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Author has written 70 stories for Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Merlin, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Wolfblood, Inheritance Cycle, Sherlock, Glee, Star Trek: 2009, and Heroes.

I now have a new obsession: LotR. I LOVE it, I am re-reading ALL of the books (anyone who says that The Hobbit is a prequel will be sentenced to go and watch New Moon in a corner. Period.) and watching ALL oif the movies twice. Because Elijah Wood is my future husband. Period.

Hi im Holmes1216 and i L.O.V.E doctor who and Jily (James and Lily) fics. I just want to say howdy. Byeeeeeeeee

challenge time!!!!: Write fifteen drabbles based on this word: Understanding. When ur done, PM me and I'll read :{)

Please review my stories i know there all rubbish but i tried my best

Byeeeeeeeee.Again.

Am eating cheese and writing. Am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Bored!

Please review. Please. Even a little bit?

READ ALEXIA BLACKBRIAR'S STORY'S THEY ARE TO GOOD TO MISS!

Ok...Erm...Slightly awkward...

P.S Bow ties are and have always been cool.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Hermione Granger:...is more afraid than Ron

Ron Weasley:...is more afraid than anyone especially Hermione

Harry Potter:...is bored of this conversation and want's to kick Voldie's butt

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Voldemort ... HAS A NOSE OKAY?!

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

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99% of teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Repost this if you're the 1% that would be eating pop corn wearing 3D glasses screaming "Do a back flip!"

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the BBC for cancelling Merlin, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME

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If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile


[1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5
[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
[4] Calm down don’t be mad LOOK AT 13
[5] First LOOK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
[7] I’m bored.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is…THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I’m going to do this LOOK AT 7
[11] I hope you’re not mad when I say this LOOK AT6
[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8
[13] Don’t be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad LOOK AT NUMBER9

Tee he heee!


NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


this is this dog

this is is dog

this is how dog

this is to dog

this is keep dog

this is an dog

this is idiot dog

this is busy dog

this is for dog

this is forty dog

this is seconds dog

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. If you get it. Paste it. :D

My fave pairings:

Sylar/Peter (OTP!!!)

Sylar/Elle

Sylar/Eden (they would be awesome)

Sylar/OC (i see a pattern)

Peter/Claire

Zach/Claire

Legolas/ Anyone

Frodo/OC

Frodo/Sam

Merthur (ish)

Matt and Kaz

Matt and Alex

Doctor and River

James and Lily

Remus and OC

Sirius and Marlene

Rory and Amy

Matt and candy floss

Merlin and Freya

Merlin and Morgana (pre evil)

KLAINE!

Seblaine (other OTP)

Huntbastian (It's a Lily and James Potter situation, their both awesome, and one of them hates the other)

Blam!

Smytheberry (come on, their hilarious)

Sebtana (They literally HAVE to happen at some point)

I like...

ZACHARY QUINTO BECAUSE AWESOME FEELS!!!!!!

Sylar

Gabriel Gray

Peter Petrelli

Elle

Eden

SEBASTIAN SMYTHE!!!!

HUNTER CLARINGTON!!!

BLAINE ANDERSON!!!

RACHEL BERRY!!

NIFF!

I also kinda defiantly ship Merthur, sorry Lexi... BUT REALLY, WAY SHOULDN'T THEY BE TOGETHER? The love IS there...Watch the finale and you will see...

I freaking ADORE Frodo. Because he's freaking adorable, cute, all diferent kinds of awesome, and a total Badass. I sometimes ship Frodo/ OC or Frodo/Sam-ish. I don't really like them but it's kinda hard to ignore the 'My Sam's' or the 'My Mr. Frodo's' there are.

I LOVE Legolas, with pretty much everyone, including Aragorn, because feels (So THERE homophobic peeps!!!!).

Cheese

Candy floss

Sweets (Anything except liquorish. Yuck.)

Cookies

Chocolate muffins

Matt Smith ( met him. AHHHHH!)

Karen Gillan

Alex Kingston

Arthur Darvill

Darren Criss

Grant Gustin

Chris Colfer

Nolan Funk

Small vegetarian wildlife

Salamanders

Doctor Who (Duh)

Sherlock (double duh)

Merlin (OMG triple duh)

I Don't like

Yogurt (unless its strawberry)

Liquorish (just...ewwww)

Homework

Blueberry muffins

Bananas

Pink fluffy things

My friends making me eat 'Mystery stew'

THE SEVEN MONTHS WAITING FOR DOCTOR WHO TO COME BACK ON!!!

Liquorish. Again.

The BBC for cancelling Merlin *breaks down into random sobbing*

Steven Moffat for making me have a feels breakdown

Random Factoids about me

I hate liquorish

My friends sister i have nicknamed The Salamander

I'm addicted to Doctor Who fics and chocolate cookies

Am addicted to Marauder fics and Candyfloss

I like cheese

My nickname is Wolfie (inside joke)

I own 12 sketch pads (9 of which are filled)

If I have any sugar whatsoever I have a massive sugar high

I am Moony the Zombie Werewolf (Other nickname. Friend who loves Dobby's Sock's stories christened me this)

I'm BORED a lot

I hate homework

I love the TV show Sherlock

I love Doctor Who (does there need to be a reason why?)

I'm an official Whovian

I have a pet Dalek called Richard

I live next to a pair of Slitheen who got kicked off Raxicoricofallapatorious for being nice

I'm a mad girl with a box ( and no, it's not cardboard)

School dinners are rubbish

I've read every book in the school library (no joke)

My mother is addicted to soppy strictly

I know how to kill you in seven different ways with an HB Pencil ( not kidding. I read far too many spy books!)

I've met Matt Smith (The Matt Smith. The Doctor)

I'm totally mad

Everything above is true. I solemnly swear it.

Moony XXX

Fave Quotes from WHO


''Bow ties are cool'' 11th Doctor

''Hello Sweetie'' River Song

''Impending alien attack, 20 minutes to live, no plan and I have a post office and it's shut!'' 11th

''Bacon! That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?'' 11th

''Ewww! Alien bogies!'' 11th

“You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up “genocide”. You’ll find a little picture of me there, and the caption’ll read “Over my dead body.” 10th Doctor

I can summon the armada and take this world by force. Well, yeah, you could. Yeah, you could do that, of course you could. But why? Look at these people: these human beings. Consider their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet, and blinking step into the sun. There is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than - no, hold on... Sorry, that's the 'Lion King'. But the point still stands." Sycorax general...person and 10th

Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink.
What's that?
No idea. Just made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door"." Mickey and 10th

"Oh finally! True love at last! Amy Pond flirting with herself...Oh sorry Rory''' 11th

''Do not at this point Yowze.'' Amy Pond

''It's called marriage honey'' River Song

''SHUT UP SPACEMAN!'' Donna

''Is there any other way Daddyo?" Rose

''You know the Huuuhhh hoooh huuuh hoooh noise? No?''
It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on!'' River and 11th

''Hi honey I'm home!''
And what sort of time d'you call this?'' River and 11th

''Yeah well Amelia! I have to go into a maze of dead people with no plan whatsoever. Supposing the radiation doesn't kill me. Supposing we don't all die. I have to come up with a brilliant and completely impossible plan to save everyone's lives!''
''Awwww. Is someone Mr. Grumpy Face today?'' Amy and 11th

''Something's wrong...''
What like the old days sort of wrong?''
''Exactly like the old days kind of wrong!''
''Oh groovy!'' Sarah Jane and Jo Grant.

"You're Scottish, fry something!'' 11th

These are in a word. EPIC!

Moony xxx

MERLIN QUOTES:


Arthur: Merlin!

NEXT!!!


Merlin: Prat

Arthur: Idiot!

Merlin: Oaf!

Arthur: Shut up Merlin!

NEXT!!

Merlin: Will it be hot? Will it be cold? Will it be wet? Will it be dry?

Arthur: Merlin..."

Merlin: What? Really? I don't know what to pack! Hang on...You don't know where we're going do you?"

Arthur: Of course I know! I just can't tell you!"

Merlin: I suppose you'd have to kill me" *joking*

Arthur: Immediately and without hesitation" *stone faced*

Merlin: Okaaay. Love a good surprise...who doesn't love surprises..."

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't run you through right now!

Dragoon: You shouldn't do that! Because if you did that, you would never learn of my plan...

Arthur: What plan?

Dragoon: EXACTLY! That's why you can't run me through!

NEXT!!!!

Uther: Can someone please explain what happened"

Merlin: Well-

Uther: Someone with a brain?

NEXT!!!

Arthur: Now I realize you're not as big of a fool as you look.

Merlin: I feel the same, now that I realize you're not as arrogant as you sound.

Arthur: Do you still think I'm arrogant?

Merlin: No. More... supercilious.

Arthur: That's a big word Merlin. Are you sure you know what it means?

Merlin: Condescending

Arthur: Very good.

Merlin: Patronizing

Arthur: It doesn't quite mean that...

Merlin: No. These are just other things you are.

NEXT!

Dragoon: Questions...So many damn questions! For once in your life, would you just do what you told!


NEXT!!!!


Arthur: Do you have any idea what it’s like to live with a man who constantly thinks he’s the best?

Merlin: Mmm… Must be irritating.

NEXT!!!

Arthur: Merlin…..

Merlin: What?

Arthur: I’m the one who gives the orders. Remember?

Merlin: Yeah. You ready? Let’s go.

NEXT!!!!!

Merlin: You're a hero.

Arthur: Thank you, Merlin.

Merlin: Not to me, to your people.

Arthur: And why is that?

Merlin: Because I know something that they don’t

Arthur: And what is that? *Merlin looks around. No-one is watching.*

Merlin: You, my friend are a cabbage head.

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: Describe Dollop head.

Merlin: In two words?

Arthur: Er yeah

Merlin: Prince Arthur

NEXT!!!

Arthur: You should follow them. The woods is safe

Merlin: Hmm...Nah, I've seen the woods already

NEXT!!!!

Arthur: We have to lift him onto the bed.

Merlin: What? He’s asleep. He’ll never know.

Arthur: Merlin!!

Merlin: Well… I’ll suppose he can have a pillow.

Arthur: But...he’s the king!

Merlin: All right, fine! Two pillows.

NEXT!!!

Merlin: I’m sick and tired of cleaning up after Arthur! I cook his meals, clean his clothes, not to mention the small matter of saving his life every other day. And what do I get in return? I get picked on at training this morning, and when I try to tell him why and how Elyan is acting the way he is, he nearly takes my head off! Gaius? Are you even listening?! Great! I might as well not even exist! Hello, my name is Merlin. Don’t worry about me, I’m not even here! I mean, It's not like I a have a great destiny! Nope not me!

NEXT!!!

Merlin: "How long have you been training to be a prat?"

Arthur: "You can't talk to me like that."

Merlin: "I'm so sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?"

I LOVE Merlin. It is my life. Wow. I'm really obsessed...

If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped on it, paste this on your profile.

If you have Merlin's rant down pat, this one's for you!

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If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile. (HECK YES!)

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.Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

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If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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You are a WHOVIAN if any of these things apply to you

You wish you were ginger

You are Scottish

You hate apples

You hate yogurt

You love bow ties

You think jammy dodgers are awesome

You have tried Fish Custard

You love converse trainers

You have written at least three Doctor Who Fics

You call anyone called Jack 'Captain Cheesecake'

If you meet someone called Mickey you call them 'Mickey the Idiot' or 'Rickey' just to annoy them

You cried when Rose left

You cried when Donna left, Martha left

You had an emotional breakdown when the Ponds left

You love how River Song orders the Doctor around 'Heel boy' and whatnot

You hate when people write 'Dr Who'. Ugh

You have been to a Doctor Who event. Ever

You have met any of the cast


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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Holmes1216, Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, .Talithia-Hawk., Brittnodo, SunnySmile1324

What is this sleep you speak of?

-Moony


Don't upset me, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

Boys are like slinky's, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

"If there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's the oncoming train"

"Whoever said that words don’t hurt, never got hit by a dictionary."

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.

Don’t steal, the government hates competition.

Your village called, their idiot is missing

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

This isn't school! This is Hell with fluorescent lighting.

If con is the opposite of pro, tell me, what is the opposite of progress?

I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

You are an asset, when you’re not being a pain in the asset.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, that’s just the way I am.

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.

If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Me? Fail English!? … That’s unpossible!

I wonder if people wonder what I wonder, because I wonder what people wonder. Do YOU wonder what I wonder? Now THAT is what I wonder. I wonder what you’re wondering as you wonder what I wonder, if of course you’re even wondering what I’m wondering… I wonder...

I ate my homework cos my teacher said it was a piece of cake. – she lied.

If all the world's a stage... where the heck is the audience sitting??

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

I am a member of NAPWDLA…National Association of People Who Don’t Like Abbreviations

There’s a fine line between genius and stupidity… I like to jump rope with that line.

In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth. The rest was made in China.

I am never serious. Seriously.

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now?

I don’t walk away from fights, I prefer running.

Many of us have sought the meaning of life. Fortunately it’s out on DVD now.

I’m always right… except when I’m wrong.

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Excuse me, but do these stairs go up?

Traffic is moving at a standstill.

I have multiple personalities, and so do I.

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me. Wait.

I always lie. Trust me.

To kill a mocking bird. Now that’s one less bird that will wake you up, with it’s chirping.

If aliens come down to earth looking for intelligent life. Wrong planet. Sorry.

If life gives you lemons, say, “Great! I love lemons! What else ya got?”

Who’s stupid, the stupid that called the stupid, stupid, or the stupid who was called stupid by the stupid?

HEY CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS FOR.

Why can’t I get any soup with this fork?

Today, I took an elevator up from the top floor to the basement. It was up-lift-ing.

The is a thin line between a stupid and a fool. I’m on a quest to discover whether it was an idiot or a fool who erased it.

We cannot give you the weather today because we depend on weather reports from the airport which is shut due to weather conditions. We might be able to give you a weather report tomorrow depending on the weather.

A day without sunshine is, like night.

People always say you can be who you wanna be but I can never be a giraffe.

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.

"What color was Napoleon’s white horse?" "Uh, I dunno… Black?"

As a girl was looking at a poodle, she said “Whoa! it’s a sheep!”


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this on my profile? I have every right to, dammit!)

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever made your own "copy and paste", copy and paste this into your profile.

IF you suffer from CRS(Can't Remember Shit), copy and paste this into your profile.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


"I'd die before I help you!"

"Oh, don't be boring. Everyone who says that dies."

I swear, when I've taken over the world and have a captive who says the first line I will defiantly say the far-too-goddamn-awesome second line. I swear.

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Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,827 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Leaving him behind by TheresMusicInMyEars reviews
For all those people who were ticked off when Merlin was left behind in the caves. What if the Diamair didn't completely heal Merlin and he was left all alone in the dark, by himself... When the knights left Merlin behind in the caves, they didn't realise just how big of an impact it would have.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,152 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 6,759 - Follows: 7,028 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Ballad of Harry and Draco by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
CRACK!fic written for a challenge in The Teachers' Lounge. Including, but not limited to, Lord Baron Potter Black, Super!Ron, Harem!Hermione, Inappropriate!Tonks, and extravagantly described meals. Rated T so far. Drarry; Draco/Harry; Draco x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,261 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
But I think I'll be alright by DressandTie reviews
Why is the new kid so jumpy? What happened to him? Why is he transferring mid term? A.k.a when Dalton met Blaine Anderson. Major BLANGST, Eventual Klaine and Niff
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 89,282 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5450 - Favs: 7,982 - Follows: 8,613 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Life More Ordinary by nursie91 reviews
"Two escapees that the ministry would love to catch, kidnapping Harry Potter and hiding away out of sight. That, Moony, is the perfect way for us to raise Prongslet!" Sirius and Remus, running from the wizarding world, kidnap Harry and raise him in a house filled with love. How will this effect the Boy-who-Lived. How will their actions change the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,798 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Remus L., Harry P.
The Wedding of Rose Marion Tyler by JennyTylerSmith reviews
Post Boom Town Pre-Bad Wolf AU Future Verse. During a trip, Doctor, Rose and Jack end up in London 2010 but the trio end up getting the shock of their lives when they end up crashing Rose's WEDDING? Jealousy blazes through Doctor when he sees the groom; a skinny, spiky haired pretty boy with pinstripe tuxedo! A recipe for complete disaster.Nine/Rose, Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Raised by Darkness by apple2011 reviews
After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 120,493 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Brainwash by Samjez reviews
Actors are being kidnapped, and are being brainwashed to believe that they are their on-screen characters. After an insane David Tennant shows up in Benedict Cumberbatch's house, Benedict is whisked away to be brainwashed himself. It's up to him and David to save the other actors from the same demise! Completed!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2013
The Woman Who Counted by Jayie The Hufflepuff reviews
What would have happened if the plasmavore had gone to St. Bart's hospital instead of Royal Hope Hospital? Rewrite of Doctor Who Season Three with Molly Hooper in Martha Jones's place as companion. Pre-Great Game for Sherlock, will include Sherlock episodes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,629 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Molly Hooper - Complete
Bouquet Is An Understatement by watchingstarsdie reviews
Post 04x06. We all know Sebastian watched McKinley's Grease production.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
For want of a Rope by Enzonia reviews
AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,761 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine
Mindless Chatter and Strange Happenings by Unmarked In Death As In Life reviews
The knights and Merlin are out of a hunting trip in a forest they've never visited before when they get trapped within an invisible forcefield 'cage' where no-one can find them. To make matters worse, they have limited food, water and strange things begin to happen. Rated T for language.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Ski Trip by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
The last day on set: Matt, Karen and Arthur are all prepared for a big goodbye. But then Alex turns up with an envelope - filled with four plane tickets to Austria. Moffat has ordered them on a Ski Trip. TOGETHER. ONLY CHAOS SHALL ERUPT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
Hell Wolf by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
CONTINUED FROM 'INFERNUM LUPOS' EPILOGUE. After the Doctor is captured, the Torchwood team (Jack, Martha, Mickey, Gwen, Rhys) must once again call on their wild friends - the wolf pack - for help. Fallen and the pack return, along with new friends, and the team are sent on a deadly journey - a journey to save the Doctor, that not everybody will get out of alive...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H.
Meet the Merlins by merlinandfreyaFTW reviews
No slash. The potion has taken Morgana, Arthur, Gwen, and the knights into Merlin's mind. There, they meet different personalities of Merlin they hadn't even suspected he had. There's Cheerful Merlin, Angsty Merlin, Arrogant Merlin, Wise Merlin and more. But where's their Merlin? They need to find him. To do that they need Emrys. Meanwhile, Dark Merlin had plans of his own...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,518 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Impossible Paradoxes by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
The Doctor, Amy and Rory are summoned by UNIT. The Silence are causing destruction across Earth; only the Doctor can stop them. The Doctor, Amy, Rory, Mickey, Martha, Jack, Rose, the duplicate Doctor, Donna and Torchwood are placed into a lethal game. An impossible paradox has been created. And there's no way out... BEWARE DRABBLES IN MIDDLE AND INVOLVES OC IN SOME PARTS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 34,950 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Silence
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series Four by queenoftheoutlands reviews
In which I return with yet more Merlin, reviewed amusingly for your reading pleasure. In today's news: Merlin is now a young man according to the Great Slash Dragon , The Knights of the Round Bromance have assembled, Morgana has become Bellatrix LeStrange or possibly Sylar , everybody is angsting, Queen references some new fandoms and everybody needs lots and lots of HUGS! Enjoy!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012
For Whom the Bell Tolls by nefieslab reviews
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,554 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Brotherhood of the Round Table by shinobi-turtleducks reviews
"Merlin?" "Yes Arthur?" "Why is the table ROUND?" "Errrmm.." *** "Merlin?" "Yes Arthur?" "Did you just use magic?" "Errrmm..." The Brotherhood of the Round Table holds many values dear.Maybe they can show them by not having Merlin executed? BROMANCE BRIGADE
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unoriginality by EosAella reviews
Uther's magic hating speeches. Sorcerer's Uther hating speeches. Frankly Merlin was getting bored with the unoriginality. Includes a little Bamf!Merlin and is verging on Crack!fic also a sort of Reveal!fic. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Merlin, Uther - Complete
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 353,619 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Take the Long Way Home by Flash Foreward reviews
Trapped in a magical forest with an angry Uther, Merlin tries to redeem magic in the king's eyes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Merlin, Uther
Into the Realm of Madness by The Winter Wizard reviews
Eragon's a Star Trek junkie. Saphira craves McDonalds. Murtag's starting an emo band. Arya's formed a tree-hugging protest group. Angela's a popular tourguide. And Roran's promoting new glass warhammers. Welcome to the Realm of Madness everybody! AU
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Loathing: A GleeWicked Fanfiction by Justin4u reviews
The story of broadway musical hit Wicked with the Glee characters. Please rate and comment with suggestions. Please also note: This is a fanfiction. It will follow the plot of Wicked, while using the characters of Glee as the characters of Wicked.
Crossover - Wicked & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2011
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Invisibly Jaded by LightningHunter reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
Awakening of Destiny by WhiteKingdomAngel reviews
As a powerful sorcerer arrives in Camelot in search of Emrys, Merlin will have to defend the kingdom from the shadows. But he can only keep his magic a secret for so long before he is forced to reveal his true power and his identity to the court.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,143 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Fairytale Disaster by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“The general consensus in the Wizarding World was that Albus Dumbledore was completely off his rocker and that anyone he managed to conscript was pretty much doomed to humiliation in front of a large crowd…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4858 - Favs: 6,392 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death's Manager by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“After waking up soaked in milk amid shouting, screaming, and possible murder, Harry was willing to bet his Firebolt, Hedwig and his entire collection of Weasley jumpers that the day was only going to get weirder…”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,456 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room by SilverWolf7007 reviews
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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In which Spock is grumpy and Bones is Vulcan reviews
...so in short, Jim orders Spock and Bones to swap personalities for a few days. This means chaos, pure and utter chaos. Spirky goodness! Don't like, don't read!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Of Douchebagels, glasses and epic besties reviews
Take a look into Dorcas Meadowes head. Enjoy her inner monologue as she and her worst enemy work together so they can avoid the crisis of the century! CRACK
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Dorcas M., Marlene M. - Complete
Forget about it reviews
One sentence, three little words that sealed his fate. Words that made his life hell, words that poisoned his legacy. Rowena Ravenclaw/ Salazar Slytherin implied Ravenclaw/Gryffindor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Ok This is gonna take a while reviews
Yeah yeah, I shouldn't be writing another story,but the plot bunnies wouldn't leave me alone: What if Jim found Khan instead of Marcus? What if Khan had no memories of his past life? What if there was a mildly cracky fic all about it? T for Khan's Epicness and Spock's Badassery. Khan/OC at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Spock
Five times Sylar surprised Peter reviews
...and the one time Peter surprised him. PYLAR! Don't like, don't read.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P.
After Glease reviews
Kurt is back for blood after seeing the production of Glease, but who is Blaine's mystery man?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Merlin drabbles reviews
In which Fans screaming at the Telly are heard and Merlin looks shamelessly hot in chain mail..
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Long Forgotten reviews
Harry Potter, Brat-Who-Lived comes to Hogwarts and Snape knows from the start that something's not right. With a limp and more than a few cracked ribs, will Harry ever find the home he needs? Snape Mentors Harry fic. First chapter is a bit too fast but you will see why. :{) DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Lost Boy reviews
Daniel Potter is you're brother! Oh wow, the Boy-Who-Lived is you're brother!" the reporter gushed. I raised an eyebrow and smirked coldly 'Really? I didn't know that most considered having a pig living in the same house as you meant they were family" Harry/Draco friendship! Not slash! Slytherin/Amazing/BAMF! Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The prince and the peasant reviews
SEBLAINE! Beauty and the beast AU: Blaine gets a job at the Smythe Corporation to save his dying father, and he and his boss, Sebastian, The Prince, don't exactly hit it off. He's rude, arrogant, completely egotistical, also one of the most brilliantly idiotic men on the planet and he has Blaine drooling over him. Not exactly the best work relationship...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
How different things could have been reviews
What if Sebastian was tired of being the bad guy, what if during Micheal, he got up and danced with the New Directions during Black and White?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
The Bad boy and the Dalton Boy reviews
Blaine snapped after a very messy break-up with Kurt and the rejection of the New Directions. He became the infamous 'Blaine Anderson, head of this school and you'd better damn believe it' Head of the Cheerios, lead singer of the new glee club, Nationals winners, The Prisoners of Harmony, and hopefully soon-to-be boyfriend of Sebastian Smythe. But will jealous Kurt get in the way?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Okay This couldwill be awkward reviews
Santana goes to see a flat after Rachel and Kurt kicked her out, little does she know, that the owner of the flat was, as Kurt once put it a 'Criminal chipmunk'. So between Sebastian's crazy friends and Rachel's relationship issues, will they become friends...or possibly even more? T for language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Sebastian S., Santana L.
Arabella Anderson, the downfall of Sebastian Smythe reviews
When Hunter drags along the rest of theWarblers to Crawford to see the new glee club, they weren't expecting much. But now they know their in for a bumpy ride at sectionals and considering the looks the Crawford captain, Arabella and Sebastian have been sharing. The poor warblers know that drama's not far away either... DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sebastian S.
We're locked in a room with THEM? reviews
After a scheming Mr Shue and Mr Smith lock The New Directions and The Warblers into the Practice room at Dalton to resolve their hatred, will it end in a bloodbath or will the two glee clubs actually make friends?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sebastian S., Blaine A., Hunter C., Kurt H.
How to Crash a wedding in five simple steps reviews
Tenth catches Eleventh with River and get's annoyed. Really annoyed. So he decides to crash the wedding. Bad move. There's a Scottish ginger who won't let that happen. Will he live to tell the tale? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Merlin Emrys Potter reviews
Merlin Potter. A walking contradiction. He is eleven years old and going to Hogwarts. He is 1163...ish and the most powerful warlock ever to live. He only needs to worry about exams. He only needs to worry about the future of magic and keeping the world turning. He is doing his homework. He is trying to find the Once and Future King. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Harry P., Merlin
That infuriating warlock! reviews
Harry Emrys has just moved into 221C and Sherlock is constantly annoyed by him, the stupid, crime-solving boy! So with a snickering forensic team, several Facebook posts and a few 'magical' incidents, Sherlock may have just found his next case. NO SLASH! Co-written with Alexia Blackbriar
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Merlin, Sherlock H.
Good at this ignoring thing! reviews
Merida or Merlin as most would know him, well, he was in fact a she. And she would like some time to herself thank you, long hair and all. But after years of ignoring, Arthur finally decided to follow the wayward servant at exactly the most inconvenient time. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
Jessica May Moriarty reviews
When Sherlock and John find a small girl at Moriarty' grave, they decide to take her in. But is she who she say he i? Or is it just another of Moriarty's elaborate plots? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Merlynn and the Wedding reviews
Okay, so Merlynn is a girl. Merlynn and Arty both like each other, the people like betting and Elyan dreams of Evil flying monkey's. Got it? Good. Warning: I swear in author's note and is VERY CRACKY!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Merlin Parodies reviews
Basically a funny version of some epic scenes or episodes. T for language. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012
He just wasn't in the mood reviews
After being woken up and told that someone was trying to take over Camelot, AGAIN, Merlin has been Thrown of a roof, hit on the head with a hammer, hung, buried alive, strangled, stabbed and turned several minions into various animals, he is really, really pissed off. This is what happens when I drink too much coca cola. :D DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
You idiot! reviews
Arthur catches Merlin and Morgana and feels these are the only two words that describe his manservant's incompetence
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Beggining of a legend reviews
James Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes. The school freaks. One who could tell you're life story with a glance and another who was so creepy he could give you shivers by walking into the room. Both destined either to be psychopaths or hero's. If you believe in hero's that is, they certainly didn't. But one fateful day, they met. Slash only if you're ultra determinedI DON'T OWN SHERLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Jail tales! reviews
Over the many, MANY times that Gwaine, Arthur and Merlin have been captured, strange things have happened. It all began with a sentient piece of cheese... PURE CRACK!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Arthur, Merlin
REEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMUUUUS? The Adventures of Remus the Baby Sitter! reviews
In which Sirius and James are hungry, Remus is annoyed and Peter becomes food. NOW CONTINUED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Remus L., Marauders
A new girl In Baker Street reviews
When new girl, Sofya Blake moves into Baker Street, she proves to be just as sharp witted, silver tongued and as not fond of Anderson as the great detective. Will the pair get together or will John and Mycroft be forever betting on something that will not come to pass? Sherlock/OC. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sherlock H.
Emrys, The Elves Rider reviews
Arya, Eragon and Saphira find a broken Merlin on their doorstep and take him in. Ten years later, he returns to Camelot on an ambassador's mission for the Varden. Arthur is confused at seeing his old friend like this and after a rocky start welcomes him once more. But Merlin is a broken hearted man and who will pick up the pieces for him? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Eragon S., Merlin
Hogwarts, Merlin, Detectives, oh and a 1000 year old timelord reviews
POTTERWHOLOCKLIN! John Smith, Merlin Emrys and Sherlock Holmes are all eleven and in their first year at Hogwarts. Between dealing with their grumpy housemates, Johns nightmares, Sherlock's deductions and the inexplicable bursts of magic that just happen around Merlin, will the boy's be able to save the philosophers stone? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Merlin, Sherlock H.
In the end reviews
"You honestly think I could leave you?" Arthur's smile fell when he saw the answer in Merlin's eyes. Yes, because they all left him, in the end. Pure angst, what? I'm depressed, get over it. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
BAMF MERLIN! reviews
Yay! It has arrived! BAMF Merlin. Too little of it in the program. Review for prompts! T for future chaps DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Oops reviews
Morgana and Gwen work for MI6 and have been ordered to tail and capture the infamous underword kings Emrys and The Once and Future King, otherwise known as Merlin and Arthur. But will they be able to resist their hearts? Or will they be the ones captured, by love?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Morgana, Merlin
Of Prats and Evil Teachers reviews
Modern AU. No slash. Merlin is the new boy at school and between avoiding his evil english teacher Miss Nimueh and annoying Prince of Prats Arthur Pendragon will he find time to complete his destiny, again? Or will he have help from a certain dark haired half sister?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Merlin, Morgana
Start Running reviews
ONESHOT!"Merlin?" "Yes Arthur?" "Why are they bowing to you?" the little girl piped up "Because he is the king of the druids and the most powerful warlock ever!" she squealed. "Merlin?" "yes Arthur?" "Start running"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
That's who I am reviews
What if Arthur had come to Ealdor to find Merlin and bring him to his father. What if Uther used magic users as slaves. How will Merlin get out of this tight spot?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
A secret that I'll keep reviews
It's been lonelier than ever for Maddy after Rhydian went. But on one fateful full moon will they finally see each other again? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Wolfblood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Prince? reviews
'I knew your father very well. He was a great friend of mine and a valuble asset in the fight against magic' Merlin looked away"Oh the irony" " I owe him so much and know that this is now the only way I can repay him. I wish to adopt you" he finished. Merlin's head snapped up "You what?" Mergana and Arwen. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Of Gods and stunned Princes reviews
Merlin is a god hybrid. A little of each god and Arthur is the son of Athena. Together with Percy and the gang they set off to battle with evil monsters and stroppy gods. Not to mention the hormonal dragon in the closet
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Percy J., Merlin
Emrys and Le Fay reviews
Arthur has not taken Merlin's magic and initiated the second great purge. A wounded and emotionally weak Merlin arrives on Morgana's doorstep and the pair begin again. They run together and love is realized. Contains Dark! Merlin and BAMF! Merlin. Oh and loads of Mergana cos' their so damned cute. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Merlin, Morgana
I QUIT! reviews
Merlin has had enough of being pushed around. He snaps and ends up storming away from Arthur's chamber, jobless. How long will Arthur last without our favorite warlock? TWOSHOT. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Songs of Magic reviews
Merlin finds a potion which makes the drinker sing about what their feeling. Pure crack! DISCLAIMER! I don't own Merlin, or the songs in this random fic
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nightmares reviews
TWOSHOT: Set after the Lamia. Merlin is still scared of the knights and is having nightmares. A man named Eli, sent by Kilgharrah has come to help them understand. The question is: Will they?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/19/2012 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Merlin
Invisible Arty reviews
Arthur is turned invisible. Merlin is close to breaking point. Secrets will be revealed and friendships tested. Oh and the Dragon is still infuriating. T because I'm paranoid. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Two Merlin's and a Dragon reviews
When Merlin and Arthur from five years in the future end up in Camelot's past they have to team up with their past selves to try and get back. But with two Merlin's and two Arthur's will secrets be revealed? T for possible language and a little bit of Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
A Cold Heart reviews
Arthur has torn their friendship apart and Merlin has become cold. Can Arthur warm Merlin's cold heart? Or will Merlin stay angry forever? NO MERTHUR. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything. At all
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
What? reviews
Nine is having a nice time in the Tardis when a geek and a uni professor fall in. With his next two regenerations and a time machine and one planet crying for help they set of...What could possibly go wrong? T because I'm evil.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor
The druid and the servant reviews
Sequel to 'The lady and the warlock' Arthurs reaction and the marrige.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Freya, Merlin
Colin and Bradley at ALTON FREAKIN' TOWERS! reviews
Colin Morgan and Bradley James go with the rest of the cast to Alton towers. Only chaos can ensue... DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2012
The lady and the warlock reviews
Arthur and Gwaine follow Merlin to the lake of Avalon and watch as he meets with Freya, his lost love. Secrets are revealed and friendships are tested. Oneshot which may have a sequel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Freya, Merlin - Complete
Between scenes reviews
Matt , Karen and Alex basically live for the filming of Doctor who. But what do they do between scenes? A huge water fight, tellings off from Stevan Moffat and hilarity must ensue. And when a dare to go back to school comes. How can they refuse? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012
The time turner and the idiot reviews
'Hermione let Ron hold the time turner. My idiot best friend sent us all into the past.' Where they meet the infamous Marauders. When accepted into their gang, the golden trio realize they only have a year with their new friends. So between pranking and getting Lily to like James. Will they want to go home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Marauders
Why you never play poker with a wyvern
When Arthur and Merlin find a girl in the woods and take her back to Camelot. It's all go until they realize she has an ancient gift. She is Wolf.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,401 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Merlin
Don't Blink reviews
The Doctor has used the Chameleon arc. The angels are coming for him and poor John Smith has no clue what to do. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 11th Doctor
Fezzes, bow ties and Hogwarts are cool! reviews
A crashed TARDIS and a weird group of people turn up at Hogwarts. What happens when The Doctor become DADA teacher? Jammie dodgers and a cup of tea please. This is gonna be one hell of a year! DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Oh great reviews
In which Merlin, Arthur, Gwen, Morgana and the gang all go to Camelot high. Arthur is an arrogant Prat. Merlin is a sarcastic dreamer, Gwen crushes on Arthur and Morgana steals Bellatrix' look. Again. Modern AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
What have I done? reviews
Arthur finds out about Merlin's magic. First he tries to kill him, then he finds that he needs his goofy friend. He set's out in search of Merlin but will they ever find him?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Let's Run Away reviews
The TARDIS has had enough. She want's her mad man. And he wants her. Together the escape to the stars. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - TARDIS
Vintage reviews
A type 40 Tardis waits in a dusty museum on a small island on gallifrey. Until her Madman comes to take her away.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
A girl called Rose Whip reviews
Rose's letter to Hogwart's arrived five years late. And on top of five year's worth of catch up, she has to deal with being Wolf. So now all she needs is a certain sandy haired werewolf tripping over her. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Remus L., OC
A new girl in Camelot reviews
Luna has left her old village and sets out for Camelot. Armed only with her sharp tongue and magic. Merlin may have just found his match. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Merlin
The Marauder reviews
Before becoming a Marauder Remus Lupin was bullied and annoyed by his 'Idiot faced' friends to be. Not to mention his abusive father. Until a very special person came along. A person with red hair and vivid green eyes. The wolves are coming. And their not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Remus L., Marauders
We've been reading reviews
The marauders have been reading. About werewolfs. They don't care. Now all they need to do is convince Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Remus L., Marauders
What The Hell reviews
ONESHOT!Sherlock meets the Doctor. End of. Enough said. NO really. ARGHHHH *Backs away slowly* DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything. At all. Even a little bit.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
First day reviews
ONESHOT: Kazza meets Matt while he's on a massive sugar high. One word. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Five times reviews
Five times The Doctor has annoyed River (Meaning around fifty). And about a hundred times she has annoyed him. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs: Reloaded! reviews
James is one of the most popular kids in Hogwarts. Lily is the house freak. With loads of humor and drama at every turn. Only awesomeness can ensue. DISCLAIMER! I don't own anything. At all. Even a little bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Back to Base reviews
The Doctor, Amy,Rory,River and the Torchwood team are all trapped by the Master. With time running out and family in danger. Can the Doctor pull through? DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Not the Sprite reviews
When the Doctor meets up with Rose again it's all go. Until he drinks half a mega bottle of sprite. With the Doctor hyper and the Tardis having a breakdown. What could possibly go wrong?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Where to? reviews
Rose Tyler was having a nice evening out. Until bow tie guy showed up.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete