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Hi :) In case you haven't figured it out from my user name, my real name is Vanessa! Random things about me:

Age- 14

Hair Colour- Brown

Eye Colour- ... I honestly don't know they're an extremely weird colour

Favourite Colour- Aqua!!!!!!

Country- Canada

Favourite Food- Chicken Wings!!!!!!!!! :)

Favourite kind of Food- Chinese

Grade- 9

Somewhere I've Always Wanted To Go- Italy

Favourite Band- One Direction and Big Time Rush... yeah I like boy bands

Favourite Song- I have too many to count... but I'm gonna try anyways

1. The Fighter- Gym Class Heroes FT Ryan Tedder

2. Moments- One Direction

3. Fearless- Olivia Holt (Girl VS Monster)

4. Stand Up- One Direction

5. Live While We're Young- One Direction

Lots of others but I only put five

Hobbies- Writing, Reading (I'm a total dork sometimes), Hanging Out With Friends, Cartwheeling (random I know), Singing, Dancing, Acting, Music

Things I Love- Music, Billy Unger, Guitar, Animals, Writing, My Friends (we're totaly weirdo's)

Things I Don't Like- Mushrooms, Walnuts, People with HUGE Ego's, Wasps, Insects that buzz in my ear

So, just a random list of things about me... yeah I'm a weird and random person. And I LOVE IT!!!!!! Being normal is boring! No offense to normal people!

Things to do in Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things to do at a movie

1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit next to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

10. Try to start a Mexician wave

11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

16. Hum the theme music.

17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

18. Go "Ooooooooooh..." whenever someone kisses.

19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

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The ABC's of Kickin' It! by ABC-Writer reviews
Hold on to your hats, because we are going throughout the alphabet- KICKIN IT STYLE! Starting with A and ending with Z, these are completely un-related one shots. LOTS OF KICK! R&R please
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Kim C., Jack B.]
No One Said Raising Kids Was Easy by Hypnotoad76 reviews
Future Fic. Jeff and Annie are about to get married when they are informed that Jeff has a long lost teenage daughter. Jeff, Annie, and OC.
Community - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,819 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Jeff W., Annie E.
The socks on my feet by nclhdrs1717 reviews
We are all seventeen now and we still eat at the same resuraunts, sit at the same tables, laugh at the same jokes, and go to the same dojo. The Wasabi Warriors, we're an odd bunch, but we fit together like a puzzle. We're the perfect team. KICK one-shots
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Back to Blackthorne by born athlete reviews
The Girls go back to Blackthorne and make sure the guys know whose best! Tricks, missions, zammie, the lot! hope you enjoy! I don't own anything, its all by the amazing Ally Carter!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,469 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Midnight Talk by EmmaD14 reviews
Zach and Cammie have a chat and a snuggle. ONE-SHOT. Zammie.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
I'm in love by EverlastingBoredom reviews
I've currently been obsessing over the Counting Crows song 'Accidentally in Love' and this idea just came to me when I was listening to it. And usually when I get an idea like this I cannot focus on anything else until I write it so, here it is! Song fic, I guess... slight humor.
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
I Knew It by rockyb12110 reviews
Kim admits her feeling to Jerry, Milton, and Eddie, but little did she know Jack had been listening. What happens when he finds out? Will there be Kick? *COMPLETE!* One-shot
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Role Reversal by PSU93Girl reviews
Sam is injured during a call and Jules learns what it was like when she was shot. The gang's all here, including Wordy. What's posted here is rated T but with the next update it will be going to M. Therefore, all future chapters will be posted ONLY in the M section. If you have an alert set, you'll need to set a new one over there.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,678 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sam B., Jules C. - Complete
Status Gone reviews
Ally Anderson has gone from being popular and hated, to just hated in one day. Chase had unknowingly taken her status away from her, and she's mad. Can Chase help her live without popularity, or is she too full of hate?
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