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Joined 09-24-12, id: 4273097, Profile Updated: 03-02-13
Author has written 17 stories for Sherlock.

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Hello.

I am new to writing and honestly really enjoying finally taking the leap and putting what goes on in my head here hopefully for others to enjoy! I do not know how many projects I will have going at once, but I have a visceral joy currently residing with BBC Sherlock at the moment. I also have other things running around in my scattered, but categorized brain so we will see where it goes...

Thanks so much for stopping by!


10/12

Ok, now that I have settled a bit into my characters lives, allow me to introduce you.

The order of my works at this time chronologically are:

Incendiary Measures

(Lover's Boon will go here)

Thrupennies

Frocks (In this AU some where)


Incendiary is finished, but I reserve the right to edit a tad.

(Not much I promise...I might have to work in dates or small pieces of info, but hopefully not)

The rest are just starting and flying away.

My muse is definitely a wrinkly one. (read kink) I can see her all perfect at on time, but now her beautiful gibson girl is slightly askew with a few tendrils falling, halo bent infinitesimally and off-centered, robes still white but all wrinkled kinda funny her stays sort of loose...and she has a wicked fun smile. If I could draw her I would...

The things she brings me to write...so much fun!

3/2

Wow! What a winter I've weathered.

It's been a tough, but productive one. I thank everyone who has been reading and getting to know my voice, and my take on Sherlock and John.

Over the next several days, many things will be updated and added to my current works posted here. I still have several WiP's, but that is due more to the health concerns I've been having then anything else.

I've also picked up two lovely Beta's, Stephrc79 and Darlingnikkisayshi.

They are wonderful at keeping me on task and not going all Mills & Boon. (unless it's warranted)

New works going to be added:

One offs:

The Gift

Passionate Displays

Beginnings

The Scandalous Affair


New Mini-Fics:

Some of these are WiP's

Redshift. with the accompaniment Horizon (Horizon written by AStudyinFic)

Eulogy

Toy Soldier (WiP)

Tilted Kilt (WiP)

Bitter Redress with the sequel In the Dark (In the Dark is in WiP status)

Then there is my new MASSIVE ARCH:

If Love is a Labor (WiP)

Most of the fics currently up here will be updated as well as I've gone through them with my newly patented Feather duster of Fury to knock the cobwebs out of them.

Love to all Happy reading!

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Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long Time Coming by Atlin Merrick reviews
Get John and Sherlock engaged they said. It'll be fun they said... Yes, well the first 'incident' occurred six days, eleven hours, and forty-two minutes before they got married; the last about twenty seconds before they walked down the aisle. What happened in between even I don't quite believe. I'm Aurora Aurelia Abbington, the skull on the mantle, and I have another story to tell.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,157 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Guardian Angel by Liz Night reviews
Sherlock did die when he jumped off that roof, but he didn't know there was a guardian angel always watching over him. Johnlock. A series of oneshots.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You're Missing by kedgeree reviews
Sherlock always has it all figured out, but his wilful refusal to factor the influence of love into his calculations on a case makes John want to show him what he's missing. But maybe John is missing something, too. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Love, Life and Family by Pantherlily reviews
Sherlock and John are raising two children now and it isn't as easy as they thought it would be. Part six in a Johnlock series. Takes place two and half years after 'Never Surrender' ends. Helpful to read the previous stories but not essential. However, references and back story might not make sense otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,305 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The curious case of John's shaved legs by Drachenfliege reviews
There was something different about John when he left the bathroom. Everything pointed to the fact that he would probably have another of those dull dates tonight, everything apart from his smooth legs... It was then that Sherlock decided, that the matter needed a more hands-on examination.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Judging By the State of His Pants by gwenweybourne reviews
Third-prize-winner in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic Red Pants contest! John insists on doing his own laundry. In private. Sherlock decides to investigate why. Inspired by Reapersun's red pants meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Act as Strangers by TaelynHawker reviews
Hamish J. Baker was born two days ago. His hair is light brown, his eyes dark. He is long and lean and lanky. He does not cry; he is almost entirely silent, pensive, thoughtful. Hamish was born two days ago and now he boards a train to Paris. James Street comes into being, forming a coherent and fully realistic life for himself, in a short amount of time. JOHNLOCK after the Fall
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Surrender by Pantherlily reviews
The honeymoon is over. Sherlock and John head back to London. Only...things don't got as planned...at all... Part five in a Johnlock series. Takes place shortly after 'Alone With You' ends. It would be extremely helpful to read the first four, although some of the previous stories are pretty long.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone With You by Pantherlily reviews
Sherlock & John finally get married, take time to heal, & then go to southern Italy for their honeymoon. Part four in a Johnlock series. Takes place shortly after 'Present Company Missing' ends. It'd be helpful to read the first three stories.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,712 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Linguistic Propensities of Sherlock Holmes by dcfg21 reviews
or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Happy Birthday John by Lydia E. Nheers reviews
It's John's birthday, and Sherlock has no idea what to get him. He finds the answer in John's private journal. Rated M. Not a lot of R rated stuff, if any really... but I'd rather be safe than sorry. Just a warning, this is slash. Don't like, don't read. I hope you enjoy the story, and feedback would be nice.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Present Company Missing by Pantherlily reviews
John is missing in Afghanistan. Amy Sandoval Watson has been born. Sherlock is stuck in London. Part 3 in a Johnlock series. It would be helpful to read the first two stories. This story picks up right where 'Dear John' left off.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,265 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Won't Give Up by Pantherlily reviews
Songfic. Companion to the story 'Dear John.' Summary inside. One shot. Rated 'T' just incase.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Dear John by Pantherlily reviews
How will Sherlock cope while John is away? Johnlock story. Expect drama in later chapters. Sequel to 'In Sickness And Health.' It would be extremely helpful to read it first, although it is a fairly long story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 173,091 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Sickness And Health by Pantherlily reviews
Johnlock is the main focus with a case, although there is some Mystrade. Expect spoilers. AU post Baskerville, basically an alternate to The Reichenbach Fall. Summary inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,388 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Christmas by RemyDico5 reviews
John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,488 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heat Wave by Mirith Griffin reviews
Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Fallen Angel by Spirit the Fire Dragon reviews
Some people say that everything happens for a reason; that people are meant to meet you and leave footprints upon your heart. Sherlock disagrees. But he knows he found his angel for a reason. There is no other explanation. And for once it doesn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4980 - Favs: 11,474 - Follows: 1,303 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reason Interrupted by wintermoonwitch reviews
Nyota Uhura seems strangely in tune to her new Vulcan professor's emotions ? and Spock is pulled to her too. What are a Cadet and lieutenant to do? Takes place at Starfleet Academy in Nyota's senior year
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,755 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
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See You when I Wake reviews
They never could leave him alone. The days surrounding the annual anniversary of Sherlock's fall were full of prank texts and memorialisation. Mind the drop, children. It's a steep one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Days to Dust reviews
John and Sherlock get caught in a massive life changing disaster. I promise that there is a happy-ever-after.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Beekeeper reviews
The Watson's thought they had forever, Sherlock was home finally, everything was right in the world as they fell into new rhythms. Then John's world stopped. You all are simply amazing. Thank you for taking the time to read!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,296 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Incendiary Measures reviews
This is my version of A Study in Pink. AU. Massive re-write to fix and hone the story. I would like to thank my wonderful Beta, Stephrc79. While some of it is the same as my initial story, it is also true that it has changed in dynamics and tone. Really excited to get this back out there. Thank you to all who have been reading along since I began writing last fall.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Tilted Kilt reviews
Sherlock is curious, John is willing. Case ensues during their holiday. Sherlock begins to find out the most wonderful things about not only John, but himself. Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Clothing Kink, First Time, Established Friendship-Turned More, Holiday, Case, WiP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Beginnings reviews
This was written for Sherli-holmes Her prompt: "I am many things, John, but I'm afraid that 'human' is not one of them." I hope you enjoy this. Musical Inspiration: Sigur Rós: Ekki múkk /watch?v INWZy3-Vw80&list PLBFC0DA5A41D25D04 JLC-January Grab-Bag Challenge, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, post TGG, AU, First Kiss
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shantung reviews
Sherlock noticed John, now he is going to do something about it. This is the revised/re-written version. Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Well-dressed, Clubbing, First Time, PwP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Toy Soldier reviews
Do we really want to know what Sherlock does when he disappears from the flat? JLC-Gift Xchange 2012, Cross-dressing, Drag-queens, Clubbing, Stag do's, Pole dancing, Crack (but oh so good), Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Harlotte Claire (OC), Sherlock Holmes, Dimmock, Greg Lestrade, John Watson
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Passionate Displays reviews
Today was Red Thong Monday over at Tumblr to thank a wonderful artist, Reapersun, for all she has given to our little community. Last night I was given two marvelous prompts and had a ball putting this together. Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, First Date, Red thong, Romance, First Kiss, Crack (just a little)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Gift
This little fic was written for Acelocked for Valentine's 2013. She gave me the sentence prompt:"Anyone who is not confused is not fully informed." I really hope you all enjoy what came about! Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, First Kiss, First Love, Explicit Sexual Content
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
REDSHIFT horizon reviews
John gave everything he could think of. Including himself. Major Character Death,Sherlock Holmes/John Watson,Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, References to Suicide, Pre-Slash, Lost Love, Angst
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
REDSHIFT reviews
John gave everything he could think of. Including himself. Major Character Death,Sherlock Holmes/John Watson,Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, References to Suicide, Pre-Slash, Lost Love, Angst
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bitter Redress reviews
John calls Moriarty's bluff leaving Sherlock to pick up the pieces. Implied Character Death,Sherlock Holmes/John Watson,Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson, Fallen Angels, Psychological Torture, Torture, Rape Implied or Off-stage Rape/Non-con
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eulogy reviews
First John buries the one person who could have had his heart. Then he buries his own. John Watson, Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock Holmes,Fake Character Death, Alternate Universe, Guardian Angels, Angst
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Versicolor
This is going to be a place I update every so often. Each chapter will be an emotion Sherlock or John are going through at the moment. Johnlock/slash/angst/fluff/firsttime
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Frocks reviews
When a masque turns into so much more. John's first time in 18th century dress. Pairings so far: John/Sherlock, Mycroft/Lestrade, Irene/John/Sherlock (same chpt also written John/Sherlock as well). Thinking of continuing with the ladies... Masquerade, Established Relationships, Role-play, Kink (slight)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Verity
Sherlock and John. Family/Love This was begging me to be written. Came to me on the outskirts of sleep.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete