Author has written 12 stories for Pirates in Love, Danny Phantom, National Treasure, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Outsiders.
I'm Lollie! (: Just for a short bio about myself, I'm fourteen years old and a crazy cat lady who has a strange obsession with fictional characters! :D YAY! :)
I absolutely love Justin Bieber okay. I've been a fan since 2009, and I don't plan to leave him anytime soon :) He's an inspiration :3
*A Smile Is The Best Makeup A Girl Can Wear*
My Stories (11, and more on the way!)
- Cabin 142 (Danny Phantom) IN PROGRESS
- Riding Solo (Danny Phantom) COMPLETE
- Wednesday (Danny Phantom) COMPLETE
- Sticks And Stones (National Treasure) IN PROGRESS
- The Secret Files (National Treasure) IN PROGRESS
- Trapped (National Treasure) COMPLETE
- Can Of Worms (The Outsiders) IN PROGRESS
- The Legend of Obsidian (Pirates in Love) IN PROGRESS
- A to Z (Tokyo Mew Mew) COMPLETE
- Honey, Honey (Tokyo New Mews) IN PROGRESS
- Tokyo New Mews (Tokyo Mew Mew) COMPLETE
Please review my stories, it is greatly appreciated (:
RANDY'S RULES TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE
1) Never have sex
2) Never drink or do drugs. (It's a sin factor, and extension of number one)
3) Never, EVER say 'I'll be right back' (because you won't be back)
1) The body count is always bigger.
2) The death scenes are always much more elaborate, with more blood and gore.
3) Never, ever, under any circumstances assume the killer is dead.
1) You've got a killer who’s gonna be superhuman. Stabbing him won’t work, shooting him won’t work. Basically in the third one, you gotta cryogenically freeze his head, decapitate him, or blow him up.
2) Anyone, including the main character, can die.
3) The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest! Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.
But Most Of All, Never Be Alone.
I am a JD and a hood.
I blacken the name of our fair city.
I beat up people.
I rob gas stations.
I am a menace to society.
Man do I have fun!
Greaser... greaser... greaser...
O victim of environment, underprivileged, rotten, no-count hood.
Juvenile delinquent, you're no good!
Get thee hence, white trash. I am a Soc. I am the privileged and the well dressed.
I throw beer blasts, drive fancy cars, break windows at fancy parties.
And what do you do for fun?
I jump greasers!
OUTSIDER'S QUIZ! PICK YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS, IN ORDER.
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
I wouldn't mind the least ;)
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
OMG YESSS *cries*
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He may have done that on purpose, so I would throw a shampoo bottle at him. But them again, he is Emilio Estevez ;) *wink*
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Well, they both have the same personalities, kinda...
5 cooked you dinner?
Yay, green pancakes :D
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I guess he needs a break once in a while :)
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
BIG BROTHEERRR! :')
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Playing chicken with Pony again? Tsk tsk tsk.
9 made fun of your friends?
I wouldn't argue, honestly...
10 ignored you all the time?
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
I would hope that he would call an ambulance... And he can read me poems on the way :')
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He would obviously leave me in there... he said it himself, he wouldn't go into a burning building, even for school kids!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
He would probably laugh at me, and grin his usual grin.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
"WHY WOULD YOU MARRY A SOC!"
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Honesty, Steve's laugh makes me laugh. So all he has to do to cheer me up is laugh.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?
Uhm... I don't know enough about him to answer that...
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Probably hoots and throws things at me for fun, trollolol.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
He would probably look at me strangely, then back away slowly. Jerk...
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's cute and sweet and strong-willed and selfless and omg his eyes are just GORGEOUS. Marry me pls
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Jee, Pony, that ain't such a good idea...
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Probably not, but his jokes might make them laugh! XD
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
That means that they love themselves, because they're so similar XD
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Hopefully not!! Ew, that gave me a rotton image in my mind 0-0
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Omg it looks horrible doesn't it? D:
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Duuuudde, your name is Curly. That's the most legendary name in history, I'm sure you'll get one.
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
I'm not a fan of bagels, but he would probably get mad if I don't eat it. *eats bagel*.
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheese. How long does he stay?
He'll have a heck of a time there, that's all I'm saying. Lol.
1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
"That totally suits you, Soda!"
Well, it does.
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
"Darryyyy," he stumbles a bit, almost dropping the beer in his hand. "Leave the *hic* kid alooonnee!"
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
It would be about him and his (family) relationship with Tim.
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?
He would threaten him
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
Dally, obvs. Even though I have no idea what DDR is.
5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?
Sunshines and lollipops and unicorns and everything happy!
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
It's probably about Pony...
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?
"You about to jump that soc? Sweet, I'm in!"
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
I can't imagine why they would want to kill Dally...
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
Johnny would cry. Randy probably wouldn't care less.
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
If it had anything to do with Bob, Randy would be like, "He just wanted someone to say no to him once in a while."
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
Well, he is 'Mr Muscles'.
Make up an e-mail address for 6:
Welcome to the stupid test! Let's see how stupid I am!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between stair rails.
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde (even if you're not)
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (once I believed someone when they said they knew Justin Bieber's number...)
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a store/off their property (My older sister and a guy were hitting each other with pool noodles -.-)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothesback on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it
45. Went to go do something/ get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were
going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light puposefully when it was on.
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Used a calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
79 out of 100... *awkward silence*.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Fritos is pro-shoplifting?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Wow)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (No promises)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (GASP! I never would have known)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (LIEEEEESS!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
You have a short temper.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature
You don't mind getting dirty.
You have a free spirit.
You spend most of your time alone.
You love to break the rules.
You are very polite.
Wow... I have a really long profile...
BYE-BYE LUVIES :) STAY GOLD!