Author has written 2 stories for Gallagher Girls, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Kane Chronicles.
My stories are currently on hiatus, if you want to continue them, PM me.
Yay, the movie 300 is coming out soon! The trailer is AMAZING!
Loved Hobbit DoS , Divergent and Thor 2 - Legolas, Thranduil, Thorin, Kili (and have to include Fili) were awesome as was Loki. Tris is a BAMF!
Is it just me or did Loki seem much more sanner, funnier, cooler and generally more powerful (ie. he could shapeshift!) in Thor 2 then in the Avengers?
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 5% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 5%
You know you live in 2014 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable.
4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or MySpace.
6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.
If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.
Some awesome books-
Blood coven vampire
The Kane chronicles
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Heroes of Olympus
Alex Van Helsing
Harry Potter (movie ending 4 Deathly Hallows sucked compared to the book ending aka big fight scene, that's my opinion)
Hunger Games (OMG! Literally cried for Rue. Ending was so sad i literally cried at the end of mocking jay for Prim.)
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS IN 39 CLUES
10) Alistah Oh
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Amy and Grace, no but sure if i can find one i'll read it
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um... Natalie (holds a dart gun to my head) sure
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sinead got Isobel pregnant o_0 scary and totally wrong
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yup most about Irina and her son
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Dan and Amy! No they're brother and sister
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
No and No Hamilton and Irina (yeah and i'm ruler of the universe) Hamilton and Alistah Oh (never even wanna think about it
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?
"Ian, i'm telling Amy you're checking on her with Sinead!"
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
what happens when Jonah tells Alistah he hates his Burritos and Alistah tells Jonah he hates his raps? Prepare for the ulimate showdown
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ian and Isobel (shiver at the idea)
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort
(Nellie and Sinead?) Who is he, i'll beat him up!
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/ eight?
no-one i know reads or writes fanfiction but Jonah and Isobel??? anyone see anything weird???
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No-one draws pictures of Grace
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
T (title would probably be: who gets the guy?)
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).
Ian and Nellie in a relationship??? until Irina (probably kidnaps) runs off with Nellie, brokenhearted, has a one night stand with Grace (so may things wrong with the sentence and mental image it's giving me) and a unhappy affair with Amy (doesn't Ian love Amy???) follows wise advice from Hamilton??? and finds true love with Hamilton!!!
What title would you give this fic?
Weird, Scary and messed up family!
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
Run away quick before Isobel shoots you!
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Hamilton cool that'd be awesome
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Why aren't why killing each other and what in the world are Isobel and Grace doing with a duck?
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Dan you better run, Natalie's lending me poison!
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Take a picture and sell it to the highest bidder
24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (12) rummaging through your stuff.
What do you do? Sinead you have five seconds to tell me why you’re going through my stuff or i go ninja on you
25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
What's Natalie done to the daisy?
27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Hay Amy i need the hairbrush!
28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
What is wrong with you people? never mind i'll get my revenge later
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Call you stupid for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
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(Put this on your page if u like music)
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1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
Totally the sword arena me and Clarisse would be kicking each others butts ;D
2. Which PJatO or HoO Character Would You Date?
Maybe a Stoll/Luke/Lee/Will/Michael
3. Which PJatO or HoO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Thalia (PJO), Leo (HoO)
4. Which PJatO or HoO Character Do You Hate?
Annabeth (cough cough i-think i'm smarter than everyone else and everyone else is stupid) (read the books, it proves my point), Octavian - why'd he have to stab Gwen (in a, 'what reason does he have for randomly killing her?' instead of, 'oh no this is so tragic!') be a generally messed up (he cuts up cuddly toys) character.
Nico in HoO really annoying me - I don't care what anyone says about Hazel being a Roman, Nico's Greek, he should have said something or at least hinted. He knew that Percy was there yet he let's Annabeth grieve etc - not cool.
Chiron - He didn't reopen bunker 9 because the situation wasn't bad enough yet. What!?! They're up against Kronos - a TITAN - personally along with other extremely powerful Titans helping him and the Greeks only number in the hundred (s) (the Ares cabin - the probably best fighter weren't even there!) The Aphrodite cabin don't really do combat and half the Olympians have a few to no children so well done Chiron - let's leave 1 Poseidon kid, the Athena, Apollo, Hermes, Demeter and Hephaestus, (Aphrodite and Ares don't really count) cabins and the hunters to fight in a war.
5. Your Favorite PJatO and HoO book?
Last Olympian and House of Hades.
6. Your Favorite PJatO or HoO Character?
Thalia/Percy (if he was 'darker' or even 'smarter') and Reyna/Hylla.
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
God: Apollo/Eros/Thanatos (the way they were portrayed in the books)
Goddess: Artemis (I also like Athena a lot)
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
"Hay Perce, what's up?"
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Thalia and Percy
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Um let me think about it for a minute outside (walk out) make sure Hermes isn't following (run!!!)
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
Percy and Artemis or Percy and Thalia (even if she's a hunter) (My opinion), Silena and 'Charlie' (it was really sad but cute :) )
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?
i'm in trouble. I played a pranked with the Stolls and it got 'a little' out of hand
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Hanging out with everyone at camp or reading a book while listening to music
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul." -The Last Olympian
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
Percy and Hyperion fighting in the Last Olympian
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
When him and Hades come to the rescue in Last Olympian with skelton warriors!
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
When he whacked Medusa on the head with a stick.
20. Favorite Random Moment?
Rachel hitting the lord of time and titans with a blue plastic hair brush (GO RACHEL!!!)
NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
I'm a Percy Jackson obssessed fan so yeah!! :D
I’m a female. Fe = Iron. Male = Man. Therefore, I am Iron man.
Penguins can’t fly, I can’t fly:( Therefore, I am a penguin.
You Know You’re a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (ipad)
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (two hours, give or take.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book
I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.
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