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hi guys!!! Just wanna say something...

HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING!

Favourite books: Hush Hush series, Harry potter (who doesn't?), There is no Dog, and LOADS others!

Favourite films: Harry potter (all of them!), Spirit (i know it's childish but i don't care!), Les Miserables!!!, Warm Bodies, The Woman in Black, and others!

Colour: BLUE!!!!!!

5 favorite words: discombobulated, crisis, chaos, riot (are you sensing a theme here???) and nincompoop. hehe. call me crazy.

95% of teenagers would be terrified if Justin Beiber was about to jump off a building to kill himself, copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who wold have a video camera and be yelling 'JUMP!!' while laughing. 'ha ha

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7. Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

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The Taste of Blood by DarkFairy207 reviews
Gumball hires Fionna to track down and capture the Vampire King. However, what will happen when suddenly she finds herself falling in love with the arrogant yet sweet Marshall Lee? Rated T for Language, some violence, and rape.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,701 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Who Ever Would Have Known by ForeverHP07 reviews
Its St Marks Primary School 15 year reunion and everyone hasn't really seen each other since graduating high school. Except for Hermione Granger, with her unexpected appearance they can see how much she has changed from the little bushy haired girl that kept to herself
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Granger Family Reunion by ForeverHP07 reviews
Its been six years since the Granger Family have seen Hermione and her parents. But at this reunion the once bushy haired girl has disappeared and the successful, rich, gorgeous and smart girl that arrives shock her whole family. And she's engaged to WHO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 3,534 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pretty Weird Weirdness by patronusmagic reviews
You have been warned, the situations in this story have been spawned from the weirdness that is my mind. Hilarity will ensue! involves innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P.
Your only Veela, my love by A Love So Strong reviews
Draco finds out that he is a Half Veela. His mate is Hermione Granger. He has two years to live and find his mate. But it turns out to be the one whom he has bullied for 7 effing years. Draco already started to fall for her, but will she fall for him? Post-war. Repeated year. smewhat like reverse harem lol! what if boys all jump on her like crazy? Lil bit of HPxHG, RWxHG ,FW&GWxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,919 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
To Break The Ice by YokaiKittens reviews
PrincessBubblegum stared into the IceKing's saddened eyes. She almost felt bad for him, but it went away as quickly as it came. She shouldn't feel bad for the man that had kidnapped her and so many others so many times. "Then what is it you want?" The IceKing shivered—as if he wasn't the King of Ice, but a simple old man of warmth. "I just want you to meet my son." PB&IceKing'sSon
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,015 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum
The Candy Man by Jldaniel reviews
Harry gets his MP3 Player working at Hogwarts and sings The Candy Man whilst dancing to the great hall. People think he's crazy... He's just happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hunted by ezmaye ezmaye reviews
Hermione is the last Order Member left and it's Draco's job to kill her. The only thing is he has to find her first. When he does find her, can he kill her or does he have other plans?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hitting the Right Notes by sneakyslytherin.severus reviews
Hermione Granger is a successful London actress, asked to play Eliza Doolittle in a unique revival of "My Fair Lady". Her co-star, however, proves to be quite the challenge to work with...at first. Dramione AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,995 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Missing Painting by Rusty Weasley reviews
The War is long over and all Narcissa Malfoy wants is a peaceful home, but that is impossible when Draco is constantly drunk and depressed. He's in love with Hermione, but no one can find her since her disappearance from the Wizarding World years ago. The answer to a happy ending is an unauthorized painting of Hermione Granger, its mysterious artist...and magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,124 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Forgotten Memories by Summer4Girl reviews
After disappearing for an entire month, Harry is found with no recollection of whom he is, no memories of his past, his friends, his family, and his abilities. The only thing he can remember is the face of the pretty girl with flaming red hair and light brown eyes, Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,951 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Drakon Diaries by IWillGoWithYouHarry reviews
Dear Diary, I'm sure, I'll see her tonight in my nightmares. Her screeches,her innocence and above all, her huge doe like brown eyes I had grown to adore,were now becoming a part of it. A nightmare I never wanted to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,340 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parental Guidance by worldwithoutlogic reviews
Multiple attempts to break up a loving relationship between Scorpius and Rose lead to other consequences for Draco and Hermione. Oh, the *joy* of plans which backfire. Written for the 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Senseless by freeflymore reviews
"He cursed himself for not learning how to perform wandless magic and searched the ground for his wand. As the minutes passed, his search proved fruitless and he soon found himself lying out on the ground. The cold of the cement seeped into his robes, but exhaustion soon took him." OS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
HP one shot series- Brilliant, Mudblood! by Fenris's Slytherin Princess reviews
After the war. Draco's in trouble, but so is Hermione. But after a trip to Hogsmeade, all becomes clear. CONTAINS SELF-HARM AND EATING DISORDER THEMES. I don't think there's any language, but just in case rating wise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Yule Ball Dramione After Party by queen witch1 reviews
"She was overcome with a desire to share the information with him. His sturdy stature and pale blue eyes filled with concern for her were oddly comforting..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Not Bad by queen witch1 reviews
Dramione FanFiction When Hermione finds herself in a bind, she may discover that her first opinon of Draco is not her last...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Everybody Talks by AngelZ Of DarKness reviews
Fionna is stuck alone at a candy bar with no one to hang out with, can a rockstar vampire change that fact or will he just mix up her life only for the worse? That's up to you to decide.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
The King's Guard by ink-wells reviews
As a woman, Hermione is constrained. So in order not to be, she becomes a boy and joins the The King's Guild to access their library. Draco Malfoy is the Head of her brigade and he's all about the physical. FYI, DRACO DOES NOT FIND OUT UNTIL CH 14!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,280 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Really? by JennaTheLamb reviews
Fionna has been homeschooled all her life. On her first day of highschool, she sees a boy that catches her eye. But his bad reputation is one to look out for. Rated T for languag. AH/AU
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna, Flame Prince
Fairytale Love Stories by LoveBugOC reviews
Inside is a collection of one-shots based on popular fairytales featuring: Cinderella, Snow White & Beauty and the Beast. Purely Draco/Hermione relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreaming of you by DracoPendragon reviews
Harry Potter woke up, drenched in sweat. He had been dreaming about Draco Malfoy for several weeks now. But now he's going to tell Draco how he feels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love To Love by SingerWriterActressFanfics reviews
Draco has had feelings for Hermione since 4th year, so when Drcao has embarrassing information about Hermione and she believes that he's ready to tell the whole school, Draco is sick of his father's nagging and Hermione wants to make Ron jealous he decides to use it to his advantage. Rated T for swears. Someone asked me to put Clover in my summaries so they can find me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Private & Confidential by MiHnn reviews
A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. These should have really been marked as private.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Poison by kerri leilua321 reviews
Fionna works as a singer for an underground restaurant named Sweet Essences that serve the mafia. Marshall is the feared leader of the Vendetta, the most notorious mafia gang in Brooklyn. What happens when the mafia leader takes interest in Fionna?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,118 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
PG doesn't know! by jbug2000 reviews
As much as Fionna didn't exactly want to believe it she was head over heels in love with the hot vamp. "I thought you had to spend the day with Prince Gumwad." Marshel said. "I managed to get out of it." Fionna answered smiling. A devious smile crept on his face. Unknowing to her a plan was forming in his head that would throw their relationship out into the open.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
To Make Her Smile- One-Shot by Ana1447 reviews
one shot of hermionie and draco, post-hogwarts. just a small thing for my very nice readers 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chance Meetings by Pafoof reviews
On her wedding day Hermione Granger had pictured marital bliss with her husband and then half a decade went by and suddenly she realizes that picture was ripped to shreds. Draco Malfoy was getting his life together after six years in an arranged marriage and he meets an unhappy Hermione Granger. Can these two make each other happy or will they let their obligations get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take Your Time (Coming Home) by floatsodelicately reviews
Harry and Ron organise a surprise birthday party for Hermione that brings about a different kind of surprise entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Trumps All-Drarry by AliOakensheild reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is visited by someone asking him to do something. Dumbledore decides to pair students from different houses together with many groans from everyone. Harry gets pair with Draco and they end up being more than what people expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Quiz by freedomgeneration reviews
Hermione Granger takes quizzes very seriously, but when Witch Weekly publishes an article asking "Are You in Love? Take the Quiz!" she's dubious. Enter Draco Malfoy. PostHogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Publicly In Love by SlytherinGurrl reviews
Draco and Hermione are in a secret relationship, and Draco decides to let the cat out of the bag at Harry and Ginny's engagement party. AU, EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Days Without Her by Hermione Malfoy nee Granger reviews
Draco and Hermione are married. The two of them constantly fight, and finally they snap. Hermione leaves, but what happens afterwards? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Ferret by BlameItOnTheLoveOfRockAndRoll reviews
Hermione Granger is now in a relationship. "...congratulations to you Hermione, even if this is the first I am hearing about this." "Maybe she forgot she had a boyfriend?" "I HOPE THE GIANT SQUID EATS YOU ALIVE!" "I HOPE YOU GO BALD THE NEXT DAY!" "As of today, you are officially disowned."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid Bloody Costume! by LittleKisses reviews
Its Halloween and a certain two sixth years are arguing... or are they? Stupid summary I know but please read anyway! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One More Night by Kung Fu Coffee reviews
Songfic w/o lyrics about the sexual tension between Draco and Hermione, who live together. Bad idea for the sake of the apartment building. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Deserve Better by fay-marie1993 reviews
Marshall Lee returns home from the Nightosphere injured. When Fionna comes over and discovers he is hurt she wants to help him if he doesn't push her away. They end up healing each other. Oneshot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Vampire Fever by fay-marie1993 reviews
Fionna has the worst cold ever, but Cake is out buying groceries so she is home by herself. Marshall comes over and surprises Fionna, but once he finds out she has been sick he decides to stay and keep her company. See what happens. Oneshot.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Peachy Skies & Apple Pies by CultTickler reviews
What is Fionna doing all by herself under that apple tree? Marshal Lee goes to investigate. Marshal x Lee Fionna oneshot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
When Sirens Blare by Vampire Princess Freya reviews
Fionna has finally made into a band...just not how she wanted to though, and has apparently won over the attention of the lead singer, Marshall Lee; but also the unwanted attention of his Siren girlfriend, Jessa La Rue. And she'll stop at nothing to keep her boyfriend. Even if it means getting Fionna out of the way...permanently. Rated T for language.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,297 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Crying On A Suitcase by countrygirl794 reviews
Dramione One Shot. Hope you guys enjoy!(: Please review and let me know what you guys think!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Of The Guys by OogieBoogie reviews
Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Close Shave by AoiGensou reviews
Altaïr and Malik have to bicker about everything, even Altaïr's shaving habits. Written for the AC secret valentine exchange on tumblr, for emotioncreep.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Plenty of Room by missaishah23 reviews
"What was that?" they both froze. "Ron, did you hear that?" Hermione's eyes widened. This is a short Valentine's Day inspired fluff piece. A little bit suggestive. Rated T because I am paranoid. Review, review, review. :) Disclaimer I own nothing...unless I were to secretly confund J.K. Rowling...the possibilities...:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Bane of his Existence by ConstantlyContradictory reviews
Harry finds Draco's diary, Draco is GAY? Hermione has taken it upon herself to educate all of Hogwarts, including Draco, on homosexuality. Hey where are all these blasted birds coming from? Yes, it's most definitely a Drarry drabble! (Rated T for language.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Cool Grey Eyes by Lumos47 reviews
Post-war. Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts to finish their missed 7th year, and everyone has their eyes on the savior of the wizarding world. But there is one set of eyes that is rather out of place... What will happen when Harry calls a certain blonde out on his constant staring?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poison Paradise by Hair Like Starlight reviews
Draco Malfoy is an insufferable, frustrating prat - that much can definitely be said about him. Hermione Granger is a know-it-all on a rampage, the stress of the upcoming OWLs eating away at her. Leave these two alone in a dungeon together and see what mischief they'll get up to together. DM/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Response by luckintheair04 reviews
Collaborated with Sophia Winchester: What the sodding hell? Why was the girl laughing? She should be moaning or gasping at what he was doing! Why wasn't she responding to the stuff other girls would literally turn in to goo for? Feeling his ego getting hurt, Malfoy attacked her slender neck. He pressed his lips at her smooth soft skin and sucked the sensitive spot. - ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
About Envelopes, Owls and Exploding Spells by Strangershadow reviews
.."So tell me, Granger, how does it feel to be in a love triangle with two animals?"...[Dramione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not A Care In The World by WillowIce reviews
"..apparently Draco was very keen." "What did you say?" she asked quickly, refusing to believe her own ears "I said, Draco told Daddy he was keen on joining us tonight" Short, Dramione one-shot set at a Granger family reunion. R&R Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Two Assassins by YukiCross17 reviews
its another Normal Day For Altair and Malik
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Hidden Path by TheDarkRose22 reviews
Two people have something to hide. Not just from others, but from one another. Will they finally confess their true feelings? One-shot. Dramione. I've been dying to write this so here you go! I really hope you like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Hell? by xXRainbowSkittlesXx reviews
This fanfiction has no words to describe it. It was done within three hours in the early morning of a Monday. All the warnings I can give is that there is a horrible case of OOC on both characters, mature scenes, and language. I practically made up the story as I went along. :P Please enjoy to the best of your ability.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Invisble Voice and Realizations by DracoLover14 reviews
Hermione loses who she thought she loved but, realizes she doesn't care. She turned down someone who really cared. Someone who made her smile. (The story is much better than the summary!) Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A fugitive by annabell22 reviews
Attacks have been placed on the small town of Aaa by a smooth talking Vampire King. Will Fionna capture him? Or will she fall for him, hiding him from the authorities, until they can figure something out?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,978 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Battle for Heaven by VampireApple reviews
My humorous look at how the battle for heaven might have gone.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Satan - Complete
Satan's Letter to Humanity by Idiosy the Crusader reviews
Satan writes a formal letter to humanity.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Satan - Complete
The Past is Behind Us by TeagieDog reviews
Draco and Hermione are both new professors at Hogwarts. Unexpected things happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Either the Best Thing for Her or the Worst by ForbiddenFruits reviews
One-shot Dramione fic based of the Vampire Diaries quote: "It's not just that she makes him a better person, and she does, but he changes her, too. He challenges her, surprises her, he makes her question her life, beliefs. [Ron] is different, his love is pure, and he'll always be good for her. [Draco] is either the best thing for her or the worst."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Fear (Sorry) by Melian Elengaer reviews
She sighed and raised her hand to cup his cheek, earning a dazed look from him. Merlin, his eyes were beautiful… 'I could never judge you, Malfoy' she said sincerely 'actually, to be all honest, the day we met at the Ministry I didn't even remember anything about our past. I just saw you and I felt… nervous' Hermione admitted. Post War/One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Promises You Can't Keep by MegGiry-TheAlbino reviews
Vee and Scott start their training, and Vee has a little fun with her boyfriend! Spoliers for FINALE! RATED T FOR A REASON.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Vee, Scott
A Waste Of Beauty by luckintheair04 reviews
"I'm sick of you and your bullying." She rants. "I'm sick of you making me feel like nothing and making my friends mad. It's maddening me. Do you enjoy this? Enjoy making me hurt and cry? Rip all my self-esteem and my hopes?" She yells at my face. "Do you even have a heart?" She asks, as she stares at me. She's so close that I notice her eyes aren't plain brown -Fanfiction in Verse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hide-and-Seek by AliceMitch09 reviews
Never play hide-and-seek with your boyfriend, especially when it's Marshall Lee. But being the adventuress that she is, she knew she could outwit him every time. But did she succeed though? Rated T to be safe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
It's Hunting Time! by Drakriff reviews
What happens when Marshall's mom forces him to go find a girlfriend? Only his friends can help and he has to make a decision that will change everything. -voting closed-
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Marshall Lee, Marceline A. - Complete
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Exclusive Mistletoes by luckintheair04 reviews
"What the hell?" "We're trapped, Malfoy." "What do you mean, we're trapped? What's going on?" "It's a mistletoe. See?" Hermione said, pointing up the ceiling. The mistletoe sang its tinkling music as if taunting them. "I can't leave because of a freaking mistletoe?" Malfoy growled. "Yes, that's how the thing works to make sure people kiss."- Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Waking up next to you by Meemowlune reviews
One shot! Fionna wakes up next to marshall. Marshall blackmails her into a relationship but will it turn into something more
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Cuddle Entrapment by MewLuna reviews
Ohmyglobohmyglobohmyglob. Marshall was in bed with me. Marshall was in bed with me! Aaah! I tried to get up, move, anything, but the lead in my blood wouldn't let me. I wasn't just tired, I was downright, bottom line EXHAUSTED. He smells like pine needles and peppermint. No, stop it! I will not cuddle you, Marshall Lee! -Fiolee, one-shot, complete.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
The New Adventures of Cake, Jake, Fionna and Finn by misskpaige reviews
The land of Aaa is forced to combine with Ooo. New adventures, new fun, new friends, and new love await for everyone. On-going series Currently the only really supported couple is Fiolee, but there will be more!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Mouthing Off by Write No More reviews
Who would've guessed that behind that high and mighty exterior was a playful, silly dragon who loved to talk! And Toothless isn't the only one! Luckily, Hiccup and the teens have wisely invested in ear plugs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
One Missing Piano Lesson by wolfgal18 reviews
see what happens when a missing lesson gets between two awesome friends.will their friendship stay together,grow apart, or go to the next level? horrible summary don't rub it in
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
I'm Just Your Problem by FluorescentAdolescent3 reviews
Marshall Lee just needed a friend ...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
A Servant and Her Master by reachingtowardsthesky reviews
In order to appease the furious gods of the land, a young girl is thrown into the ocean as a human sacrifice. However, one of the gods takes pity on the poor girl, and saves her. But what's this? He wants to keep her!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Adventure High by ygirl87 reviews
The ppls from the genderbender episode &the original characters are goin Adventure High. When the laid back vampire king,& his gf Ashley break up, Marshall Lee finds himself in detention where he meets Fionna Apples IDK. he finds himself getin 2 kno her
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Sweet Snow Carnival Adventure! by rosykitten59 reviews
Snow had a freak accident at a carnival when she was little...can Vlad get her over her fears! Heh, the only normal pairing I did so far! Please read, it's gonna be epic!...hopefully!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Vladimir Tod, Snow - Complete
Connected Kiss by Gleca reviews
Tegan has just left the Doctor and Turlough, Turlough kisses the Doctor, and the Doctor kisses back. One shot, slash hurt
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 5th Doctor, Turlough - Complete
A Kiss is Just a Kiss by Rabid Badger reviews
Turlough kisses the Doctor. Dithering ensues. As does more kissing
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/8/2011 - 5th Doctor, Turlough - Complete
Loss of Dignity leads to Love by Curiositykils reviews
"I told you that I was only here to make a stupid donation to get Granger off my back, NOT to pick up some daft bint for a date." - Draco "You bet on me for DRACO MALFOY! What in Merlin's pants was going through your pea-sized brain"- Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
the ferret and the mudblood by The-Despondent-Insomniac reviews
They were the ferret and the mudblood: bitter enemies by day but something completely different by night. AU of seventh year. Dramione fluff, high T rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Words by DistressedMoonchild reviews
Written as a reaction to the Roughside HP Slavefic FuhQFest plotbunny 17. Write a fic in which the only words the main character utters for the entire thing are Yes, Master, or No, Master. Amanuensis
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete