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Joined 09-22-12, id: 4270261, Profile Updated: 01-16-13
Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

Hi, I'm a avid reader, hopefully epic writer, and oh yeah, ice cream rocks. Peace. Love. Maximum Ride. Bacon.

Hilarious stories are so fun to read! Review or PM me if you've experienced something too hilarious to talk about without choking on your own spit.


*"Can't Be Tamed" Music Video: Miley Cyrus*

Maximum Ride Reference


About Me...

Pen Name: CoffeeHouse Angel or CHA

Location: Cali-for-n-ia Girls...Nah nah nah nah nah nah (Dang I got that song in my head.)

Gender: Read 'Location'...and see if you can figure it out

Eye Color: Blah Brown.

Hair: Very dark black. Loves auburn/red hair, but black hair is awesome too.

Ethnicity: Asian

Favorite color: Light blue, sky blue, electric blue, navy blue, turquoise blue, oh yeah, and did I mention blue?

Favorite pet/animal: Dogs and Dolphins and Dingoes and Deer and Doves...and basically any animal with a name starting with "d".

Favorite Cuisine(s): Italian, Mexican, Japanese, American, and definitely 'real' Chinese food.

Future Job: Author. Rather obviously. or not.


Time to list my favorite books. Actually, I probably am only going to list 1/10000000 of my favorite books. So yeah, I'm a total bibliophile.

#1. Percy Jackson Series (Greek Mythology, Woot! Plus cute main character. Did I seriously just say that...?)

#2. Artemis Fowl Series (Geniuses, love to read 'bout them.)

#3. Coffeehouse Angel (Angels and Coffee? Delicious!)

#4. Tiger's Curse Series (AdventureRomance= Epic)

#5. Maximum Ride Series ( Sci-fi adventure. Need I say more?)

#6. Alex Ride Series (Let's read about teenagers killing adults! Fun! As I've said before...love geniuses, even athletic ones.)

#7. Twilight Series (Not bad. Good ending. I love good endings...)

#8. The Name Of This Book is Secret (No, seriously. It's called that.)

#9. A Dog's Purpose (Doggy biography & tragedies. Sweet but sad)

#10. Emerald Atlas Series (Last but not least- the story about messy magic.)


I may write fan-fics about some of these series, but I've never been one to last long on a single story. So probably mostly writing super long stories or loads of one-shots. =P

I like being creative, but sometimes, my creativity just goes pfffffffffft and dissipates into air. So yeah.


*Recently, I have discovered my love for editing pictures- PM me if you want a cover/profile picture! The pictures will be on my profile!*


Misty,

Glacial,

Balmy,

Fiery,

Luminous,

Shadowy,

Pure,

Dappled,

Sunshine,

Moonlight,

True,

Heartbeats,

Tears,

Grief,

Spotted,

Ebony,

Swirls,

Coffee,

White,

Snow,

Wings,

Velvet,

Cotton,

Lace,

Spongy,

Steamy,

Petite,

All words,

Rolling, bouncing, tickling my tongue,

Trickling off in rivulets,

Tricky words,

Treats for my mouth,

Words,

are what I live on.

Words,

are what I die under.

Words.

Copy this to your profile if you live could live on words alone, if you understand that words can hurt more than sticks and stones. Add your name to the list if you believe.

Raindrops.Rain, Coffeehouse Angel, De-liver, Orangoe


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


Some Random Hilarious Instructions on Items.

Apparently they're for brain-dead people.

“Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

"Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills. (What really? I can't eat invisible air pills?"

"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts. (Or if you choose to, you can chuck them at people.)

"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11. (Oh... I thought the sole purpose of muffins were to lick the wrapper!)

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap. (Nooooooo..., you put it on your food)

"Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

"Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner. (What, I can't eat frozen dinners?)

"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits. (Duh. I don't even have a witty remark for this one)

"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual. (Oh really? I thought I could climb out of the roof!)

"Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.

"The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.

"For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box. (Wow! I need to get some of the 'cardboard heat retaining' technology!)


I am joining the review revolution. I swear that every time I read a fanfic I will review. Don't you hate it when you have 1,374 views but only 15 reviews? Well so do I. So copy this onto your profile and join the review revolution.


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Escapades In Red by funkyrandomer reviews
While tackling serial killers, jewel thieves and psychopaths, Sherlock's values are slowly redefined by a female detective freshly returned from an undercover operation. Mycroft is baffled by Ruby Smith's unusual connection with his little brother despite John insisting the two are just friends. WARNING! Realistic fic, Sherlock will NOT fall in love quickly! Updated weekly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 61 - Words: 266,983 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC] John W., Mycroft H.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,369 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Got My Eye On You by sevenpercent reviews
Lestrade may have only "known" Sherlock for five years when the serial suicide murders started (Study in Pink), but he met him for the first time years before, when Sherlock was only sixteen. This is the story of their journey, both before, during and after. What I did on My Summer Holidays Part Two is now up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 81 - Words: 196,787 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade
In His Shadow by The Sherlocked Phan of Bag End reviews
When Lucie, a mysterious young woman with a complex history turns up on the doorstep of 221B with a note from her dying father requesting Sherlock's help, John and Sherlock are plunged into a dark world of murder, deception...and romance. Can John, the constantly overlooked sidekick, reach the heart of a woman instead of always being in Sherlock's shadow? John/OC & little Sherlolly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,475 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 5/9/2013 - [John W., OC] [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper]
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,052 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Dinner in Paris by nuqneh reviews
Irene shows up at the flat with a small baby, claiming its Sherlock's but that she can no longer keep it. Sherlock and John become parents, and growing up at 221B Baker Street is certainly a unique experience. A Parent!Lock story, but no fluff and no slash, I tried to keep everyone in character. Rated T for adult themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,841 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,963 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Small Miscalculation by SailorChibi reviews
Thanks to Sherlock's inability to resist satisfying his curiosity, he's been turned into a small child of about seven (or five, depending on who you're asking) years old. John volunteers to look after him. After all, he's had to look after a man-child, how hard can a child-child be? Poor John. He has no idea. Johnlock and paternal!Lestrade in small doses.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 60,704 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hard Knocks by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock and John have a massive fight. Can Sherlock figure out how to apologize, and can John forgive him? No slash. Expansion on my 'Bored' chapter in 'Five times John punched Sherlock'. Lots of chapters, but they're short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Stranded by MorbidbyDefault reviews
Sherlock and John are stuck together...in several situations. Well, this can only go one of two ways...good..or bad. Prompt for chaosisblue on tumblr. Johnlock...but nothing beyond the funny bromance they already have.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
The Doctor Will See You Now by bloodsoakedleather reviews
With nothing more exciting to do while he's waiting for his latest criminal master plan to reach it's conclusion, Moriarty decides to tail Doctor John Watson as he goes about his ordinary life but when they find themselves in the middle of an attempted bank robbery, things suddenly become anything but ordinary. Rated T for now but will go up in later chapters. SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,462 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W.
Texting Wars by JoeCoolNerd reviews
Texting Drabbles of our favorite charaters (Summary sucks)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Acting Normal by Squaresque reviews
Sherlock bets he can, for seven days. John isn't quite sure what to expect. Oneshot, Johnlock-ish, T just for safety!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duel In 221B by Solvejg reviews
Mycroft and Sherlock briefly revisit childhood
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Childlike Tendencies by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which Sherlock reverts to being a five-year-old because he's caught a cold. Multi-chapter sick!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Christmas, Chandeliers, and Cellars at Mycroft's by the-bonny-wordsmith reviews
Sherlock and John are spending December at Mycroft's for reasons that no one knows (or at least, that no one is willing to admit). Sherlock gets in touch with his inner child, John locks himself away in his room on mysterious business, and Mycroft defends his cellar from his little brother's attempts to drink its contents before Christmas. Inspired by SparksMayFly's "Bored Games"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Doctor's Deductions by SarahCat1717 reviews
Post-Fall. Told from the POV of those paid to keep tabs on the inconspicuous blonde man. But this seemingly quiet doctor has learned from the best.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Fit of Pique: Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent by Atlin Merrick reviews
They are little girls, all three. They started as a joke between John and Sherlock, a tease, a taunt, a fit of pique while they argued about empathy and erections. But over the years Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent grew, like children always do...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Voice Over by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock is maaaad at John. So mad he's not speaking to him. As in not speaking. Did you hear that part? About Sherlock? Being silent? Do you know how hard that is for him? But it's fine. It's all fine. Because John's going to talk for both of them. He's going to relate. Discuss. Describe. John's going to narrate *everything.*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Freedom Wings by Zaphara98 reviews
I was running. My little brother wrapped his hand around my wrist. This was too familiar. I glanced backwards, peering over my wings. Yeah, wings. I'm only 98% human. The rest of me is avian. My name is Kat, and this is my story. (Rated T for violence-thinking of changing the name. Suggestions?)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012
It's This Or Cluedo by Soapy Water xx reviews
The many ideas that Sherlock and John have to try and ward off Sherlock's boredom. Features the dreaded Cluedo game and Guess Who? Thanks for looking :)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's a Gross Stomach Bug! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
A five year old genius in the making and a stomach bug... They do not play well together. Kid!lock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Schoolgirl Crush by Flaignhan reviews
These things pass. So they say.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,996 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Gender Blender by not-here-anymore-deleted reviews
The flock wakes up and discovers that something is just not right. Iggy's "Mystical Narwhal" is missing, Nudge complains about bra size, Fang thinks that he is the sexiest thing ever, Max has dumb ideas, ect. All normal, except, they're the wrong gender.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unusual Circumstances by pearlgirl97 reviews
Artemis kidnaps a girl about his age. Nothing you haven't heard before. The twist? The People asked him to do it. Don't know if there will be any Artemis/OC. Please R&R! Rated T because I'm paranoid. ON HIATUS, POSSIBLE REWRITE.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,083 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Artemis F., Butler
The Downed Detective by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
He can't be sick. He just can't be ill. He hates being sick...! A sick!fic adventure through Sherlock's POV. A spin-off of He's Only Ever Human, but can be read entirely on it's own.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,739 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Routine by Franki09 reviews
Sabina worried about her husband's work sometimes. But in the end, he'd always manage to come home in one piece. This story ignores a lot of the events of the last few books.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Sabina P. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Never Too Late by KCS reviews
Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
My Hair Is Sexier Than Yours by CrazyNerdyFangirl reviews
"The fact that emo hair seemed to attract people of all genders was practically scientific law. What kind of person did glittery rainbow hair attract?" Fang needs a haircut, and Nico sets him up for much more. A tale of glitter, too many colors, a busty blonde, and those goddamn blowpops. Fang/Nico. One-shot.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Fang, Nico A. - Complete
Tears of Blood by 24tributes24authors reviews
24 tributes, 24 authors, the 24th Hunger Games. 24 writers come together to write a Hunger Games of epic proportions. Only 1 will survive while 23 other authors' dreams get crushed as they watch their characters die. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 70 - Words: 351,288 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Other tributes, Caesar F. - Complete
An Unexpected Turn of Events by Kaori Kisaragi reviews
Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 194,684 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 314,898 - Reviews: 5386 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,361 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Life of Omega by skamusic4 reviews
We all know Omega as the loser in book 3 that Max beats. There's so much more to him than that, though. His life is a roller coaster of lies, love, betrayal, and everything in between. He remembers all of it. Read on to learn about the crazy life of Omega
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Omega
Exception by skamusic4 reviews
I don't know how this happened. Believe it or not, but I can actually SEE this girl, and nobody else. So of course, I'm not going to let her slip through my fingers. Not a chance. There are exceptions to every rule...so here's mine. IggyxOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Iggy
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
Bored Games by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Canon Backfire by giselle-lx reviews
A collection of humorous short-short stories in the canon Twilight universe. Rating may change as additional fics are posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010
In My Power by Emilie Fauve reviews
Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes. 2009 Eddie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,890 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
The Official F4 Handbook by cherryfloss reviews
Have you ever wanted to know about the F4's unspoken, once unwritten rules? Yes, there is a method to this madness. Full summary inside!
Boys Before Flowers/꽃보다 남자 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,165 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
An Epic Proposal by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Tonight is the night. Percy is going to ask Annabeth to marry him and nothing will stop him. Hopefully.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nervous by Nappy reviews
Eight years after escaping I.N.S.A.N.E., Conrad is experiencing strange feelings for a certain healing boy... Conrad/Jasper, The Girl Who Could Fly. M for later chapter s .
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Dyslexia by ShadowPalace reviews
It's hard to be young, especially when you're Percy Jackson, a child who is dyslexic and has ADHD. The story of when Percy found out that he is dyslexic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Jealous? by x-Fanpire-x reviews
Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
A Right Jolly Old Elf by MarcyJ reviews
Emmett loses a bet and ends up on the wrong side of a Santa Suit. Written for blondieAKArobin for the support stacie stocking stuffer auction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Where's The Love? by MarcyJ reviews
Jasper Hale has been keeping a secret from his family. What happens when the truth comes out in the most accidental of ways?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
A Mutant's Life is Never Simple reviews
Phoenix is only seventeen. And her mother has been dead for two years. But the pain is still fresh, like it was only yesterday. Phoenix seeks revenge, although her quiet, innocent looks betray her true deadly intentions. But things aren't easy... and when you're a teen with complicated love life, well, it's never that simple to avenge your mother. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012