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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Rune Soldier, Fallout, Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

For anyone who cares: First chapter of "Heroine" is up.

Also: I had completely forgotten about Jack the Mad, but I'll be putting it up soon. I'm scrapping the original idea, but Jack will still be the main character, and his apprentice will eventually make an appearance.

For anyone who cares: Third Chapter of Atlas is up. Reposted less than a day later with a few changes and corrections, Chapter Two corrected as well. Look forward to chapter 4!

To whom it may concern: New story is up. For those who enjoy Atlas, I would like nothing better than to simply transcribe my thoughts onto the screen directly, and send them to you unedited. But I can't (shame Jobs died so soon, that would probably have been Apple's next project). I WILL be working on it, but frankly its very difficult while working on my BA at the same time.

I've discovered that the more I think about it, the more I respect Naruto and Lee. they had nothing to support them, no natural talent but stubbornness (Naruto's healing is only compensation for the beatings he got), and yet have pulled themselves up to demi-god levels of fighting ability. Respect hard work.

Does anyone know how to submit new Anime categories? I have a half-finished fic for Beet the Vandel Buster that I'd like to post but I can't find out how anywhere.

So sorry to all those waiting for updates! I am trying, but no inspiration is coming. Momochi Naruto is currently dead. Sorry! New inspiration just isn't coming. Im not a particularly prolific author.

Some anime I like: Naruto, Shaman King, Ranma 1/2, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle (hey, this and Spirited Away are really good if you watch them subbed), Initial D, and FullMetal Alchemist is kinda cool. I also like Jing: King of Bandits and Real Bout High School. My manga collection passed the 650 volume mark recently...

I've always been fascinated by zombies, believe it or not. My zombie fic has been deleted, by me, and I'm not reposting it. I just couldn't get into it.

Chapter Four completed! Yes, to those who wonder, I have read Foxhound, and it is currently one of my three all-time favorites (the other two being A New Nindo and the Lazy Uchiha). Kraken's Ghost's story is one of my major sources of inspiration, as are Never Cut Twice, A New Beginning, and the long-forgotten Bloodlines.

Author's Note: Although I don't like the way I'm being asked about it (that was very rude, Eternal Thief) I will allow the adoption of Momochi Naruto with specific permission (basically, e-mail me and ask).

~I am a part of the Authors Against Perfect Original Characters Society (AAPOCS). If you are too, copy and paste this into your profile!

Something disturbing that I learned recently: In a military sense, America won the Vietnam War. In combat, we completely demolished the Viet Cong. Almost every battle of the entire war had ridiculously lopsided kill ratios, 20-to-1 or better. Meaning every single American soldier who went down took at least twenty VC with him. In one battle (can't remember the name) it was an amazing 148-to-1 ratio. In a humanitarian sense, we won. The South Vietnamese loved us. They got access to American medical facilities, and steel sheet metal for use in lean-to's and shacks, and we were keeping the Communists from coming in and executing all the dissenters (which they did after we pulled out). So, what went wrong? We won the hearts and minds of our allies, and we defeated the enemy, but we lost the hearts and minds of out own people. Too many people in America were actually cheering on the VC, Pol Pot, Mao, and even Stalin. The American Communists were a small minority, but they made a lot of noise, and many in the mass media listened to them.

About Communism and why it fails: So often I read something about Communism in the US, most of it from the time of HUAC, and I'm shocked that no one ever seemed to challenge the terms of Communism, to actually say that Communism as an ideal was bad, especially when it seems so easy to show that it is. As far as I can tell, the only possible reasons are either A) that American speakers didn't want to know what the Communist Manifesto said, for fear of being called Communist for reading it, or B) because the reason is rather depressing. But it is simple: greed. Communist and socialist theories make the assumption that greed is the product of capitalism, but this is patently ridiculous. No one would really believe that people living 3000 years ago weren't ever greedy, and that is long before the ideal of capitalism. Likewise, no one really believes that there are no greedy Communists, given that Fidel Castro is probably the wealthiest head of state in the world. But other than ascribing it to "capitalist pigs", both fail to account for, or plan for, greed. Whereas capitalism makes greed into a tool, by placing limits in the form of private property rights on it. Basically: "If you want what I have, you can't just take it from me. You have to offer me something that I'm willing to trade for in order to get what I have." Both socialism and communism give the power to just take to the state, not realizing or perhaps not caring that the government official who orders the seizure can then use the property to enrich himself, and that he is by-and-large not held accountable for doing so.

About Capitalism and why its moral: Capitalism is moral because it makes us all traders. As I stated above, it removes the option of force from interactions between private citizens, leaving only two: to trade, or to ignore. Capitalism is based on reason, which makes it superior to every other system, because all others make some kind of contradiction in their basic premises (as above, with reference to greed). Capitalism is logical, in that it follows perfectly from the basic premises. No other system does so. Capitalism rewards achievement, all others punish it (by making ability a liability). Capitalism insists that no one ever be asked to sacrifice to anyone or anything at any time. Every other system makes sacrifice a basic premise. (FYI its not a sacrifice to give up something good for something better: thats profit. Its only sacrifice to give up something good for something bad). Not permitting force means no one need fear for himself and his life. It also makes us honest, because in a system of traders, where we can trade or not (as we choose), only honest men get to stay in business. Anyone who cheats someone will find both his suppliers and customers not coming to him any more, forcing him out of business.

About Statism: There exists no such entity as "the public". The public is not a collective: it is a collection, meaning it is many individuals being taken together, not one thing with many parts. Therefore there is no such thing as "the public good", "the public will", or anything like that. Therefore anyone who ever claims to be acting in service to any such non-entity is proposing to sacrifice some group of people to another group. Meaning that those who claim to "serve the public will for the public good" don't have any knowledge of any such thing, and have no intention of actually finding out what is good for the people. Because, what is good for the public is that which is good for all the individuals who comprise the public. The only ideas that have ever been so are: republicanism (I'm referring to the republican form of government, not the Republican Party, who are not advocates of republicanism, just as the Democratic Party does not consist of advocates of democracy), individualism, capitalism. All of these concepts denote that no sacrifice is necessary, therefore they are the best systems ever.

the following are all paraphrases: I will replace them with quotes when I find the quotes.

"Capitalism, an economic system with a rational basis, didn't create poverty: it inherited it from it's predecessor: mercantilism and altruism; that is, from concepts with no rational basis, i.e. anti-concepts. The poverty of the 19th and early 20th centuries isn't the fault of capitalism, its simply all it could afford at the time." - Ayn Rand Philosophy: Who Needs It.

"Once you understand what money actually is, you will find that money is the source of all virtue." Fransisco D'Anconia, Atlas Shrugged c.1957

"If it were true that the good of some could be achieved by the sacrifice of others, I would still refuse to be a sacrificial lamb." Henry Rearden, Atlas Shrugged

"Men? What men? There weren't any in there I couldn't squash ten of." Dagny Taggart, Atlas Shrugged

Prisoner: I've heard stories about the Black Pearl...they leave no survivors.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: If there aren't any survivors, then where do all the stories come from?

Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool.
Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now.

"No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the childrens menu I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it"
Artemis Fowl II

"Casualties many; Percentage of dead not known; Combat efficiency; we are winning."
Colonel David M. Shoup - (Tarawa) - 21st November 1943

"Oops. My sword slipped." Hiei, destroying the Chapter Black video.

"Tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity," said by Hiei to Kuwabara, the one living in a constant haze of stupidity.

"There are two things you can't avoid in life. Death, and chickens." Tanner.

"Oh great, my alien looks like a guy in a turban!" My friend Reshma (some interesting people I hang out with, huh? And it really did look like a guy in a turban. That was my idea. We made masks in art class.)

"He's taken off with a fixated ghost! That totaly violates the laws of the underworld. Ew he's so reckless!" Botan

"YUSUKE YOU IDIOT! So tough! For freakin' BAD-Ass... AND YOU DIE IN TRAFFIC! That's a wimps death! I didn't raise no WIMP! moron." Yusuke's caring mother, Atsuko.

"I don't want a shot! I don't want a shot!" Goku, DBZ

"That's okay Joey, you don't have to say anything mushy," Mai, Yu-Gi-Oh (Yes, Joey, please, whatever you do, if you love Mai at all which you do, but that's beyond the point, DON'T SAY ANYTHING MUSHY!)

"It's an acorn, dumbass!" Mai, an O.C. in a YuYuHakashu story.

"It was about as unbelievable as if you had fired a 15-inch shell at a piece of tissue paper and it came back and hit you," Rutherford, a scientist in the 1900's, of his gold foil experiment.

"Alcohal-the cause and solution to all lifes problems," Homer, the Simpsons.

"They killed Kenny. You bastards!" Kyle, South Park.

"Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely," Lord Acton.

"We all have sufficient strength to endure the misfortunes of others." -François, duc de La Rochefoucauld

"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my children may have peace," George Washington.

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 that hasn't, post this on your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be DEAD if Abercrombie & Finch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you'd be one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.


("Jesus is standing in your room and he asks you to point to one thing in your room that would show him what you are looking for in life." -Robin, my Church-Leader-Person

"My bible!"

"My cat!"

"My PS3!"

"Uh, Jesus." -Me

"All excellent answers! Now, is Jesus real to you?" -Robin

"Obviously. He's standing in my room." -Me)

"There's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people asking questions."

"There's no such thing as a stupid question. (someone asks question) I stand corrected."

"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?"

"Good to see you, Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here...I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence."

"No, I don't have a gambling problem. I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem." Earl (My Name is Earl)

"It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma." Winston Churchill

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

There is nothing wrong with Twilight that Sir Integra Hellsing couldn't solve.

"War? We aren't at war. This is, at best, pest control."

"Must I kill them, my master? It's a waste of my time and ammunition."

"How come you don't sparkle, Master?" "I have too much self-respect, Police Girl." "I'm glad, no vampire who sparkles could ever be dependable."

"I must say, why are you sparkly types interrupting my tea? Ah, well, time to give these old wires a short warm-up."

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Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,680 - Reviews: 8053 - Favs: 11,354 - Follows: 14,936 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2656 - Favs: 3,506 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 168,641 - Reviews: 3499 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/13/2008
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,791 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 224 - Words: 293,130 - Reviews: 7311 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,667 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 71.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 341,352 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,888 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
A Big Happy Weasley Family by Vexuq reviews
**Written by WerewolfWarrior** I've uploaded this fic because his original version has disappeared of the web and I don't want anyone to miss out on this great fanfiction. Based on the challenge, Weasley family Bull. (Cuckold story)[Het] by DobbyDobs on hpfanficarchive. **** I do not take credit for this fanfiction, it was written by WerewolfWarrior!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,310 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14579 - Favs: 20,215 - Follows: 19,851 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 145,208 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14450 - Favs: 19,039 - Follows: 16,599 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32219 - Favs: 19,194 - Follows: 15,668 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,680 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011
Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 274,874 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 4,382 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Interstitium by AssaultSloth reviews
Flashbacks, interstitial scenes, and backdoor dealings. A companion to ME2 focusing on characters and worlds, big and small.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 535,038 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Renegade by Peptuck reviews
The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,661 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kane, Shepard (F)
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7090 - Favs: 10,171 - Follows: 7,197 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Of Hopes and Dreams by Gemma Ethan Whitaker reviews
After his Firebolt is confiscated Harry wanders the halls of Hogwarts and encounters the Patil Twins who give him advice and change his life
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,283 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P., Padma P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 4,490 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fourth Option by commandocucumber reviews
Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Exoria by Sudentor reviews
After an age of medieval rule, a modern Kingdom of Hyrule enters a chaotic war with the nations of Gerudo and Valent. Against all odds, Crown Princess Zelda finds hope in the most unlikely of persons, the mysterious Hylian Joint Intelligence Agent Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 385,621 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/25/2009
Interrogation Tactics by Derecho Nox reviews
Wonder Woman confronts Batman in a Watchtower lab, giving him a tantalizing mystery to solve. BMWW
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,619 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Lies and Deceit by Kabukiman reviews
AU. Naruto, tired of being lectured on his chakra control and to be more like Sasuke, decides to take action. Time to show the world how great the Uchiha prodigy truly is. Warning: General Team 7 bashing. Cursing.First chapter's kinda lame, gets better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,249 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10794 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Betrayal's Reward by Trugeta reviews
Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 393,948 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Unsinkable Dr B by Seldavia reviews
Self-aware Space Pirate Dr. B has found a position as a scientist with the Federation, and Samus brings new things for him to examine. But nothing stays simple for long when Samus is involved, and Dr. B already has his hands full understanding hominids.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
Yagami 12 by Black Dragon6 reviews
Iori Yagami fell in love with and married Nodoka Saotome while training under his evil master, Happousai, along with Soun and Genma. Together they had a son, Ranma. How will the young Yagami deal with what he is, and what he has become?
Crossover - King of Fighters & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 331,326 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/13/2002
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 4,495 - Follows: 3,999 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The Missing Hokage by Jonque reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,548 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,514 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Self Made Man by Hecateslover reviews
You know those stories where Harry finds out he's filthy rich at Sirius' will reading? Well...what if he finds out he's broke, instead? Oh, the ramifications. HPLL. BDSM, D/s, and all that. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,547 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Beginnings And Endings by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
AU. After the Third Angel, Shinji Ikari finds himself living alone, when Misato is late to arrive, and Section Two takes actions into its own hands...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,761 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Shinji I.
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Exitus by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the Mass Effect 2 storyline. Multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,954 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 3,063 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7116 - Favs: 8,007 - Follows: 4,511 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome to City 17 by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 160,384 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Gordon F., Alyx V. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8496 - Favs: 17,764 - Follows: 7,291 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 3,072 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14822 - Favs: 8,114 - Follows: 6,115 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,190 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Unnamed Master by Sierra-Falls reviews
This title does not mean that the story is a masterpiece...far from it. This speaks of Ranma being flung into a vastly different world where he must learn to survive by himself...and perhaps learn about what makes a master.
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,209 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ranma
Fallout 3: Closure by GamerJay reviews
When the unthinkable happens, what can you do to forgive yourself? The Lone Wanderer's idea of closure will lead to one of two things: Salvation...or self-destruction. COMPLETE!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,671 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
Gone Fishing by LittleBlueNayru reviews
What's a hero to do when he grows ravenously hungry in a much-hated dungeon? Takes place during TP.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Avatar and the Demon by RaiderXV reviews
The story begins right at the end of the battle at the valley of the end. Naruto will be banished from Konoha and travel to visit the world of Aaang. NaruHina AangKata...Warning: Sakura and Sasuke bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Aang
The Cupboard by MrSpotty88 reviews
Second year, a year of great changes. Many things changed for Harry, what would have happened if another change happened? The meeting of a abused Ravenclaw and the Golden Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Progress Report by JackmanB reviews
The Space Pirates have attempted to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's Power Suit and Morph Ball abilities at least once before. Will the Galactic Federation have any more luck than them?
Metroid - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 2,348 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Adult Arts by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,029 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
Wasteland Sheriff by ColonelJuice reviews
A story of a vault dweller who became a hero to the people of the wasteland. His growth from that fateful tenth birthday until the day he purified the wasteland. Rated M for all the right reasons.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,125 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Half an Age by ellf reviews
Wheel of Time and Ranma Crossover. Ranma and Akane find themselves in Emond's Field just at the beginning of Eye of the World.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,813 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ranma
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4420 - Favs: 9,431 - Follows: 4,299 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 7,147 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Midnight Clear by GillianRose reviews
A collaboration between GillianRose and CharlieBZ. Mal and Inara, making plans on Christmas Eve. Set after the BDM. Parts 1 and 2 are PG. Parts 3 and 4 approach R. Chapter 5 - after the party. Rated R.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,119 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Inara, Mal
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
Truth Seeker by atmawpn reviews
Before the rise of the Beast, there was a cutting edge Somtaaw science frigate. Before the gruesome end, there was an intrepid crew that trekked far into the unknown. This is their story.
Homeworld - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 5,963 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Different Magic by Brone Greyclaw reviews
After his 4th year, Harry learns about different ways of thinking, different ways of playing, and about some different magic. Warning, some graphic violence and adult situations. Touched up and reposting... finally...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 137,301 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Bloody Whiskers by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto's hyperactive happiness is a mask, but what does it hide? His sadness and loneliness or his hatred and anger? The Kyuubi hasn't been a foreign concept to Naruto for a long time now, but a demonic link must be hidden at all cost, but for how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 143,569 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 5,013 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
To What Lengths? by muishiki reviews
Naruto will do anything to protect his precious people. But what if there's something he can't protect them from - like marriage? He wants to change the Hyuuga clan, but some times love can't conquer all. Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,559 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2699 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 3,589 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 371 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9086 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 2,816 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Citadel of Azkaban by Regulus reviews
Book 6 complete! As Voldemort takes the floating island of Azkaban, Harry is left with split personalities following events at the Ministry. But will he be able to merge them together again, or will his hesitation be the death of everything he holds dear?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,405 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Four Thousand Years by Feneris reviews
The feared Sith Lord Darth Revan vanished during his second conquest of the galaxy. Over four thousand years later, his favorite assassin, HK47, appears in a junk shop on tatooine. For Sidious is not the only Sith with their eyes on the chosen one.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007
The Crowbar by Meshakhad reviews
The reason for the Combine's invasion, and Gordon's survival, has been in Gordon's hand all this time. Well, it's also spent some time in Combine skulls. Oneshot, slight spoilers for Ep2.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Black Paw by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Ranma Gold Digger Kim Possible Crossover. AU Ranma is flung into another world due to a miscalculation in Happosai's revenge for thwarting his fun. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 278,839 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Ranma - Complete
Atheists in foxholes by tikitikirevenge reviews
Oneshot. What kinds of stories do cornered soldiers tell?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Death, In Glory by Apocalypso-33 reviews
Crossover with 300: The Movie. AU Time is a fragile dimension, and mixing magic with it has severe repercussions more often than not. What does the future hold for Harry, raised in ancient Sparta, then thrust back into the Future? Eventual Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,073 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dungeon Keeper Ranma by A-kun reviews
Ranma Saotome was thrown from his home dimension into the world of Dungeon Keeper 2. Now, he must build an army and conquer the kingdom before he can go home. But how much will he change?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,194 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Checkmate by Phoenix Sworn reviews
Post OotP. AU. Will be dovetailed with HBP. With the World turning against him, and everything going horribly wrong, Harry is stuck. He has to keep fighting, but he may have to do it all alone. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 93,880 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P.
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 642 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Behind a Mask by refused reviews
Hiatus. Tenten, now 18 years old and chuunin, takes her first step as ANBU. Never did she imagine that a certain blonde would be the new captain of her team. NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,826 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harem by antiassasinguy reviews
“Welcome to Isragard may I commend you on your excellent Harem,” Hunting Isley down never was meant to be this funny. Apology!Fic to Kraven Ergeist.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/26/2007
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Where I failed by Feneris reviews
Every family has their black sheep. The relative no one talks about. Harry is about to meet the black sheep of his family. He's over 400 years old, and is regarded as one of the darkest Wizards of the millennium.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Harry P.
Love of a Cheetah by Ryan Slicer reviews
Three months after the failed wedding. Ranma was on a training journey and came back, now a woman appears on the Tendo's doorstep and is handing a bundle to Ranma. What could this bundle be?
Crossover - Ranma & Gold Digger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 61,952 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Ranma, Nabiki
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 349 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Destiny Remade by Mrriddler reviews
[DISCONTINUED] Harry is thrown back in time AND into AU world. He has the chance to reshape this world, save his family and old friends, but will he and should he? Demon Harry, knows uses dark arts. NOT lightsided Harry. Harem, fem slash, elves
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,944 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Litany of Blood by jon3776 reviews
The brother wands had a farther reaching affect than anyone could have predicted. Harry's fifth year will be a time filled with vampires, ancient magics, new love, and the most dangerous thing in the world-a woman scorned...HFleur and HGirl!blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,377 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Crowbar by lunakatrina reviews
The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4669 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
A New Friend by rianess reviews
[Complete] AU. Non HBP Compliant. Sirius is rescued and goes to get Harry. Dumbledore's manipulations reach new heights. Harry finds the love of a new family. HHr, SSOC, SBRL. FLUFF! MPREG. Slash and Het but very mild, nonexplicit
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 103,290 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Naruto: Kage Bunshin! by BearRider reviews
What if Naruto learned the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, and the special training method that goes with it at an earlier age? [NaruXInoxTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,253 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3535 - Favs: 4,538 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Between Sun and Moon by Kaara reviews
Discontinued. Ino... in Team Seven. With two chronic cases of lonely orphans. A photogenic love triangle. Set after the Genin Exam. NaruIno, onesided SasuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,748 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Just Say No by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Draco has decided that Harry is his mate. Harry has other ideas. Can he outsmart the conspiracy to get them together? NOT DracoHarry. WIP ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Harry P.
Your Guide to Training a Zombie by variabler reviews
This is your guide, to gaining an undead ally, to help you in the apocalypse
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter Fate's Child: A Destiny Revisited by mathiasgranger reviews
The war against Riddle has finally ended, and Harry has lost all of those that are most important to him. Fate has a little surprise in store for Harry Potter though, and it plans on helping him along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 219,023 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
It Only Looks Like a Seppuku Pact by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Many people write fanfiction which touched on the seppuku pact, and how the pact only retains importance as long as Ranma is willing to go through with it. Nabiki saw the contract in a new light.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Nabiki - Complete
Mighty Ninjarai! by Person With Many Aliases reviews
Your typical story in which an Original Character will take Naruto away for an number of years in order to transform him into the ultimate killing machine. And maybe have a relationship with Hinata, who knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,807 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
Secret of the Male Veela by Mrriddler reviews
DISCONTINUED AU GoF. Harry Potter is revealed to be the first Male Veela in a millennia. Is he up to the challenge of being the 'one? NO SLASH, powerful, political, intelligent Harry. HMulti with Fleur, Lavender, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,332 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5173 - Favs: 7,711 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: The Greatest Hero by antiassasinguy reviews
KureNaru, AU. Naruto is raised and trained by the Copy Ninja Kakashi, also his adopted brother. Trials, tribulations and losses What challenges await in his future? Only time will tell...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,445 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
The Happy Red Prince by LT2000 reviews
Seven Year AU. Suppose the Dursleys had not been Harry's only living relations. How might the young hero that we know and adore have been changed by a loving childhood? The differences might not be as universally positive as one might think. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,621 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005
Protegee by Shadowsonic137 reviews
Dante is starting to tire of his daily routine, until a young hopeless boy falls literally into his path. Dante doesn't want an apprentice. But his shrink says he should try it out. Could this be the fun he's been looking for? Rated for violence language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,662 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005
Harry Potter and the Era of Hogwarts by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry is hit with a curse and flung back to the Middle Ages. He loses his prejudice against the Dark Arts and meets some rather interesting people along his quest for knowledge and the way home. Post!OotP, Pre!HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - [Harry P., Rowena R.]
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 5,641 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Hinata and the Chocolate Factory by Kiel667 reviews
You think you know the story...but chances are you've never read a version like this! Hinata Hyuuga loves chocolate but is too poor to buy any. Won't she be surprised when she's invited to the largest and most famous chocolate factory in the whole world!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Altered Destiny by Kirek reviews
A headstrong and slightly sadistic Jounin meets a young girl who refuses to give up. Follow the two as everything doesn't quite happen the way they were supposed to. Centered around Anko and Naruko. AU, female version of Naruto, Shoujo-ai later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,091 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004
A New Nindo by IzanagiMikoto reviews
What if you died? What if it was a mistake? What if you were given a chance to step out of your normal everyday life and become hero? I'd grab the chance. This is my story. - Currently On Hold -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 128,540 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Potter and Voldemorts Bane by Z-ro reviews
Harry Potter saved the world from Voldemort. Now inflicted with Voldemort's final curse, and tired of the press, he left the Wizarding world only to return to find a young girl coming to the same crossroads he had to choose. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Curse of the Banshees by Sheyda reviews
(Title-changed) AU. GoF. Harry was sent to Azkaban for mass-murder. Now, after defeating Voldemort he returns to Hogwarts and all those who abandoned him. Sorrow can be your downfall or your greatest strength. And banshees are just the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,602 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Harry P.
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Anime Dungeon Keeper by A-kun reviews
Instead of the usual monsters of Dungeon Keeper, anime characters are getting tossed in! It starts innocently with Love Hina, but who else will show up?
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,905 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Complete
Something Old by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 15: Joker's back. But it's Alfred's archenemy, Anatole, the French Chef from next door who may be the greater cause for concern...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,260 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2002 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Complete
Yardwork featuring Heero Yui by DB Sommer reviews
A humorous look at how Heero copes with married life in the 'Burbs
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2001 - Heero Y. - Complete
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What Gordon Should Have Written reviews
This is a rewrite of Commissioner Gordon's appallingly stupid speech about Harvey Dent, a speech that would have robbed Bane of much of the impetus for his plans. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - J. Gordon
To worship the Sun working title reviews
NOT TELLING! This is posted on TFF, for those who care. Whole, edited chapters will be posted here. This is a crossover, one I've NEVER seen before, and I'm using some ideas I've also never seen before. NOT SLASH. Most of Chap 3 up, will update soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P.
Principle reviews
A series of snippets from F3 and F:NV to illustrate a particular ethical principle. I wonder if any of you will catch what principle I mean...?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2011
Atlas: The Man Who Rebuilt the World reviews
POSSIBLY PERMANENT HIATUS. My apologies to my readers, but the time has come for me to accept that I am not yet capable of writing a story like this. It's too big, encompassing too many elements and too large a theme for my as-yet nascent writing skills. So for the foreseeable future, expect no updates to this story.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,407 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
Heroine? Not Bloodly Likely reviews
A particular use of the Black Widow perk always left me wondering. Just what would happen if it actually went somewhere? LW/B
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009
Beware Jack the Mad reviews
Replaced with a significantly expanded short preview. I actually will be coming back to this story soon, but as of this moment I am unable to find the inspiration to write.
Rune Soldier - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008
Momochi Naruto! reviews
*On Long Hiatus* If i don't update this soon, I may as well discontinue it This story is an SI, centered around a Naruto stylized like Zabuza. Really sorry, everyone, I just can't find any inspiration with calculus hanging around my head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Naruto U., Temari