Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
THIS IS A NOTE TO TRAPPED INTHE PAST FANS, I AM DELETING THIS STORY FOR REVISIONS. I WILL TRY TO REPOST IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
Name: Tokka invents Beastly Ravens
Age: Older than thirteen, younger than thirty
I will write about Tokka, Phinbella, BB/Rae, a combination of all three or an OC
I have writer's block often so my first story will probably be published in a year at least. I write most of my stories on a mobile device. That explains why my chapters are so short. It's a good sign when I favorite, but I give reviews when I think the story desperately needs it. I really don't like when authors beg for reviews, because it's annoying. The begging actually has the opposite result. When I follow a story, it means it has potential, but I don't know where it's going to go, or it means that I really like a story and want to see how it ends. It really depends on how much of the story is complete. I favorite because I think it is a really good story. I review to praise the story, or to give constuctive critism to it. I may not have much experience writing, but I've been reading fanfiction for two years. I know a good story when I see one. The reason that I didn't have an account until now is because I didn't have my own device until I made my account. I had to share the family computer before I got it.
That is all I have to say right now about myself.
I will TRY to recognize everybody who has helped me on the journey to become a great fanfiction writer.
I like to think of this as the list of friend I have made here in Fanfiction.net in the short time I've been here.
Jazzimon: The first person to P.M. me ever!
Animegx43: The first person to give me ideas to get rid of Writer's Block.
Whythis: A person who agreed with me on a comment I made in a review.
Harmonious Wolf: A person who went out of her way to thank me when I reviewed on a story I really liked.
Madin456: A person who went out of their way to extend an already incredibly long profile page with hilarious quotes, and the very first friend that I made here on Fanfiction .net.
Carrot-Bunny: A person who answered a question I had on her story and a hilarious writer.
Silver Omega 01: Another amazing writer that took the time to thank me for posting a review, and a fellow Tokkaneer.
Aggressively Hospitable: The first person I reviewed to make a sequel of a story they wrote, and confirmed it.
artichan13: My first follower EVER!!!!
InspectorOfFluff: An amazing writer who PM'd me to disagree about the reaction oaf the characters in his story, but it was nice to have someone disagree with me for once.
Serenity12: some who's story taught me that love needs time to bloom before you act on it, and that a stable relationship takes time, and sent me a PM to congratulate me for it.
latitancita: my second follower.
BrahC: my first reviewer and the first one to give advice on my paragraph problem.
krostovikraven1: my second reviewer and the first thinking make me realize I need to clear up somethings in my writing so I don't have to explain later.
Anyone who is mentioned on here is Amazingly Amazing, their writings and in personality !!!!! Try to read thier stories because they are awsome. (You can thank a good friend of mine for Amazingly Amazing.) I hope I can meet more people like these in the future.
P.S. You can skip the next section if you want.
Awesome quotes that I found pretty much anywhere:
Mankind has the incredible ability to reason logically and come to the wrong conclusion. -Unknown
Life isn't fair! -unknown (reply 2 that) The fair is in August and when it comes aorund we'll go- my parents
I didn't fail. I just found out one thousand ways how not to make a lightbulb. - Thomas Edison
It's my world I'm just letting you use it.- A notebook from Wal-Mart (I don't own that FYI)
So many times in we think we're chained up and we don't even realize we have the key- The Eagels
Don't threaten me with love, Baby- Billie Holiday
I am attempting to do this in a legal way; therefore, I am likely to fail- unknown
But tho' there is much to be puzzled about, there is nothing to be worried about- C.S. Lewis
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!- unknown
I'm not insane, just out of my mind- unknown
Life is a balance of holding on and letting go- Kieth Urban CD
You are young and you are the future. So suck it up, tuff it out and be the best you can! - John Mellancamp
A single unifying theme occurs through out human history:
It seemed like a good idea at the time
When you see love, that's when it true, when it's real.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
He who laughs last didn't get it.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
The road to success is always under construction.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath it. Soon at night the ice weasels come out... yep, your doomed for all eternity...
When I can't sleep, I count the buckles on my straight jacket...
AH! My arm is alive, look at it twitch, HOLY HELL, IT'S LIKE JELLO!
If I don't come out with my hands up, I'm coming in after me!
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
The word "politics" is derived from the word "poli", meaning "many", and "tics", meaning "small, blood-sucking parasites".
You laugh at me because i'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!
There are somethings in life that money can't buy, for everything else, there's theft and murder.
Elphaba: This silly little rich boy shows up and everyone's off to worship him at some cultish social gathering.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.
I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of a device to get it to work again
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Skill is being able to walk across Niagra Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger. Not lifting weights doesn't kill me. Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger.
I love shooting stars... and Justin Timberlake is next in line...
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.
Please note: CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED! Apparently, YOU told Santa that you have been GOOD this year...
Nobody goes to McDonald's for their salads. That's like going to a crackhouse for vitamins.
I don't understand why cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's day. When I think about romance, The last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon
I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today. The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?" That's how the fight started.
What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This."
Don't go knocking on death's door, ring the doorbell and run, he hates that!
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
Lord have mercy on my enemies, cause I sure as hell won't.
Never judge a book by its movie.
The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us.
I know Karate... And a few other Japanese words!
Imagination is intelligence having fun.
Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!
You spend the first two years of your childs life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Whoever says nothing's impossible should try nailing jello to a tree.
Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs.
aut viam inveniam aut faciam
I'll either find a way, or make one
"Did you notice that the city is drowning in the colour yellow? I hate that colour. They seem to plant only yellow tulips, post yellow signs, paint yellow graffiti and advertise on yellow paper. It's blinding that's what it is. They don't use the colour yellow in baby rooms because it makes them anxious, is that what the city is supposed to be doing? Making us more anxious? Because I'm anxious enough without all the yellow thank you very much.
"You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
No, no, no! The best way to win a boy's heart is to brew a love potion out of rainbows and sunsets that make two lovers sprout wings and fly to a magical castle in the sky, where they get married and eat clouds with spoons, and use stars as ice cubes in their moonlight punch, forever and ever and ever!
Well, for the longest time, I did nothing. I was so shy and scared of rejection, but watching my soul mate spend his life with the wrong woman became too painful. So I hung my chin out there and I confessed my love
Now while almost every part of me is telling me to just go for it the moral part of me is screaming it's wrong and that I should start running
As the two new sweethearts walked away, hand-in-hand, a soft breeze wrapped itself around the old oak's many leaves and branches, as though the tree itself was sighing blissfully. It had seen many things throughout its life, but nothing was quite so wonderful as being the sole witness to a budding new love.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
There's a fine line between genius and madness. Bumi uses that line as a jump rope.
Some drink from the Fountain of Knowledge. He just gargled
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.
In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.”
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to!
The thing a bout smart people is that they seem crazy to dumb people.
Girls. Assassins if you're not careful
If you like me tell me,If you miss me show it and if you love me PROVE IT!!!!
Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger, but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.
I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Anonymous
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Anonymous
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Anonymous
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The world is full of oxygen thieves. Anonymous
I reject your reality and substitute my own. Anonymous
Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."- Anonymous
"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet."
"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."
When life hands you lemons, throw them back at life and DEMAND for chocolate!
If at first you don't succeed, than skydiving definitely isn't for you.
My friends are the kind of people that sit around for hours trying to drown a goldfish. But I love them anyway.
I am why they invented restraining orders.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Friends share your interests; real friends share your perversions!
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I applied for a job at a mental hospital, they said I needed at least 24 hrs. with a r*rd... Wanna hang out 2morrow... I got candy...
What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ... Shoot again.
Two blondes were driving to Disney Land when they saw a sign that read, "Disney Land left" So they turned round and went home.
I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.
Roses are red violets are blue your face is funny and belongs in the zoo dont worry ill be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you!lol
Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
'Watch out for my ex-girlfriend. She's psycho. No it's not a joke. She just got out of the loony bin.'-my friend trying to freak out another friend
War is not always fun and guns
"Imagination is more important than Knowledge"-Albert Einstein.
J. B. S. Haldane - God has an inordinate fondness for beetles
With friends like these, who needs hallucinations?
You can't tell beforehand which side of the bread you should butter
I used to be sane...but I got better
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules
What would happen if the world turned its head sideways?.
"Okay, this is stupid, childish, and dangerous-let's start at 3.
When life gives you questions, google gives you answers
Even my issues have issues
WARNING talking to me may offend you
You can't spell slaughter without laughter
Quoth the raven nevermore
It's ok to be ugly, but you're pushing it
Someone Told Me Im Immature And Need To Grow Up. guess Whos Not Allowed In My Treehouse Now!
"Two things to remember when fighting: Hit 'em hard, kick 'em in the nuts." - M.K. Harbottle
"You ended your sentence with a preposition." - Jack O'Neill
"Any fight is a food fight if you are a cannibal."
I didn't slap you. I highfived your face.
when life gives you lemons make grape juice then step back and wonder how the heck you did that
"Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization" -George Bernard Shaw
A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Tells you sommat don't it...
"When all else fails, blow shit up. With your mind".
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
AD/HD : highway to distraction!
"Sometimes I wonder why is that frisbee getting bigger, and then it hits me."
"To all my haters, thanks for all the love!"
"Nobodys perfect but I'm so close, It hurts."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, I think it's Colin.
"If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic."
Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
If you have 5 fish and 3 of them drown, how many are left?
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
A book store is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
Yes I may be smiling, but I’m secretly laughing at your face.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, "Your next!" That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals.
Lewis's Law of Travel:
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Music is like candy, throw away the rappers.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
If at first you don't succeed, quit and go see what's on TV.
If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with 'Quit while you're ahead'?
PMS: Possible Murder Suspect.
Don't mess with me, this Sharpie can alter reality.
"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken" - Oscar Wilde
"What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?" -Irv Kupcinet
"The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused." -Shirley Maclaine
"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on." -Billy Connolly
'I didn't do it. Nobody saw me. You can't prove it. The sheep are lying.'
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway..
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? Shoot. now i'm a sugar bowl
Me, behave? Seriously?
I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
I hate when I gently toss my phone onto my bed and it decides to ricochet off 3 walls, knock over my lamp, and hit a cat.
If you watch Godzilla backwards its about a dinosaur who passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
I love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell “Got it!” and then run away.
Insomnia is the triumph of mind over mattress.
The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Walk into a spider web and see how fast you turn into a ninja!
I hate when I'm making a milkshake and boys randomly show up in my yard.
Just saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying "I bet you can't hit me with a quarter!"
1. Go to Google Maps 2. Go to "Get Directions" 3. Type Japan as the start location 4. Type China as the end location 5. Go to direction #43
PLEASE - put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy & paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost this
Seriously? I'm craving Cup Noodles?! Even my appetite appears to be in a recession; this is depressing.
Cross bridges when you get to them or you'll be going for a swim,
'Just when you think you've hit rock bottom, life always has a way of handing you a shovel'
What would happen if you put a chameleon on a mirror?
'I can only please one person a day and today's not your day. Tomorrow's not looking to good either.'
Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be out on its own.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if your aim is good."
We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
When life turns it's back on you, sneak attack it for extra damage.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.
You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
hard work is the key to success, I'd rather pick the lock.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
When in doubt, mumble
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
algebra isnt very challenging, X always equals 10, just ask the romans!
Sir, If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of my happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I'll be out on the playground.
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
'Stressed' is just 'Desserts' spelled backwards
Food will kill me... But not if I kill it first!
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Unattended children will be given a puppy and an espresso.
Darkness fell, so it called injury lawers for you!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery "?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do " practice "?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, " Quit while you're ahead "?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK
1. After sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking Niagra Falls.
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Sometimes, love is about having to get through the obstacles life puts in between us. It's up to us, that we can surpass the demons, and come out even stronger."
SLEEPING IS FOR MORTALS!
D.E.I.D.A.R.A. - Dangerous Explosive Idiot Detonating Awesome Real Art.
T.O.B.I, stands for: Totally, Obnoxious, But, Innocent
The prayer of the chocolate-god religion:
"Thank you for sharing your godly taste to a small being like me. May your good children come back to your being through us humans when we eat them. May you send new children back to earth so that it will be an endless cycle of life and taste. Chocolate."
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Improving is looking back on your old work, and realizing how terrible it is.
I am a proud member of the Procrastination Association!
I'm an overall nice person... but I have my moments
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, “Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, “Anybody in sight!”
I don’t have a license to kill. I have learners permit
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I’m hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.
Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition!
A friend asked me for a piece of loose-leaf, and I said, “Man, sorry I cannot. I do not have any leaves here, and definitely none that are loose. If I did though, they would definitely be on a branch.”
Quotes that the amazing Madin456
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Paraprosdokian sentences :
A figure of speech that uses an unexpected ending to a series or phrase.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
- They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY."Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE."If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Only in America!
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"
"Don't let your mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on it's own"
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"
"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."
"See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome."
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
All quotes are NOT mine they belong to original owners
Copy and paste section (can skip if you want):
If you think Terra should get away from Beast Boy and let Raven have him already, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am not gay. But I believe that everyone has a soul mate, so why should it matter if they are the same gender?
If you love the TophxSokka pairing and aren't afraid to admit it, post this on your profile!
If you like the KataraxAang pairing and aren't afraid to admit it, post this on your profile!
If you like the MaixZuko paring and aren't afraid to admit it, post this on your profile!
If you are a fan of Beast Boy and Raven post this on your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, Billiejoeischrist/Billiejoe199, Girloveswaffles5, TrueLoveIsReal, Tokka who invent Beastly Ravens,
Don't read a girl's diary. She will kill you or do this:
Hello, Many people may know me as Raven from the Teen Titans. Well, I would just like to show all of our fans, and anybody else who may be watching this, just what happened to Beast Boy when he read something personal.
"I'm the Ruler of the Drag Queens, I rule with the power of sequin, velvet, leather, and jewelry!! Come and join me in the conquest to change the world into a bigger, prettier, sparklier world!!" Beast Boy said this as he danced around, waved his staff, and acted as a Queen. Or, DRAG Queen, for his part. Just as he was finishing with his final pose, he heard a blinking sound. He turned around to see Raven, holding a video camera, trained on him. He stood still for a minute before he found the power to move. The power was probably the velvet power.
Don't mess with me, or your punishment will be far worse than that."
-Idea and snippet from 'Another You' written by Raven's Winter Raine
The message in these snippets are so true, it's not even funny
"You used to always lecture me to be as loyal to you and my family as the slaves were to their masters, but how loyal were they when their chains were cut?"
-Silver in The First Avatar: Legend Of the Star by Silver Omega1
She looked at him and asked, "Did you know that chivalry is dead?"
He leaned in and whispered, like it was a big secret, "And did you know that some frogs can freeze their bodies for months and revive themselves with the spring thaw, like rising from the grave? Chivalry isn't dead, m'lady, it was just hibernating.
-Garfield Logan in Chivalry is Dead by Magisterquinn
Look, I know you like him. I know it’s hard, and I know that if you tell him you’ll be putting yourself in a vulnerable position. I know what it’s like to be in what seems like a one way relationship like the one you’re in. You know how you feel, you know what you want, and he doesn’t seem to be showing any sign of feeling the same way.” Aang didn’t quite know where all this was coming from, or quite where he was going with this little, unplanned speech, but he just kept talking. “It also plain to see you want to be closer to him, but the friendship you have isn’t strong enough to get you as close as you want. You’re not strong enough to do it by yourself. It’s like you’re standing on one side of a canyon and he’s on the other. You can talk and joke and have a good time staying on your respective sides. You can be great friends, but you can’t be together unless you jump across. You can’t make the jump by yourself. He has to reach out and catch you.” He paused for a bit so they could both digest what he’d just said. “You have to trust that he won’t let you fall.”
-Aang in South Pole Visit by Katara8882
"How?" Raven demanded, "How can you work for someone who is so vial that people and creatures across the universe fear and hate him? How can you call something owned by someone so disgusting sacred and still have the gaul to look someone who's been the victim of what he's done and not look away in shame?" She screamed at Tetra.
-Raven in Unwanted Guest by RavenFollower13
I choose this scene because it shows that it doesn't matter if you've been through the same thing or dealt with it before. You don't know exactly how that person feels because you're not them. You don't have the same background or life as them. Yeah it maybe simular, but you don't know the full extent unless you're them
All eyes turned to Raven's hard ones. She was watching the door, studying it being the more accurate word, "She doesn't know what you think of her now that you know." Beast Boy was sitting next to her, having been ratted out along with Raven for knowing.
Robin turned to them, looking angry. They knew they were in trouble. "How could you two keep something like this from the team?"
Raven didn't seem to care how angry he was at them, "Robin, it wasn't our secret to tell."
"You still should have told us! We've dealt with this before! We know how to handle it!"
"No, you don't." Raven glared at him, "You haven't been the girl in the room, locked inside for others protection and for the sake of the universe to keep from ending the world. You haven't dealt with knowing your whole life that it was all going to be your fault and there was nothing you could do about it."
Beast Boy said nothing, but crossed his arms and glared with her as well. Robin was being completely unreasonable about it and they were going to make him see that, "Didn't you see Ella after she fell? She was crying Robin- no sobbing her eyes out. And yet you're still wondering why she wouldn't tell you? The only reason that I even knew was an accident. She never meant for me or Raven to see what she was until she was ready."
-Scene from Unwanted Guest by RavenFollower13
I have been hurt for most of my life and just gave up hoping that things will get better but quotes like this just gives me a tiny bit of hope that doesn't last ten minutes.
"I always was, you just never looked far enough to see my beauty. You made me feel horrible about myself, to make you feel good about yourself. You tried to make me change, and succeeded. But now I see, I'm beautiful the way I am. I don't have to change, I won't listen to you when you tell me to change! And you know what?! I'm finished!"
-Raven in Beautiful by Nkcandygirl
I really like this scene, because it shows that if you go out of your way to do something that you really don't want to do (because it's too embarrassing) for a friend, they will defend you when you get ridiculed. Especially when it comes to this.
"If either of you has anything you would like to say about tampons, I suggest you say it to me and leave Beastboy out of it. He was buying them for me. He was kind enough to offer to help out a friend. He went out of his way to do something he didn't really want to do just to save me the trip when I wasn't feeling well. He has done nothing but behave as a gentleman, certainly nothing that deserves your ridicule, and if you two cretins have a problem with that, then I will be happy to hear what you have to say. I think it's only fair to warn you, though, most people don't generally find it advisable to piss off a PMSing demon."
-Raven in Where No Man Has Gone Before by Coeus
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