Lanx Borealis
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Joined 09-22-12, id: 4270694, Profile Updated: 04-22-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Gravity Falls.

Table Of Contents

I. About Me

II. Things you should know

III. Things in fanfiction I hate

IV. List of Stories

V. Story Ideas

VI. Info About Cover Images

VII. Copy 'n Pastes

IX. Favorite Quotes

Hello! I'm Lanx Borealis! But since that's such a mouthful to say (type?) you can call me LB. Now most people put up things like there age, gender, life plans, ect. on their profile.

I'm not like most people.

Instead, I'm going to give you, a person I most likely have never met in real life, a list of random facts about me.

Thirteen things you didn't know about LB

0. LB loves Italian food

1. LB believes zero is a proper number (After that Cyberchase episode, zero deserves some lovin')

2. LB plays the clarinet

3. LB is currently in high school (unfortunately)

4. LB only drinks juice, water, coffee, tea, and almond milk

5. LB likes both cats and dogs equally

6. LB's eyes turn red in low lighting

7. LB believes in aliens

8. LB lives in America (again...unfortunately)

9. LB is of the female populace

10. LB owns a trench coat

11. LB loves Disney and Pixar movies

12. LB has brown hair

13. LB's favorite number is thirteen

For those of you who are curious, "Lanx Borealis" or β Librae, is the brightest star in the Libra Constellation. It's in Latin and translates roughly into "The Northern Scale of the Balance." Guess where it's located.

Welp! That's about it!

Things you, a reader, should know about my stories

> I will ALWAYS finish my stories

>I will never post a chapter less than 2,500 words UNLESS it's a one-shot or drabble

>I will always note when I'm NOT going to update something for whatever reason

>I love all my readers. Whether you be a reviewer, favoriter, follower, or a lurker. Oh, and anything in-between!

>I write stories about things I currently obsess about

Things other authors do in their stories that I hate

(This isn't meant to offend anyone about anything, just personal things I don't like. I will never write any of these things nor will they ever fall into my favorites)

>When people take an obvious heterosexual character and make them homosexual for no reason (except Billdip...I like Billdip...)


>OC's that are the main character (doesn't always apply...)

>Obvious cliches and plot lines

>Character bashing

>Incest and pediophilia

>Stories that are never completed and take up space (the reason I don't read pokemon fanfiction anymore...)

>Holding chapters for more reviews

>Authors that act like their fans are stupid

>People who post ideas as stories instead of actual stories

>Saying "story is better than summary" in any and all forms

>Putting text speak in your summary or story

>People with the "its just fanfiction, so it doesn't matter" opinion

>The majority of gender benders

>Stories that bash the fandom


Keeping a Promise (HP/FMA) -1/6 COMPLETED-

>Nicholas Flamel, Edward's one and only student is on his deathbed so Edward gives him a single promise; that he will protect Harry Potter. Should be simple. But when writings in blood start appearing with hints of an old evil returning, Edward must stop the repeat of fifty years ago before Harry is accused or worse, another innocent child ends up dead.

>Edward's second year teaching at Hogwarts is anything but peaceful. With a mass murderer on the loose, Edward finds it harder than ever to protect Harry from danger, especially when old secrets come to light. With so many questions being passed around, Edward will need all of his skills to keep his ultimate sin in the shadows...or pay the price of all his souls.

Part 1: Chamber of Secrets- COMPLETED

Part 2: Prisoner of Azkaban- INCOMPLETE Chapter progress: Chapter 8- 2511 words

Part 3: Goblet of Fire- 22% PLANNED

Part 4: Order of the Phoenix- 40% PLANNED

Part 5: Half-blood Prince- 47% PLANNED

Part 6: Deathly Hallows- 38% PLANNED

The After-story: Tales from Germany (FMA) -INCOMPLETE-

>A collection of drabbles and oneshots dealing with the Elric brothers in Germany after the first anime. Updated when I get ideas. Warnings will be placed per chapter, but should usually be rated around the T region to be safe. I do accept requests.

Trust (Gravity Falls) -COMPLETED-

>All it took was four words.

Certainty (Gravity Falls) -COMPLETED-

>Everything would be all right in the end. It had to be. Companion ficlet to 'Trust.'

What We Can't See, What We Can't Hear, What We Can't Say (Gravity Falls) -COMPLETED-

>In they drift

A forest of deception

One for consolation

One for love

One for forgiveness

In they drift

A forest of illusions

Given broken promises

and hurt

that cannot mend

by words alone...

Singularity (Gravity Falls) -INCOMPLETE-

>It was over. Over when blue flames burst out of his skin, over when the first screams ripped out of his throat. All that's left is to pick up the pieces and try and put them back together. If he can, that is.

Story Ideas

Might happen...Might not...It really matters

Don't look at the Shadows Pushed back on the account that currently written chapters have been lost.


Genre- Adventure, Tragedy

>Day twelve, I was able to make this book. I need something to do during the night, something to take my mind off the shadows in the corners and the growing hunger pains. Something to hold me down, keep me sane. Because honestly? I think I'm starting to lose it...

Cover Images

All cover images belong to ME! I personally drew them and as such, belong to me. Don't even try to steal!

I do do requests. If you want a cover for your story, I'll be happy to draw you one. However, there are some rules.

1. I may have drew it for you, but the image still belongs to ME and as such, will be put on my Deviant Art and anywhere else I've decided to post it.

2. I am doing this for free. I don't charge anything and as such, I can refuse an offer.

3. Though I experiment with a lot of different styles and like to play around, and I'm aware I'm not as good as others out there, I'm still growing as an artist and my style is my own. Don't diss it.

4. My cover images won't be super fancy. Cover images are small and I'm more of a minimalist artist anyways.

5. PLEASE TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT!!! This is a biggie. If I don't know what you want, how will I draw it?

Here's a simple template you can fill out if you want me to draw you a cover image.

Name of story:




Length/# of chapters:


Detailed description of what you want your cover to look like:

Why you want me to draw you a cover:

Copy 'N Pastes!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Band kids are the cool kids where I come from XD)


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Hehe, someone once asked me if I rode a horse to school...)

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Eh, I'm not into romance all that much)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (HAHA that's a good one! Really, I met most my friends through band!)

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Things that have actually happened to me:

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (if you don't know how that's possible, shame on you!)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. Cuz the red one's got a knife.

--I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

--People that don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that know me, wish I was.

--I speak Sarcasm as a second language

--Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Every day I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like heck. He hates it.

--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution!

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

--I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

--I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

--I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

--"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."

--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire

Favorite Quotes

(Warning: The following quotes are very much real and may make you cry, laugh uncontrollably, or reach Nirvana. Viewer discretion in not advised)

"The Nazis first came for the Communists. But I wasn't a Communist so I didn't speak up. Next they came for the Jews, but I wasn't a Jew so I didn't speak up...Then they came for the Catholics, but I was a Protestant so I didn't speak up. Then they came for me. By that time, there was no one left to speak up."
-Martin Niemoller

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"

"All rules are subjective as long as you don't get caught."

"Sitting down is just controlled falling."

"Jail is just hardcore grounding."

"When nothing goes right, go left."

"Fish heads, fish heads. Roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!"
-'Fish Heads'

"E Pluribus Unum"
'Out of one, many'

"Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest good your ever gonna get!"
-Freeze's wife

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain

"Hearts are washed in misery,
Drenched in gasoline"
-Green Day, 'Before the Lobotomy'

"Well I'm not stoned, I'm just fucked up
I got so high, I can't stand up
I'm not cursed cause I've been blessed
I'm not in love cause I'm a mess"
- Green Day, 'Before theft Lobotomy'

"What does kill you makes you dead"

"...If you dig into it, it comes back to you. That's the way war is."

"'But I don't want to go among mad people.' Alice remarked.
'Oh you can't help that.' Said the Cheshire Cat. 'We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' Asked Alice.
'You must be.' Said the Cat. 'Or you wouldn't have come here.'"
-Alice in Wonderland

"I just got lost and slept right through the dawn
And the world spins madly on"
-The Weepies

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
-Oscar Wilde

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
-Bernard M. Baruch

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference."
-Elie Wiesel

"Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man?"
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace."
-Chuck Palahniuk

"I feel like a defective model, like I came off the assembly line flat-out fucked and my parents should have taken me back for repairs before the warranty ran out."
-Elizabeth Wurtzel

"Life keeps throwing me curve balls and I don't even own a bat. At least my dodging skills are improving."
-Jayleigh Cape

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
-Margaret Mead

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
- Don Marquis

"If I told you I've worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
-Jarod Kintz

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it for too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose. This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not fate that butchers them or destiny that feeds them to the dogs. It’s us. Only us. Streets stank of fire. The void breathed hard on my heart, turning its illusions to ice, shattering them. Was reborn then, free to scrawl own design on this morally blank world."
-Alan Moore

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
-Albert Einstein

"Why do people just want to be happy in life? Being happy seems so empty. I would rather be exhilarated, ebullient, or even content. None of this 'happy' business."

"I don't make friends, friends make me!"

"I'm the girl who is lost in space, the girl who is disappearing always, forever fading away and receding farther and farther into the background. Just like the Cheshire cat, someday I will suddenly leave, but the artificial warmth of my smile, that phony, clownish curve, the kind you see on miserably sad people and villains in Disney movies, will remain behind as an ironic remnant. I am the girl you see in the photograph from some party someplace or some picnic in the park, the one who is in fact soon to be gone. When you look at the picture again, I want to assure you, I will no longer be there. I will be erased from history, like a traitor in the Soviet Union. Because with every day that goes by, I feel myself becoming more and more invisible..."
-Elizabeth Wurtzel

"Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor."
-Sholom Aleichem

"My future is about as bleak as a chalk board."

"The truth doesn't give a fuck what your opinion is."
-Carlton Sumsion

"If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"
- George Carlin

"Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell."
-Criss Jami

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"The loneliest feeling in the world is seeing a slug bug go by and you have no one to punch."
- Me

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
-The Dark Knight

"Religion...has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. What it means is, 'Here is an idea or a notion that you're not allowed to say anything bad about; you're just not. Why not? - because you're not!' If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like; everybody will have an argument but nobody feels aggrieved by it. If somebody thinks taxes should go up or down you are free to have an argument about it. But on the other hand if somebody says 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday', you say, 'I respect that'.
Why should it be that it's perfectly legitimate to support the Labour party or the Conservative party, Republicans or Democrats, this model of economics versus that,
Macintosh instead of Windows - but to have an opinion about how the Universe began, about who created the Universe ... no, that's holy? ... We are used to not challenging religious ideas but it's very interesting how much of a furore Richard creates when he does it! Everybody gets absolutely frantic about it because you're not allowed to say these things. Yet when you look at it rationally there is no reason why those ideas shouldn't be as open to debate as any other, except that we have agreed somehow between us that they shouldn't be."
-Douglas Adams, 'The God Delusion'

"Nobody likes you, everyone left you. They're all out without you, having fun!"
-Green Day, 'Letterbomb'

"My ability to do anything but absolutely nothing is decreasing at a faster and faster rate as time goes by."

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
-Mitch Hedberg

"I'm not anti-religion; I'm anti-stupidity." --Me

Wow, you've read this far down? I'm impressed. (And all that just skipped and magically got down here-this doesn't concern you. Your scroll bar skills do not impress me) Here's another 13 facts about myself because you so obviously care.

1. LB owns a steampunk cosplay

2. LB loves ramen

3. LB wants to live in Germany

4. LB's dream car is a red hot convertible Camero

5. LB finds strippers funny

6. LB is a Pastafarian

7. LB loves almost all forms of rock minus Nu-metal and super religious weird stuff

8. LB loves video games

9. LB is a Nihilist

10. LB is bisexual

11. LB is a staffer at her high school newspaper

12. LB owns a class ring

13. LB speaks the language of sarcasm fluently

I also got a Deviant Art if anyone's curious-

Hey! I also have an AO3 account if you like that site better. Same fanfictions, different site! You can go to my profile here

Edit: As of 3/31/15 I've changed my username from "ToxicKittySaurus" to "Lanx Borealis" due to the fact that I made the former username when I was 14 and I thought a name change was needed. Badly.

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Cipher Secret by Awakened Niwana reviews
Bill Cipher and Dipper Pines have a deal. In order to protect his family, Dipper agrees to become Bill's apprentice. But what other secrets is Bill hiding behind his past?
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 16h - Published: 3/23 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
Anywhere But Home by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
After the Northwest Ball, Pacifica decides to run away from her toxic family. With nowhere else to go, she finds herself at the Mystery Shack. But there are more than just ghosts in this town. Witches, a psychotic dorito, a mystery writer, and strange creatures that call her name out in the woods. Gravity Falls is weirder than she had thought, and she may not be able to survive it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 20h - Published: 4/5 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
Reverse Falls by Carol Molliniere reviews
Gideon Gleeful and Pacifica Northwest are spending summer with Pacifica's magician uncle Bill Northwest. Of course, it would be a normal summer if they hadn't found a journal describing the crazy mysteries of Gravity Falls, Oregon. My take on the Reverse Pines AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,310 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Gideon, Pacifica N., Bill
The Return to Gravity Falls by EZB reviews
Once, a brother and sister went to a sleepy town in the backwoods of Oregon, and their views of the world were changed forever. Now, three years later, they must return to answer the call of that mysterious town. Old friends, new dangers, and dark mysteries await Dipper and Mabel Pines as they Return to Gravity Falls. Updates every Sunday.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 371,376 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Soos, Wendy
Broken Our Mirrors by IndefiniteHeaven reviews
Dipper thought he heard a distant whispering. Mabel thought she witnessed a shadow out of the corner of her eyes. They had never thought that the Mystery Shack could possibly be haunted by a vanished family member. This discovery may kick-start the most difficult challenge for the twins of the Pines family. The wheel of destiny revolves, revealing secrets... Anxiety!Dipper
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,403 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 1/10 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Stanley P.
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,746 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Always By Your Side by Alisi Thorndyke reviews
A compilation of one-shots surroundings the adventures of Dipper, Mabel, their confidants, and enemies in Gravity Falls, Oregon! Story Forty Six: It was a mistake, she was tricked and for the sake of one book. Now he's been taken from her and the enemy has won. Why did that one journal matter so much? If it didn't, he would still be alive, but most of all, with her. Dipcifica!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 136,613 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, Bill
A Bunch Of Billdip Drabbles by Gravity Flies reviews
Just a bunch of BillDip drabbles I write for fun :3 Have a request? Then request! I'll do anything as long as it's sfw.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 181,524 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
Translate Falls! by Gam919 reviews
So, I decided I would put the transcript of Gravity Falls Episodes through several layers of Google Translate. Well, Now Dipper is also Bear, Scoop, Sink, and Bailer, so you can see how that worked out (hilarious) I don't own Gravity Falls
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/27 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
De-Aged by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor and Jack have fallen into trouble and now they're children! Does the secret to regaining their age lie within the walls of Hogwarts?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,276 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
A Monster Can Be Redeemed by Aqua Girl 007 reviews
When a revenge-seeking ghost is turning everyone inside the mansion into wood, Pacifica finds Dipper alone in another room. They figure out there is more to each other then meets the eye. (Reverse Falls AU oneshot)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29 - [Pacifica N., Dipper P.] - Complete
Let Me Clarify by carpenoctem22 reviews
It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
The Weapon by Sokkasm reviews
Edward has made a terrible miscalculation. Drachma appears to be a place packed with flame alchemists, who decided to kidnap him for no apparent reason. What could possibly get worse? T for language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,102 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/13/2013
Veränderung by storiewriter reviews
AU. When Rin was six years old, he got into trouble at school. Fearing the disappointment of his father, he did not walk home with Yukio; instead, he took a left turn-and future events started to shift. Rated T for safety.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 195,247 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiro F.
Dust and Ashes by Rand0mSmil3z reviews
Mephisto finalized his plan of sixteen years by trading Rin to Satan for his freedom, but things quickly fell apart. Now Yukio must find a way to rescue Rin from Gehenna, and Rin has to stay alive as he's trained to be the Prince of Hell - but what if he forms an alliance and decides to overthrow Satan's rule instead? -some chapters are rated M b/c of war scenes (it ain't pretty!)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 100,550 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Rin O., Yukio O., Mephisto P., Satan
Intertwined by Atilla.The.Fun reviews
"Dipper, we need to stop." She tried her best to sound stern, but the way his lips trailed tenderly against her neck made it sound feeble. "Then stop me." He continued to kiss her, but ravish was a better word. How did they get here? Fate? Desire? It seems Dipper Pines and Pacifica Northwest had become intertwined these past few years.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/9 - Dipper P., Pacifica N.
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 186,848 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Had a Deal by freakyanimegal reviews
(pic by Ohthree, link in AN) One little puppet is a small price to pay to learn all the secrets of the universe. Oh but I didn't hold up my end of the bargain, did I, Kid? Didn't you ever hear 'be careful what you wish for', Pine Tree? Then again you didn't pay much mind to the 'don't make a deal with the devil' thing either, did ya? Hah!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,542 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Dipper P., Bill
All His Own by Petchricor reviews
Stanley is less than pleased that Dipper wrote in his journal, and he's not at all quiet about his distaste
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13 - Dipper P. - Complete
A Deal's a Deal by DiamondHeart31 reviews
An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,113 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill
The Angel's War by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Seriously, Best Night Ever by Atilla.The.Fun reviews
When Dipper overhears Pacifica's date being disrespectful he can't help but jump in and save the day. Of course Pacifica can't help but wonder, could Dipper be her knight in shinning armor? Takes place during the teenage years.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/23 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Romance of the Four Nations, Book 1 by kangaroo2010 reviews
A banished prince, a chief's daughter, a teenaged Avatar, an heir desperate to regain favor, and more, from soldiers to lords and everyone in between, converge on the city of Gaoling, where none know that the wheels of fate are about to set in motion, with no hint as to where they shall lead. Smoking, drinking, and adult language abound. Let's roll!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 111 - Words: 202,422 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Toph - Complete
Shadows' Shadows by Ambiguity in D Major reviews
It was foolproof. He'd trade his arm and Gate for Alphonse and go home. Simple, right? Unfortunately, nothing is ever that easy for Edward Elric. Rated T for language. Thanks for beta-ing to Lhurgoyf
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Edward E., Pride
Reluctant Hero by P.A.W.07 reviews
"It was an accident." That was what Zuko had said to his crew when he used an element he hadn't been meant to. He wasn't the Avatar. The Avatar was supposed to be in the Earth Kingdom, hidden by its walls. Unless the old Avatar had died long ago ... and had already been replaced sixteen years ago. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 153,976 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Aang, Zuko, Iroh
Building Trust by mystery writer5775 reviews
Edward has just lost his brother and the only one he trusts. Now placed on probabtion with Roy they are sent to a private school to teach posing as father and son. But when trouble builds will Ed be up to it? Takes place during book 4. Roy/Ed parental fic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 98,589 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward E.
A Sorcerer's Skill by Literature work reviews
Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 260,650 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arthur W., Rita S., Edward E., Jean H.
Slytherin's Heir by Sokkasm reviews
Ed only wants to return home to see his brother again. Of course, this will be a challenge when the other students think he's the next Dark Lord. Takes place in book two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/27/2014
Alcor's Waltz by Krazyfanfiction1 reviews
Well... Alcor (otherwise known as Dipper Pines) was bored... Mabel was taking a break between reincarnations and the Nibblets were...the Nibblets... with time to spare, he thinks its about time for a road trip... Transcendence AU fic..the first of many.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6
about your funeral by Doodleniks reviews
Greg and Wirt come back from the Unknown, even though one of them shouldn't have.
Over the Garden Wall - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Wirt, Gregory, Jason F./Frog, Sara - Complete
Fun in Vegas by SpyroForLife reviews
Dipper and Mabel Pines have finally turned eighteen and their parents have taken them all the way to fabulous Las Vegas for a weekend of fun as their big gift to them. Mabel is right at home in the flashy city, but Dipper finds it to be a bit of a headache, and searches for some quiet. Instead, he finds the most exciting 'person' he has ever met. This is a Dipper/Bill Cipher fic.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Shadow of Israphel: Separated by Dragon-Rider12 reviews
An alternate telling of SoI. Xephos and Honeydew get separated after the crash of the Celaeno. With the two apart from each other and Israphel's corrupting influence on Xephos' sanity, will the two ever complete the task of destroying the Dark Lord? Rated T for language, violence, blood, alcohol, and all that good stuff.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 200,033 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Specimen 972498 by Free Dan Phantom reviews
I watch my new captors through six-inches of ghost-proof glass, chained and prodded as they see fit. A ghost of my power caged like an animal for the sake of Science. Someday their technology will fail, I will be free again, and then this realm will BURN!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,524 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Dan Phantom
Imaginary Friend by Inumaru12 reviews
At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Bill - Complete
Prince of Demonbeasts by Cosmicgiraffe reviews
"Why did he look upon the GSA so highly? Did he really believe they were fighting for justice? While they saved the lives of all other races, they murdered his kind upon sight... and it was the pain and suffering of demonbeasts that bled upon battlefields..." Meta Knight's personal fight for glory and honor... all the while, struggling to hang on to his past...
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,232 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Meta-Knight
Behind The Mask by Alisi Thorndyke reviews
Pacifica's seemingly perfect life is full of demons no one knows about and there is only one boy who can help her face them and escape her personal hell if only she just opens up to him. Dipper/Pacifica pairing. Rated T for cutting, blood, and abuse. (Cover photo by Cheerlei on DA)
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,027 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
The Muses by Pokeluv101 reviews
To find a way to keep their brother from debtor prison, the Berlitz sisters each have to find a way to raise money. Crystal was reluctant to help the Lost Lord, Gold, but when a mystery unfolds around them they must work together to solve it {Mangaquestshipping, Soulsilvershipping, Oldrivalshipping, Specialshipping, Franticshipping, and Commonershipping/AU set in the 1800s}
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,852 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki] [Red, Yellow] - Complete
A Sorcerer's Science by Literature work reviews
Hogwarts needs a new class in their curriculum, and Dumbledore chooses nothing other than Alchemy. But After getting Edward Elric as a teacher, the school is in for a couple of surprises. Can Edward handle his students and another killer on the loose? Multiple years. please review (sequel is released!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,802 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., George W., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Last Fire Lord by Urizen reviews
Set after the chapters The Boiling Rock parts 1 & 2. Zuko notices something in the group and realizes his destiny lies elsewhere. Will he have the chance to correct all his past mistakes?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,139 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Little One by Girlbender875 reviews
The Executor is picking up new recruits. Old recruits are nervous to be on the bridge. Darth Vader is brooding. The day seems to be a regular one in Death Squadron... until Vader gets himself into more trouble than his Imperials can handle. R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,347 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Rue by Maya Sushi reviews
His whole body hurt. He needed to start thinking, really thinking things through. The Truth must have had a reason for putting him here, and if they wanted to play this god damn game he would play it. For Alphonse. No matter how long it took.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,789 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Ron W., Edward E.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7976 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Killing with Words by Icefire1224 reviews
Edward knew everyone was wrong when they said, ' Words can't hurt you.' So very very wrong...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Edward E., Jean H., Heymans B. - Complete
Relativity by Linnya reviews
Many things had happened during the Doctor's time in Wizarding Britain, but not the way he remembered them, and not the way they were supposed to be. Time lines have been changed, and finding out the truth becomes so much more troublesome if your own mind is playing tricks on you. A different take on the Doctor's teaching time at Hogwarts in the universe of Gödel's Incompleteness.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Barty C. Jr.
Amaranthine by Gift of the Dragons reviews
Amaranthine – adjective; everlasting, unending. Alchemy has gone forgotten with magic on the rise, but when one certain blond is accidentally kidnapped, old secrets come to light. Warnings inside, spoilers abound. Rated for later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,530 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Edward E.
Floating Islands by anontheconquerer reviews
Yogscast Fanfiction/AU. Zoey becomes apprentice to one of the masters of her realm, what will happen? Read to find out. Rated T for kissing, violence and language. Mostly Zoethian. Will contain Sjips, Xephmadia, Tobyn and Minteep.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,318 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
The Fifth Column by chromeknickers reviews
Katara watched the masked figure silently twirl the blade in his hand. The Fifth Column's greatest assassin had been sent there to kill her or break her, or maybe it was both. Either way, they wanted their answers. It was the reason she had been kidnapped in the first place... Or so she thought.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,563 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Intersecting Points by Seefs reviews
When Mustang drags Ed into a mission that ultimately lands them in a world consumed by war and people who can bend the elements to their will, they're desperate to leave - but is it possible to do without interfering with a battle of destiny and fate?
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,709 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Edward E., Aang
The War of the Wizards by Tutankhamunfreak reviews
Darren goes to Hogwarts to form an alliance with the wizards. Steve has joined Voldemort but things are never as they seem. Will Darren ever be able to come to term with being the Lord of the Shadows? Please R&R! Now rated T cos of gore... FIRST STORY GUYS. GO EASY ON IT.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,406 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Darren Shan - Complete
Hann-R by cosartmic reviews
Something inside Lalna... snaps. Yogscast Insane!Lalna fic. Rated T for slight gore and... yeah.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013
Demon Mates by The Punch Lord reviews
If fate wills it, destinies will always be tied, no matter the the time or place, there will always be connections to tie the fated together.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - [Rin O., Shiemi M.] - Complete
Hide and Seek by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Set after episode 3:12, "The Western Air Temple." The gaang hones their skills playing a game of Hide and Seek, during which Zuko finds that he and Sokka make a surprising effective team.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, Gaang - Complete
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Mission Hogwarts by Rebarbative reviews
When Voldemort's actions threaten the vampire clan, they send their young prince to join his enemy's forces. Can Darren eradicate the threat, before it's too late?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,595 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Pacifica's Revenge by mon-ra reviews
After being humiliated in Irrational Treasure. Pacifica plots to destroy Dipper by stealing his heart and grinding it to dust! Winner of GrapplingHook's Faller for 2012 Best Gravity Falls Fan Fiction!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,619 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,307 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Immiscibility by N. Silvutra Mayhem reviews
Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,329 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 10/22/2010
Chain story disease by Karenin-Akbash-07 reviews
The story spreads itself like a virus, contamining the mobs on its way. It goes on and on, leaving a bloody trail behind...both real and imaginary. This is just one more infected on the verge of death... (One-shot)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Complete
Mysterious Visitors by Rashelle reviews
When a couple of FMA characters land in Camp Half-Blood, no one knows who they are or where they come from. They work on finding a way home, but a camp full of teenagers is more than a little counter-productive. Meanwhile, certain people plan to use these six powerful dimension travelers for their own schemes. - Post Manga/BH, Post TLO. -
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,442 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011
Gödel's Incompleteness by Linnya reviews
He had been alive for 934 years, he looked like a child, and he was scanning the corridors of Hogwarts with a sonic screwdriver. His chosen name was the Doctor, but as he was forced to walk the slow path amongst them, people had started calling him Barty Crouch Junior.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 40,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Disgusting by Karenin-Akbash-07 reviews
The world of minecraft is not beautiful...In fact it is almost...sickening (One shot)
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Complete
I, the Creeper by Of The Falls reviews
This short, one-page story is a brief and general account from the Creeper's perspective. "...We do not eat or sleep, nor do we feel pain when the sword is driven through our bodies for the billionth time. This lack of pain makes us persistent; very persistent..."
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
A Second Chance by ForeverAlways1114 reviews
Matt has everything he could ever wish for. The grades, the girl, and is the sports MVP. Then Matt starts having dreams of a half-vampire prince, but what does it mean. Destiny is calling Matt, be ready when it comes.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,466 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Darren Shan
Warrior of the Stars by Xtreme Nightmare reviews
AU. He wasn't their legendary hero, or any hero for that matter. And even if most people refused to believe it; sooner or later the harsh truth had to be revealed.
Kirby - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,301 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Meta-Knight, Nightmare - Complete
Another Run of Events by 0-mirage-0 reviews
An undercover mission has Roy's team playing house. With Ed in school and Roy acting father, as things become tricky, Ed struggles under pressure and bullying, while Roy comes to realize and embrace that his parental role might be real. -ParentalRoyEd- Completed Story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 135,881 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Blizzard by Crowlows19 reviews
Despite popular belief, Darren's first meeting with Prince Mika Ver Leth wasn't in the Hall of Princes. It was in a small motel in Michigan during a storm so powerful humanity itself was called into question. One-Shot.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Darren Shan, Mika Ver Leth - Complete
Five by YinYangSisters reviews
Everyone thought that the prospect of them was a joke; destined only to be told in comedic plays and such. But it was real; what they had was real, and what they felt for each other was real. It's just that the world didn't know about it; they still wonder, even to this day, if it is better that way. ZUTARA ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Blessed Defiance by Rocketlord6485 reviews
In this second entry in the Giovanni Chronicles Saga, Giovanni focuses on making a deeper commitment to Delia, whom joins him on a perilous quest to conquer the Johto League and uncover the true motives behind the Torino conspiracy. Meanwhile, as political tensions within the Pokemon League reach their peak, Metsuma Rocket brings the full force of his conspiracy to bear.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 662,525 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Delia K./Hanako, Giovanni/Sakaki] Meowth/Nyarth, Spencer H./Sully S. - Complete
The House That Fear Built by sarsaparillia reviews
In a world where someone else found the twins that snowy night, Rin leads a demon army. — Rin/Shiemi.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,970 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Rin O., Shiemi M. - Complete
Don't Give Me Diamonds by MikariStar reviews
The story of a romance between a good girl with a strong sense of justice and a gang leader aspiring to be a mafia lord. Will such a past ever be revealed to the one who came as a result? GiovannixDelia, AshxMisty, JamesxJessie
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 112 - Words: 440,060 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Delia K./Hanako, Giovanni/Sakaki, Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Volume 4: Beginnings by Ankhesenamen reviews
Everything changes for young Delia when the new head of Team Rocket calls in her aging father's outstanding debts. In exchange for her father's freedom, she takes his place. Mafia style. Giovanni X Delia. THIS STORY CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,571 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Delia K./Hanako, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Walk Three Worlds by 00AwkwardPenguin00 reviews
AU after The Ultimate Enemy, spoilers for Deathly Hallows. Danny is forced to move in with Vlad after the Nasty Burger explosion, and refuses to make the same mistakes twice.DFxOC, complete and revamped! CaelumFelis is now 00AwkwardPenguin00!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,580 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Danny F. - Complete
poison by faces sunward reviews
team rocket is human nature. — red, giovanni
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Red, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Darren Takes Hogwarts by Crowlows19 reviews
Captured by Wizard and not entirely sure if he's still sane, Darren pieces together the mystery of the Vampaneze Lord. Crossover. One Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Darren Shan - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
The Lost Chronicles of Giovanni by Rocketlord6485 reviews
When an ambitious young trainer takes his first step into a world of wonder and mystery, he quickly realizes there is no turning back upon crossing the villainous likes of a terrorist organization bent on overthrowing the Pokemon League and controlling the world. NOTE: Please disregard any grammar/spelling errors, as I have yet to revise this entry in the series.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 169,839 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Delia K./Hanako, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Giovanni/Sakaki, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8002 - Favs: 14,769 - Follows: 6,364 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reversed by TintedElements reviews
At the end of the first anime, Ed is sent back to London. But he's a kid again and through a twist of fate gets involved with the wizarding world. Will the alchemist help save wizarding Britain? Will he find a way to return to his home and true family? Written by Autzulfrost.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,206 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Not You by Ultra-Geek reviews
A battle with Azula goes terribly wrong, and now Sokka will never be able to talk again. Not to mention that it’s all Zuko’s fault. No slash, just Sokka Zuko brotherly type bonding.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Indemnification by Firefury Amahira reviews
The ultimate enemy returns to his future, now cured of his madness. However, between a vengeful Valerie and a true ultimate evil threatening both Earth and the Ghost Zone, does he have any hope of redemption for the past?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 120,724 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Dan Phantom, Valerie G. - Complete
Number Twenty Eight by Sevlow reviews
As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,347 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Since You Asked by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Since the dawn of time, there have been three things deemed as essential conversation material for male bonding: Food, women, and pointy objects. A Zuko and Sokka friendship story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Cooking by Fandomme reviews
Part Two of the Three Chores series: He slices. He dices. He's the one appliance your kitchen can't do without. Zuko, Katara, and a cooking battle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Unpeeled Fruit by hello camel reviews
Zuko, Sokka, gen; - "You're peeling that orange all wrong."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,478 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Mending by Fandomme reviews
Zuko tries to stitch things up. Literally. Part One of the Three Chores series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Jeremiad by Firefury Amahira reviews
n. A literary work or speech expressing a bitter lament or a righteous prophecy of doom. You make choices you regret for the rest of your life. For Valerie, that choice was her inability to accept that Danny Fenton and the ghostboy were one in the same.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,707 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Danny F., Valerie G. - Complete
Benediction by Firefury Amahira reviews
When the ultimate enemy returns to plague Amity Park, it's up to Sam, Tucker, Jazz, and a fluke of luck to fix what went wrong. Can they do it, or will the tragedy repeat itself?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,262 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Dan Phantom - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Rhythm of the Rain by DamageCtrl reviews
Rebuilding a nation requires sacrifices. Knowing that the Fire Nation would never accept a Waterbender as it's Lord's wife, Katara removes herself from her fledgling romance with Zuko and encourages him to find greatness with Fire Nation noble Mai. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 251,513 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Anathema by Firefury Amahira reviews
Danny Fenton lost everyone that mattered to him in a single tragic explosion. Gather 'round, and hear the tale of the Ultimate Enemy, from the mouth of the monster himself.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,952 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Dan Phantom, Valerie G. - Complete
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
48th by Otabe Yatsuhashi reviews
It had been Katara’s 48th capture by Zuko. She wonders when Aang and Sokka will finally get the picture. [ZukoxKatara] very slight onesided [AangxKatara]. First Avatar fic. Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,250 - Follows: 396 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Collection of Reverse Dipifica oneshots and drabbles reviews
Just a oneshot and drabble collection of Reverse!Dipifica because there isn't enough. Oneshots and drabbles not connected in any way. Feel free to leave prompt ideas or suggestions
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 15h - Published: 4/22 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] Mabel P., Lil Gideon
Keeping A Promise reviews
Nicholas Flamel, Edward's one and only student is on his deathbed so Edward gives him a single promise; that he will protect Harry Potter. Should be simple. But when writings in blood start appearing with hints of an old evil returning, Edward must stop the repeat of fifty years ago before Harry is accused or worse, another innocent child ends up dead. Part one now completed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,932 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Edward E.
What We Can't See, What We Can't Hear, What We Can't Say
In they drift / A forest of deception / One for consolation / One for love / One for forgiveness / In they drift / A forest of illusions / Given broken promises /and hurt /that cannot mend / by words alone...
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,433 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/12 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Bill - Complete
Singularity reviews
It was over. Over when blue flames burst out of his skin, over when the first screams ripped out of his throat. All that's left is to pick up the pieces and try and put them back together. If he can, that is.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
Burning reviews
He was on fire, burning from the inside-out. Transcendence AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
Certainty reviews
Everything would be all right in the end. It had to be. Companion ficlet to 'Trust.'
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Trust reviews
All it took was four words. "You can trust me..."
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25 - Dipper P., Bill - Complete
The After-story: Tales from Germany
A collection of drabbles and oneshots dealing with the Elric brothers in Germany after the first anime. Updated when I get ideas. Warnings will be placed per chapter, but should usually be rated around the T region to be safe. I do accept requests.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,465 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E.