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"I'd die before I help you!"

"Oh, don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies."

I swear, when I've taken over the world and have a captive who says the first line I will defiantly say the far-too-goddamn-awesome second line. I swear.


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Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 269,574 - Reviews: 3419 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,948 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,486 - Reviews: 6218 - Favs: 9,755 - Follows: 10,410 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 8,612 - Follows: 9,053 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Leaving him behind by Litira Hope reviews
For all those people who were ticked off when Merlin was left behind in the caves. What if the Diamair didn't completely heal Merlin and he was left all alone in the dark, by himself... When the knights left Merlin behind in the caves, they didn't realise just how big of an impact it would have.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,114 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Ballad of Harry and Draco by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
CRACK!fic written for a challenge in The Teachers' Lounge. Including, but not limited to, Lord Baron Potter Black, Super!Ron, Harem!Hermione, Inappropriate!Tonks, and extravagantly described meals. Rated T so far. Drarry; Draco/Harry; Draco x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,261 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
But I think I'll be alright by DressandTie reviews
Why is the new kid so jumpy? What happened to him? Why is he transferring mid term? A.k.a when Dalton met Blaine Anderson. Major BLANGST, Eventual Klaine and Niff
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 89,282 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
A Life More Ordinary by nursie91 reviews
"Two escapees that the ministry would love to catch, kidnapping Harry Potter and hiding away out of sight. That, Moony, is the perfect way for us to raise Prongslet!" Sirius and Remus, running from the wizarding world, kidnap Harry and raise him in a house filled with love. How will this effect the Boy-who-Lived. How will their actions change the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,798 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., Harry P.
The Wedding of Rose Marion Tyler by Badwolfrise reviews
Post Boom Town Pre-Bad Wolf AU Future Verse. During a trip, Doctor, Rose and Jack end up in London 2010 but the trio end up getting the shock of their lives when they end up crashing Rose's WEDDING? Jealousy blazes through Doctor when he sees the groom; a skinny, spiky haired pretty boy with pinstripe tuxedo! A recipe for complete disaster.Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Woman Who Counted by Jayie The Hufflepuff reviews
What would have happened if the plasmavore had gone to St. Bart's hospital instead of Royal Hope Hospital? Rewrite of Doctor Who Season Three with Molly Hooper in Martha Jones's place as companion. Pre-Great Game for Sherlock, will include Sherlock episodes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,629 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Molly Hooper - Complete
Bouquet Is An Understatement by watchingstarsdie reviews
Post 04x06. We all know Sebastian watched McKinley's Grease production.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
For want of a Rope by Enzonia reviews
AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine
Mindless Chatter and Strange Happenings by Unmarked In Death As In Life reviews
The knights and Merlin are out of a hunting trip in a forest they've never visited before when they get trapped within an invisible forcefield 'cage' where no-one can find them. To make matters worse, they have limited food, water and strange things begin to happen. Rated T for language.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Ski Trip by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
The last day on set: Matt, Karen and Arthur are all prepared for a big goodbye. But then Alex turns up with an envelope - filled with four plane tickets to Austria. Moffat has ordered them on a Ski Trip. TOGETHER. ONLY CHAOS SHALL ERUPT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
Hell Wolf by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
CONTINUED FROM 'INFERNUM LUPOS' EPILOGUE. After the Doctor is captured, the Torchwood team (Jack, Martha, Mickey, Gwen, Rhys) must once again call on their wild friends - the wolf pack - for help. Fallen and the pack return, along with new friends, and the team are sent on a deadly journey - a journey to save the Doctor, that not everybody will get out of alive...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H.
Meet the Merlins by JoyfulWhispersInternet reviews
No slash. The potion has taken Morgana, Arthur, Gwen, and the knights into Merlin's mind. There, they meet different personalities of Merlin they hadn't even suspected he had. There's Cheerful Merlin, Angsty Merlin, Arrogant Merlin, Wise Merlin and more. But where's their Merlin? They need to find him. To do that they need Emrys. Meanwhile, Dark Merlin had plans of his own...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Impossible Paradoxes by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory are summoned by UNIT. The Silence are causing destruction across Earth; only the Doctor can stop them. The Doctor, Amy, Rory, Mickey, Martha, Jack, Rose, the duplicate Doctor, Donna and Torchwood are placed into a lethal game. An impossible paradox has been created. And there's no way out... BEWARE DRABBLES IN MIDDLE AND INVOLVES OC IN SOME PARTS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 34,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Silence
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series Four by queenoftheoutlands reviews
In which I return with yet more Merlin, reviewed amusingly for your reading pleasure. In today's news: Merlin is now a young man according to the Great Slash Dragon , The Knights of the Round Bromance have assembled, Morgana has become Bellatrix LeStrange or possibly Sylar , everybody is angsting, Queen references some new fandoms and everybody needs lots and lots of HUGS! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 4,180 - Follows: 4,894 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Brotherhood of the Round Table by shinobi-turtleducks reviews
"Merlin?" "Yes, Arthur?" "Why is the table round?" "Errrmm.." "Merlin?" "Yes, Arthur?" "Did you just use magic?" "Errrmm..." The Brotherhood of the Round Table holds many values dear. Maybe they can show them by not having Merlin executed?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unoriginality by EosAella reviews
Uther's magic hating speeches. Sorcerer's Uther hating speeches. Frankly Merlin was getting bored with the unoriginality. Includes a little Bamf!Merlin and is verging on Crack!fic also a sort of Reveal!fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Take the Long Way Home by Flash Foreward reviews
Trapped in a magical forest with an angry Uther, Merlin tries to redeem magic in the king's eyes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Merlin, Uther
Into the Realm of Madness by The Winter Wizard reviews
Eragon's a Star Trek junkie. Saphira craves McDonalds. Murtag's starting an emo band. Arya's formed a tree-hugging protest group. Angela's a popular tourguide. And Roran's promoting new glass warhammers. Welcome to the Realm of Madness everybody! AU
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Loathing: A GleeWicked Fanfiction by Justin4u reviews
The story of broadway musical hit Wicked with the Glee characters. Please rate and comment with suggestions. Please also note: This is a fanfiction. It will follow the plot of Wicked, while using the characters of Glee as the characters of Wicked.
Crossover - Wicked & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2011
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,589 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
Awakening of Destiny by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
As a powerful sorcerer arrives in Camelot in search of Emrys, Merlin will have to defend the kingdom from the shadows. But he can only keep his magic a secret for so long before he is forced to reveal his true power and his identity to the court.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5143 - Favs: 7,634 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room by SilverWolf7007 reviews
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete