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Joined 07-28-03, id: 426988
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Name: Teah
Birthday:October 9
Bands: Aerosmith, AC/DC, Queen, Maroon 5
Books: Anything Tolkien, Harry Potter, Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club, by Laurie Notaro (because it's the story of my life)
Food: French fries, chocolate, home-made goodies:D
Drink:Dr. Pepper (you make the world taste better...mmm, world...)
Pets: 3 fish (1 died), 4 cats, 1 mouse, my new baby turtle, Cap'n Jack, approx. 65 anonymous house-elves, the green thing growing in the fridge...I don't feed it, it just keeps getting bigger.
My secret passion*drumroll please*--cooking and baking! That and my healthy fanfic addiction...
About Me: 5'8", 3 feet of NATURAL blonde hair (which explains my few and far apart updates lately), green eyes...Barbie really let herself go. I play high school water polo and swim team. I love to read and do so whenever possible (it took me precisly 3 days to read to first 4 Harry Potter books). I sew on occasion (though it's not my forte).
My addictions: Caffine, fanfic, chocolate, fanfic, Orlando Bloom, fanfic, and lately, British and Irish people in general.
What's ahead for fat Barbie: I've narrowed down my possible career choices to these three-- firefighter (it's kinda a family tradition), journalist (something both interesting and challenging which I could actually be good at), and an interior decorator (something I'd love to do).
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Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Go With the Tide II: Seeing is Believing by Tantz reviews
After the events until Christmas, Voldemort has to surpass his own self to regain his status and destroy the Order of the Phoenix... Complete! With Epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,404 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Colder Than It Looks Outside by Copper Tragic reviews
Explaining the origin of Legolas's scar, Aragorn embarks on a tale from his youth, when the Elf and Man found themselves in great danger and great adventure. Set after 'Every Move You Make'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,459 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Secret Alliances by Elenillor reviews
Aragorn visits Mirkwood and finally meets King Thranduil. During the process, he learns more about his friend’s tormented past, and the two are thrown into a whirlwind adventure of crossed alliances and secret treaties that can only mean certain death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 10/7/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
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Problems along the way reviews
CHAPTER 19 POSTED: His skin, which had always seemed to have an odd iridescence to it, no longer glowed in the moonlight, but seemed to blend in with the dim surroundings. It looked more grey than white, and the man from Gondor suddenly had the urge to...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,867 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Young and Free reviews
COMPLETED: All is not well in the house of Elrond. With mysterious men holding the infant Estel hostage, how will Elrond protect his family? Rated R for violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,939 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
I've Found The Precious reviews
Ever wonder how Gollum got away from the Mirkwood Elves? Yes, yes, there was that bit about the orcs, but this is how it REALLY happened. Utter nonsense, total hilarity, rated R for language and other such things.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Legolas, Gollum