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Joined 09-21-12, id: 4267770, Profile Updated: 09-10-15
Author has written 10 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Inheritance Cycle, CSI: Miami, NCIS, Alex Rider, and Scorpio Races.

My writer's philosophy: "Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly

The reason for my screen name: hey y'all watch this is a rather unusual screen name, granted, but I think the reason behind it is beyond awesome. I once saw this poster that said the following: There are so many people out there that will tell you that you can't. What you have to do is turn around say "watch me." I guess I use it as my writer's inspiration :) "You can't write a book," they say. I merely reply, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Hello World of Fan-fiction! I am a HUGE fiction fan! I love any kinds of Action/Adventure books, movies, TV Shows, etc and dabble in fantasy. I am particularly partial to the following:


  • Inheritance Cycle
  • Alex Rider Series
  • Ranger's Apprentice
  • Maximum Ride
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • The Hobbit
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Matched Trilogy (this is an exception to my don't like list)
  • Artemis Fowl Series
  • Clockwise series (I love time travel)
  • Divergent (a lot of butt-kicking, so I'm okay with it)
  • Mary Russell Series
  • The Raven Cycle
  • The Scorpio Races
  • TV Shows:

  • CSI (And CSI:NY and CSI:Miami)
  • Criminal Minds
  • NCIS (And NCIS: LA)
  • Sherlock
  • White Collar
  • Merlin
  • Music:

  • Really powerful instrumental music
  • Songs that make you think
  • Imagine Dragons
  • Nine Lashes
  • Skillet
  • Switchfoot
  • Disciple
  • Audiomachine
  • Adrian von Zeigler
  • Two Steps from Hell
  • Zack Hemsey
  • Soundtracks
  • Writers:

  • C.S. Lewis
  • J.R.R. Tolkien
  • Ted Dekker
  • Laurie King
  • Lloyd Alexander
  • John Flanagan
  • Frank Peretti
  • Maggie Stiefvater
  • Poets:

  • Emily Dickinson
  • Edgar Allen Poe
  • T. S. Elliot
  • Walt Whitman
  • My don't like list:

  • Twilight
  • Pop music (aka Justin Beiber, 1D, or whoever else may be popular these days)
  • Romance Novels or anything like that...
  • Favorite Characters:

  • Murtaugh (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Angela (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Will (Ranger's Apprentice)
  • Halt (Ranger's Apprentice)
  • Gilan (Ranger's Apprentice)
  • Cassandra/Evanlyn (Ranger's Apprentice)
  • Sam (Lord of the Rings)
  • Merry (Lord of the Rings)
  • Pippin (Lord of the Rings)
  • Faramir (Lord of the Rings)
  • Eowyn (Lord of the Rings)
  • Alex (Alex Rider)
  • Ziva (NCIS)
  • Reid (Criminal Minds)
  • Ryan (CSI: Miami)
  • Artemis (Artemis Fowl)
  • Foaly (Artemis Fowl)
  • Mary (Mary Russell series)
  • Sean Kendrick (Scorpio Races)
  • Kate Connolly (Scorpio Races)
  • Adam Parrish (Raven Cycle)
  • Noah Czerny (Raven Cycle)
  • Merlin (Merlin)
  • I'm always on the lookout for new things, so if you can think of anything similar to what I have listed, PLEASE PM me!!!

    Other places that you can find me:

    Wattpad: Username: ARevolutionaryVoice

    tumblr: Username: defy_impossible

    Writer's Cafe: Username: something_to_say

    Fictionpress.com: Username: MosaicofChaos

    Pinterest: Username: Taylor Hayden Rockwell (note: No, that isn't actually my real name. I just created this account so I can have somewhere to keep all of my FanFiction ideas and so y'all can still see them without my having to give out my real name).

    A little background on me:

    I have been writing fan-fiction since I was 10 and just now have a place to post it and get feedback. It is my life's aspiration to be a writer, so I have an obsession with the art of putting words on a page. With each story, I have an opportunity to pour everything inside of me into a whole new world. So, in short, when it comes to writing, I constantly get really excited!!!

    Something else that y'all should know is that I'm dyslexic, which is why my spelling or word usage can be a little off sometimes. I'm hoping to have the time to just go through everything and fix it. Until then, bear with me. I'm usually pretty good about handling it, but, sometimes, it can just be a pain.

    What I'm Going to Do with My Stories:

  • Roused: I'm hoping to turn this into a full novel length story. There will hopefully be two installments as sequels. Check here for more updates on this.
  • Family Feud: Currently, there are 10 chapters. I'm probably going to add a couple of more. I'm also debating on whether or not I should work on a sequel.
  • When We Collide: I hope to turn this into a full length novel as well and write a series of sequels.
  • How It Really Happened: I had really had a lot of ideas for this story, but my inspiration really hasn't been following it recently. So, due to an indecisive author, this story is on hiatus.
  • My OCs:

    Taylor Hayden Rockwell- Taylor is one of my main characters from my story for the Ranger's Apprentice Fandom When We Collide. Brought up by Genovesans, Taylor has no knowledge of her past or her family. Lethally trained as an assassin, Taylor is a weapon. But, is that what she really wants? Honestly, Taylor isn't totally an OC, but I have modified the character enough so that she is an OC until I tell you guys who she really is (but a lot of smart reviewers have already guessed it, so..). So, spoiler alert...Taylor is Cassandra.

    Alana Halfstand- Apprenticed to Will Treaty, Alana is a first year Ranger in my fanfic Roused. When a threat arises in a nearby fief, the Rangers must spring into action. Revealed to be be Halt's daughter, Alana discovers that there might be something deeper than a civil war at work in the shadows of Araluen.

    Haley- Haley is the only child of Galbatorix in my Inheritance Cycle fanfic. When she discovers just how terrible her father is, Haley escapes and goes to live by herself and try to improve her mastery of magic.

    Leah Ann Wilson/Victoria Jade Harrison- The eldest daughter to a pair of serial killers in my fanfic Family Feud, Leah is beaten and abused on a regular basis. When she and her twin brother Luke/Thomas escape at the age of 18 with their siblings, they go to Miami in hope of blending in with the massive sea of faces. Working as a CSI for the Miami-Dade Police Department, Leah becomes a partner to Ryan Wolfe. When her parents come back with a vengeance, it's up to Leah and Luke to stop their parents when they are next on the hit list.

    When We Collide Series Information:

    Hi there,

    I'm working on taking the Ranger's Apprentice series and adapting it modern times. The first book, When We Collide, is almost finished. Here is a tentative list of titles and the books upon which they will be based. This list is subject to change at any time, and, if it does, then I will post it here.

    Book 1: When We Collide (Kings of Clomnel/Halt’s Peril)

    Book 2: Part-Time Princess, Full-Time Ranger (Ruins of Gorlan/Burning Bridge)

    Book 3: A Peculiar Wrath (Icebound Land/Battle for Skandia)

    Book 4: To the Ends of the Earth (Erak’s Ransom/Sorcerer of the North/Siege of Macindaw)

    Book 5: Battle Cries (Emperor of Nihon-Ja/The Lost Stories)

    The Royal Ranger will be utterly disregarded.


    If you are reading any of my stories, please know that I am a VERY ERRATIC UPDATER. I don't put stories on hiatus unless I specifically say so. You would think that I would have this miraculous thing called free time in the summer. Very sorry!!! :)

    I do take requests and I am a pretty good proofreader, so if any of you would like me to do that, I can.

    Update to the update:

    Hello all,

    If you're reading this, you may be looking for an explanation as to why I haven't updated in a while. Well, I have a myriad of reasons, but the most prominent is school. I'm taking a good many advanced classes this semester, so they are keeping me bogged down. Hopefully, when school is out, I will have more time, but, beyond that, I can't say very much.

    When I do update, especially on When We Collide (and not so much on Roused), I can say that I will have written longer chapters (When We Collide will be sporting my longest chapter to date, hopefully over 7,000 words). But, thank you for bearing with me and I hope that my writing will continue to entertain and amuse you.


    Update to the update to the..well, you get the idea...

    Very EXCITED writer here, y'all. Chapter three on When We Collide broke 8,000 words. That is my longest update EVER!!!!!!!!!

    Copy and Pastes:) :

    I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, iheartmwpp, FerbulousGirl, PFTones3482,Triplethreat123, AreiaCananaid, Xayhra, IceMirage, hey y'all watch this

    I am the person that has faced tragedy and has come back stronger because of it. I am the girl who accepts her failures and mistakes and makes herself better from them. I am the girl who will not have her spirit broken just because I have been made fun of. I am the girl who is proud of her scars because they have made me stronger. I am the girl who will not allow others to push me around. I will not back down from a fight over a worthy cause and against a worth opponent. If you are like me, please copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. -Written by hey y'all watch this. Names: hey y'all watch this,


  • "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."-Benjamin Franklin
  • "Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly
  • "The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -Albert Einstein
  • "Be the change you wish to see in the world." -Mahatma Gandhi
  • "A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day." - Emily Dickinson
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    Strangers Like Me by Hobbsy3 reviews
    Dwarves are not accepted in the Shire, with one notable exception-the dwarf who was pulled from the river as a young child with no memory and a toy bow and raised by Bilbo Baggins. When 12 dwarves arrive at Bag End, his world is turned upside down, and he is forced to chose who he truly is, the nephew of a king or the son of a hobbit. In his heart, he will always be Kili Baggins.
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 500,323 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
    Greenhorn by Illusions of Dreaming reviews
    "Gil! I don't think you understand the situation here." Footsteps were approaching. A corner of his make-shift barrier blew off. "My shelter's being blown to bits, Morgarath's men are flooding in and I'm running low on ammo!" Oneshot. AU.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Horace, Gilan, Will - Complete
    Hidden by silvershadowrebel reviews
    AU. Modern day fic. The Ranger Corps, after being kicked out by the government, has to work save President Duncan from an assassination plot. Will, Halt, Gil, Horace, and the others must save Cassandra and take out Morg and his plans with the help of Malcolm and his gang. T for violence and awesome espionage. And Will kicking ass.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,240 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Will, Gilan - Complete
    Operation: Rider by NZcalling reviews
    Alex Rider is a myth, an urban legend among intelligence agencies, someone MI6 won't admit ever existed. Neal has been running from his past far longer than anyone knows. Peter knows there's still something Neal's not telling him, but what? Everything we know about Neal's story is a lie. His past, his present, and most definitely his name.
    Crossover - Alex Rider & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Neal C., Peter B.
    An Old Debt by Illusions of Dreaming reviews
    Will's stubbornness finally got him in trouble. The numbers were against him and he was slowly losing hope until a mysterious hooded man sweeps in… AU. One-shot.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
    I didn't stutter by The Somebody of Nobody reviews
    Walter told his uncles that he went to an orphans' home once, but he never told them why or what led up to it.
    Secondhand Lions - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
    Please Come Home For Christmas by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
    When your life takes you to the darkest parts of humanity, it can be difficult to understand something as simple as Christmas with your family. Alex gets three ghostly visitors to help him see.
    Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
    The Curse Of The Missing Coffee Machine by pupeez4eva reviews
    When Seaver plays a prank on Reid by hiding the coffee machine, she didn't expect the reaction to it. Everyone is hysterical, talking about how 'it' is happening again...what exactly is 'it' and why does it have everyone - even Hotch - so afraid of Reid?
    Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/28/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
    That Kind of Day by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
    "Wow, you get snarky when you get kidnapped." "No, I get snarky when I haven't had a cup of coffee in 48 hours. Where's the freaking sugar?"
    Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/14/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
    The Day the Coffee Pot Stood Empty by SearchingforLethe reviews
    The BAU's out of coffee, which means poor Spencer Reid is going to have to bear through the caffeine withdrawal. Or is it his team that will suffer? Somewhat OOC, as Reid gets weird without his daily dose of mild stimulants. Reid and review!
    Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
    Beneath the Surface by Ultra-Geek reviews
    Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially if that woman happens to be the all powerful Lady of the Lake. And you've just shot her boyfriend with a crossbow.
    Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Arthur, Freya - Complete
    Coffee Run by DragonWolfStar reviews
    The day started out so well too... COMPLETE
    Crossover - Criminal Minds & White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/2/2011 - S. Reid, Neal C. - Complete
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    From One Heartbeat to the Next
    I am so, so alive. My heart is on those beaches, and that is where I come alive. Sean's thoughts on his love of the races. Just a short drabble that I wrote at three in the morning.
    Scorpio Races - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Published: 8/14 - Sean K.
    When We Collide reviews
    He was born to be a Ranger. She was raised to be an assassin. What happens when they collide? Modern Day. AU. T for violence (and because I don't want to under rate it).
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,419 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Cassandra/Evanlyn, Will
    Family Feud reviews
    There is a new CSI on the team, but she has a mysterious past and a dark secret. The team must unravel both this mystery and the case of a two decade long killing spree of a serial murderer. T for violence (and because I'm paranoid). NOT SLASH. The spacing should be fixed now. If I could have more categories for genre, it would also be Romance/Family/Friendship/Hurt/Comfort.
    CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Ryan W., Kyle H.
    If Only Ashes Remained, Would You Still Stand by Me? reviews
    Kind of AU. This is Alex writing to a girl that he loves, trying to let her know what she's getting into by loving him. This is a poem, by the way.
    Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
    Roused reviews
    Alana is a loner. Growing up as the tomboy of the castle wards, she pretty much stayed that way. When Will Treaty offers to make her his apprentice, she can't refuse; after all it is a chance to use the talents she has hidden away for 16 years. The problem: Alana is the first female Ranger and that might make life hard, but with Will&Halt she might just save Araluen. HIATUS!
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Will, Halt, OC
    Dear Alex reviews
    If you knew that there was a good chance that you would die and there was something that you desperately wanted to tell someone, then what would you do? Ian Rider knows that luck only lasts so long, so he writes a letter to Alex to try to explain some things that he feels that his nephew needs to know. K for one mild word. Oneshot.
    Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
    Running reviews
    After a year, the spy world has come knocking on Alex Rider's door again. Will he put his life on the line again or will he choose to run? Oneshot. Set after one year Scorpia Rising and contains mild spoilers for it. K because stealing is bad.
    Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
    Broken Man
    Losing anyone close to you can utterly shatter you. Gibbs lost both his wife and his daughter. But, somehow or another, Gibbs is anything but broken. How did he do it? Oneshot.
    NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
    Why Sarcasm is Actually Very Good for You reviews
    The title says it all. In my departure from my usual serious writing, I stumbled across something interesting: this thing called humor. Anyway, Will asks Halt about sarcasm and a debate ensues. Who will win? Well, read to find out. Hopefully, y'all will find this as funny as I did. Oneshot.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Halt, Will, Gilan - Complete
    How it Really Happened reviews
    Arya was never a rider. They just needed to explain the egg that was never really there. The one that disappeared. This is the story of the third rider, a girl with a father whose evil surpasses Morzan. She has been given a choice that may shape the fate of the world. What will she choose? This is my re-write of Book 4. T for violence. MurtaghxOC. UNDERGOING MASSIVE REWRITE!
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Murtagh, Eragon S.