Author has written 4 stories for Halloween, Phantom of the Opera, and Lion King.
. I love horror and anything funny. I've been here for a while and I think my writing skills have improved. TAKE THAT MR. CLEAR! (he was my evil 7th grade english teacher, seriously he was evil. Made a girl cry on the first day of school). But enjoy all the crazy crap/stupid crap I offer you people. BUT IF ANYONE SAYS I NEED TO TAKE A WRITING CLASS I WILL FINDYOU!!!! Note: I am considered Mentaly Insane(Okay, by my family, but my mom is still considering on taking me to a psychologist for the finally word), so watch out-that means you "Hello"! *Eyes starts to twitch and grabs a metal baseball bat*
Nick*My twin brother: You seriously have anger problems, you know that?
Me: Go to hell Honnor Boy!... Oh yeah and my Twin brother Nick helps Co write some of my stories.
Nick: Since I'm the only normal one...
Me: More like the only BORING one...*He scowls at me and then we get in a verbal fight, which can not be publish due to the fact of extreme voliance.*
Godzilla, King Kong, , Sherlock Holmes, Horror Movies, Funny Crap, and Tanks. Oh! And Monkeyjelly- don't ask. MONSTER TRUCKS! Mobsters.
Anything pink and is full of bunch of happy crap, and Tella-tubies. Twighlt too. Anyone that points out flaws and says people a stupid (thats my job!) Mary Sues. And assholes who call other people's stories not as good as others, I mean come on! You have to be a complete and total shallow ass to do somethin like that!
Gender: Non of your bussniess!
Age:Well I ain't 70!
Hobbies: Hunting, drawing, and studding different cutlers mind.Oh, and slaping hobos and screaming:"GET A JOB AND YA WON'T BE HOMELESS!...OR JOIN THE MAFIA!!!"
Dreams: Become a author or psychologist, maybe a history teacher-I need to keep my options open.
Fvorite quotes: "Well, hot damn. No more sitting in the dirt at the drivins.", "I don't make monkies! I just train them!", "They blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! AHHHHH!!!", "Can the Poems, it's ass whooping time.", "Agian, another thing that could have been brought to my attetion YESTERDAY!", "You're gonna get accendently shot.", "Pardon my frech, but your asswholes.", "Back to u...FUCKERS!","AHHH! I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS!'
Added Note: Yeah, I know that most of my stories ain't finished. I promise I'll get around to finishing them up, it depends on how I feel about the story or/and if I have any fresh ideas on how to keep it moving/finishing it up! Just bare with me okay? Thanks.
Nick's Profile Part.
I am sadly the twin brother of this psychopathic authoress, that goes by CrazyPerson2671 or Crazy for short. I help my sister out with some of her stories because I do writing as a bit of a hobby but I'm more into sports. All I have to say to you people is don't piss my siter off, she will probably find you. I am the normal one of us and I personally feel like it'sm a good thing, if we both were nuts I promis you the world would have been destroy by now.
Likes:Football, steelers, and like my sister MONSTER TRUCKS!
Hates: Rabid monkeis, hobo's that try to steal my wallet, Sarah Palien - Sis: Seriouly, who doesn't hate her! Me: Good point.- and "Trolls" if you know what I mean. And when my sister shows her genius. . . There can only be ONE smart twin.
Sis: You still don't know how to use that nook, and you had if for two years now!
Me: Oh, yeah well you didn't learn how to tie your shoes till sixth grade.
Sis: TAKE THAT BACK DUMBASS!
Me: NEVER SHE DEMON! *Then we fight. . .Badly*
Gender: I'm a guy obvouisly.
Age: Same as my sis.
Hobbies: Reading, helping my sis write her stories, playing football with friends and yelling at hobo's: "STAY AWAY FROM MY BACK POCKET AND GET A FREAKIN JOB!" Also I enjoy hunting as long as my sis does not have the gun.
Dreams: Go to college and become a Journalist. (What can I say, writing has grown on me.)
Job: Is keeping my sister from beating our older brother up count?
Favorite Qoutes: "If music be the food of love, then play on!", "Beware of the idaes of march.", "I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement," "I came, I saw, I conquared." "I have the oddest feeling someone is going to kick his ass. . .I'm gonna kick your ass!...That's why."
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. Which percentage are you? 5% or 95%?
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