Kiwi Lovelybones
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Joined 09-24-12, id: 4273036, Profile Updated: 09-01-14
Author has written 7 stories for Bleach.

“…For guys, sex is kinda like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty damn good. …For girls, sex is like air, it's only a big deal when you aren't getting any…”

HOLA!

WELCOME TO THE ICHIGO X RUKIA FANFIC PAGE!

I created this specifically for all Ichiruki fans who crave and have driven passion for fluff and lemons! I’m a known writer and have my own fan fiction page— however, who I really am, will be left a secret.

It’s like this…

…In an era when authors and critics alike continue to take on the responsibility of anime characters and construct brilliant fan fics, one writer was fatigued and boredly took on the identity of a completely customary, smut bystander. Haha…

Just know, someone has a very, very dirty mind and is in need of sharing it with you… and almost nobody knows who it is. Teehee!

P.S: Please, if under 18, I strongly suggest that you refrain yourself. Most of these stories/ fics, have sexual content not suited for kids and young teens. Fics are explicit and graphic. However to the fics that are RATED T are the fluffs, if you are interested, you can read those— Thanksies!

…PS.S: Rest assured, that someone’s goal is to make creative fics for you guys to enjoy and review. While you’re visiting, please— pull up a chair and sip some wine. (if over 21. Lol, we don’t sell to minors! Jk.) and, enjoy your stay at the Smut Inn.

UPDATE PLEASE READ!

Hey all! It's been a very long time. PHEW! I have updated a total for three stories tonight! I’m so freaking TIRED! It’s a little after 1 am here and I’m so going to bed! But before I do, just in case I haven’t told you guys, a lot has been happening. My sister was sick with pancreatitis for two weeks and had a heart attack to follow up after that. She’s only 15 -.- My mother has been out of work for a while because her leg has been too swollen to walk. However they are both better. My sister is fine and she will be having a cat scan of the heart in a few days. I got school too of course and loads of homework… but I will try to update and much as I can!

Tonight as I said, I’ve updated three stories and I’m so tired. I shouldn’t take a year or two to update again hopefully. I will try to put updates on my profile so when I’m gone, you guys won’t lose hope and think I’m not coming back. I won’t stop writing. I promise.

I thank you all for all the support and reviews I got even though I wasn’t updating! I was really amazed at how many people waited! I even got tons of new followers! Also, I not motivated by Reviews anymore. I just found that there wasn’t any point. Especially when I would get disappointed when I didn’t reach the quota I wanted. Then I wanted to quit and that was no fun! I think now I got my spice back and I’m hoping it stays for a long time! Love you all thanks for all the support! You make me blush. 9-2-14

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Bleach Pairing OneOffs by megasean3000 reviews
Same as "Naruto Pairing One-Offs" only this time You guessed it it's Bleach. Many pairings have fun in their own little stories. CAUTION: lemon, pairing madness and much more.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009
The Adventures of Chappy Rukia! by hunterofcomedy reviews
AU - In the darkest of nights, she appears! Clad in a violet bunny girl suit and armed with a pure white sword and magical ice powers, she fights the evil doers of the streets of Karakura Town! She is the one, the only, Chappy Rukia! Join her as she battles her arch-nemesis, Mystic Ichigo! -IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,723 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Rukia K., Ichigo K.]
Drunk Tohru by TrueTohru-Giggles reviews
Tohru's Drunk! What'll she do now?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2005
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Rukia's Kind of Drunk reviews
Rukia tells the story of what really happened last night with her orange haired boss. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Fancy Lovers reviews
Rukia likes being single but for some dumb reason, she's found herself making a deal with the wealthy Ichigo Kurosaki to be his main squeeze. But will she do it for the money or has she found her compatible match?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Just Single reviews
Rukia is an uptight single sexist who is unfortunately... a guy magnet. Ichigo is a carefree single guy with big dreams but his personality reeks of girl repellant. What is to become of this situation? ...Especially when life is throwing more than just lemons? How about a compulsive, persistent older sister will try anything to get these two together... no matter what it takes!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Hisana K.
Secretly Together reviews
Numerous forbidden affairs with Rukia brings Ichigo to ask a weird question, and has Rukia wondering, what the hell? How are they going to pull it off? DRAMA!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,099 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Baby Boulevard reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are blasted with an unexpected pregnancy that leaves the both of them clueless. However, they are forced to adjust to a new but stressfully different journey called parenthood. Ichigo will find out how much more insane Rukia is when pregnant and she will see how much of a pain in the arse Ichigo can be. Hm, wonder what Byakuya would think? —All Fluff—
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Doozy Black Dress reviews
Rukia Kuchiki tries to resist the persuasive charms of her jerk off co-worker, Ichigo Kurosaki. Will her numerous tries work? Lemon at the end. Of course, like always. lol. A long one-shot. Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Pantyraid reviews
Give him a lap dance. But in this strip tease, he's naked too. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete