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Joined 09-21-12, id: 4267770, Profile Updated: 04-05-14
Author has written 8 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Inheritance Cycle, CSI: Miami, NCIS, and Alex Rider.

My writer's philosophy: "Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly

The reason for my screen name: hey y'all watch this is a rather unusual screen name, granted, but I think the reason behind it is beyond awesome. I once saw this poster that said the following: There are so many people out there that will tell you that you can't. What you have to do is turn around say "watch me." I guess I use it as my writer's inspiration :)

Hello World of Fan-fiction! I am a HUGE fiction fan! I love any kinds of Action/Adventure books, movies, TV Shows, etc and dabble in fantasy. I am particularly partial to the following:


  • Inheritance Cycle
  • Alex Rider Series
  • Ranger's Apprentice
  • Maximum Ride
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Matched Trilogy (this is an exception to my don't like list)
  • Artemis Fowl Series
  • TV Shows:

  • CSI (And CSI:NY and CSI:Miami)
  • Criminal Minds
  • NCIS
  • Sherlock
  • Music:

  • Anything at all by Switchfoot, Skillet, or Disciple
  • My don't like list:

  • Twilight
  • Harry Potter
  • Pop music (aka Justin Beiber, 1D, or whoever else may be popular these days)
  • Romance Novels or anything like that...
  • Favorite Characters:

  • Murtaugh (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Angela (Inheritance Cycle)
  • Will (Ranger's Apprentice)
  • Halt (Ranger's Apprentice)
  • Sam (Lord of the Rings)
  • Alex (Alex Rider)
  • Ziva (NCIS)
  • Reid (Criminal Minds)
  • Ryan (CSI: Miami)
  • Artemis (Artemis Fowl)
  • I'm always on the lookout for new things, so if you can think of anything similar to what I have listed, PLEASE PM me!!!

    A little background on me:

    I have been writing fan-fiction since I was 10 and just now have a place to post it and get feedback. It is my life's aspiration to be a writer, so I have an obsession with the art of putting words on a page. With each story, I have an opportunity to pour everything inside of me into a whole new world. So, in short, when it comes to writing, I constantly get really excited!!!!

    What I'm Going to Do with My Stories:

  • Roused: I'm hoping to turn this into a full novel length story. There will hopefully be two installments as sequels. Check here for more updates on this.
  • Family Feud: Currently, there are 10 chapters. I'm probably going to add a couple of more. I'm also debating on whether or not I should work on a sequel.
  • When We Collide: I hope to turn this into a full length novel as well and write a sequel.
  • How It Really Happened: I had really had a lot of ideas for this story, but my inspiration really hasn't been following it recently. So, due to an indecisive author, this story is on hiatus.
  • My OCs:

    Taylor Hayden Rockwell- Taylor is one of my main characters from my story for the Ranger's Apprentice Fandom When We Collide. Brought up by Genovesans, Taylor has no knowledge of her past or her family. Lethally trained as an assassin, Taylor is a weapon. But, is that what she really wants?

    Alana Halfstand- Apprenticed to Will Treaty, Alana is a first year Ranger in my fanfic Roused. When a threat arises in a nearby fief, the Rangers must spring into action. Revealed to be be Halt's daughter, Alana discovers that there might be something deeper than a civil war at work in the shadows of Araluen.

    Haley- Haley is the only child of Galbatorix in my Inheritance Cycle fanfic. When she discovers just how terrible her father is, Haley escapes and goes to live by herself and try to improve her mastery of magic.

    Leah Ann Wilson/Victoria Jade Harrison- The eldest daughter to a pair of serial killers in my fanfic Family Feud, Leah is beaten and abused on a regular basis. When she and her twin brother Luke/Thomas escape at the age of 18 with their siblings, they go to Miami in hope of blending in with the massive sea of faces. Working as a CSI for the Miami-Dade Police Department, Leah becomes a partner to Ryan Wolfe. When her parents come back with a vengeance, it's up to Leah and Luke to stop their parents when they are next on the hit list.


    If you are reading any of my stories, please know that I am a VERY ERRATIC UPDATER. I don't put stories on hiatus unless I specifically say so. You would think that I would have this miraculous thing called free time in the summer. Very sorry!!! :)

    I do take requests and I am a pretty good proofreader, so if any of you would like me to do that, I can.

    Update to the update:

    Hello all,

    If you're reading this, you may be looking for an explanation as to why I haven't updated in a while. Well, I have a myriad of reasons, but the most prominent is school. I'm taking a good many advanced classes this semester, so they are keeping me bogged down. Hopefully, when school is out, I will have more time, but, beyond that, I can't say very much.

    When I do update, especially on When We Collide (and not so much on Roused), I can say that I will have written longer chapters (When We Collide will be sporting my longest chapter to date, hopefully over 7,000 words). But, thank you for bearing with me and I hope that my writing will continue to entertain and amuse you.


    Copy and Pastes:) :

    I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace or Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, iheartmwpp, FerbulousGirl, PFTones3482,Triplethreat123, AreiaCananaid, Xayhra, IceMirage, hey y'all watch this

    I am the person that has faced tragedy and has come back stronger because of it. I am the girl who accepts her failures and mistakes and makes herself better from them. I am the girl who will not have her spirit broken just because I have been made fun of. I am the girl who is proud of her scars because they have made me stronger. I am the girl who will not allow others to push me around. I will not back down from a fight over a worthy cause and against a worth opponent. If you are like me, please copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list. -Written by hey y'all watch this. Names: hey y'all watch this,


  • "Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing."-Benjamin Franklin
  • "Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly
  • "The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -Albert Einstein
  • "Be the change you wish to see in the world." -Mahatma Gandhi
  • "A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day." - Emily Dickinson
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    When We Collide reviews
    He was born to be a Ranger. She was raised to be an assassin. What happens when they collide? Modern Day. AU. T for violence (and because I don't want to under rate it).
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: 11/18/2013 - Cassandra/Evanlyn, Will
    Dear Alex reviews
    If you knew that there was a good chance that you would die and there was something that you desperately wanted to tell someone, then what would you do? Ian Rider knows that luck only lasts so long, so he writes a letter to Alex to try to explain some things that he feels that his nephew needs to know. K for one mild word. Oneshot.
    Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R. - Complete
    Running reviews
    After a year, the spy world has come knocking on Alex Rider's door again. Will he put his life on the line again or will he choose to run? Oneshot. Set after one year Scorpia Rising and contains mild spoilers for it. K because stealing is bad.
    Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
    Broken Man
    Losing anyone close to you can utterly shatter you. Gibbs lost both his wife and his daughter. But, somehow or another, Gibbs is anything but broken. How did he do it? Oneshot.
    NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Published: 2/17 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
    Why Sarcasm is Actually Very Good for You reviews
    The title says it all. In my departure from my usual serious writing, I stumbled across something interesting: this thing called humor. Anyway, Will asks Halt about sarcasm and a debate ensues. Who will win? Well, read to find out. Hopefully, y'all will find this as funny as I did. Oneshot.
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24 - Halt, Will, Gilan - Complete
    Roused reviews
    Alana is a loner. Growing up as the tomboy of the castle wards, she pretty much stayed that way. When Will Treaty offers to make her his apprentice, she can't refuse; after all it is a chance to use the talents she has hidden away for 16 years. The problem: Alana is the first female Ranger and that might make life hard, but with Will&Halt she might just save Araluen. Formerly Alana
    Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,029 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Will, Halt, OC
    Family Feud reviews
    There is a new CSI on the team, but she has a mysterious past and a dark secret. The team must unravel both this mystery and the case of a two decade long killing spree of a serial murderer. T for violence (and because I'm paranoid). NOT SLASH. The spacing should be fixed now. If I could have more categories for genre, it would also be Romance/Family/Friendship/Hurt/Comfort.
    CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Ryan W., Kyle H.
    How it Really Happened reviews
    Arya was never a rider. They just needed to explain the egg that was never really there. The one that disappeared. This is the story of the third rider, a girl with a father whose evil surpasses Morzan. She has been given a choice that may shape the fate of the world. What will she choose? This is my re-write of Book 4. T for violence. MurtaghxOC. UNDERGOING MASSIVE REWRITE!
    Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Murtagh, Eragon S.