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Joined 09-25-12, id: 4275338, Profile Updated: 12-21-13
Author has written 25 stories for H.I.V.E., Hunger Games, Alex Rider, Power of Five series, Artemis Fowl, and Lord of the Rings.

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Another Moment of your Time by Larner reviews
A second collection of Frodo-centric fics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 141,837 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Frodo B.
After the War by CharmedGatekeeper reviews
My first fanfic ever! Based after the war in Oblivion. When the Gatekeepers are now free to have normal teenage lives, how will they react? Will Matt figure out how he feels about Scarlett? Will Scott ever be the Scott Jamie knew? Rated T just in case. Slight changes to Oblivion!
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,033 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Matt F., Jamie T., Scott T., Scarlett A.
Quest for Origin by Savannah Silverstone reviews
A young boy gets washed up on the shore of Camp Half Blood with no memories whatsoever of his life before. How did he end up there? Is it all just a coincidence? Or is it a message from the Gods? What's with his uncanny skill with the bow?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,218 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/23/2013
Paintballing at HIVESeriously? by Chameleons reviews
Inexplicably, the newest addition to H.I.V.E's features is a paintball arena. Obviously the last person you'd expect to get involved would be Raven but...
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Natalya/Raven
Olympus Weekly? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
4th fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. What do you get when you mix 12 all-powerful Olympians with a newspaper read by all of Olympus? If you guessed total chaos, you are correct. Fasten your seatbelts, folks: we're taking freedom of speech to a whole new level.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 49,758 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/14/2013
The Awesome Ones enroll in Goode High School by The Jamerican reviews
After spending their entire lives so far with their fathers, Nico A, Percy and Jason G. are finally going to high school. What will happen when they stumble upon 3 beautiful girls who just happen to be half bloods too? Thalico/Jasper/Percabeth. This story is AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,662 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G.
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,203 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
Effects of a Rider by Brown hair and eyes reviews
Alex affects lots of people, and not always in the most obvious ways. A series of one-shots.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Alex R./Cub
The Random Conversations of Peeta and Haymitch by AnnoyingEachOtherSince2007 reviews
Peeta and Haymitch discuss the important issues like ponies, America's favorite soft drinks, Pixar films, how to solve age old questions and much, much more. With a guest appearance of in every episode each conversation is random, stupid, and funny. This takes place post Mockingjay. Warning: This is NOT serious but pure humor! Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,700 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Peeta M., Haymitch A.
Lord of the Rings Fanfiction Guide by nerdydarkcupcake reviews
Do you want to write a decent Lord of the Rings fanfiction but are sketchy on certain topics? Are you unsure of how to not create the all-too-common Mary-Sue in this fandom or make the canons in-character? Well, this guide will help you overcome these troublesome problems. With the wisdom of experiance on my side, I will try my best to help you.. Okay, ignore the wisdom part XD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
The House Of Hades by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The House of Hades Holds the Key; To Destroying the World and Restoring Peace. Percy and Annabeth have been casted into the darkest parts of the Underworld to do the unimaginable. Meanwhile, their friends have to sail to Greece to close the mortal side of The Doors of Death. But the real leader of this quest isn't even part of the Prophecy of Seven... It's Nico di Angelo. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 130,440 - Reviews: 4136 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Home is Where the Five Are by Kaylentine reviews
Post-Oblivion AU. In which the Five share a house in London, and begin the normal life they never had.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Jamie T.
Fellowship Ficlets by Nirette reviews
Just some LOTR short stories that I come up with randomly. There's no real schedule for updates. Perhaps not the best for die hard fans... (New ficlet posted: The Story Behind why Boromir Hates the Word "So")
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,722 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
To the writers of fan-fiction - OFFICIAL LETTERS by LARRISSA-HAYLIE IS MI reviews
what would happen if the characters from lotr found out about fan fiction? what would there responses be? what would they complain about? find out here in there letters ! updated daily?two daily . rated k plus just in case. IF YOUR AQUA, LOLLY, ROSE ,CONOR ,DAN ,JAMIE OR FLO GO AWAY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Legolas
Broken Hearts by CharmedGatekeeper reviews
One-shot, pretty short. When Harry wakes up, he never thought he'd wake to see Ginny like this... Comfort moment between Harry and Ginny. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Letter is Mightier than the Atomic Bomb by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
The pen is mightier than the sword, but no one knew that the letter was mightier than the atomic bomb until the the HIVE streams put their Alpha-resentment into words. The Alphas replied...& WW3 ensued. With videos of a naked Wing doing rounds, Shelby going on a killing spree and Raven hijacking a tank, even Nero can't start to wonder where he went wrong. [in collab with MOSGEM]
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Natalya/Raven, Maximilian N.
Lines and Plays by Chameleons reviews
H.I.V.E has a school drama play. What are the Gang up to? Will the teachers join? And honestly I have no idea at the moment :P Sorry the chapters are so short but I will update often.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Otto M., Shelby T., Laura B., Wing F.
Project Hunger Games by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Hunger Games film.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,551 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
The Safehouse by Chameleons reviews
Raven is forced to have some 'little helpers' with her on her next assignment. Nero must have been drunk when he decided H.I.V.E. should have work experience...
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Natalya/Raven
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Modern Mythology by Vic Powell reviews
What do the gods do when bored? Take on the lives of humans of course! Follow Artemis, Apollo, and Hermes at school, Hades at the funeral home, and Aphrodite the model! What else could happen for hilarious adventures, a dating game Zeus is on?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,615 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Artemis, Hades - Complete
Dear Alphas by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
"You're not the only Stream in HIVE. And you're certainly not the best. Sincerely, the other Streams." The Henchman, SciTech and PolFi Streams decide to put their resentment into words. Nero is reading their rather, ahem, forceful letters, while Raven is wondering if Max was drunk when he sorted Otto and Co into Alpha. Or if Pike was involved. Both prospects are equally horrifying.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
The Hobbit on Facebook by aotearoan reviews
What happened before the Lord of the Rings characters joined Facebook? Fifty years before, when Facebook was still new and exclusive, Bilbo Baggins made an account... Prequel to Fellowship of the Facebook/Two Notifications/Return of the Friend Request
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bilbo B., Gandalf
Giant Bunnies Attack Panem by Lamiaceae reviews
When giant bunnies attack the Capitol, what will happen to the people of Panem?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
The 26th Way to Prank Octavian by 66DaughterofAthena66 reviews
They prank Octavian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
YouTube? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
Sequel to 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore'. Hephaestus has just discovered YouTube, a website in which the gods can interact with mortals and their demigod children without their knowing it! When Hephaestus has the gods each create their own YouTube channels, watch videos, and post their own videos (sometimes to the dismay of other gods), craziness is definitely going to follow...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
It's None Of Your Business by K-Unit reviews
When Alex is told him and K-Unit have to either watch tapes or read books about his life he is suddenly faced with a difficult decision. Books or tapes? Alex's life is suddenly turned upside down. Plz R&R
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,050 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Magic 8-Ball by Dreamerdragon reviews
Sequel to my story Camcorder. Smeagol finds a Magic 8-Ball then loses it. Merry and Pippin find it and chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Ranting to help construct your story by Radioactive Psychologist reviews
Ranting about a few stories, sorry to be frank. I'm writing this to point out common mistakes authors make, and their overuse of certain plots. It's to make them aware of these, not to make them disheartened. Know the difference...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013
Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
Ratings are down for Hephaestus TV, and Hephaestus is out of ideas. In his opinion, who wouldn't want to see the worst wife in the world (though she is very beautiful) caught red-handed? Apparently, the gods are bored of this. That's when Hephaestus comes up with the idea for the gods themselves to come up with their very own shows; and things are about to get really whacky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
The Things I Deal With by chariots99 reviews
Drabbles! 100 words of awesomeness! NOW: Tom will NEVER be hired to work for MI6, not as long as Blunt is Director. And this is why.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Attack on Facebook by IDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK reviews
A website phenomenon has become very popular on the surface world... and the underground fairy world as well. Artemis and Foaly decide to try to stop it, but who would have known that the two geniuses would become addicted as well? WARNING: SOMETIMES VERY OOC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The 100 Violent Deaths of President Snow by Keeta4ever reviews
This is my first story. The title pretty much shows that the stories about 100 violent deaths for President Snow. Rated T because it's The Hunger Games. I hope you read and review my story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Pres. Snow
To the Kitchen We Go by Empty Thoughts reviews
Percy and Annabeth find the House of Hades. Hades is not amused. Crack prediction of the House of Hades. Dedicated to Hugs6.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Detailed Pros and Cons of Alex Rider by Seph's Madisen Moss reviews
Ever wonder what people thought of Alex Rider? Here is the detailed compiled list you have been looking for. Companion piece to the Pros and Cons of Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Shopping by irmaida reviews
When Peeta was seven, he went shopping with his older brother's girlfriend, experienced the worst torture of his life, and swore never to go shopping with a girl again. Fifteen years later, he goes shopping with Katniss Everdeen. Peeta/Katniss, modern day AU, oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Now You're Just Being a Scrooge by Kukipye reviews
"Could you just stop obsessing over that sock?" "-it's not a sock. It's a stocking." "Some of us don't celebrate Christmas, you know?" "It's the spirit of giving! Surely you can manage that?" Will some people get around to seeing the point of the holiday spirit? With a bit of nudging [coughshovingcough], they just might…
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Laura B. - Complete
Queen of the HIVE by redvegetables reviews
The second year Alphas are undertaking one of their most difficult challenges yet: class elections. Otto and Laura, Wing and Shelby, Franz and Nigel, and nine other partnerships are competing to be the ultimate victors. With only one week to get the majority of the school to choose sides, the campaigns soon become dirty. But only one can win.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,815 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
Tolerating life in a bunker by Chameleons reviews
This is about when Raven, Nero, the Fab Four, franz and Nigel are stuck in a bunker. The authors note explains more. Hopefully some hilarity will ensue. Please review! This fic is dedicated to the first person to review!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012
Sincerely, Alphas by Mosgem reviews
"You wouldn't know power if it danced naked in front of you wearing Dobby's tea cozy." The Alpha's read the complaints from the other streams, and they're a bit... angry. They decide to reply with a letter to Nero. Based off of I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly's story.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2012
Space Games and Hacking by OhMyLeppy reviews
Artemis is hard at work, hacking, as usual. Beckett is bored and overly curious of what he is doing, as usual. He wants to help his big brother, after all, how hardcan a space game be?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Beckett F., Artemis F. - Complete
50 Shades of Pink by Analya-Goddess of emotions reviews
How did Dolores Umbridge fall in love with pink? What was her relationship with her parents? Did she ever not look like a toad? This fic is a series of 50 one-shots about the most hated character in Harry Potter. It is updated daily, and it has no relationshp to EL James' books. UPDATE: My computer crashed, so until it's fixed, the chapters will appear more slowly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Dolores U.
Home by Analya-Goddess of emotions reviews
"This will always be my home." He hated it. The monster that he was forced to call "lord" had invaded his one sanctuary: his home. It was the only place where he could escape society.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
The Longest Short Story Ever by Death's Writers reviews
Written by Bingo. Take five powerful teenagers, add one teenage spy, throw in a couple of butt-kicking wizards, and you get this: A parody of Power of Five, Harry Potter and Alex Rider. Warning: may make you laugh uncontrollably...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
150 Things I Will Not Do At HIVE by Lord Sanguine reviews
When Otto and friends decide to make a list of 150 Things which shouldn't be done at H.I.V.E. but decide to do them anyway, bad Things will happen. Rated T for Violence.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Otto M., Wing F.
Safety Hazard or Celebration? by redvegetables reviews
It's the 4th of July, and Shelby thinks a celebration is in order. Otto thinks she's a terrorist. Laura wants peace and quiet. Wing is confused. Nigel tries to disappear. Franz never wants to do another Practical Technology assignment with her. Oneshot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Shelby T. - Complete
101 Things Otto Must Not Do by invader13panda reviews
Everyone knows Otto is a troublemaker, so what new rules must there be to keep him in line?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Otto M., H.I.V.E.mind
Like Father, Like Son by Tinatheturtle reviews
Little Aiden wants to paint something pretty. Like Daddy.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's son, Peeta M. - Complete
The Fourauders by Project H reviews
An in-depth documentary that takes a look at the greatest challenge that ever faced the Marauders - The Hogwarts Battle of the Bands competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - James P., Remus L.
Christmas at HIVE by Falcon97 reviews
My new fanfic, the students of HIVE are petitioning for a christmas party to be thrown led by none other than our fav. albino Otto. Terror for Nero, enjoyment for the students ensues, please R&R!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,731 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Otto M., Maximilian N.
Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Power of FiveFunnies! by MadCatta reviews
This is a collection of 'funnies' about the unlikely event that these books either mate, or fall into nuclear waste and instead of disintegrating, mould together to mix them up... It's a humorous thingy, so characters will be somewhat OOC... Enjoy!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,555 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Scott T.
Hijacking the PA System by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
Having the HIVE Public Address System taken over by a student is every headmaster's nightmare, but when a certain albino genius decides to hijack the PA System, Dr Nero and Raven learn to fully appreciate the phrase, 'having a bad day'...Two-shot.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Otto M., Natalya/Raven - Complete
April Fool's Day At HIVE by Falcon97 reviews
Yes, I am aware that it isn't April Fool's day yet, but I couldn't be bothered to wait for months before posting this fanfic. Various characters at H.I.V.E. get pranking on the first of April. Please review!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven - Complete
Once Upon a Pigeon's Prom by pigeonattack reviews
Ah, prom. Shelby deems it a miracle. Laura says it's a disaster. Nigel declares a state of emergency. For Otto, it's amusement. For Wing, it's confusion. For Franz, it's a pot of gold. Alas for poor Nero, who has no idea what he's gotten himself into.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,047 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
A surprise birthday present by Mentalasylumpatient13 reviews
It's Apophis's birthday and he is bored. Can't blame him, being locked in a prison for so long.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Darkness Party by firegirl56 reviews
The Darkness was tired and bored. So, he called together all of his slaves and decided to throw a party!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Little Pete E., The Darkness
You Had it Lucky by aotearoan reviews
We all know how Boromir felt about the constant threat to Gondor. But he wasn't the only fellowship member who left their home to face the forces of darkness... A parody, starring all the Fellowship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Boromir, Aragorn
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
HIVEmind visits YouTube by ScottishLaura reviews
Also known as HIVEmind and the ponies... Basically, a short story of what happens when HIVEmind gets a virus and manages to visit youtube : enjoy!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - H.I.V.E.mind - Complete
FAYZbook by Hyperactive Lioness reviews
What would happen if 'Gone' was told through the character's facebook now "FAYZbook" updates? Find out here!
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009
The Return of Opal Koboi by The One Called Demetra reviews
Opal attempts to take over the world for the...twenty-seventh time, was it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2009
Frodo Vs Merry by KittyMcafee reviews
It's Merry and Pippin Vs. Frodo and Sam in the greatest prank war Rivendell has ever seen! It's finished! Sorry it's so short, I ran out of ideas. Reviews are greatly appreciated. COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
Fangirls of DOOOM! by Kelida Johnson reviews
Frodo thought he had escaped them forever -- he was wrong!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Frodo B., Legolas
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Things not to do to Power of Five characters reviews
Deliver pizza to Chaos? Train Matt in the ways of the Force? Declare a powers contest? Or maybe a gangster Pedro is more up your street? Crazy things are afoot in the Power of Five universe... What's your favourite? Tell me on the poll on my profile! 14: Anniversary time! Old classics and new merge in the anniversary special - out now, with some Christmas magic!
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Matt F., Jamie T., Scarlett A., Chaos
When Propos Go Horribly Wrong reviews
Some propos go wrong. Some go horribly wrong. And some are horrific, terrible failures. All three tend to be amusing, but not for poor old Plutarch. This tells the story of the greatest fails ever broadcast. 1: Some rescues just weren't meant to be... 2: Heroic invasions may mean well, but don't always go well.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Plutarch H., Gale H., Finnick O., Katniss E.
The Power Of Five In 200 Words reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. 200 words narrated by our favourite characters on the Power Of Five. DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Power of Five. Story stated words are a little higher than 200 words - this is because of A/Ns and other things bumping up the word count.
Power of Five series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Matt F., Scarlett A., Jamie T., Scott T. - Complete
Let Him Go reviews
A sad story about Scott's death. Different Oblivion ending where Matt is alive, and Flint doesn't remain in the modern world after Chaos' defeat. Jamie, Matt, Scarlett and Pedro reflect on Scott's life and how they knew him. T for character death and tragedy.
Power of Five series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Scott T., Pedro, Matt F., Jamie T. - Complete
When Detentions Go Horribly Wrong reviews
When Nero hands out the punishment for the H.I.V.E road trip - a detention for Otto's Alpha year and their Henchmen counterparts - he discovers what happens when detentions go horribly wrong. Carnage is assured. T for blood and Alpha-Henchman fighting. I do not own H.I.V.E.. PS: Has anyone seen the new H.I.V.E character list?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Otto M., Laura B., Wing F., Shelby T.
Earth Day At HIVE reviews
A little late, but here we are. Otto has some.. interesting ideas for H.I.V.E. Nero, once again, better watch out... WRITTEN FOR EARTH DAY 2013. Rated T. I do not own H.I.V.E.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Otto M., Wing F., Laura B., Shelby T. - Complete
Not A Good Idea reviews
Things you should definitely not do at H.I.V.E. Enjoy. T for slight swearing. I do not own H.I.V.E
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Otto M., Laura B.
Being Human reviews
Otto Malpense and Laura Brand. Red upon white. Two great friends - or maybe, just maybe, a bit more? Can Laura help Otto to understand what being human actually is, and how he is more human than many. An Ottra oneshot, my first romantic story. Feedback is needed . I do not own H.I.V.E. T for slight cursing.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Otto M., Laura B.
This Is Called Victory reviews
The musings of Otto as the battle to end all battles approaches. Set in a post apocalyptic world, years after Aftershock.A dark story. Ottra(Otto/Laura) and slight inference of Wingelby.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Otto M., Laura B. - Complete
HIVE- The Parody! reviews
Otto is a crazy white haired kid, Wing's a master ninja and knows your lottery numbers, Shelby steals from sweetshops, Laura can see into the future and as for Raven? Well she's the spoiler police. What is going on? A H.I.V.E Parody of course! Not to be taken seriously. Very OOC and random. I do not own H.I.V.E.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Otto M., Wing F., Laura B., Shelby T.
Under A Blood Red Sky reviews
Otto and Raven continue their mission against the Disciples. But a routine mission turns into something much more. Something which could change everything. .. T for blood and gore plus maybe mild swearing. Both are minor. Not related to Edge Of Zero, which is now discontinued.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Otto M., Laura B., Maximilian N., Natalya/Raven
We're All Going On A HIVE Road Trip reviews
With Otto driving a huge monster jeep, the only question is: Can you get out of the way?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Otto M., Wing F., Laura B., Shelby T. - Complete
President Snow's New Torture Methods reviews
Snow has a problem. How will he deal with Peeta? He looks to Old Earth for answers. And Peeta will face the worst things Old Earth has to offer... T for Justin Beiber. Simple as. Snow is OOC, sort of, in a humorous way.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Peeta M., Pres. Snow, Plutarch H., Seneca C.
Through The Looking Glass reviews
A collection of H.I.V.E short stories. 1: Taking Laura - how Laura Brand ended up at H.I.V.E.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Natalya/Raven, Laura B.
HIVE Has Talent? reviews
A singing talent show has landed at H.I.V.E. With the Fab Four running the show, expect carnage. Lots of carnage.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Otto M., Wing F., Laura B., Shelby T.
Scorpia Complaints Desk reviews
If Scorpia had a complaints desk... and one Alex Rider visits it. Rated T for swearing. A totally random fanfic:) HAS BEEN REDONE. Chapter 2 is up. Not to be taken seriously, and I don't own Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Smithers
Epic Rap Battles Of HIVE reviews
The war rages on. There is no way to break the deadlock. But can rap battles decide who is the victor? Chapter 1: Overlord and Number One VS Otto and Wing. I do not own H.I.V.E or the idea of epic rap battles, just the idea of combining them.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Otto M., Overlord
Terrors Of The Palantir reviews
Sauron's had a strop(again) and feels like stopping the Quest. A strange being gives him torture methods from another world, and the Dark Lord sets to work... The LotR companion to President Snow's Torture Methods. More lighthearted than it sounds.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Sauron, Frodo B.
Junior Mastermind reviews
Two boy genii. But which one is cleverest? Find out as Otto Malpense and Artemis Fowl go head to head in Junior Mastermind- Battle of the Boy Genii. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Artemis F., Otto M.
Edge Of Zero reviews
HAS BEEN REDONE(C1&C2) Set 5 years after Aftershock. Includes OCs, but the main characters belong to Mark Walden. The Disciples were beaten the first time. But a new evil organisation has risen, a corporation called FireSky. With the two allied, the world will be brought to the edge of zero... T for T stuff. Overlord in the character means the Disciples, there's no evil AI yet.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Maximilian N., Overlord, Otto M., H.I.V.E.mind - Complete
Ways To Prank Block and Tackle reviews
Otto is out for revenge on the two least loveable H.I.V.E students. Block and Tackle don't know what's coming for them... Chaos is certain to ensue as the Fab Four wreak their revenge... T like usual, slight swearing in some places.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Otto M., Wing F., Block, Tackle
Otto Turns To The Even Darker Side reviews
Overlord tries to turn Otto to his side. Can he succeed? What will turn Otto?
H.I.V.E. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Otto M., Overlord - Complete
Halloween at HIVE reviews
It's coming up to Halloween:)! How will Halloween be at H.I.V.E? Completely chaotic, of course! Especially with Otto making the plans!
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Otto M., Wing F. - Complete
Even The Best Laid Plans Go Wrong reviews
A sort-of sequel to Don't Put Otto in Detention. Otto and the gang try to make a new plan to torment Nero, but Shelby has other ideas.
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Otto M., Shelby T. - Complete
Don't Put Otto In Detention reviews
Nero puts Otto in detention... and finds out the consequences the hard way.:)
H.I.V.E. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Otto M., Maximilian N. - Complete
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