Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.
Hi, I'm a avid reader, hopefully epic writer, and oh yeah, ice cream rocks. Peace. Love. Maximum Ride. Bacon.
Hilarious stories are so fun to read! Review or PM me if you've experienced something too hilarious to talk about without choking on your own spit.
Maximum Ride Reference
Pen Name: CoffeeHouse Angel or CHA
Location: Cali-for-n-ia Girls...Nah nah nah nah nah nah (Dang I got that song in my head.)
Gender: Read 'Location'...and see if you can figure it out
Eye Color: Blah Brown.
Hair: Very dark black. Loves auburn/red hair, but black hair is awesome too.
Favorite color: Light blue, sky blue, electric blue, navy blue, turquoise blue, oh yeah, and did I mention blue?
Favorite pet/animal: Dogs and Dolphins and Dingoes and Deer and Doves...and basically any animal with a name starting with "d".
Favorite Cuisine(s): Italian, Mexican, Japanese, American, and definitely 'real' Chinese food.
Future Job: Author. Rather obviously. or not.
Time to list my favorite books. Actually, I probably am only going to list 1/10000000 of my favorite books. So yeah, I'm a total bibliophile.
#1. Percy Jackson Series (Greek Mythology, Woot! Plus cute main character. Did I seriously just say that...?)
#2. Artemis Fowl Series (Geniuses, love to read 'bout them.)
#3. Coffeehouse Angel (Angels and Coffee? Delicious!)
#4. Tiger's Curse Series (AdventureRomance= Epic)
#5. Maximum Ride Series ( Sci-fi adventure. Need I say more?)
#6. Alex Ride Series (Let's read about teenagers killing adults! Fun! As I've said before...love geniuses, even athletic ones.)
#7. Twilight Series (Not bad. Good ending. I love good endings...)
#8. The Name Of This Book is Secret (No, seriously. It's called that.)
#9. A Dog's Purpose (Doggy biography & tragedies. Sweet but sad)
#10. Emerald Atlas Series (Last but not least- the story about messy magic.)
I may write fan-fics about some of these series, but I've never been one to last long on a single story. So probably mostly writing super long stories or loads of one-shots. =P
I like being creative, but sometimes, my creativity just goes pfffffffffft and dissipates into air. So yeah.
*Recently, I have discovered my love for editing pictures- PM me if you want a cover/profile picture! The pictures will be on my profile!*
Rolling, bouncing, tickling my tongue,
Trickling off in rivulets,
Treats for my mouth,
are what I live on.
are what I die under.
Copy this to your profile if you live could live on words alone, if you understand that words can hurt more than sticks and stones. Add your name to the list if you believe.
Raindrops.Rain, Coffeehouse Angel, De-liver, Orangoe
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
Some Random Hilarious Instructions on Items.
Apparently they're for brain-dead people.
“Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.
"Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills. (What really? I can't eat invisible air pills?"
"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts. (Or if you choose to, you can chuck them at people.)
"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11. (Oh... I thought the sole purpose of muffins were to lick the wrapper!)
"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap. (Nooooooo..., you put it on your food)
"Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner. (What, I can't eat frozen dinners?)
"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits. (Duh. I don't even have a witty remark for this one)
"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual. (Oh really? I thought I could climb out of the roof!)
"Please include the proper portion of your bill." -- On the envelope for an auto insurance bill.
"The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position." -- Instructions for an espresso kettle.
"For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid." -- On a Domino's sandwich box. (Wow! I need to get some of the 'cardboard heat retaining' technology!)
I am joining the review revolution. I swear that every time I read a fanfic I will review. Don't you hate it when you have 1,374 views but only 15 reviews? Well so do I. So copy this onto your profile and join the review revolution.
Unsafe External Link