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Joined 09-21-12, id: 4267985, Profile Updated: 05-07-14

For people that are interested in my favorites - maybe look rather at my community, it contains more strict selection of stories. Favorite stories list contains also not completed (or even completely abandoned), ones that I may want to reread again but I would not recommend, ones that I liked at first reading but will be removed on reread or even ones that ended here by mistake.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

(stolen from http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2278168/Diresquirrel)

my favorites, hosted somewhere else:

http:///The_Widower_Maker/index/ (Humor, Marriage Law story, "Be careful what you wish for. You may just get it.").

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The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,642 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 8,920 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 10/17/2022 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 295,543 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 10/9/2022 - Published: 9/15/2012
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 11,448 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13422 - Favs: 6,604 - Follows: 5,462 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 6,403 - Follows: 7,288 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Goldstein by Laazov reviews
What's a nice Jewish boy like Anthony doing at Hogwarts? Well, for starters, his name isn't really Anthony. Winner of the Fanfiction Booker's Prize 2014. Year One complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,720 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/8/2020 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Anthony G.
Enslaved by Built on the Horizon reviews
Slavery AU. As Head Slave, Hermione runs the House of Weasley, a great accomplishment for a Mudblood. But a werewolf slave and figures from her past threaten the status quo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,917 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/29/2019 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 4,749 - Follows: 3,609 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7091 - Favs: 7,728 - Follows: 8,511 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 217,358 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 10,534 - Follows: 3,762 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Aurors by FloreatCastellum reviews
The last thing Harry Potter wants is to be lumped with a trainee Auror, especially one that idolises him. As he guides her through the realities of being an overworked Auror and tentatively settles into adult life with Ginny, a dark plot brews on the horizon... Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Post-Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., OC - Complete
A Gryffindor feeling by Cicci Green reviews
Snape discovers Umbridge's preferred method of detention. [Finally complete: Harry loves.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Interloper by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
A do-over fic in which four separate things went wrong even before the time jump. Now there are five people from the future, none of them really knows what's going on, and each plans to backstab at least two of the others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Su L.
Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley is cleaning the attic and finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. Ecstatic at her discovery, she promptly abandons her burdensome nephew, along with Lily's will, on the doorstep of her childhood nemesis (aka, Severus Snape). ***SEQUEL "Lily's Last Wish" NOW POSTED*** I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,540 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4250 - Favs: 8,216 - Follows: 5,094 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,643 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Safe Word is Devil's Snare by ShayaLonnie reviews
When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,762 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
New Heights by ellizablue reviews
Harry and Ginny miscalculate and Molly Weasley makes a discovery. [Post DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/4/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 7,281 - Follows: 6,693 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Imperius by dhasenan reviews
What would really happen in a world with the Imperius curse?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Draco M., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Aberforth D. - Complete
The Leapling by Hyaroo reviews
February 29, 1980. Leap Day. At the Burrow, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred and George, and (sigh) Great Auntie Muriel are waiting for the newest Weasley brother to be born. But something unexpected is about to happen. One-shot, prelude to the "Weasley Girl" trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Bill W., Charlie W., Muriel W. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Wild Card by littlebirds reviews
Hugo is sorted into Slytherin. Ron has a bit of a problem with that. Hermione intervenes. For the TL's "I Never" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Moon and the Sea by FloreatCastellum reviews
On a cold autumn night, a dark-haired young man wakes his family to take them on an adventure. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Romance (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Great Weasley Bake Off by HalfASlug reviews
Ron needs help and only his Mum is up to the task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Molly W. - Complete
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Teenage Mutant Ninja Kneazles by Manatocfox reviews
Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,973 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hermione's Computer Mistake by war hippy fatigues reviews
Don't try this at home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36828 - Favs: 30,075 - Follows: 21,876 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Deep Pan Is Your Love by HalfASlug reviews
Hermione enlists the help the Hogwarts house elves to surprise Ron on his birthday. Slight mishaps and minor diplomatic incidents occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Heap Coals of Fire on His Head by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. After losing the war, being held prisoner by the Death Eaters, seeing her friends' lives ruined, and being sold to the highest bidder, Hermione finally embraces her Slytherin side and finds a way to take control of her life again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Flying (& other Scenes) by CheddarTrek reviews
A series of unrelated scenes from various POVs (Harry features in every other one). Begins with "Flying," in which Harry learns that there are still a few things able to challenge him in the air, and goes from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lone Traveler: Nemesis by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter, once the Boy-Who-Lived, is now the Lone Traveler, a dimension-hopping wanderer of the multiverse. His travels have led him to a world in which his own Fifth-Year self is about to confront Voldemort at the Department of Mysteries. But this time, he is not the only traveler to visit this world. And for once, Voldemort isn't the deadliest threat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Alternate Beginnings by ack1308 reviews
Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Skitter, Grue, Madison C., Imp - Complete
Secret Steps by iamold reviews
Extreme AU. In a world where contact between muggles and wizards is strictly forbidden, where love blinds, and power is corrupt... an orphaned Hermione Granger struggles to make things right with the help of some unlikely allies. HG,SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,397 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 10,997 - Follows: 4,329 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Coping Mechanisms by Diablolita reviews
The distance from war to a happy ending is vast and ugly. Close to a year after the final battle, our heroes make their final public appearance for the wizarding press. While the world sees them as shining conquerors, they all carry darkness within them now and it manifests itself in varying, but altogether shameful ways. Rated M for sex and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
I Had an Aunt Em Myself, Once by Chloe.at.Eleusis reviews
An Oz, Dorothy, and Doorkeeper-inspired look at how Eileen Prince Snape might have affected Hermione's decisions in Books 6 and 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
HPMoRCh 89 AU: by Ialdabaoth reviews
A Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality AU fanfiction, in which souls work a little more like the way they do in JK Rowling's Harry Potter universe. Set immediately after Chapter 89.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Proximity by 75th reviews
Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 1,408 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Aberforth Alternative by Lord Jeram reviews
A chance occurrence causes Harry's life to change when he gains an unlikely confidant in Aberforth Dumbledore, the 'Other Dumbledore'. A series of scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Aberforth D. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Continuing HPMoR: Reductionism for the Win by qbsmd reviews
This story occurs in the universe of 'Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality', written after reading Ch. 101. It contains spoilers for that story through that chapter, and is unlikely to make much sense without having read through at least Ch. 89 or so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 843 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Dobby the Almost No Longer Free Forest Elf by evansentranced reviews
Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Boogeyman by R. James Gauvreau reviews
"Ravenclaw!" the Sorting Hat shouts. Tom Riddle vanishes from history, and history… vanishes from Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry in 505 Words by EagleJarl reviews
A re-fic of Bugz-Toon's "A Wizard Named Harry", in which Harry Dresden wakes up in Harry Potter's body...and Dresden has read the HP books. You really should read the original, it's excellent. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Complete
To Win by Losing Points by brainthief reviews
A genuine offer accidentally turns less than innocent. It leads to the halls of Hogwarts hosting a cat and mouse game. Desperate, Harry introduces a third type of animal. Because some snakes are predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Beginning by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
As the Gryffindors finish the Halloween feast in their common room, Hermione Granger gets much more than she expected. Philosopher's Stone. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Snow Queen by Darklooshkin reviews
Rose Potter disappeared at the age of six. In Hermione Granger's sixth year, the Goblet of Fire summons a girl trained to be the champion of a very different kind of game. They wanted a saviour. They got the Snow Queen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Harry P., President Snow’s grandaughter
Belonging by iamold reviews
Stuck between cultures, not fully witch or muggle, Hermione struggles to fit in. Severus feels a pang of sympathy. General. One-shot. SS,HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Fair Competition by dhasenan reviews
Because you really shouldn't ask a fourth year to go up against dragons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Wordhammer's Mad Ideas by wordhammer reviews
Inspirations for Harry Potter stories that probably should be left where they are. Newest: Bob part 3- Of Dementors and Fiendfyre
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P.
Time on my Side by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Secure Containment of Prophecy: Case Number 368 (SCP-368) by AngrySlytherine reviews
A post-Hogwarts / SCP (Secure, Contain, Protect) crossover. A lost prophecy is recovered after the fact. Undersecretary Hermione Granger is not happy. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
Wizard for Hire by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P.
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Impersonating Innocence by brainthief reviews
Severus Snape expects to need both his cunning and intellect to gather potions supplies. The source is known to be... uncooperative.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by Thomas M Riddle reviews
AU: In her sixth year, Hermione engineers a way to reawaken Tom Riddle's diary. But forbidden magic has its risks, and she finds herself locked in a deadly battle of wits with the most dangerous teenaged Dark Wizard of all time. A game where the only way to win may be to prove the Sorting Hat's decision to put her in Gryffindor wrong. TW: Torture (some sexualized)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Witch and her Elf by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Hermione Granger returns home at the end of her fifth year at Hogwarts to find something unexpected waiting for her. Mildly alternate universe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Kreacher - Complete
Point of Principle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate universe. Short piece of silliness concerning Salazar Slytherin. One shot. Tagged as 'humor' since there was no 'generally silly' option available. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2013 - [Petunia D., Salazar S.] - Complete
The Quick Fix by twistingsands reviews
Just a fun little drabble about what Harry does when he appears in the middle of the 74th annual Hunger Games arena. Vaguely involves Master of Death Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Other tributes - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 5,100 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 330 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Aragog's Dilemma by Diresquirrel reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
The Price by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 4,478 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Normal by Romantic Silence reviews
After a party, Harry and Hermione discusses the direction their lives are going in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 404 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Haremgirl by Beyogi reviews
Harry Potter got rich and powerful after he received Sirius inheritance. Not all of his friends are really happy with the resulting situation. It's not so brill if your best mate is too busy fucking his harem to play chess with you, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 958 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Four o'clock in the morning by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH by about eight months. Hermione gives her unexpected visitor some bad news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Eye for an Eye by Nauro reviews
During the War, Alastor Moody had lost many things, yet, he always returned the favor twice. Mad-Eye Moody looses something important, and gains something truly vital. A closer look at the realities of the clashes between the Order and the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Alastor M. - Complete
The Last Straw - Oneshot by AlbusPHolmes reviews
A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Xelan reviews
The war is over. The Light triumphed. But what price that victory? What about those that fought on the front lines and sacrificed so much? What about the youth of Hogwarts? What about Hermione Granger? The war is over, but not for her. There is angst and there is mature language and reference to adult themes. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 5,562 - Follows: 1,754 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Meeting Lily's Son by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. How Harry Potter's pre-Hogwarts experience in July of 1991 might have gone in an alternate universe where Professor Horace Slughorn wanted to personally deliver the Hogwarts letter of Lily's son. Slytherin!Slughorn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Horace S. - Complete
The Cabinet by Andrius reviews
Harry tracks Draco down to the Room of Requirement and foils a Death Eater attack. However, merely denying them access to Hogwarts isn't enough: he wants to strike back, and the Vanishing Cabinet provides that opportunity. One-shot set during Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 207 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Loneliness by Piccolo999 reviews
Harry and Hermione are both lonely children. They meet at Hogwarts and form a strong bond of friendship, with undercurrents of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,565 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Impractical Man by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
Frank Longbottom writes a letter for Neville to read at age twenty that explains the positive and negative consequences of having been a very impractical man.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Frank L., Neville L. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 12,224 - Follows: 3,772 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Innocence by linkhyrule5 reviews
Sometimes, you were right the first time. The decision won't change, no matter how much you think about it. And in the end... you can call yourself good, or not. Recursive fanfiction for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Spoilers for Chap. 85.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Taboo by Andrius reviews
Harry devises a plan to use the Taboo against the followers of the Dark Lord. One-shot set during Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 175 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 10,480 - Follows: 7,125 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Train by TMBlue reviews
Post HBP: Mr Granger has a chat with Ron on Platform 9 3/4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2012 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Kiss of Clichéd Proportions by butalearner reviews
It had all started with a kiss. Not just any kiss, mind, but a kiss he never expected. If that sounds like a cliché, that's because it is...and it's far from the only one. Oneshot, Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Talking to Snakes by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
In an alternate universe where there was no wizarding war and his mother was a pure-blood witch, Harry James Potter discovers he is one of the not uncommon children able to talk to snakes, but why does that make his father so sad?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/18/2012 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Electrical devices and powerful magic don't really mix too well. Albus Dumbledore should have known better that night in November 1981 when he visited Privet Drive... One-shot. Alternate Universe. (Minor typing errors corrected 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 5,632 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4565 - Favs: 10,228 - Follows: 4,489 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unseen by avidbeader reviews
Drabble, set post-Hogwarts. Harry is vindicated, thanks to the efforts of the one person who has always stood by him. Unfulfilled H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
Thirty Years by Lucillia reviews
To an outside observer, he had been given an eternity. As far as he was concerned however, he was only allotted a mere thirty years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 348 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cerulean by writerdragonfly reviews
Monica Wilkins wants to know why her life was torn apart. Hermione Granger just wants her mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Mr. Granger - Complete
Saturn by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Twelve years after the Dark Lord's victory, Draco Malfoy finds his position eroding in the new Britain as trials of accused traitors begin. Rated M for implications more than anything explicit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
This Is the Best Thing by avidbeader reviews
Post-Hogwarts one-shot, AU. While waiting to see if Ron survives a vicious attack, Harry and Hermione have a conversation that they've had before. Except this time it ends differently. Serious attempt at incorporating literary alchemy symbolism. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Another Sad Statistic by Lucillia reviews
Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Spin by canoncansodoff reviews
My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,186 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Harmony by HalfASlug reviews
Harry and Hermione. Because a boy and a girl really can just be friends. Missing moments series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 1,946 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Unusual ambition by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
In an alternate universe eleven year old Severus Snape actually did some proper research on the Hogwarts houses before the start of the school year and made an alarming discovery. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 330 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Back to that Moment by Romantic Silence reviews
And so every year after the war, they would camp out in the Forest of Dean to recapture those feelings they had at the moment when it all became clear.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Can't It Be a Joke? by bballgirl32 reviews
Fred and George end up back in time, break up the fight that would've killed Ariana Dumbledore, then watch Albus and Grindelwald leave without realizing just how much they've changed until they return to a twisted future. More detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,937 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Badly Fitting Coat by Northumbrian reviews
Two letters from Gringotts send Harry, Ginny and Ron on a mission to discover the truth behind the title "Noble and Most Ancient House" and to find out why the coat doesn't seem to fit anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Lambs by BC reviews
Seven Horcruxes. Seven sacrifices. Harry has to choose six people to willingly die with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Darkness of Virtue by Romantic Silence reviews
Hermione's thoughts expressed in the aftermath of Nineteen Years Later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 392 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
There is Always a Way Out by Lady FoxFire reviews
Welcome to another Character X is a Veela and Harry has to marry him but with a twist. Warning: Not a happy ending. No slash in this fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Apparition Accident by transportation reviews
Harry gets hit with a hex in the middle of Apparating, and doesn't end up quite where he'd intended. A short, Harmonious one-shot, for no good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Still Another Universe by transportation reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort, and not for the first time. Instead of enjoying his victory, he's dragged to still another universe to do it all over again. But this time, it's August of 1981. Response/sequel to Silverfawkes' Yet Another Universe challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,813 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Restoring Hope by alchymie reviews
11 years ago, after a year in hiding, the Trio destroyed the last Horcrux and defeated Voldemort. Only Ron survived, holding a baby girl named Hope. Years after the end of the war, that same girl discovers a few things that rock her world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,807 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
How a Slytherin Deals With a Troll by Drauchenfyre reviews
You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 117 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The greatest Prank ever by Darklooshkin reviews
Why did Dumbledore have the Potter wills sealed? It's all James' fault...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 190 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 465 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Forever! by Chengar Qordath reviews
Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
A Clean Getaway by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Harry and Hermione sneak out for some private couple time at Hogwarts. Companion fic to "A Little Sisterly Intervention," not compliant with HBP or DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 7152 - Favs: 12,107 - Follows: 6,103 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Thank God You're Here: WiseTomato by WiseTomato reviews
One shots taken from prompts at the TGYH thread over at DLP. Serious, original, strange, and sometimes downright disturbing. Exercises in creative writing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P.
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 4,021 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 418 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wizard Behind the Wheel by willyolioleo reviews
Who knew that getting a driver's license could be such a hassle? Epilogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P., Ron W.
Just Once by Xelan reviews
Neville knows something bad is about to happen and he wants to warn Harry. Someone is looking for Hermione, and it is someone that she least expects. Will Neville make Harry understand what is at stake or will he be too late? H/Hr and N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 854 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Softer Snake by Little-Silver-Sparrow reviews
warning: NOT BEATAED What if Tom Riddle Sr. had raised Tom? Would he still grow up to be Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Tom R. Sr., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 7,976 - Follows: 4,008 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
APOCALYPSO by Grinning Lizard reviews
Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Well It Worked For Frodo by Sinkme reviews
"I saw it in a movie once." "Do you mean Lord of the Rings!" Why did Harry wear the locket despite its harmful effects? Humorous look into the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unpretty by HermioneGrangerTwin reviews
"Hermione Granger was the only person that didn't flinch at her wolf-scarred face." In the aftermath of Greyback's attack, Lavender learns to deal with the scars. Post-DH. Lavender-Hermione friendship. Lavender/Seamus. R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Lavender B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day At Gringotts by OhMyKai reviews
Lucius always had plenty of gold, goblins were always greedy, and Harry tended to be a bit slow on the uptake. Series of one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Firenze's Tale by Lanthanum reviews
An ancient legend passed down by the centaur tribes, inspired by Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Completed 2010/11/27.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Firenze - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 334 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Our Horizons by RZZMG reviews
Love pushes us to be better, to give and accept unconditionally - to surrender. Draco's determined to prove this truth to Hermione. What he discovers: the role of Dominant also requires one to submit sometimes. DRAMIONE. DMHGFICEXCHANGE 2011. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Saturday by plinker5x5 reviews
The Weasley parents confront their youngest children about their respective spouses' suspicious behavior. Takes place in D.H. between end of war and epilogue. Canon compliant. One-shot. HP/GW, HG/RW, HP/HG?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nightmares of Azkaban by Owl344 reviews
You still dream of Azkaban, sometimes. A probably AU fic about the Aurors set in LessWrong's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. DO NOT READ unless you've read up to at least Chapter 56; contains major spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Reprieve by Zennith6 reviews
At the brink of living and dying, in the moment before choosing either to return or to pass on forever, Harry Potter is given a moment away from it all by a mysterious red headed woman. One single moment, to simply lie back and just... breathe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Moksha by Portus reviews
Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The most gifted witch of her age by Bagge reviews
Hermione Granger is captured and imprisoned in the dungeons of Malfoy mansion. Alone, wandless, defenceless... Yeah, right!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Yule Time by Perspicacity reviews
Augustus Rookwood, former Unspeakable, escapes capture at the Battle of Hogwarts. He develops a new form of time travel, which falls into the wrong hands and seals the fate of trillions of souls. Then, something remarkable happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they seem. Fighting a war has it's price.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,516 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 247 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Prophecy Smophecy by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 3,333 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 4,845 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Shadow Walks by lorien829 reviews
In the five years since the Final Battle, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have struggled to cope with the mysterious disappearance and apparent death of Hermione Granger. There are deeper and darker purposes at work than Harry yet realizes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,455 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 5,890 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 317 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 268 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts by InMyJazzShoes reviews
Harry Potter, tragic hero, and Hermione Granger, unpopular bookworm, may not know each other at first, but they have one big thing in common: they don't sleep out of fear. Will they learn to overcome their fears or stay awake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,752 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Daughter's Plight by Hyaroo reviews
Accompanied by Ron, Hermione travels to Australia to find her parents and restore their memories, though she is plagued by guilt from her actions. Will her parents forgive her for messing with their minds? Will she ever forgive herself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Snape by knuckz reviews
Book 6. I am your father. Father!Snape. Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Be Balanced by Niger Aquila reviews
AU Fifty years after Voldemort won the war, the magical and muggle communities are living in harmony. All is well, or is it? Sequel to Memory Keeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Forever by twistingsands reviews
Hermione finds herself trapped, without her wand. And she can't do a thing about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 978 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 4,185 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Loss of Parental Care by Melethril reviews
Sixth year: Harry finds a crying first year in the corner. If there is one thing in the world that he understands, it is the feeling of having lost his parents. He tries to help. DISCLAIMER: I do not support J.K. Rowling's platform, which is currently used to spread transphobic views (more infos in my profile).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 229 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Alex and Amy by Lucillia reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Cupboard Follow Up by Janus Tenshin reviews
A follow up to Rorschach Blot's Omake in Chapter 100 of "Odd Ideas." Rated for Lang & theme. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tales From 6th Year: A Revealing Rendezvous by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 6. Harry is caught off guard when Hermione and Ron introduce him to a surprising practice among Hogwarts prefects, which causes him to look at one of his best friends in an entirely different way. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
A Hole in Your Mind by troyguffey reviews
Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 225 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Closure by Madm05 reviews
Post DH, minus Epilogue. Slight HHr. The war has ended, but Hermione remains a prisoner, haunted by past events. Harry tries to help her, only to find he has more to learn about what it means to be a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by Idlewild Isbold reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 312 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16369 - Favs: 28,410 - Follows: 12,086 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
His Inspiration by Bil reviews
A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 320 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Black Phoenix by n1ght3lf reviews
To quote James Baldwin, "The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing to lose." The Wizarding World is about to find out just how dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
Childhood’s End by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH. On the eve of the Decommissioning of Malfoy Manor, Hermione remembers the end of her childhood. The bookstore scene from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, POV Hermione. An excerpt from the forthcoming 'Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
FOUR Grimmauld Place, version 972 by NotSoAwry reviews
Ron and Hermione talk some more, at Grimmauld Place. Every so slightly angsty, but not really, and little bits of almost romantic moments. Reposted due to errors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Affair in Spirit by cajuncoffee reviews
Your choice of drink can say much about you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 1,014 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Certain Point of View by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Barely one week into the school year, and things were already spiraling out of control. Snape and the Carrows, during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Cupboard Under The Stairs by moshpitstories reviews
After the fiasco of the Chamber, Molly Weasley has no intention of ignoring the debt the family has toward Harry Potter. The question is only how she can satisfy her sense of obligation while not falling afoul of Dumbledore's restrictions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Solstice Ritual by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A short, short story about a mysterious ritual
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
In My Garden by Aggiebell reviews
Bored and lonely, Neville discovers that not all magic requires a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Neville L., Augusta L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 2,775 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Dragon by CNome reviews
No one realized the significance of his form. AU. Powerful!Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Box on the Stool by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry offers to free Kreacher. I've been told this is a good sad story. Enjoy. This is the only canon/pairing story you'll ever find in my written stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Harry P., Kreacher - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 198 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 995 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Lunatic Scientist by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,177 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 5001 - Favs: 14,467 - Follows: 6,844 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Memory Keeper by Niger Aquila reviews
AU Fifty years after Voldemort won the war, all is well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Complete
Resistance by lorien829 reviews
Voldemort has launched an all out war on the Wizarding World, and has taken the Boy Who Lived. But he has not reckoned on the resourcefulness of Hermione Granger. HHr developing in a sort of postapocalyptic environment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings by BajaB reviews
Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
A Small Tale From The Grand Epic Called History by Lucillia reviews
Auror Alastor Moody arrests and tries to interrogate a strange boy who came from the future with an incredible story to tell. A story about a dark future where a betrayed Harry Potter destroyed the world. A story he plans to change. Sequel is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Alastor M. - Complete
Gentleman Usher of the Scarlet Rod by Heather Sinclair reviews
Every seventy years members of the Order of the Bath, a British order of chivalry, are being killed off. That is until Harry is brought in to hunt the killer or killers down. Harry/Padma. *Complete*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,335 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Wandmaker by netrixie reviews
Just a little glimpse into the way Ollivander thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - G. Ollivander - Complete
The Taboo by Arglefumph reviews
The story of the first time the Death Eaters attacked someone who broke the Taboo. Of course, they mess things up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Battle Scars by Crimson White reviews
Caspian was expecting someone older, someone wiser, someone, well, a little more experienced in the art of battle. Can a moment of boys being boys show him just how battle worn the Pevensie brothers really are?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 352 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
I Thought You Cared by Itsme66 reviews
What is Ginny doing at the Ministry, and why is she so mad? Post Final Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2335 - Favs: 9,142 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Terror Gold by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 15: Gold* Before the duel, Lucy explains to Caspian why the High King has acted so bitterly towards him, and why the Telmarines should fear the Golden Fire. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 123 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 754 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Dentists' Daughter by old-crow reviews
Dan and Emma Granger's peaceful life is rocked by a visitor claiming that there is a magical world. More shocking, the visitor wants their only daughter to become a part of that world! What would responsible parents do? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Mr. Granger, Minerva M. - Complete
A Different Hero by Hamm On Wry reviews
We all know what happened on Halloween 1981. In a different world, might there not have been different results? I really don't believe this one has been done before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 267 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
The Game Is Afoot by Perspicacity reviews
The War is over. Harry and Ginny plan a life together, then Harry disappears without a trace. Eight years later, Ginny wants answers. And where does Daphne fit in? A Harry/Ginny/Daphne anti-romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 149 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 549 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Who Am I? by katdemon1895 reviews
What went through the head of Hermione's mother after her daughter took the spell off? What does her father think when he gives her away for the last time?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Mr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 224 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 537 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Preservation of Memory by opalish reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 1,028 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Ovis by KafkaExMachina reviews
Crack!fic. Starts at the end of TriWizard Cup. Voldemort is defeated by a large flock of darkmagic eating carnivorous sheep. Harry is driven slightly bonkers. Unabashed unqualified HHr pairing. Rated M for dirty words and dirtier deeds. -DEAD-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Golden Age by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,015 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 19,847 - Follows: 7,435 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 5,614 - Follows: 1,188 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Three Interviews by Owl Writer reviews
Eleven years after DH, Harry sits for three brief interviews. Ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 5,090 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas At The End Of The World by Bil reviews
Even in the dark of a dying world there is joy. HG, RW, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 6,154 - Follows: 1,702 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Childish Fears by Kaluki reviews
They dismissed her fears when the boggart told her she’d failed all her exams. But what does Hermione really fear?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 360 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3202 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 3,496 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rats from a sinking ship by Bagge reviews
Wormtail has an offer for Tonks. An offer of the kind you don't refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Peter P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Angels by lmk05 reviews
When James Potter rescues his rival from a slavery, he doesn't understand the responsibility he is taking on. Can a confused and resentful fifth year overcome his old animosity to help his former rival? Can an abused Snape accept his new role?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,631 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 1,413 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hermione is Getting Married by Wild Magelet reviews
RemusTonks. T'was the night before Remus Lupin's birthday and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... Largely because all of the women were at Hermione's hen's night. And it looked set to be a memorable evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
I Am The Father Of A Teenage Witch by homeric reviews
Hermione's dad finally gets his say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 191 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Defied Three Times by Meteoricshipyards reviews
What if Dumbledore was wrong about the people the prophecy applied to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hannah A., Voldemort - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 286 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veneficus Dementia by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
[OneShot] There is a whole new world waiting beyond the their dementia.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Color of Magic by Chardvignon reviews
Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,791 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Sam Vimes - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 944 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Price of Knowledge by BajaB reviews
What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
Quack! by Alliriyan reviews
Neville's most spectacular Potions failure ever. 'You have twelve minutes to complete your cackhanded concoctions and hand them in to me.' Snape is going to wish he never said those words...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 658 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Unexpected by TheGoldenSeraphim reviews
Drabble. Dumbledore never saw her coming, the one person he hadn't planned on entering Harry's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Making Choices by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Freedom is about making choices, Harry. Not having choices made for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Greater Love by chem prof reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this. But life goes on anyway. A bittersweet ending to the Harry Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. This is an idea I had for what the 'power the dark lord knows not' could be. I think the only way this could end up cannon was if JKR and LSD got together. the story's meant as a joke, don't get in an uproar now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Attempted Severitus by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. Oneshot. My own response to all those Severitus stories in which Snape turns out to be Harry's father. Could take place anywhere before the end of HBP. Rated T cause I didn't drop any F bombs for once......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Garden Gate by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 8,931 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 417 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Sight Problem by funvince reviews
A change of pace from my usual deep, meaningful stories. Harry has to make a speech at the celebration of Voldemort's downfall and he's come down with stage fright. So he goes to Fred and George for help. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4265 - Favs: 9,493 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2543 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 10,305 - Follows: 3,110 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Good Babysitter by RosemaryJolene reviews
AU. Harry Potter has a perfectly nice babysitter. But he'd rather have a mum. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Those Who Hunt Death Eaters by Ruskbyte reviews
A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With help from a now canine Hermione and a possessed Firebolt, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
COMPLETE! Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry's father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 410 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Falls the Shadow by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
After his seventh year at THAT place, Petunia has a final meeting with her nephew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
You Have Always Believed Me by funvince reviews
After a humiliating incident, Hermione ponders the nature of trust. Trust is a curious thing. It's like a window, fragile and easily shattered, but as long as the frame still stands it can be fixed and made stronger than ever. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,494 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 551 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Closure by Goldy reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry goes back to face the Dursleys. Only this time he has Hermione by his side. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Forgetful by The Evil Author reviews
Harry PotterMen in Black - Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2004
The Hero of Hogwarts by mosylu reviews
It's tough playing second fiddle to your best friends. Ron tries not to let it bother him, but some days . . . One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Ron W. - Complete
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
Behind the Bookshelves by Epea Pteroenta reviews
A chance meeting in London in the summer before sixth year between Harry and Hermione leads to sparks flying... or at least Hermione wishes it did. Can any boy really be THAT oblivious? Contains OoP spoilers. Already reviewed as excellent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,410 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Last Thoughts by A. Lee reviews
No one is omniscient, not even Dumbledore. Many have speculated why he hired Lockhart, Quirrel, and Crouch. Maybe he just didn't know. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Albus D. - Complete
Leviathan Rising by Ruskbyte reviews
Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 280 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Harry P.
Friends by mosylu reviews
On November first, Hermione gets a surprise at breakfastpossibly the best surprise of her life. A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 156 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Moonrise over Azkaban by Morrighan reviews
Unbroken by the terrors of Azkaban, Mrs Lestrange is waiting for the Dark Lord to rise again...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2000 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
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