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Joined 09-22-12, id: 4270726, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Misc. Books, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hello! I am new to the site and am excited to start writing for real! I'm a literary arts major at a school for creative and performing arts (not a college)! Yay! I have an amazing passion for writing! I encourage you to review! I love seeing reviews, they make me smile (and sometimes frown) but mostly smile! So, go on and do that people! Thank you! :)

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded.Lucillia.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." (this one is so freaking true)

My mother taught me about the PAST "If I talked that way to my mother she would have whooped my butt!"

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner andread a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird anda freak either behindmy back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves andis obsessed with(insert series/character here), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, XxSwEeTcHiCkAxX, etsunara, yapook2,t.tpie, xLastOneStandingx, Duchessjohanna

That awkward moment when you realize your name means cupcake in Spanish...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny to your profile, so he can gain world domination!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the recorded phone messages from principals, senatorial candidates, presidential campaigns, etc., copy and paste this into

your profile!

If you know you cannot be a beta because when you read you're not looking for mistakes, paste this onto your profile

If you ever woke up, looked in the mirror and said, "screw it," post this on your profile

If you ever looked at a bird and called it sexy, post this on your profile

If you ever wrote a love fanfiction with you and your crush/hot character of something, post this on your profile

If you or your best friend is the spitting image of a shakespearean character, post this on your profile.

If you are for the rights of all strawberries, post this on your profile

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Saved by emilythefangirl reviews
Peter Parker accidentally bumps into awkward nerdy girl, Laney, in the hallway. Read and watch as the go from awkward friends into the super couple, Spider-Man and Moonshine. Rating will probably change into M later on. Please R&R :) Peter Parker/OC
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, OC
Highschool of Aaa and Ooo by FightTheNight reviews
This is my first fanfic. Fionna is still an adventuress but she is now entering a new boarding school open to both Aaa and Ooo. Here she meets characters from both dimensions and befriends a lot of them. Soon she catches the attention of a few boys at school. This changes everything. Rated T because I'm paranoid and not sure what's ok.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Fionna
No Promises by filimeala reviews
"Don't get any ideas though," I warned. He smiled at me. A true smile, not the fake one that he used on other people. "I'm making no promises," he said. Something unexpected, something unplanned, it's how we became friends. I wasn't sure when, or how it even happened, but he wormed his way into my life.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 62,327 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Tahno - Complete
Against All Odds by leoluvr6628 reviews
A new camper stumbles into Camp Halfblood just when they need her the least. But while everyone else is pushing Emma away, will one person bring her closer? Leo/OC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,825 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Leo V.
Who says we're too young to love? by Princess Panchii reviews
A high school romance fic focusing on the rocky relationship of Bulma and Vegeta. A tale of love, pain, danger, and excitement. Also, featuring Goku/Chichi, 18/Krillen pairings. Enjoy! ; -Completed- This story will have no sequel! Thanks for reading!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 181,684 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 3/3/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
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My Heart Isn't Made of Candy reviews
There once was a girl who was in love. He didn't love her back. Another boy watched from a far. He loved the girl, but she was too blinded to notice. They say love can blind you. Just ask Fionna, she knows all about it.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
Rebel reviews
She's from the Firenation during the war. Her father is highly ranked in the military and favors the war whole-heartedly. She, on the other hand, does not. When word spreads of the avatar returning, what will happen?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013
Unexpected reviews
Fionna and Cake are invited to another one of Gumball's stupid balls. Fionna hears he will have a date. In an attempt to make Gumball jealous, she brings her own. How will this turn out? Read to find out! One Shot!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
My so called, normal, life reviews
She's a witch in her 7th year. She arrived at hogwarts in her 3rd year, so she feels a little left out from everybody else. Her friends insist on making her feel the same, but no one can change how she views herself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - George W.
Memories reviews
Sam remembers. She does. It is imprinted in her mind. A perks of being a wallflower poem. Enjoy!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012
Smitten reviews
The girl in the shadows, whose life has been destroyed by the hunger games. The timid boy everyone loves. Love seems likely, but there's only one problem. And that problem is going to determine their life or their death. Read and review please. Sorry about the lack of paragraphs...it's my first story so cut me some slack. thanks! :)
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012
Beautiful horror reviews
Another poem i decided to post. I wrote this over summer while i was a little upset for some reason. But, anyways, enjoy! Oh, and review!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete