Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.
Hey guys, this is DemonMisstress or Misstress for short!
Here's just a little bit about me!
Fav Anime: Inuyasha, Samurai 7, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Fairy Tail, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club,
Fav Manga: Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Akuma to Dolce, Maou Voice, Fairy Tail, Dengeki Daisy, Double Arts, Soul Eater
Fav Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Tiger's Curse, Dark Visions, Infernal Devices, Mortal Instruments, ect.
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough."
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir … mighty scarce."
"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat."
"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
"The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government."
Me: What kind of a fruitcake is named Virgil?!
Sam: Oh, and why are all the trees you chose so odd?
Me: Because I like my trees like I like my men. Tall and not likely to stab me.
Me: Twas a beautious symphony, akin to the strangulation of a disease ridden mongoose
Me: And when I say creepy, I mean a-pedo-in-a-clown-suit-is-burning-bread-at-an-airport-and-dacing-around-it-singing-Justin-Beiber creepy
Kade: Oh yeah, nothing like becoming a ho in gym class...
Me:I can hear insane cackling...or is it a passionate scream...? It's hard to tell...
Me:I was just strangled with my sweatshirt ties by my sister...i can feel the love...literaly...
Me:Tried to psycho-analyze myself with bubbles. Apparently, I have a bizarre fixation on death...and bubbles
Lily:Your boyfriend gives you flowers and chocolate. Mine gives me frozen rats to taxidermy and a plastic knife sword
Me: I've fallen in love. He's smooth, simple, the strong and silent type. He's humble, yet he flows like a river. I love this glass of milk...
Me: I just want you to know, you'll always be my OTP
Phil: I'M NOT GAY
Me: I'd accept you either way. Can I be the maid of honor at you and Alex's wedding?
Phil: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
Lily and Max: *cuddling at the school play*
Me: *uses the panthlet to make a paper airplane*throws it* PAPER AIRPLANE OF APPROPRIATE CONDUCT!!!!!!
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add your name on the bottom.
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her. Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, stargazing-sweetie, Namikaze_vs_Uchiha, Uchiha' Mikomi-Aii, sakura-hime uchia,Intoxicating.Whispers, DemonMisstress
]-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
]-If you believe that; Crack is for reading, say no to drugs, copy this into your profile
]-If you have a scary crush, I mean an insanely scary crush, on book, anime or game characters post this on your profile.
]-If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.
]-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
]-If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
]-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
]-If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha,Intoxicating.Whispers, DemonMisstress
-If you believe Natsu and Lucy should be in love, copy and paste this to your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, splitheart1120, Blueninjamanga22, DemonMisstress
I LOVE DEATH THE KID!!!!
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