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Hello! I am new to the site and am excited to start writing for real! I'm a literary arts major at a school for creative and performing arts (not a college)! Yay! I have an amazing passion for writing! I encourage you to review! I love seeing reviews, they make me smile (and sometimes frown) but mostly smile! So, go on and do that people! Thank you! :)
This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." (this one is so freaking true)
My mother taught me about the PAST "If I talked that way to my mother she would have whooped my butt!"
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves andis obsessed with(insert series/character here), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, etsunara, yapook2,t.tpie, xLastOneStandingx, Duchessjohanna
That awkward moment when you realize your name means cupcake in Spanish...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the recorded phone messages from principals, senatorial candidates, presidential campaigns, etc., copy and paste this into
If you know you cannot be a beta because when you read you're not looking for mistakes, paste this onto your profile
If you ever woke up, looked in the mirror and said, "screw it," post this on your profile
If you ever looked at a bird and called it sexy, post this on your profile
If you ever wrote a love fanfiction with you and your crush/hot character of something, post this on your profile
If you or your best friend is the spitting image of a shakespearean character, post this on your profile.
If you are for the rights of all strawberries, post this on your profile