For people that are interested in my favorites - maybe look rather at my community, it contains more strict selection of stories. Favorite stories list contains also not completed (or even completely abandoned), ones that I may want to reread again but I would not recommend, ones that I liked at first reading but will be removed on reread or even ones that ended here by mistake.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
(stolen from http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2278168/Diresquirrel)
my favorites, hosted somewhere else:
(Humor, Marriage Law story, "Be careful what you wish for. You may just get it.").