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Joined 09-20-12, id: 4267097, Profile Updated: 09-24-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Kuroshitsuji.

My name is Cloud :)

I'm just going to go ahead and warn you all: I'm a weird person. I'm not afraid of who I am. I'm not afraid to write what I want, what I feel, whenever I feel like it. I take criticism very well and am open to any opinions you have of my stories. I know there are typos. I know there are mistakes.

But just remember, I am human. And we all make mistakes.

Top Ten Things I Feel You Should Know About Me:

1) I am a strange strange person

2) I LOVEEEEEE writing, with passion! And I plan to publish some books

3) I have horrible memory. So if i tell you I'll do something, remind me several times or it will never get done.

4) I belong to no stereotype.

5) I have absolutely no life-whatsoever.

6) I live in my own little world.

7) I will one day rule the world with my army of penguins.

8) I am addicted to Mnt Dew and Diet Coke-literally, i have headaches and withdraws if i go without

9) I live with the Akatsuki :) and Deidara is MINE.

10) I'm currently in the midst of a horrid love triangle between two fictional characters. (Deidara and Kakashi)

Deidara: What the hell did you just write?

Me: *uses body to cover screen* Nothing...Why?

Deidara: I could've sworn you said something about me liking you, un.

Me: So...you're confirming it then...

Deidara: ...Go back to telling them about yourself, yeah. *goes back to watching soaps*

I do that often, mostly at the beginnings of my stories. Sometimes they are funny, sometimes they are just blah. Ignore them if you want. Read them if you care.

I do curse a lot in my stories and sometimes use derogative words/names and I apologize in advance. I don't mean to offend anyone and if you are offended, message me and I'll gladly apologize to you personally. I just write what I think, and I have very vulgar friends-they tend to influence my mood and the words I choose.

Favorite Quote-

You say I'm insane. That's okay with me. But I prefer the term Mentally Hilarious.

Okay, that's all I can think of for now...

Message me :3 I don't bite...most of the time, anyways.


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High School Couldn't Get Worse by Blue-10-Spades reviews
Sakura officially hated this silver haired jerk that embarrassed her in front of Sasuke. So she felt pretty justified when she poured her drink on his head. Oh…he was her teacher? KakaSaku with some MadaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Madara U.
The Strings of Fate by TheYangSistaz reviews
Waking up in the past was not their plan when they decided to recite some poetry from their great grandfather's journal. Trapped in Victorian England, they become involved with the Queen's Watchdog and his mysterious butler. A game of trust and intrigue begins and no one knows who is player or pawn. There are no rules and the cards have been dealt. NON-YAOI SEBASTIANXOC CIELXOC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,047 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC
Blood-Stained Cherry Blossom by Pseudobeast reviews
Heroes become criminals. Criminals become heroes. Itachi changed his fate and Sakura's the day the Akatsuki decided to use her as their medic. What he didn't know was that the destiny of many more would be altered as a result. As they escape Akatsuki and begin a daring adventure, they encounter powerful foes and unlikely allies, suffer devastating losses, and find a forbidden love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,167 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Akatsuki, Team Seven
Konoha Academy: Opposites Attract by jellydonut16 reviews
AU Tomomi and Deidara are opposites. Will she keep her 'cool', or will she crack under the pressures of being a teenager and being Sakura's cousin? Insanity, please; shaken not stirred. Proof that opposites attract. DeidaraxOC Read&Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 113,266 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 10/5/2010 - [Deidara, OC] Akatsuki
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Caught in A Riff by Alistair Ulven reviews
In which Sakura forms a band with her friends and soon after a new transfer group invades the school, actually one of Sakura's favorite bands, Akatsuki. To her, the smoking hot vocalist Deidara is an arrogant, egoistic ass at first but will her feeling's change as she gets to know him? In the throes of music, love , jealousy and typical teenage behavior, will our heroine survive?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,354 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sakura H., Deidara
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Relationships 101: How to Argue With an Iceprince by Nadine25 reviews
Her boyfriend sure was difficult, but after three years together Sakura would like to think that she has developed the tools needed to get her what she wants. Yup, she would sure like to think that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Girlfriend, My Girlfriend, Our Girlfriend by Nadine25 reviews
In which Naruto dates an unconscious Hinata, Sasuke wants a girlfriend, Sakura accepts an impossible task and Itachi is very protective of his younger brother. And everyone prays that Itachi doesn't end up killing Sakura. AU; ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,252 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lady Missy by DreamingatNight reviews
Ciel Phantomhive's cousin,Valerie Durless has made her appearance and she's turning the Phantomhive world upside down,from taking singing lessons with Sebastian to riding elephants!This little 'Missy' has made everyone laugh,and much to Ciel's utter horror,Undertaker has taken an interest in her!Can Sebastian do something to keep Valerie away or will she end up with a shinigami?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sebastian M., Undertaker
The Trouble With Magic by ohheyjadzi reviews
Aailyah manages to become the guardian of a powerful item, meet the objects of her sexual frustration, and find the love of her life all in one day. If this sounds perfect, think again. All is not well in this blissful new life of hers. When the tables turn, will she and her friends ever make it home? DeidaraxOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Deidara
21 Letters by chickenbutt301 reviews
Even though it started off as just extra credit. Even though they were complete strangers. Even though it took one month for a letter. They still wrote. Letters of Joy. Pain. Love. Hope. Life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,682 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
To Tame a Secretary by Janiya07 reviews
A businessman with a taste for a certain pink-haired secretary. A young woman who sacrificed her dreams to support her family through its darkest hour. When sparks fly and tempers flare, can they look beyond perception to the truth hiding underneath?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 46,361 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
If It's not Broken Smash it Into A wall by Nadine25 reviews
Sakura and Ino are new students in Konoha's high academy. They are desperately attempting to seduce two very hot Uchiha's, with Orochimaru, Jiraya and Kakashi as instructors watch out for the mayhem. AU: Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 163,100 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cherry Blossoms with a Hint of Revenge and Art by Kagemiyas222 reviews
What would happen if Deidara didn't blow himself to bits on that faithful day against Sasuke? And if Konoha was able to take advantage of their critical states and capture them? Sakura's got her hands full when both boys are thrown into the same cell as her's. Deisaku, with casual hints of SasuSaku, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sakura H., Deidara
Contraband Quest by lunahlovegood reviews
You do not need to read the first to understand this one. Sequel to Breaking the Rules. Alexis and Vanille are back, this time with a blue haired nin in the real world, a five year old child and two ninja cats. How long until they return to Land of The Ninjas? Deidara/OC & Itachi/OC with Pein/Konan on the side. Hidan/OC towards the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Breaking the Rules by lunahlovegood reviews
Deidara/OC and Itachi/OC. Two Akatsuki fans are thrown into the Naruto world. What will happen? Lots and lots of craziness. PLANS TO BE REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,519 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Once In A Red Moon by Nadine25 reviews
Kuchihi Byakuya gets sent on a bizarre mission where he meets an earth bound soul by the name of Uchiha Itachi. Egos clash and Feathers fly and when sotaicho appoints the powerful Uchiha as a soul reaper all hell breaks loose. a ByaIta story
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,666 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Itachi U., Byakuya K. - Complete
International School of Psychos and Freaks alike by ChellyBellyBeanBag reviews
AU. Not a Highschool fic. Haruno Sakura is an average teenager who happens to be sent to boarding school in Europe away from all she knows. What's this? Her Dad has a secret? How will she cope in this nuthouse she finds herself in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,537 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
What a confusing life! by sakuraisitachislover reviews
Ever since he ran into her and saved her, her life changed, now she made a decision for him. Love is a fickle thing, but it was totally worth it. FINISHED ENDED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Paradise: Itachi UchihaxOc reviews
Ashley didn't want to take the 'cursed' necklace from the woman, but found she couldn't refuse when the crazy old bat started waving a gun in her face. Now she's trapped in the wonderful world of Naruto, among two of her most favorite characters. The only problem? She's a cat.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Twist of Fate: Book One
The Akatsuki find themselves in a sticky situation when they wake up in a strange world and are only six inches tall. Parings will be revealed later (though main will be Itachi) and in book two, it will turn into a crossover. Rated M for suggestive humor/scenes, language, and mild violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,416 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Good Luck, Itachi reviews
Good Luck Charlie-version of Itachi Uchiha's life, twisted with some Kuroshitsuji characters. Uchiha Itachi never killed off his clan. Instead, he settled down with a crazy blue haired woman and his best friend, Kisame, and had two kids, Ciel and Fayette.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Ciel P., Alois T.
Jar Of Hearts (Kuroshitsuji) reviews
When Alice Daniels's car breaks down, she does not expect to be abducted by a serial killer, nor does she expect to wake up outside the old fashioned city of London, within a widely known anime called Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler). SebastianxOc Rated T for graphic imaginary and language.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Grell S., Madam Red, Sebastian M., Undertaker
The Key reviews
Sayuri is anything but a normal girl. She has no family. Nobody likes her. The headmaster's daughter seems to be out to get her. And now, she gets sent off on a journey with four weirdly dressed strangers and a talking ball of rice. FaixOc Sorry the summary sucks T-T
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Fai, Kurogane
I'm Not A Barbie Doll! reviews
Deidara finds himself lost and trapped in our world with a heart broken teen and her crazy best friends. He can't find any other member of the Akatsuki and he can't seem to escape their clutches. And worst of all? He's only ten inches tall... DeidaraXOc HidanXOc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Deidara, Akatsuki
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MadaraxOcxSasuke Rated M for graphic images and details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Madara U., Sasuke U.