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Joined 02-13-01, id: 42722, Profile Updated: 08-06-08
Author has written 56 stories for Dark Angel, Law and Order: CI, CSI, Tru Calling, Law and Order, and Doctor Who.

as Martin Mull says ... I was born, I'm alive and I'll die. But not quite yet.

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Things they don't teach you in Time Lord School
I'm daf. I write cheesy limericks. You have been warned!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Midlife crisis reviews
Bobby buys a Porsche.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Found on the ladies' room wall at One Police Plaza reviews
Chapter 38. The poets have returned to 1PP.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 11/20/2002
Bobby emails his mother reviews
*Chapter 5* Old habits die hard.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 5/2/2003
Transcript
... of an interview between Detective Ed Green and suspect Bart Simpson
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Christmas2007 reviews
Bobby sets out on a mission
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Practise makes perfect reviews
Bobby tutors Alex in the finer points of statistics
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
LOCI: the final episode reviews
Inspired by a certain blonde ADA from Law & Order
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Lennie, we hardly knew ye reviews
A tribute to Lennie Briscoe.
Law and Order - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
Jarrison reviews
Tru and Jack. Tru and Harrison. Jack and Harrison were something else.
Tru Calling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Not at all what she expected reviews
Allison Dubois Medium is a psychic who communicates with the dead and often works with the police to help victims of violence bring their killers to justice. Having just shaken hands with Bobby Goren, she is struck with the horrifying realization
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006
daf9's cloning emporium reviews
Holiday Specials on all your favorite L&O, LOCI and SVU characters.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Cultural misunderstanding reviews
Poor Bobby, someone should have warned him.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/8/2005
A valuable life lesson reviews
Bobby learns a lesson about what's really important in life and what's not.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/28/2005
It's embarrassing reviews
Bobby has a bad day
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/28/2005
The intramural NYPD baseball game CI vs SVU reviews
The title pretty much explains the story. Outdated software andor browser prohibits me from formatting it properly.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/3/2005
LOCI: the soap opera reviews
Deakins delivers some unwelcome news to Goren
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11/3/2004
Bobby emails Nicole Wallace reviews
takes place after Great Barrier
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/30/2004
Everything you need to know about Bobby Goren reviews
if you want to be a successful criminal in NYC
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004
A cautionary tale reviews
Featuring Carver, Eames and Goren and told from a perp's perspective.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2004
Bare facts reviews
written for the Indecent Exposure challenge at thursday100plus
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/8/2004
To Apocrypha reviews
Bobby Goren is defeated by a challenge issued by Apocrypha, the law &order 'zine
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/31/2004
True confessions reviews
Bobby reveals the REAL reason he gave up basketball
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/14/2004
It's easy if you're pedantic reviews
ripped from a thursday100 challenge - Hat as a verb? It's really quite mundane.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2004
In fermento veritas 2 reviews
Celebrating 6 weeks of partnership
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2004
Relative speed 20 reviews
Bishop dies and Bobby gets all angsty. Chapter 2
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003
If wishes were horses reviews
Spoilers for F.P.S.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2004
In fermento veritas reviews
based on another thursday100 challenge. takes place post F.P.S.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/5/2004
Whose your favorite cuddle monkey? reviews
Amorous Intent challenge. Eames has to call Goren a cuddle monkey.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2003
Relative Speed reviews
One part debate on one of the many LOCI message boards and one part thursday100plus challenge. Not a limerick.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2003
Missing Eames reviews
Barroom chatter. LOCI X-over
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2003
The Dog Days of Summer reviews
Chapter 5 Final chapter. The mystery of the limericks is solved.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
Alex emails Lewis reviews
Alex explains to Lewis why she's doing what she doing and what she expects from him. Spoiler for Undaunted Mettle.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2003
POV reviews
You're 15 and Bobby is dating your mother. Your brother Sam is 8 and has something to say as well. Chapter 2
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 8/25/2003
My dearest son, reviews
Bobby receives a letter from his mother
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/5/2003
Misperceptions reviews
Alex makes an opportunity to show off her detecting skills
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2003
Bobby bungles Bogart reviews
Bobby and Alex watch an old movie. More prose from daf9
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/25/2003
Alex emails Bobby reviews
Sequel to "Bobby e-mails Alex". Has daf9 really become a shipper? Read and find out.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/4/2003
Give the perp a scone Revised reviews
Spoilers for "A Person of Interest". Subtitled "Ode to Baked Goods"
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/4/2003
O Baby! reviews
*Chapter 2* Eames has a baby and Bobby...well you'll just have to read it if you're curious.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Pardonez moi It's a menage a trois! reviews
*Chapter 2* It was SUPPOSED to be a 'menage a trois' but somehow the story got away from me.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003
Bobby emails Alex reviews
daf9 becomes a shipper...sort of
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2003
Once a Catholic reviews
daf9 has dropped Bobby into the middle of a soap opera. rated R for language and A for angst. Your comments will determine if I ever post anything like this again.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/29/2003
He's just an overgrown boy scout at heart reviews
G/S. S is for Sara of course. Who is G for?
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2002
It had to happen eventually reviews
WARNING: contains a spoiler for "The Pilgrim"
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 11/18/2002
Sequel to Ode to Gil or Greg or Nick reviews
It's been brought to my attention...
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2002
Ode to Gil or Greg or Nick reviews
First person POV. It could be Sara or Catherine or an OFC. Take your pick.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/19/2002
Alec reflecting on Max and Logan's relationship reviews
title says it all.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/21/2002
Logan's opinion of Alec reviews
it's only 11 words long so if you don't like short pieces skip this one.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2002
What happened after Love in Vein reviews
speaks for itself I think. Clarence Darrow was famous for defending a teacher who taught evolution.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/13/2002
If only Logan were British reviews
Alec's POV after "Borrowed Time"
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2/6/2002
Upon learning the Statue of Liberty had been sold reviews
DAF9 is still posting in rhyme - its another limerick this time
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7/19/2001
The ballad of Zack and Max reviews
well...not so much a ballad as a limerick...or a series of limericks
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2001 - Published: 6/24/2001
A 2nd thug from the 'hood reviews
more Dark Angel limericks
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/30/2001
A thug from the 'hood reviews
Dark Angel limericks
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6/21/2001
Dark Angel X-over/ geometry joke reviews
speaks for itself I think
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/10/2001