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Joined 09-22-12, id: 4270684, Profile Updated: 02-03-15
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hi my name is John and welcome to my profile. My Pen name here is Turmanarmo which is derived from Quenya(Old Elvish from Tolkien's universe). It does have a meaning, which is fairly irrelevant to my use of it here since I chose it for a video-game character first and just grew to like the sound of it. I greatly enjoy reading fanfictions and have tried my hand at writing a few as well. My favorite fandoms on here are Naruto and Dragon Ball Z though I also enjoy various crossovers.

In the DBZ fandom I really enjoy fluffy stories about Gohan and his dad, I know Goku was a poor father most of the time and was rarely there but for some reason I just can't bring myself to hate him, plus the few father son moments they have in the show are so adorable(I am a guy, I swear :P). I also enjoy Gohan in school stories especially ones where he has a bit of a backbone but is not Vegetaish.

In the Naruto Fandom I really enjoy time travel fics, especially ones where he still remains his rambunctious self despite being mentally scarred by whatever sent him back. I also enjoy Kakashi Naruto fatherly fics, whether Kakashi is adopting Naruto, or watching over him, or even just being a better sensei I enjoy them. I also like it when Naruto and Shikamaru are buddies since Shika is so cool. Oh and I lament the fact that there are not more stories that explore the part about Naruto's friends discovering Kyuubi.

On the topic of pairings in the series, despite the fact that I was totally NaruHina as I started into the series, since then I have switched over to NaruSaku and still believe they belong together despite the cannon ending. This largely came about due to the fact that I felt they had more chemistry in the Manga/Anime (of what little pairing stuff was shown) and due to the NaruSaku fics on this site. I have read quite a few NaruSaku and NaruHina fics and enjoyed both imensely, however, I just feel like the majority of the NaruSaku ones feel less forced/reliant on massive world changes to work and thus I feel they are more natural. Not to say that there aren't some NaruSaku fics that way and some NaruHina fics that do feel natural, they do, it just doesn't seem to happen as much from my experience. I am also very anti NaruSasu, and don't start saying I am a homophobe or something, it is just that being straight I have an easier time identifying with that type of pairing and for some reason I just can't see Naruto as gay. I have read a few stories where some side characters had Yaoi pairings and had no issue with it, but there are just some characters who I can't see swinging that way, ah well.

My favorite author definitely has to be J.R.R. Tolkien and my favorite anime/manga is Naruto though that is not saying much given that my experience in manga is limited to Dragon Ball, Naruto, and Inu Yasha(which I am currently in the process of reading) and in anime it falls to Naruto/Shippuden, Dragon Ball/Z, G Gundam, and Gundam Wing.

I am not much of a movie watcher but from what I have seen I would have to say Shawshank Redemption is my favorite, followed by the Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended of course). I also really enjoy a good superhero movie now and again. In the relm of TV my favorite has to be Doctor Who followed shortly by Stargete:SG1 and Atlantis. I also enjoy a few other scifi shows like Startrek: The Next Generation and Voyager as well as Warehouse 13, Oh and NCIS is awesome as well. Once you add cartoons to the mix my favorites are Avatar:the Last Airbender and Phineas and Ferb though some of the stuff i watched as a kid will always hold nostalgia powers over me.

My favorite Characters from various universes are a bit random, in Lord of the Rings I like Gandalf and Sam; in The Inheritance Cycle I like Saphira; in NCIS it's pretty much all of the main cast; in StarTrek it's Data; in Avatar it's Iroh; In Stargate its Teal'c; In Superheros I like Batman and Captain America and my favorite Villain is Mark Hamill voicing the Joker; In DBZ it's Gohan before the buu saga; and in Naruto it is Naruto when he is not being a complete moron for comic relief, Kakashi especially from Shippuden, Itachi once we learned that he is not evil, Shikamaru, Gaara, Shino, and Tobi(not madara/obito, i'm talking good boy Tobi). Oh and just to make people mad Sai>Sasuke, cause I freaking hate Sasuke's character for some reason, he just irks me and recently Sai has been growing on me, even if Kishi has seemingly abandoned Sai for his beloved Uchiha once again. I mean honestly minus the whole revenge thing I really liked the Teme when we started, but shortly after he got the curse mark it amplified all of his worst traits and now I can't stand him.

Anyways I am going to stop ranting about Sasuke and move on now. I have written one multi-chapter story and two one shots thus far and am currently working on my next multi-chapter fic.


Secret Inside Me
Story about Naruto revealing his Jinchuuriki Status to all of his closest friends. Multi-chapter. Complete.

Forgotten Day
Story about Naruto's 15th Birthday. Oneshot. Complete

Defending Dickless
Story about Sakura rebuffing Sai's nickname for Naruto. Crack/Oneshot. Complete

My Next Project
Another Multi Chapter, just began writing so it will be awhile before I post anything.

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Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be doneā€¦ Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 4,933 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Exchange by FaithfulWhispers reviews
A year has passed after the war and the village has been mostly repaired. Christmas is around the corner and Naruto has been attending his regular hospital appointments. Sakura and him have grown rather close, so perhaps this year will be a special holiday? My first ever NS fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
One Big Uzumaki Family by John Smith reviews
A set of drabbles revolving around Naruto, Sakura, and their children. It turns out that, when the war ends, these two get busy. Real busy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,925 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 5,463 - Follows: 6,875 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Will Not Fight by Gohan's Fury reviews
Plagued with nightmares about his father's death, Gohan gives up the one thing that he thinks will stop the pain: His power. Abandoning everything about his former life, he meets Videl Satan, a nosy girl obsessed with becoming stronger. Will she get him to overcome the guilt and accept the past? Or will he lose even more? [Note: In process of extending ending]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,435 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - [Gohan, Videl]
The Sensei Contract by Rizula reviews
The Council Elders refuse to let Naruto be Hokage unless he takes on a team of Academy fresh Genin. Naruto? A teacher? Take cover! (NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, and other pairings)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Rising from the Ashes by Kari-Kateora reviews
Pein's final jutsu gave life back to those he slayed in Konoha. However, it also brought back someone who never expected to live again. Rising from the ashes, how will Minato Namikaze readapt to life and the war he is flung into?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,642 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Band-Aid by TooWeirdToLive-TooRareToDie reviews
Kakashi watches over Naruto, and decides one day to talk to the young, four year old boy after being mistreated by some of the villagers. What does the little boy do when he sees a cut on Kakashi's hand?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Alone by TooWeirdToLive-TooRareToDie reviews
"The silver haired man was alone. Utterly and completely alone."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Guardian (Director's Cut) by SGTBrowncoat reviews
Itachi Uchiha receives his first mission in ANBU: protecting a certain trouble making Jinchuriki. He bonds quickly with the boy, but dark forces rise to threaten Itachi, Naruto, and those they care for most. Non-Massacre AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - [Itachi U., Hana I.] Naruto U., Shisui U. - Complete
DBZ Survival Skills 217 by Razamataz22 reviews
Heading to an island where the students of OSH are to survive a week without much supervision, what is it that will cause Gohan to do something that nobody thought possible of him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,844 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Gohan, Videl
The Warriors Three by odmonkey reviews
Gandalf had heard Saruman talk of their world once, long ago, before madness had claimed him. Konohagakure and the warriors it bred. Aid what was they needed to defeat Sauron and, in their time of need, Konoha answered. An unorthodox take on ninjas in Middle Earth.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,941 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Aragorn, Naruto U.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,000 - Follows: 4,138 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Hokage's Legend by Egghead reviews
Summary:With a Great Shinobi War just over the horizon and internal forces plotting his downfall, how will the Rokudaime Hokage lead Konoha to a new age of peace and prosperity? Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters though I wish I did
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/26/2010
Survival Camp by Elfprinzess reviews
Gohan and his class go on camp into the wilderness and Gohan has to try and hide his secrets. Most visible: His Tail! AU Story. I now there are a lot of these stories, but i wanted to try one of my own. Reviews, positive or negative, are welcome -COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
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Defending Dickless reviews
There are very good reasons Sakura usually tries to watch what she says, and avoiding situations like this is one of the main ones. OneShot Crackfic some NaruSaku towards the end
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Forgotten Day reviews
"Come on Ero-Sennin, how can you not know what the date is dattebayo? I thought you were supposed to be the responsible one here, though I suppose I should have known better." As an important day approaches, will Jiraiya remember its significance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Secret Inside Me reviews
"Fine, if you insist I will tell them, but when they reject me and I lose my friends you all know whose fault it was." Naruto must divulge his biggest secret, but how will his friends take this knowledge and will things ever be the same.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,454 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Naruto U., Team Eight, Team Ten, Team Gai - Complete
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