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Joined 09-22-12, id: 4269739, Profile Updated: 06-06-14
Author has written 7 stories for Danny Phantom, and Rise of the Guardians.

Alignment: I'm a Chaotic Neutral (I even took the test!). For those of you who don't get it, this is what I'm talking about:

Lawful Good ... Neutral Good ... Chaotic Good

Lawful Neutral ... True Neutral ... Chaotic Neutral

Lawful Evil ... Neutral Evil ... Chaotic Evil

Lawful Good: Doing it right, and then doing the necessary paperwork.

Neutral Good: Occasionally forgetting protocol, but still getting shit done.

Chaotic Good: The ends always justify the explosions.

Lawful Neutral: At least until we get bored.

True Neutral: Just doing it for the LOLs.

Chaotic Neutral: Might save your life, might steal your car.

Lawful Evil: Bringing order to the universe, even if we have to choke the shit out of it.

Neutral Evil: Because there's really nothing better to do.

Chaotic Evil: Eating babies and kicking puppies, and that's on good days.

You are 8.3% Evil.
You are 43.6% Chaotic.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

You follow your own personal whims. You are first and foremost an individualist. You value your own freedom and liberty but won't necessarily strive to protect that of others'. You hate restrictions, challenge traditions, and shun authority. You may be at times unpredictable, but your actions are not random or without thought.
You are the stereotypical “Free Spirit.” You feel truly free from both society's restrictions and the zeal of a do-gooder.
Examples of characters and people who fit into the same alignment as you include Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Moreau, Tarzan, and Tyler Durden.


Life Sayings:

"I'm too busy getting lost to read a map!"

"The grass may be greener on the other side, but if you take the time to water your OWN grass it would be just as green."

"A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one."

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit around laughing while everyone wonders how you did it."

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"Women who behave rarely make history."

"I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about." Oscar Wilde

"Write without pay until somebody offers to pay." Mark Twain

"Writing is a form of personal freedom. It frees us from the mass identity we see in the making all around us. In the end, writers will write not to be outlaw heroes of some underculture but mainly to save themselves, to survive as individules." Don Delillo

"I don't like to write, but I love to have written." Michael Kanin

"What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call." Liz Carpenter

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia" E. L. Doctorow

"Don't get it right, just get it written." James Thurber

"Whether or not you write well, write bravely." Bill Stout

"Writting is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators." Olin Miller

"I put a piece of paper under my pillow, and when I could not sleep I wrote in the dark." Henry David Thoreau

"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." Robert Benchly

"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country." Robert Frost

"Better to write to yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." Cyril Connoly

"I try to leave out the parts that people skip." Elmore Leonard

Author's Proverb 1: Dead hard drives tell no tales. May the technology fairies bless my flash drive with a longer life...
Author's Proverb 2:
Never insult poltergeists; it can be hazardous to your sanity and personal treasures...
Author's Proverb 3: Life has an aversion to cooperating with one's schedule... specifically, my schedule...
Author's Proverb 4: Insanity is inherited; you get it from your children along with whatever bug or virus they picked up at school...
Author's Proverb 5: If you aren't five minutes early to an appointment or event you are already ten minutes late...
Author's Proverb 6: When all else fails and you don't know which way to turn, ask the Magic Eight Ball; there is always a fifty/fifty chance that it will answer your question correctly. The Magic Eight Ball is also no where near as annoying as Trelawney's constant death predictions.

If you're sick of people telling you to copy and paste stuff in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

You look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

I'm so gay I can't even think straight.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Did you know that 'school' and 'vagina' are both six letter words and are dark holes of nothingness that can hold screaming children for nine months?

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert!

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait.

Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I've always wanted my last words to be,"Hey, what does this button do?"

Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

The 3 Stages of Insanity:
1. Having arguments with yourself
2. Winning those arguments
3. Losing those arguments

Insanity is simply getting the joke before anyone says it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the judge.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. But no matter what form of transportation I'm using, I always hate bicyclists.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Humanity's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

I am not a bitch; I am the bitch; and to you, I am Ms. Bitch.

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this).

Even when fully awake, we still have trouble locating car keys in our pockets, finding cell phones, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'll bet you anything anyone can locate and push the snooze button from 5 feet away, in the dark, while half-asleep, every time.

This weight on my chest

Cannot ever be lifted.

Oh wait, it's just boobs.

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.”

"He thought he was a wit, and he was half right." - Joseph Addison

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

Mom: *holding our cat and jokingly talking to him* Where were you last night, young man? Were you with any girl cats? Was there any catnip involved? Me: Mother, there is a fine, fine line between joking and crazy cat lady. You are currently playing jump rope with that line. -BlackPaperMoon82462

"I will follow you to the ends of the Earth. And when we get there, I will push you off." -Banki SilverWolf

"STOP THINKING STUPID!!" -An English Teacher

"Can we be antisocial butterflies?" -Sen the Cheshire Cat

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!" - Strange Return by Shivera

"We leave immediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "...We leave in two hours!"

"You remind me of something." "What?" "Monday." "Why?" "Nobody likes you."

Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

"Dear students,

I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Sincerely, your teacher."


Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

SAVE: Students Against Violence Everywhere. Be a friend! Help a friend get out of an abusive relationship! Pass this around if you believe in peace for all people!

"Girls Don't Realize These Things"

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as "I'm Sorry".

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"

"Stay Thirsty My Friends"

"Stay hungry stay foolish"

"When life gives you lemons, blatantly disobey it and make orange juice"

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a 14 year old girl slow, no one knows that she suffers from arthritis since age 4 and had a near death experience because a doctor gave her WAY too much penicilin which she was allergic to. Repost this to stop bullying.

Stereotypes that I hate cause they relate to me:
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

To much Courage and Determination can somewhat lead to the fine line of Insanity
Being crazy is like living in the same house with a duplicate of yourself
"you're from the future. You're probably creating ten paradoxes just by sitting there,"
"I won't give you a fight, I won't give you a war, I'll give you fucking hell."
"Let's agree to disagree"
"Same difference"

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bell boy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Writing Style:

Besides my a/n, my style of writing may seem strange to some people. When I start a story, my GOAL is to put the reader on an emotional rollercoaster. I WANT the reader to be reading something dead serious one line, and die laughing unexpectedly the next. I enjoy writing like this, as it is unique and thus a breath of fresh air for many readers used to more typical writing styles. Some people like my styles, some don't. All I ask is that you aren't rude in telling me you don't like it. It is always my intention, however, to at least make the reader grin once during the story. Preferably laugh. That's why the author's notes are the way they are. I've seen them like that in many fics, and I enjoy reading that. Only the a/n will be like that though.

Ships I support:

Kim Possible:

Kigo (Kim PossiblexShego)

RonxKim

RonBon

Rise of the Guardians:

Sweet Tooth (ToothxBunny)

Christmas Cookie (NorthxTooth)

Bennefrost (JackxJamie)

BlackIce (JackxPitch)

Danny Phantom:

Amethyst Ocean (DxS)

Grey Ghost (DannyxValerie)

TuckerxValerie

TuckerxJazz

DannyxEmber

Pokemon:

Pokeshipping (AshxMisty)

Originalshipping (RedxGreen)

SoulSilverShipping (LyraxSilver)

PreciousMetalShipping (SilverxGold)

GoldxRed

FerrisWheelShipping (WhitexN)

NxBlack

ConflictShipping (RubyxSapphire)

Pokemon Ranger:

SolaraxLunick

ObliviaShipping (BenxSummer)

VatonageShipping (KatexKeith)

RythmixIssac

Red EyesxBlue Eyes

IceCastleShipping (IcexKate)

Harry Potter:

Harmony (H/Hr)

Lunar Harmony (H/Hr/LL)

HP/DG

NL/LL

NL/DG

NL/SusanB

SusanB/HP

SiruisB/RL

RL/NT

LE/JP

NL/Hr

NL/TD

HP/TD

DM/ His hand... LOL!

Sonic The Hedgehog:

Sonadow

Sonourge

Sonanic

Sonilver

Mephilver

Mephadow

Shadilver

Scourilver

Mephourge

Sonknux

Scouranic

Knuxouge

Sonamy

Silvaze

Crails

Espamy

Vecilla

Crossover Ships:

Frosted Phantom (Danny PhantomxJack Frost)

Harry PotterxTwilight Sparkle

HPxPrincess Luna

WTF were they THINKING this is SO wrong/OOC/NOT happening ships:

JackxBunny:

Bunny is a jackass who does nothing but insult and belittle Jack the whole movie. He brings him to near tears at the SECOND scene they are in together, and the first scene he takes great delight in VIOLENTLY KIDNAPPING HIM. WITH YETIS. This isn't kindergarten, where the little boy who likes the little girl will pull on her pigtails. who the fuck came up with this and how'd it get so damn popular, this pairing is fetish bullshite.

JackxNorth:

'Tacks of brass' scene Is a perfect example of why I think NORTH IS FUCKING CREEPY. With immortals I tend to ignore age differences, otherwise no-one could really fall in love due to everyone being differing mortal and immortal ages and theyre all gonna be around forever anyway, but this is just bad. Sure I can make that excuse for Blackice even though Pitch is like thirty and Jack is fourteen. But North is OLD. DUMBLEDORE old. And yes. I find a red-faced, probably drunk fat guy in a fur-lined suit entering your home in the dead of night through the CHIMNEY because he has 'something for the kids' INCREDIBLY FUCKING CREEPY. YEAH I JUST DESTROYED YOUR CHILDHOOD. SO WHAT?

SonicxEggman:

No. Just no. Eggman. Naked. Need I say more? If I do there's a species difference, a SIZE difference, an age differnce, and let's not forget the trying-to-kill-you-Sonic thing ol' Eggy has going.

HPxLord Voldemort:

Refer to the above, remove the size difference, replace Eggman with Voldy and Sonic with Harry. Voldy is clearly not human like Harry- He's part Snake, part noseless megalomaniac.

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

"and distant." (... That's it.)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

A Crunch bar wrapper. (It waz GOOD, too)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Mythbusters

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

10:20 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:19pm (Wow... I really did guess...)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

... Crickets?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

6:30 walking in circles

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

Wishing for a cookie.

9. What are you wearing?
PJs

10. Did you dream last night?

That I was Sonic and Scourge was raping me... (It creeped me out...)

11. When did you last laugh?
a second ago when I started this Survey!

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Mold. Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yup!! I looked in the mirror!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's FUN!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?

A COOKIE!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I HAVE SUBSTANDARD TYPING!!!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...
Get rid of racism, sexism, etc. I HATE MEN WHO THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN WOMEN! ANDI HATE HOMOPHOBES TOO!! MY BIG BRUDDER IZ GAY, AND I TAKE MAJOR OFFENCE TO GAY JOKES!!!! I actually attacked my boyfriend once when he cracked one. Physically!!! On school grounds!

19. A quote that you love/live by...

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit around laughing while everyone wonders how you did it."

21. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?

Angel

22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?

Lacy

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?

Score, war, more, oar, sore...

28. Favorite planet?

Mobius! XD I like Moebius, too, but only'cause it's Scourge's home, so he's not bugging Sonic... as much.

29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?
My cousin. (Not Mephiles, my MORTAL cousin)

30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?

Vibrate. =)

31. What shirt are you wearing?

My late father's favorite tee shirt.

32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?
I'm... barefoot? But I wear New Balance.

33. Bright or Dark room?
Dark, the bulb is out, all I have is the lamp...

34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
She's not quite as crazy as I am...

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?
K

37. Where's your mailbox?
Attached
to my house

38. What's a word you say a lot?
peeps.


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Insane: Awesome.

Slytherin

45% Ravenclaw, 32% Hufflepuff, 66% Slytherin and 58% Gryffindor!

Or perhaps in Slytherin

You'll make your real friends,

Those cunning folks use any means

To achieve their ends.

Slytherin's cardinal traits are ambition, cunning and determination. Like the Gryffindor House, Slytherins are emotionally volatile. In contrast, however, Slytherins are much less dominant and assertive, and less extroverted in general. Rather than expressing these emotions outwardly, Slytherins direct them inward or act in a passive aggressivemanner. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin are much more driven to succeed than the other two houses: Gryffindor out of pride and Slytherin out of ambition.

Slytherins are also much more pragmatic than the other houses and more adept at manipulating people. A key trait would be a low level of agreeableness: Slytherins are more pessimistic, more distrustful than most, and more likely to attribute negative motivations to people. So although Slytherins experience a wide range of emotions, due to their distrustful views of people and skeptical worldview, they are less expressive and more likely to appear cold or distant unless provoked.

A Slytherin's ambitious nature comes out in different ways depending on what is important to the individual person. It could lead them to try to achieve top marks (if intellect and schooling is important to them) but it could also be directed at social settings or towards athletic endeavors.

I may be Slytherin, but don't hold it against me! It just means I'm super awesome, like Daphne Greengrass!

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them nearly as much.

What's this thing you call 'normal'??? Is it CoNTagiOus??! OMG!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!!

... I might catch your 'normal.' *shudders*


I am in denial over Fred and Dobby's deaths. (Why Rowling, WHY?!?!?!?!?!)

Say NO to drugs. Say YES to TACOS.

hEY YOU! Yeah YOu?! *sigh* No, no YOU!!!1... the OTHER guy. Yes, YOU!!! ...Do you like tacos???

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Or riding a snail to the sun.
Or stapling water to a tree.
Or teaching a walnut to speak German. (ya'll get the point)

Strangers have the best candy.

Love is like war - it always finds a way. (Sad, but true, I know.)

Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.

In case of emergency, RUN LIKE HELL!

I don't care if me making men a sandwich when they ask moves the feminist movement back to the 50's. It is simply the nice thing to do and I like making sandwiches. So screw you and you're crazy feminism ways!! My guy friends get dinosaur shaped Nutella sandwiches, and there's nothing you can do about it.


"I'm king of the rock, and there's nutin' you can do about it." - Ling, Mulan

Average Person:"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ic-"
Me: "POrk ChOPs!!!!1!"

Moo! I'm a FISH!

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn?

The tooth fairy teaches children that we can sell our body parts for money :

I run with scissors - it makes me feel DANGEROUS.


We can learn a lot from crayons.

Some are sharp, some are blunt, some go squishy, some snap when put under pressure and chip in places. Some are dull, while others bright, some rub off on others and some leave really big marks. Some have lots of glitter on them and some go a bit gross. Some are very pretty and some have weird names, but though they are all different in colour and type, they have all learned to live together in the same box.


Sometimes, I wish I was a monkey, so I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.

I did not hit you... I simply high-five your face... really hard...

Average Person: To err is human.
Me: To arr is pirate.


THINGS I HAVE LEARNED:

- Jumping into toxic waste does NOT give you super powers.

- Drink lots of coffee. That way, you can do dumb things faster with more energy!

- Always give 100% at school/work: (12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday)

- If your parents leave you unattended for more than 11 minutes in Cairns Shopping Mall, the security guards WILL attempt to sell you to the circus. I am being gravely serious with you. Seriously.

- Never go to bed, angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

MY WAYS OF ANNOYING PEOPLE:

Call dog "dog".

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Begin all sentences with "oh la la!" Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Wear pants backwards.

Ask people what gender they are.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for imaginary friend.

Sing along at opera.

Mow lawn with scissors.

Honk and wave to strangers.

HARRY POTTER CHARACTER FUN FACTS:

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Liege’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out anyway and will not be remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if Harry Potter were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake at the Final Battle.

Gryffindors … will jump off the cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO OR SAY AT HOGWARTS:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not charm a thousand shampoo bottles to follow Snape around, throwing themselves at his head, and then claimed a potted plant told me to do it."

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not tell the first years that Hagrid is an evil giant and he will eat all of them up."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"I will not refer to Hermione as 'Ron's pet night-troll.'"

"I will not give Remus Lupin a flea collar for his birthday"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"I will not call Professor Flitwick Master Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination."

"I will not tell everyone that Snape is the illegitimate child of Professor Sprout and Dumbledore."

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I will not attempt to slide down all the banisters in Hogwarts."

"I will not draw a twirly mustache on the face of the Fat Lady in permanent marker... ... and then proceed to do the same to all the other portraits in the castle."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals." "I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween."

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

"I will not kidnap the Marauders and sell them to an animal circus."

"I will not take Neville skydiving."

"I will not tell the first years that running up to Draco Malfoy screaming and hugging him will bring them good luck."

"I will not try to check Luna into St. Mungos."

"I will not nickname Hagrid 'The BFG.'"

"I will not print out Dramione pictures and stick them all over the castle."

"I will not book Moaning Myrtle therapy sessions."

"I will not try to get the Dementors to wear hot pink cloaks."

"I will not give Severus Snape lots of hair care products on his birthday."

"I will not change the Slytherin Common room password to 'Gryffindor Rules'"

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"I am not allowed to bleach professor Snape's hair."

"Telling first-year muggleborns that the only way to protect against the monster in the Chamber of Secrets is to dress in neon yellow onsie, a blindfold and combat boots is not appropriate."

"I am not allowed to braid Hagrids beard. . . . Nor can I dread lock Dumbledore's, no matter how much he liked it."

"Putting temporary tattoo's of the dark mark on hufflepuffs' arms while they sleep is not funny. . . . Videotaping them when they wake up and selling the tapes is also wrong."

"Doing exorcisms on ghost is not allowed, especially on Professor Binns."

"Polyjuicing myself as Voldemort, hiding behind a door and jumping out and screaming "boo" when Harry Potter walks by is wrong and malicious."

"Telling Cho Chang that Cedric cheated on her before he dies, with me, is mean. That goes double if I am a male".

"Asking people if they want to see my puppy named fluffy, and then leading them to the Forbidden corridor and locking them inside could be deadly and is not allowed. That is why it is forbidden."

"I am not allowed to dye Ron's hair green. . . . Nor Draco's red. . . . Or Harry's blue, Hermione's purple, Dean's yellow, Fred and George's rainbow. . ."

"I am not allowed to own or use hair dye."

"Professor Flitwick is not a munchkin and asking him where the lollipop guild is, is inappropriate."

"Forcing the entire house-elf staff in Hogwarts to wear socks and get fired is not funny and hurts the house-elves more than I will ever know."

"Saying I am Professor Snape's slave is incorrect and nobody cares if it is my favourite fantasy."

"I'm not allowed to write Draco Malfoy a highly-suggestive love letter and say it was from Hagrid."

"I'm not allowed to tell Professor Trelawney that I just Saw her death and it was in 2 minutes and 42 seconds."

"Sacrificing Hufflepuffs to the giant squid is not allowed under any circumstances whatsoever."

"I am not allowed to curse the Ravenclaws so that every book they try to read turns into a porno."

"I am not allowed to tell Ron that Ginny is dating a 40 year old alcoholic; it is none of my business. It doesn't matter that I'm saying it because it is true and I'm worried."

"Fred and George are not clones and neither one is going to become evil and kill me. Accusing them that they will is obnoxious."

"Hermione is not related to a beaver, nor a squirrel or chipmunk. Implying that she is, is mean and rude."

"A dog bone is not an appropriate gift for Sirius Black. . . . nor is catnip for McGonagall, . . . A collar and lead for Professor Lupin is crossing a line."

"Filch in a tutu is not an attractive sight and I should refrain from cursing him to wear one."

"Forcing any person/staff/creature in the school to switch gender is not allowed."

"Calling Pansy a 'Pug-faced bitch' will result in punishment. It doesn't matter if she is out of earshot. It does not matter if I think it is unfair that I should be punished for 'telling the truth'."

"Spreading rumors that Harry is pregnant with Draco's love child is not only stupid but impossible."

"Telling the Muggle Studies teacher that in the Muggle Schools kids sleep with their teachers is not right."

"I am not allowed to put unknown ingredients into the lunch goblets to 'See what would happen'."

"I'm bored is not an excuse to charm paper balls to chase Professor Flitwick around the classroom."

"I am not allowed to put any type of laxative in anything someone could consume."

"I am not allowed to keep a creature from the Forbidden Forest under my bed, especially if it is much larger than my bed."

"McGonagall is not having a love affair with Miss Norris. End of story."

"I'm not allowed to ask Professor Snape if we are making a lubricant every time he announces that we are making a new potion."

"They have not, nor will they ever teach me to transfigure a penis and I must stop asking them to do so."

"Charming Ron's clothes to run away from him screaming 'RAPE!!' is wrong, no matter how many people laughed when he ran into the Great Hall naked except for a towel."

"Dragons are illegal. The police don't care that you already bought a year's supply of food and it is not refundable. The dragon will be confiscated."

"I am not allowed to handcuff together students or teachers to each other. . . . Saying that the only way to unlock them is by kissing for 40 minutes straight is mean, especially when you pretend to throw away the keys in front of them."

"I am not allowed to use compulsion charms to make the Slytherins sing "It's Okay To Be Gay" in the Great Hall."

"I am not allowed to use unforgivable on any living person. . . No reason is acceptable, even if they annoyed me."

"School wide orgies are not 'Interhouse Relations'."

Just because I am able to bend and kiss my own rear-end, does not mean I should.

I am not the direct descendant of Godhhel Hirrefn, the man who invented sex. . . . nor am I related to Haley Visind, the woman who created the idea of death.

I am not allowed to tell Harry that Voldemort changed his dark mark and that it now a purple flower that sits on the left shoulder. . . . Placing said mark on Hermione and Ron when they aren't paying attention is wrong.

Draco Malfoy is not a girl, no matter how girl he acts, and taking his clothes of with magic in public is rude and will be punished with detention.

"Professor Snape is not my father and crawling into his lap and calling him daddy is not appropriate."

"No part of the staff is related to me in anyway so I will not be getting extra credit on homework."

"Bringing Harry Potter series to Hogwarts to cheat on my Divination test is horrible, especially if I leave it in a place I know Harry will see."

Just because they are ghost it doesn't mean that their feelings can't get hurt.

I am not allowed to throw water on lord Voldemort to see if he will melt, that will result in my death and no one will feels sorry for me.

Seamus does not have a drinking problem because he is Irish, telling him to go to AA meetings is very insulting and I will stop doing it immediately.

I am to sit at my own house table, every day and every meal . . . no exceptions.

If I call professor Umbridge, professor "UmBitch" I will get detention, even if I am not talking to her directly. She is still my superior and deserve me respect, no matter how stupid she really is.

Attempting to kill any student, teacher or creature will get me expelled and have an extensive stay in Azkaban.

Filling the entire Great Hall with Jell-O is not allowed, even if it is cherry and nobody doesn't like cherry.

I am not allowed to shrink any of the professors, and selling "pocket-sized Professors" to other children is wrong.

I am not allowed to give twenty different people polyjuice potion with either Fred or George Weasley's hair in it making it so we have 22 identical people running around. . . . I am not supposed to have polyjuice potion to begin with and I am not allowed to use it . . . ever.

I must share the dorm with my roommates. Locking them out of the room for the entire night will get me punished, especially if I get rid of their possessions for more room for mine. It does not matter if I think I need more space.

There is no such thing as "Hump a HufflePuff Day" . . . Nor "Grope a Gryffindor Day" . . . "Spank a Slytherin Day" and "Rub a Ravenclaw Day" also don't exist.

I should stop saying they do. I also need to stop making the cards, t-shirts, mugs, and hats that go along with each day.

House- elves are not my personal slave, making them rub my feet when ever is sit down is wrong. . . . making them carry around my book 'just for the heck of it' will also result in me getting in trouble.

Dumbledore is not Santa, telling first years that he is, is rude. When addressing a teacher I should call them Professor, sir or ma'am . . . Master, mistress, lord, lady, and God are not correct ways to talk to a teacher.

When I ask Harry if I may ride his broom I MUST be talking about his Firebolt, any other interpretation will be considered sexual harassment.

I am not allowed to give miss Norris cat nip and then let her loose in the Great Hall.

I did not see Fred George and Percy having a incestuous gay threesome last night, or ever.

I am not allowed to say that I created a spell that will give you the answer to any question you ask and cannot be detected on a test. . . . saying that I have a spell that will let a person have sex with whoever they want with no consequences. . . . selling the spells for 10 galleons (or any amount of money) is not right. . . . especially if the spell i do give them makes the words "I am a desperate loser" float above their head for two days.

Owning a Giant is illegal, just because I am in school does not mean I won't go to jail.

Sending any of the Weasley children birth control, whether anonymously or not, and saying it's for their mom is in bad taste and will be punished... ... Sending Mr. Weasley a brochure about vasectomies is wrong, and can easily be traced back to me.

Using red spray paint to paint "the Chamber of Fantasies is open again" is mean and will cause some people to have bad nightmares.

The activities that happen in porno's are not real, I am not allowed to recreate them.

When asked to make a potion I MUST use the ingredients and instructions that are given to me BY THE PROFESSOR.

Sending Harry a love letter signed by Voldemort is disturbing and horrifying, and should be avoided.

When writing in red ink I am not allowed to tell first years that it is blood of those who asked me annoying questions.

Acting like I am possessed by an animal or anybody is wrong and frightening. . . . It is also not an excuse for not getting my homework done.

AND SOME MORE JUNK!

75 percent of teenagers would cry their eyes out if Justin Bieber decided to jump off a building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're in the 25 percent that would be shouting "DO A FLIP".

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

*She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

Things I’m Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a duck

42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not tell Peeves to throw eggs at Professor Snape because "Fred would want you to"

52) I will not show the students "Potter Puppet Pals"

53) I will not convince the Fat Lady to use "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" as the password.

54) I am not allowed to steal Luna Lovegood's shoes

55) I will not call Professor Snape a self-secluded Momma's Boy in class (aw...)

56) I will not use magic to hypnotize my crush at campus to think they're in love with me

57) I will not make "Perfect Symmetry" into a spell

58) I will not prank the Slytherin house as revenge for them insulting my friend

58) I will not ask my teacher why Voldemort does not have a nose

59) I will not ask professor Flitwick why he is so short.

60) I am not allowed to put a Dr. Filibuster Firework under Professor Flitwick's chair to see if he'll fly into the air cartoon-style.

If you just read this whole list copy and paste it into your profile then add one more to it!

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50 Ways To Annoy Dan Phantom (Dark Dan)

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

Copy and paste time!!!!!

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie,Aeropostale and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would die laughing, copy and paste this!

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

On a can of cashews:
Warning: May contain cashews.
(Really? I never would have guessed!)

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93,TheGirlWhoDancesAtTheMoonlight, Angel of Darkness Thirteen, Ghostgal4, Aurora Borealis 97, The Icechild, insaneshadowfangirl

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'vebeen on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series, Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!

My name is Lily.
I am three.
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see.
I must be stupid,
I must be bad.
What else could have made
my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly.
Then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
all the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
the house is dark.
My folks aren't home,
when my mommy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
so maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him, see him.
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping.
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream.
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Lily.
I am three.
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Copy & Paste this to your profile if it made you cry.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile!

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

AND EVEN MORE! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE END!

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are idiots

Copy this to your profile if you think I'M EXTREMELY RIGHT.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them!

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. (Darn straight!)

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

MWAHAHAHAHA!

5 percent of teenagers would cry their eyes out if Justin Bieber decided to jump off a building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're in the 25 percent that would be shouting "DO A FLIP".

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice, and enjoy it while everyone tries to work out how you did it.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

(Yes, some of these are repeated.)

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BEST FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BEST FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BEST FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: will be going to get help once the bullies are done with you.

BEST FRIENDS: will be next to you saying "Damn!! that hurt!! "

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BEST FRIENDS: Will add to it!! ;P

FRIENDS:would ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (this statement also thoroughly represents my sister)

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98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

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If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

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If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE END!

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

Stupid things! In bold are things i've done

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (if you don't know how that's possible, shame on you!)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

Omigosh... You made it to the end! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEES! I'm meeeeeeeelting!

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Code Lyoko oneshot collection by FanfictionFan3601 reviews
A collection of mature oneshots for Code Lyoko, M rated for a reason, read at your own caution
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 63 - Words: 196,101 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Aelita S., Jeremie B., Ulrich S., Yumi I.
So Cold by Calling Autumn Fall reviews
A boy, with no memories of his life, is held as a lab rat in a bunker by a scientist. He hates his life and would rather be dead. But when he is brought to another home and given a name, how can he hate anything of it? Rated T for angst, dark and suicidal thoughts, and violence. Human AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon
An Unexpected Night at Freddy Fazbear's by shannonhetalia96 reviews
Working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is not the easiest job for Mike Schmidt, as he tries to keep all of the animatronics at bay. When he notices a strange light emitting from behind Foxy's curtain, he prepares for the worst. But when Foxy gets into his room with a human appearance, Foxy reveals something that has been hidden from him all this time (M for smut Human!FoxyxMike)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Foxy - Complete
Captured by Pitch by Fantasygurl23 reviews
Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,277 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Clothes by Golden feathers Edward reviews
Spoilers! AU Yet another Tadashi and Hiro romance but with a twist. Tadashi is concerned for his brother. Why? Well he has been acting weird lately . . . well weirder. No it's not the bot fights that have him concerned but what he does after those battles in secret.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Tadashi Hamada, Hiro Hamada
It's Painful to Remember by imtrash reviews
Hiro receives a concussion after another day of saving San Fransokyo. Everything seems okay but... Rated T?...I suck at summaries.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
The Purse by LadybugGirl7068 reviews
My friend showed me Tadashi's outfit, and I had to make fun of it. Especially the satchel. Basically just for laughs, nothing serious. Major OOCness, Tadashi lives, no death of Tadashi going on. T for super small cussing. One-shot. "Hiro did it. He finally did it. Blackmail, here I come."
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Down, up, then down, up and then down all over again by Litra-Palia14 reviews
Just when everything seems like it just doesn't matter anymore hope rises, just to be crushed again. (a Baymax/Hiro fanfiction...no that is not a thing but it just came to me and Im writing it...) No AU (SPOILER) Just after the explosion Hero thinks Baymax is gone, then he is not then again he might have been right the first time...
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada
Hiro, My Little Test Subject by MaturePopcorn reviews
When Tadashi decides to make Baymax, he needs a LOT of information for him about people and the human body. But Baymax can only learn so much from books and the internet; some of it has to come from real-life experiences. And who better to help Tadashi than his own brother…
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Travelling By Ambulance by uponagraydawn reviews
Even the right decision can have detrimental consequences.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Sometimes by Sabeloid reviews
Hiro, a freshman in high school, is trying to fit in with the rest of his peers, while struggling to keep his connection strong with his older brother, Tadashi. A story about Hiro's life in and around school, set before the movie. Unfortunately, I don't own anything 'cept this plot.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Probably for Protective Purposes by Gellie45 reviews
Tadashi Hamada is noticing major differences in his brother as Hiro enters puberty. Yet he can't decide if he likes the changes in his brother or not. PORN WITHOUT PLOT, FIRST FANFIC. No hate;-; (Hidashi, Hiro Hamada x Tadashi Hamada COMPLETED
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Ice Upon Ice by robinsparkles14 reviews
He often came to see her. He often wondered what that meant. He felt certain that she already knew. " Look, Elsa. It doesn't look to me like you have a lot of people to talk to. Why not open up to the one who's willing to listen?" Jelsa.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa
Candy Crush: A Ham-Ham Adventure by Andreille LeFlore reviews
When Amaimon's sweet tooth manages to land him in a fuzzy situation, he decides to go on an adventure in search of the perfect candy. Too bad Assaiah has a way of making things more complicated than they should be.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Mephisto P., Amaimon
Being Worth It by Sage Dans Les Lys reviews
Of all the people he was expecting to visit him, it certainly wasn't her.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Bad Habits by Rachael Rothman reviews
Hiro and Tadashi have a major fight, causing Hiro to seek refuge in the less than savoury habits of the bot-fighting scene. Tadashi starts to pick up little hints of what his brother might be up to... and eventually, when he finds out, all hell breaks loose.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Careless by Rachael Rothman reviews
In a moment of carelessness, Wasabi forgot to turn off his lazer-poles and left them unattended... and fully functional. As a result, Tadashi's little brother paid the price.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada, Wasabi - Complete
Pain by Crazy Adamantine reviews
Hiro wakes up from a nightmare about the fire and is tormented by the suffering Tadashi might have gone through before he died. What can Baymax do to help?
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada - Complete
The Talk by Sammy Heroes reviews
Tadashi decides it's finally time to give Hiro the infamous 'talk'. (Set before the movie) Rated T.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Wanting by Hilaryth reviews
[Hirogo] Hiro is trying to deal with his puberty and his uncontrollable attraction to the adrenaline junkie, Gogo. NSFW.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago - Complete
Tadashi Is Here by LadyWendy202 reviews
Hiro keeps having nightmares of that horrible fire. Until one night when he gets a special visitor... Rated T for later chapters and slight mentions of depression. Just family. No romance in the first chapter. Later on maybe with an OC. Story better than summary.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada
Rise of the Guardians Oneshots by HuntressBiancadiAngelo reviews
A whole bunch of one-shots for the Rise of the Guardians. Pretty much all will have to do with jack Frost. All genres, ranging from Hurt/Comfort to Family to Humor. No slash. Please R&R. Accepting prompts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 136,600 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Jack Frost, North, Bunnymund, Tooth
After love comes more by Mariko014 reviews
Incest warning! Hidashi fic, with frickfracking, You have been warned! After they see each other naked the lust hit them, and they make love to each other for the first time.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Frosted Phantom by Alumbian Chronicler reviews
An accident concerning an apparently misdirectioned snow globe lands Jack Frost in an entirely different world on Christmas. His landing here doesn't seem completely accidental, however, when a ghost named Clockwork greets him immediately and introduces him to Danny Phantom. How did he end up here? And why?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost
Sharing experience by Mariko014 reviews
INCEST WARNING! CONTAINS SLIGHT BIG HERO 6 SPOILERS. Written by me and spell checked by my friend. Tomago bumps into Hiro on her way back home. They start talking and as one thing leads to another, they end up talking about their personal experiences with gay sex. Tomago with Honey and Hiro with Tadashi.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2014
Cleaning the café by Mariko014 reviews
INCEST WARNING! Hidashi fanfic! Written by me and spell checked by my friend After a busy day in the cafe Hiro and Tadashi start cleaning the mess. But then Tadashi finds Alcohol and what was cleaned gets dirty again.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Afternoon With The Gods by L. B. Frost reviews
Chance encounters lead to surprising results, as a house ridden Roxas has a sexual awakening when the new neighbour decided to visit for some quality time alone. Reader discretion is advised: adult sexual themes
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - [Riku, Roxas] - Complete
Of Carnival Rides and Fluff by Rainb0wNinja reviews
Mephisto gets dragged to a carnival by Amaimon. Will anything happen between the two? Rated just to be safe. Yaoi, MephistoXAmaimon fluffy goodness!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Mephisto P., Amaimon - Complete
Orphanage by Baroquemonger reviews
AU. Will is an 18 yr old in present day NY. He is kicked out of the orphanage and must find his own way with only 300. Halt finds him and takes him in. But...does he have a secret he's not sharing? WillxGilan WillxHalt
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Will, Halt
On the Trip by randomperson3.14159 reviews
What happened in books 2 through 4 that wasn't told. Also contains a flashback to before book one. Pure lemon, contains spoilers for books 2 through 4. Don't read if you haven't read the the books yet, it won't make much sense.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Will, Cassandra/Evanlyn
I'm a Monster by Hisoka yume reviews
"I try to hide it, I try not to feel it, but whatever I do, it seems that I cannot control it; especially when it came to taking that boy's life. My power...really is a curse..."
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna - Complete
Years Later by L. B. Frost reviews
Now in college, Jamie gets a very welcome, and heated, visit from an old friend. ( Contains nudity, sex acts, and graphic descriptions of the male anatomy. Reader has been warned. )
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
One week dress up by Sincerely The Sign Painter reviews
Danny wants to shake up his life a little and what better way to do so then with a costume change?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Danny F.
Tracks in the Snow by meiikko reviews
A Rise of the Guardians x Disney's Frozen crossover Elsa, the snow queen, in secluded in her ice castle. One night, she finds a mysterious figure outside, covered in snow. He reveals himself as a injured Jack Frost. The two form a tight bond that no one can break... or so they thought.
Crossover - Frozen & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Elsa
Detention by Minerva Teller of tales
William gets stuck serving detention with Odd. Quickly they both find more enjoyable activities to partake in. Slash. AU. WillOdd. PWP.
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Odd D., William D. - Complete
Power outage by Guro-Star reviews
The Power went out... oh dear... and while England was watching Doctor Who! What are the two lusty lovers going to do? Yaoi, America x England, UsUk, boy x boy, Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
One Night Only by Pluto's Kiss 360 reviews
Justin Law takes a break from serving justice and goes to a club. He spots Giriko. You can guess what happens next. Giriko/Justin justin x giriko yaoi lemon one shot explicit smut
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Giriko, Justin Law - Complete
Grin by Trumpet-Geek reviews
Rated M for violence and blood. As much of a trouble maker as Jack Frost was, he was never late to a meeting, be it official Guardian business or just a 'play date.' That's why, when he didn't show up for a painting session in the Warren, they knew something was very, very wrong.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Code Phantom by Ultimate Lyoko Warrior reviews
Danny going to Kadic right after the accident and he is going to be in for a big surprise! Rated T for language later on!
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,444 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Danny F., Aelita S., Jeremie B., Xana
Sacrifice by Upper Tyes reviews
Danny took the blow for Vlad when they were fighting with Pariah Dark. He sacrificed for the man, despite what the older hybrid had done to him in the past. As the piercing smell of blood permeated the air, suffocating them with its metallic scent, Vlad regretted everything he ever did to the young phantom. He wished he hadn't said all those hateful words to the boy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Vlad M., Danny F.
Controversey by Nobody426 reviews
"All was relatively peaceful and quiet in the skies of Amity Park when Jack not so gracefully collided head-on with an invisible object. "OW!" A voice from an invisible source grunted. Jack was so startled that he nearly dropped his staff. " Danny, according to Jack, is a wayward sprite. Jack, according to Danny, is a weird weather-controlling ghost. Trouble? Double Trouble.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost
The Dreams by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Requested by purpledragon6. Pitch has wanted Jack for a long, long time. He just hasn't been brave enough, or decided enough, to act on that want. It's been like part of him loves Jack and the other part wants to kill him. In the end, happiness is happiness, right? No matter how he reacts to it... Hardcore Romance. Hardcore Fluff. Smut Warning.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Blistering Fever by kazoquel4 reviews
"But he's IMMORTAL!" screamed Tooth. "He can't die!" Jack Frost is attacked and left unconscious in the desert. When the other Guardians find him, he is clinging to life and very sick. Will they be able to help him before it's too late? Light JackxTooth
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,602 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Jack Frost
Death the Kid x Black Star fanfiction - The Bet by adventuresofadriana reviews
Black Star thinks he get anyone to fall in love with him. Death the Kid challenges him and makes a bet stating that if Black Star is in Kid's bedroom in an hour and a half he gets 50. Kid challenges him as a joke but will real feelings emerge? It's my first fanfiction I ever wrote! :D
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,676 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Black Star, Death The Kid
Hey, You by kuefox reviews
"Pfft. Jack Frost, yeah right." I turned away, wanting to get as far away from this freak as possible. I ran smack into his chest and he pouted, hovering with his staff. "Well, just a question, really, if you don't believe in me...how can you see me?" His cyan eyes bored into mine and I rolled my brown ones while rubbing my now bruised nose. "Because I'm going crazy, that's why."
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,294 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Adulthood by DaisyChain16 reviews
Imogen, a teenage girl who hasn't really grown out of her childhood, she's best friends with Jack Frost who soon brings her into her adulthood in one night. He takes her to meet the others but winds up stuck in Bunny's Warren when he isn't 'feeling too well'. My first M rater, hope ya like it nice and steamy ;) OC/Jack Frost OC/Bunnymund (I don't own RoTG only my OC)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, OC - Complete
you can see me by jasmine nightshade reviews
Jack is forced to spy on a boy in Amity Park for North. Danny has to solve a mystery of a strange boy following him. When the two meet they are about to learn something big. rating may go up
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost
When Nightmares Attack by xKuroShimox reviews
After rescuing Pitch from a tragic fate, Jack proves how much he needs the Nightmare king. The closer they become, the more and more Pitch feels accepted. After regaining his powers, Pitch has some fun with the snow spirit. However, something dark lurks deep within the shadows, that doesn't agree with Pitch's life. Can he help stop this murderous Nightmare? Yaoi, Smut and Fluff! :3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Jack Frost, Pitch]
Trapped and Tentacled by Shika352617 reviews
Second request. The SBB are trapped and not alone. You know where this is going, so no description necessary. One-shot. Rated M for Sexual content.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Zelda/Sheik, Peach, Samus A., Wii Fit Trainer - Complete
Abandoned in Antarctica by Meercatwhisperer112 reviews
Alternative ending: What if Pitch had taken Jack's staff, his memories and baby Tooth when he left, leaving the winter spirit alone in a frozen wasteland for seventy years with nothing but the ice to keep him company. Trigger warning, rated T for character death, self harm and suicidal thoughts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Anything For Symmetry Part 2 by Pluto's Kiss 360 reviews
Kid finds out Soul is symmetrical in yet another place. Yaoi smut lemon Kid/Soul Kid x soul
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,863 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Baby Steps by seriously-sarcasic reviews
Sam and Danny don't know what happened, but they do know that something did. Now they are having to face the challenges of parenthood at only sixteen. How will their families react? How will their school react? How will Tucker react? And how will they be able to raise a baby that has ghost powers? DXS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,749 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Theft by gummibar reviews
Fresh out of Lyoko, there's a lot of things Aelita still doesn't understand. Someone from her past returns to finish what he started, and her own confusion and fear locks her away from her friends as they desperately try to help her before it's too late. Soon enough, though, it really does become too late. JxA. Rated M for Rape, Violence.
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,004 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Aelita S.
The Secret No one should Know by Rubytears101 reviews
Bunnymund finds out something about Jack Frost that he never wanted anybody to ever know. The question is: Will he keep it a secret?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Behind the Scenes by Gaarasauske reviews
Summary: Death the Kid had always been known as Lord Death's son and regarded as strong and independent. Known as a lover of Symmetry and suffering from OCD. What people don't know is how terrible OCD can really be, Soul finds out the truth, what will happen to him then?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
equestrian nights, part I by Dr. D9 reviews
the adventures of a horndog in the land of equestria. the character comes across various characters of my little pony, and then finds a means to have sex with them.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Applejack
Matching Scars by SpoonMeister13x8 reviews
After a failed suicide attempt Maka Albarn is sent to the Death City Mental Institution for Troubled Teens in order to fight off her depression and a mysterious boy with crimson eyes just might be the medicine she needed. Modern Day AU, many pairings, possible trigger warning.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,911 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Phantasma Nereiorum Formant by CSIalchemist reviews
My first MerDanny fic. A rare species of merman comes to the surface in the guise of a human to find a mate. He must do it while avoiding humans who wish to hunt him and endanger his race. This is my first MerDanny fic so please be nice. DxS TxV Cover by CartoonFreakshow
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,984 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by redroses100 reviews
Jack isn't as innocent as the Guardians think. When one of his naughty dreams starts to go to far, will he be strong enough to defeat the monster under the bed, or will he become victim to his own dark desires? WARNING! don't read if you are skitish about Yaoi or Jack/Pitch pairings!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Amaimon's New Toy by KadieBella reviews
Amaimon has his eyes on a new 'toy' that he thinks will be fun to play with. What happens when she accidentally leaves her window open at night? First lemon! I'm quite proud of it! Rated M for sex and some language. Read at your own risk...
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Amaimon
Make it a double by wildkitkat reviews
Jack is bored, Jack finds North's Vodka. Need I say more?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Jack Frost
Phantom Winter by Quetzalcoatls reviews
Normally Danny hated christmas, but this year his midnight wanderings may change his opinion of the day, and give someone else a friend they desperately needed. oneshot
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - [Danny F., Jack Frost] - Complete
My Ghostly Son by Tomboy 601 reviews
AU Sequel to More Like Jazz. Can Jack learn how to care for a timid ghost with no memories? Especially if that ghost is his son? With a second chance, Jack, Jazz and Danny might finally get their happy ending.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Jack F., Danny F. - Complete
Birthdays by jenkin reviews
Mephisto is tired of being left out, so he forms an evil plan. Mephisto x Rin x Amaimon (Warning: threesome ahead)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
100 by My Vantilene reviews
An interpretation of how Jack met the other guardians before he was chosen to be one himself. (Plus Frosty the Snowman.)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
When the Bunny's Away by Mr.Stavros reviews
Jack and the now sixteen year old Jamie sneak into Bunnymunds warren the day after Easter, when the rabbit's always gone. Little do they know that this place has a few secrets that may be worth looking for... Good ol' male on male smut, M RATED FOR YAOI AND EXPLICIT CONTENT!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie
The Brightest Light by whitetiger2194 reviews
Jack died a child, and will be a child forever more. So where is his light on the globe? Warning: mentions of Death, cruelty to a child. I do not own ROTG.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,055 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Jack Frost, North
Warm You Up by Mr.Stavros reviews
Jamie has pent up feelings for Jack. Jack chooses to return the feelings of the now older Jamie. Pure smut because there isn't as much Jackie/Bennefrost writing as most would like, and smut is rare :3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Playing with Lollipops by jenkin reviews
Rin has been his failing classes so Mephisto sends Amaimon to teach Rin a lesson..
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
Sick Day by hawkhearted reviews
Jack finds that has caught a fever and heads to the Pole to try and freeze it out but when North finds him an epic battle starts. Jack Frost versus cold medicine. North is determined to win and won't take no for an answer. Jack is determined not to let the vile liquid near him.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
Nostalgia by aubytaylor reviews
Life has been good. Lot changes in four years. Especially if you saved the world. Now Danny is engaged, rich and happy. Even the ghosts have stopped breaking into his world, well most of them anyway. Life is peaceful for Danny, that is until his old adventures smack him in the face. Will Danny be able get back to his old life? Maybe more than you know! Read to find out!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
Chance at Snow by Garniella reviews
Jack gets to interact with people his own age for the first time in over 300 years as he meets the Danny Phantom crew.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Published: 12/4/2012
I Hate My Tail! by Kwahzutah reviews
Mephisto sends Amaimon to teach Rin one of the joys of having a tail. AmaiRin, MephiRin
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
Ready or Not by PartyMashedPotatoes reviews
What will happen when everything soon changes in Lyoko? After Jeremy launches a new program, everything in Lyoko becomes different. Everything feels real, and XANA isn't giving the team a break. They can't get hit by too many monsters... Or it's game over... Forever... Plus, with all the bruises they get from Lyoko, the teachers could get involved... Will they find a way out?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
Revenge is Sweet by 99rain99 reviews
Rin is spending a normal day with his brother when suddenly Yukio starts harassing him. Soon the things get hot and abruptly their principal Mephisto joins in their sinful play. Suddenly they are busted by the angry Amaimon who wants to punish his wanton lover. Yukio and Mephisto are more than eager to help ravishing the poor demon boy and soon their lecherous game stars. FOURSOME!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
Heroes Don't Last Forever by One Breath Away reviews
Heroes don't last forever. Eventually they break.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Anything For Symmetry by Pluto's Kiss 360 reviews
Kid is hanging out with Soul and finds out he's symmetrical. How does he show his appreciation and worship his awesomeness? Yaoi yaoi yaoi! Lemon smut
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Explanation by LamiaDarkholm reviews
Meeting the parents is always scary, but even more so when they're a death god. Oh and, you know, they've caught you doing their son. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Surprises by BrightViolatedInk reviews
Spirit finds himself wearing a leash and collar as Stein confronts him of his dark pleasure! *Yaoi and S&M*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe] - Complete
Busted by LamiaDarkholm reviews
The doors were locked, the phone unplugged. Still, doing it in a room with a mirror wasn't the smartest idea. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Playground by Methbunny reviews
Amaimon likes to have fun, especially at the playground
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Amaimon, Rin O.
The Letter by Lonely God reviews
When Will gets Alyss' letter telling him she loved him, he doesn't waste any time heading up to Redmont. Rated M for sex scene. Will/Alyss.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Will, Alyss - Complete
The Heater by 99rain99 reviews
Rin's sick of being toyed and treated as a uke by everyone. The demon boy has his own desires but he doesn't have a clue how to make Amaimon bottom him. Will Rin remain virgin forever or will he get his lover obey? HARD YAOI ALERT! Warnings inside!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
The Death god Flu by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Death gods are above humans, phsyically and mentally. So naturally Death the Kid can't get sick...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Finding New Purpose: The One By Your Side by angel-san801 reviews
With a new love found, and his old way of life lost, will Will be able to cope with the many changes he's forced to bear even with his loving companion's support? Horace/Will slash. Sequel to Harsh Words and Realizations on hiatus
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Horace, Will
Would You Like Some Candy? by necronekochan reviews
Yukio wakes up in the middle of the night to find Rin gone and a strange hamster by his pillow. Yukio x Amaimon, yaoi, smut, CANDY
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Yukio O., Amaimon
Hour of Need by Kuroi Inanis reviews
Following the defeat of the Kishin Asura, Kid's guilt at his inability to trust his father and his fear of being less than perfect finally catches up with him and begins to unravel the delicate thread of his sanity.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,057 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
The Last Night by MusicSavesMe711 reviews
Not really a songfic, based off the song by Skillet and a picture I saw on DeviantART. Oneshot Extra Warning: self-harm, attempted suicide
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
An Apology Gift by 99rain99 reviews
Amaimon's pissed cause Mephisto keeps ordering him around and forcing him to do things he wouldn't like to do. As an apology Mephisto gives him a delicious gift that even the demon king can't resist. YAOI ALERT! THREESOME pairing MephistoXRinXAmaimon!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
Delicious by 99rain99 reviews
The story continues right from Apology gift. Rin wakes up, and finds himself in awkward situation: He's sleeping naked with Amaimon and Mephisto! Rin rans away but finds it impossible to stop thinking about his brothers. What will happen? THREESOME YAOI!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
A New Experience by angel-san801 reviews
pre-series Horace/Will slash. Will catches Horace doing something interesting, and his natural inquisitiveness forces him to find out what. Now with alternate version
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Horace, Will - Complete
My Little Brother Isn't Cute by TrueDesires reviews
Amaimon was annoyed at why everyone was so interested in his youngest brother. They had a spar and it didn't prove anything at all… till Mephisto advised Amaimon to use the key and check out their little brother while Yukio would be away on a mission M
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Amaimon, Rin O. - Complete
Discovering by Snickety Lemon reviews
Soul finds himself between a rock and a hard place when a secret admirer begins stalking him. His reactions raise questions, and the outcome is...well, read to find out! WARNING: YAOI.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Waltzing at Midnight by Snickety Lemon reviews
A careless waltz... An unforgettable night... But what was I supposed to do? Hey, Kid and I might hook up in this, so if you don't like YAOI, don't read it even though yaoi is so cool .
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Hot Ice by 99rain99 reviews
Rin's having a bored hot day alone in their dorm and a certain demon comes to entertain him...with some melting delicious ice cream. RinXAmaimon, YAOI ALERT!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Rin O., Amaimon - Complete
Neco kun by FlameDancer12 reviews
Kid gets turned into a cat and is found by none other than Soul who takes him in as his new pet, what will he learn about his friend? SoulXKid fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Make it Stop Please by OmegaWolfStories reviews
Crona has never been ill before so when he wakes up one day with stabbing stomach pains, he fears the worst. Can Maka help Crona deal with being ill? After all, its just the flu...right?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Maka A., Crona
Oh, the Games We Play by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Amaimon is not interested in Rin, so he turns his attention to his brother. PWP.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Amaimon, Mephisto P. - Complete
It's Only A Movie by LamiaDarkholm reviews
The meisters and weapons decide to have a movie night before a trip to the beach...as is usual, not everything goes as planned. Half SoulxKid, half Black Star x Patty. Cute, fluffy one-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Look At Me More by Fadesout reviews
Amaimon is frustrated his brother is paying so much attention to this new half-demon, who can't even control his powers. Mephisto/Amaimon warnings - smut, demon incest
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Mephisto P., Amaimon - Complete
In My Arms by LamiaDarkholm reviews
Soul likes Kid, simple to grasp, but who's stopping them from being together? Rated M for sex, language, drama and homophobia. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Imperfect by LamiaDarkholm reviews
Kid has an eating disorder and Soul will go to any length to get him help. SoulxKid.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Something Like a Game by MadamParadoX reviews
Mephisto X Amaimon fluff and yaoi. T for yaoi that it will progress into! 1 out of ? chapters completed. Let me know if you'd like to read more.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Mephisto P., Amaimon
The Love of Gods by Bastet Leonidus reviews
Asura has complete control over his Insanity wavelength. This allows him to gain capture of Shinigami. What does Asura have in store for Death? Warnings inside but be warned my readers. This is SLASH! You have been warned.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Asura, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Cornered by miegg reviews
Soul does something drastic to Kid and after that Kid falls apart. Stein X Death The Kid, Soul X Death the Kid, People X Death the Kid. WARNING: RAPE.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater
Death the Kid when drunk by L. Clement reviews
Everyone knows that some people like to drink and party. Well, what happens when a certain shinigami decides a bit to drink too much ? Kid x OC Akumu Collab with Raye-Meyers666 on dA
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Death The Kid - Complete
Touchin' On My by Evilest Angel reviews
She shook her head against him, obviously denying the crazed statement, and he knew she was smiling into his neck when he heard it. "You should top more often." Now THAT he could do...
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Honest when Drunk by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/23/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Tactile by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*China/America* Painting over America's body, China tells him a story as old as he is… *contains smut*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, China - Complete
Maybe Pranks Aren't Bad After All by Pezlie reviews
A boy plays a prank on Kid and makes him think Soul returns his feelings. When Soul finds out what's going on he is angry and decides to play a prank on the boy himself by agreeing to go on a date with Kid, but he hadn't expected to fall for Kid. SoulxKid
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Dastardly Brilliant Plan by tsuki-san16 reviews
Soul was one sneaky bastard. In retrospect, this was not how he pictured their first kiss. Kid/Soul, One-shot
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid - Complete
Till Death Do You Part by Kameko4Life reviews
Soul and Black Star are together. Black Star accuses Soul of cheating on him with Kid. What happens when Kid changes teams and agrees to go out with Soul? YAOI.ONE-SHOT. LEMONSSSSSS. Enjoy ;
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
I'll Make You Forget by Yaoi Maiko reviews
It started out as a normal day for Death the Kid, well, that was until Soul decided to play a little game. Warnings; Yaoi boyxboy and Yuri girlxgirl You have been warned, do not complain to me for your ignorance.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,597 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Soul Eater, Death The Kid
My KiddoKun by LM.C.lover.3000 reviews
Death the Kid is crying and Soul wants to know why - Just a short fluff. Enjoy!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
Beautiful by Pezlie reviews
Kid thinks symmetry is beautiful, but what does Soul find beautiful? SoulxKid, Fluffy oneshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Death The Kid, Soul Eater - Complete
The Fateful Night by Untainted-Angel reviews
Sequel to "The Fateful Day". Death is looking for Soul, who is avoiding him for some reason I wonder why , then gets a letter from Stein, and then...THINGS HAPPEN! Yaoi threesome Lemon!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Death The Kid, Franken Stein - Complete
Mysteries by SquirrelGirl13 reviews
The sequal to SotGK. Ok, Lancer knows Danny's a halfghost, but he doesn't know all. And when a new ghost shows up, worse then the last, Lancer must struggle with his past while Danny's own problems are trying to kill them. Alternating Lancer & Danny PoVs
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Lancer, Danny F.
Ageless by Sui Megami reviews
The end of one life signals the beginning of another. It's time for Danny to come to terms with such a concept. Oneshot DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Dan Phantom, Sam M. - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
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Life Isn't Soo Glamorous reviews
Jack and the Guardians have lived happily together for a couple years now and all of them are stronger than ever.With more believers than they ve ever had. But when there s good then evil will always try to stop it. Pitch is back and stronger than ever. Guardians watch out. *Evil Cackles*
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Sing Me a Lullaby reviews
"My body ached, I tried to move but then remembered my arms were strapped down. Tightly. I wished it didn't have to happen but I guess everything happens for a reason, right? Haha I wish I could believe that. It's kinda hard to believe that after what has happened to me." Read and find out what's going on R@R
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F.
The Life That Hurt Me So reviews
Human AU. Jack, left on the streets to fend for himself has fallen ill on the streets and is found by the guardians, will he survive or will it will be the end of Jack Frost. T to be on the safe side.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Jack Frost
Together reviews
This is my version of when Danny tells his parents he's half ghost
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Frosted Secrets reviews
Jack has become an orphan after his family dies and is moved away. He is a loner until he is pared up with the guardians for a project. Human AU. WARNING! Character Death. ONESHOT!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sandy, Tooth
Insanity reviews
Amity Park a nice place to live, until people go missing when new people come.What does this new guy have to do wth anything? Read to find out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
Never and Why reviews
A bad time has come to Danny and the only one he can turn to is Vlad.No PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Danny F., Wulf