The Lone Swordswolf
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Joined 09-25-12, id: 4275733, Profile Updated: 05-28-15
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Halo, Hellsing, Assassin's Creed, Mass Effect, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

Hey, names AC but ya'll can call me T. Don't like, then to damn bad.

My likes are the sun, moon, stars, nature in general and anything that interests me.

I dislike haters, corny chick flicks, and destruction of nature.

My hobbies are abtaining new knowledge, laughing to a good comedian, swimming, and video games.

Age: Old Enough

Sex: Male

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel

Height: 6'2"


Believes the only way to end a fight or war is to prevent one.

Sic vis pacem, para bellum. = If you want peace, prepare for war.

Speak softly and carry a big stick, you'll go far. By Teddy Roosevelt.

"There is a fine line between sanity and insanity, and I have white out" - me

"In War - Victory, In Peace - Vigilance, In Death - Sacrifice" - The Grey Wardens (Dragon Age Origins)

B.O.H.I.C.A.: Bend Over Here It Comes Again

F.U.B.A.R. : F#cked up beyond all recognition

H.U.M.A.S.: Head Up My @ss Syndrom

S.N.A.F.U. : Situation Normal All F*cked Up

A.D.O.S.D : Attention Deficit Oh Shiny Disorder

F.O.C.U.S. : F*ck Off Cuz Ur Stupid - T-shirt

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. : Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck!

F.E.A.R.: Fuck Everything And Run

N.A.V.Y.: Never Again Volunteer Yourself

M.A.R.I.N.E.: Marines Always Ride In Naval Equipment


Challenges any who are ballsy enough:

1. This idea is a Naruto fic. Naruto is a butler for a wealthy family. Can be wealthy civilians, shinobi clan (preferably ones that take care of themselves more than others and clan can't be Hyuuga), or a Daimyo/King/etc. Naruto is brought in to be a 'play mate' for their daughter(s) and son(s). This is basically combing Walter C. Dornez from Hellsing and Niles from the Nanny. Meaning Naruto will have the wit and humor of Niles and the patience, manners, and skills of Walter. Whether he uses the strings is up to you.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get compuer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


Pics to Characters/weapons/clothes:

OC Pirate Girl:

2nd Oc Pirate Girl:

Naruto's Mother (The Seconds Son):

Hogyoko:

Fem Beast Boy:

Summons:

Wolf: or

Pheonix: or

Leviathan:

Armor:

Soul Armor:

Royal Armor:

Dwarf Kings Armor:

Swords:

Holy Sword:

Demonic Sword:

Bloodlines:

Naruto's Mangekyo Sharingan:

Naruto's Eien Man. Sharingan:

Ships:

Ghost:

Maps:

Elemental Nations:


Original Jutsu:

*Doton: Dowafu-o no Yoroi: Earth style: Dwarf Kings Armor. It conjures an almost indestructible armor made of rock on the user. Able to survive that is low A-Rank and below. Doesn't hamper speed, agility, flexibility, etc. Listed as a high A-rank to low S-rank jutsu on the amount of chakra used to make it and how durable it is.

*Fuuton: Kamikaze: Wind style: Divine Wind. Makes an invisible boundary around the user that doubles all the positive attributes of wind jutsu inside the boundary such as size, strength, speed, etc. and halves all the negatives such as chakra cost, backlash, etc. Listed as an A-rank jutsu for its effectiveness and chakra cost to maintain. NOTE: Need to be above jonin level chakra reserves to even use it and DO NOT use against another wind user, then it will become a double edged sword.


ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign) -

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, The Six Paths to Pain, Dregus, The Lone Swordswolf

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Twilit-Lloyd, Dregus, The Lone Swordswolf


True friendship- This is not by me, but someone else.

#1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bast#rd who made you sad.

#2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

#3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

#4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

#5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

#6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

#7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

#8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.

#9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "RUN, BITCH, RUUUUUUUUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Holy shit we fucked up" and then "We're doing this again next week"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried... just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days, then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the crowds' colective ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy/girl rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"


I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Please read this:

This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, LoveUntilWeBleed, SoapMaster, Bast14, NarutoXKyuubiXlovers21, The Lone Swordswolf

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something so much you even scare yourself copy & paste this into your profile

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile

If you are the kind of person who gets excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile (definitely)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table then put this on your profile.

If you have ever lied to get out of something and then kept up said lie for months/years despite the fact that the time for any sort of repercussions for your actions passed quite a while back then paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you support the Yaoi/Yuri filter for the story search engine, paste this into your profile!

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, SCoTTieTheeReSeaRCHeR, darkvizardking69, The Swordslinger, Albert da Snake, The Rage of Fire, The Lone Swordswolf

Repost this if you agree with it.


The male equivalent of the 10 Commandments

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’s car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into “The Crying Game”. (e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy’s choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything.

16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a) Yeah, Baby, Push it! b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.


The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says 'If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'.

If you believe in God, repost this please;

One day, a teenage girl about 17 years old went to here friend's house for a party. She ended up staying longer than she intended to. When she left to walk home, it was dark out, and she was alone. She prayed to God for protection. As she walked on, she came across an allyway in the direction her home was in and spotted a man on the other side standing, as if he was waiting for her. She prayed to God once more and gained a comforting, safe feeling. She walked down the ally, passed the man, and made it home saftly. The next morning, she looked in the newspaper and discovered a young girl had been raped in the same ally twenty minutes after she passed through it. Nowing that the girl that was raped could have been her, she cried. She went to police station to point out the man from the ally. Imedietly after she identified him, he broke down and confessed. She asked the police men if she could ask the man one question before they took him away. She asked why he didn't rape her when she passed by. He said it was because two grown men were walking on either side of her.


Murphy's War Law

1. Friendly fire - isn't.

2. Recoilless rifles - aren't.

3. Suppressive fires - won't.

4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

5. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

9. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

10. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

11. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

12. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

13. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

14. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: -when they're ready. -when you're not.

15. No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

16. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

17. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

18. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

19. A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. The Ol' Ranger's addendum: Or else they're trying to suck you into a serious ambush!

20. The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

21. The easy way is always mined.

22. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

23. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire... For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.

24. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

25. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

26. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

27. Incoming fire has the right of way.

28. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

29. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

30. If the enemy is within range, so are you.

31. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

32. Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

33. Things that must work together can't be carried to the field that way.

34. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

35. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather (and especially during both).

36. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

37. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

38. Tracers work both ways.

39. If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

40. When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

41. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

42. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

43. Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

44. Weather ain't neutral.

45. If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed toward you.

46. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.'

47. The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

48. Napalm is an area support weapon.

49. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

50. B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

51. Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

52. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

53. The one item you need is always in short supply.

54. Interchangeable parts aren't.

55. It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.

56. When in doubt, empty your magazine.

57. The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

58. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

59. If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

60. Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

61. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.

62. Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan.

63. Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.

64. The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.

65. One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.

66. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.

67. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

68. Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.

69. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

70. The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

71. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

72. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

73. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

74. If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

75. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).

76. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

77. When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.

78. Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.

79. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

80. To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

81. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.

82. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that bill is filled by someone else.

83. When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.

84. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.

85. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.

86. Murphy was a grunt.

87. Beer Math: 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.

88. Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

89. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

90. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

91. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

92. The crucial round is a dud.

93. Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.

94. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.

95. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

96. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.

97. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

98. Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

99. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.

100. The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).

101. There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.

102. Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.

103. The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.

104. Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands right at your feet.

105. As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains.

106. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.

107. The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.

108. Walking point = sniper bait.

109. Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day.

110. If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.

111. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

112. The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

113. The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.

114. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

115. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

116. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

117. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

118. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

119. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you... and miss.

120. Don't be conspicuous; in the combat zone it draws fire, out of the combat zone it draws sergeants, if they can see you, so can the enemy... All or any of the above combined.

121. Avoid loud noises, there are few silent killers in a combat zone.

122. Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.

123. Never expect any rations; the only rations that will be on time and won't be short is the ration of shit.

124. Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.

125. A half filled canteen is a beacon for a full loaded enemy weapon.

126. When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.

127. It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.

128. If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.

129. If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.

130. Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.

131. Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.

132. There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both. Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.

133. Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties. Even using his cadaver is a stretch to avoid being shot "just in case."

134. You're only better than your enemy if you kill him first.

135. Never underestimate the ability of the brass to foul things up.

136. You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.

137. You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.

138. Three things you will never see in combat; hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

139. "Live" and "Hero" are mutually exclusive terms.

140. Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.

141. NEVER get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.

142. Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.

143. Sometimes, being good and lucky still is not enough.

144. If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

145. If you are wearing body armor they will probably miss that part.

146. Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

147. Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.

148. If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.

149. Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

150. A free fire zone has nothing to do with economics.

151. Medals are OK, but having your body and all your friends in one piece at the end of the day is better.

152. Being shot hurts.

153. Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day, a few were even awarded.

154. There is only one rule in war: When you win, you get to make up the rules.

155. C-4 can make a dull day fun.

156. There is no such thing as a fair fight -- only ones where you win or lose.

157. If you win the battle you are entitled to the spoils.

158. If you lose you don't care.

159. Nobody cares what you did yesterday or what you are going to do tomorrow, what is important is what you are doing -- NOW -- to solve our problem.

160. Always make sure someone has a can opener.

161. Prayer may not help . . . but it can't hurt.

162. Flying is better than walking, walking is better than running, running is better than crawling. All of these, however, are better than extraction by a Med-Evac even if it is technically, is a form of flying.

163. If everyone does not come home none of the rest of us can ever fully come home either.

164. Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is NOT A GOOD IDEA! -A combat vet will know the sound of an unfamiliar weapon in an instant and will point and shoot. -Not only that, AKs use green tracers which mean "shoot 'em all and let God sort them out".

165. As has been noted, "Friendly fire isn't!"Evac even if it is technically, is a form of flying.


Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

RACISM IS WRONG!
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.


"I'm sorry"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


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- If you could read that, put it in your profile

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New Beginnings by Eagle9177 reviews
An accident sends the Lord of the Sith into the Mass Effect universe. He is discovered by the newly resurrected commander Jane Shepard. Just how will Revan affect her mission? Her life? And the Mass Effect galaxy as a whole? A telling of Revan and Shepard's journey through the events of ME 2 and 3. Rated M for language, Violence and adult situations. (Art work is copyrighted)
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,447 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Revan, Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L.
End Game Version R by Kur0Kishi reviews
A rewritten version of the original End Game, with bigger focus on characters and even more badassery.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 157,462 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno
The Infinity Effect by creamofwheat2311 reviews
After discovering a Precursor artifact, the UNSC Infinity and the Sangheili Shadow of Intent are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined: the Reapers. Alliances are founded, friendships are formed, and decisions are made that will change this galaxy forever. Post Halo 4, Pre ME3. AU
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 196,069 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Lasky, Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
From Shinobi To Student by RagnellAlondite reviews
The war has ended and now Naruto is the Jinchuruki to the Jubi. During a Fuinjutsu gone wrong Naruto finds himself trapped in the world of Rosario Vampire. Now he must manage school, bullies, and the affections of different girls all while trying to get back home. Challenge issued by Shirayuki-kitsune.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,159 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
Captured by The Real ZadZap reviews
Five years ago Beastboy was captured by a race of aliens who use others for illegal fighting (Summery sucks, sorry) BBXRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/28 - Beast Boy, Raven
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5612 - Favs: 6,008 - Follows: 5,210 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
High School and Aliens by Wolf3391 reviews
Instead of landing in the bathtub of Rito Yuuki, Lala ends up landing in the bathtub of everyone's favorite blond, shinobi, Naruto Uzumaki. How would life at Sainan High go if our all powerful immortal ninja was attending high school there as well?
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 194,042 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Naruto U., Lala S. D.
Saint of Zero by Satire Swift reviews
The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,165 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Saint George, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Siesta
Firefly by Kaori Ishida reviews
Harry Potter is known in the entire magic world, and when he reaches 11 years everybody is expecting great things from the young wizard, the only problem is that he is only interested in freedom, oh! And don t call him Harry Potter, his name is Portgas D. Ace, and he is a pirate. Challenge from TheBlackSeaReaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,931 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., Ace
Ghost child by narufuuin reviews
What would happen when Naruto has the keys but none of the support of a family. everything is there to make him a legendary shinobi yet his parents focus on his sister. Smart Naruto, probably harem, Minato and kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,940 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Naruto U.
The King of the Green by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Challenge from NHunter. A normal day of playing for Naruto turns wrong when he falls into an ancient temple, one containing the last of an ancient material, and the remains of the Messiah. 'crystal' bloodline Naruto, darker Naruto, Kane as a 'big brother'. Harem fic.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Kane, Naruto U., Guren, Pakura
Wanted Dead or Alive by aslMeno reviews
After taking Akainu's hit for his brother, Ace was sure that it was the end. That was until he woke up seemingly buried alive in front of his grave. After finding out two years have passed since his 'death', Ace goes in search of answers, trying to unwrap what has happened in the two years he was gone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,146 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Marco, Sabo
Sunset and Evening Star by ShadesOfMauve reviews
How ME3 might have happened if they'd stuck with the themes presented in the first two games, as perceived by This Arrogant Author. Featuring Rhi Shepard (still quite enamored of her pilot), and the expected host of allies, partners in crime, and assorted hangers-on. (sequel to A Star to Steer Her By).
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Joker
The Spartan and the Dragon by Ranschaj reviews
Emile survives Reach, and winds up captured.
Crossover - Halo & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,094 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
The Alpha Dog by DarkViking reviews
After being forced to serve in the military in a South African civil war and his powers removed. Garfield, who was once Beast Boy, returns to Jump City. This time though, he's not the weak, green boy; but a man. An Alpha male, and he will make sure Jump City and his former team will know. He now does what he wants, when he wants. Disclaimer - I don't own Teen Titans. R/R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,715 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, OC
Sound of Madness by Bonesboy15 reviews
There are some demigods who go rogue, even before the Second Titan War. Some demigods who are seen as potential threats are quickly chosen to be trained to deal with other rogues that never make it to camp. This is one such demigod, the son of Dionysus. This is Naruto Uzumaki, and he's crazy for carnage. Rated M for language and imagery. Alternate Universe. Possibly One-Shot.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 2/4 - Naruto U., Dionysus, Percy J.
Fils de l'Amour: The Lost Hero by Bonesboy15 reviews
We came here to be the vessels of the Nine-Tails… But before that, we must find love and fill the vessel with it. There are some important words I want to tell, but only to the men who complimented my hair… Naruto…will you hear them? I love you. These are the words of his predecessors of the Kyuubi, now, Naruto will find out how powerful love really is. Post - TLO. AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,073 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Piper M., Jason G.] Naruto U., Leo V. - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by NeonZangetsu reviews
Some secrets are best left in the shadows. Some knowledge should never come to light. An ordinary mission to to the Land of Whirpools yields not only the key to Naruto's past but something unexpected as well. Something strange. Something dark. Dark NarutoxHarem. Massive Harem. Rated M for a reason! Violence, lemons, lust and language, Star Wars Crossover!
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,558 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Invictus by Warren-Sherman reviews
Iskandar: a Heroic Spirit, a peerless leader, a dauntless fighter, an unparalleled strategist and now a pirate. What? Follow Iskandar's adventures in the One Piece world as he sets sail on the endless oceans, looking for new territories to conquer and new bonds to form. Those in authority tremble at the approach of the King. They will submit, or they will die. [AU, no pairings]
Crossover - One Piece & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,313 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/27/2014 - S. Rayleigh, Iskandar
Daddy Won't You Please Come Home? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem! EPIC!
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,746 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Shinobi Menace by NeonZangetsu reviews
Cast adrift through space and time after a disastrous explosion, a single shinobi finds himself stranded in a galaxy far, far away; forced to fight a an evil even greater than Obito. Now, the mostwanted scum and villians of the galaxy have a new name to fear, a new face to dread. His name is...the Shinobi Menace! Narutoxharem? Pairing questionable. Hints of NarutoxShmi present.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,592 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 2,169 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U.
The Impossible Life of Preston J Cole by FuzyDr4G0NZ reviews
Many people thought Admiral Cole died during the Battle of Psi Serpentis. What if he didn't?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/10/2013 - P. Cole, Admiral Hackett
Help from a Stranger by Wolf3391 reviews
The immortal Naruto has been travelling around the world for the past few centuries. Now he has come to a place called Karakura Town and ends up finding something strange in the locals and gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,582 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Orihime I.
Fair Hair & Brass Teapots by Scribble Scrawl reviews
Louise Francoise La Blanc de La Valliere wished for a powerful familiar. In return, she obtains a familiar with the power to grant wishes. A being of phenomenal cosmic power under the command of a short-tempered noble girl might not sound like a good idea, but that's because it isn't.
Crossover - Aladdin & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/27 - Genie, Louise
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 561,190 - Reviews: 7820 - Favs: 7,212 - Follows: 6,051 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Onyx Stars by The Hidden Sith reviews
A lost ship, a lost warrior, and a lost mind find themselves stranded in an unknown world. Full of vast wonders, threats, and opportunities, this new world is an unknown element for a crew accustomed to war and hardship. But, all Edens fall and beyond the embers of war lay the dawn of victory. Halo/Mass Effect AU John/Cortana, Lasky/Palmer
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 143,775 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
Sons of the Sage: Of Gods and Demons by DescendingDarkness reviews
Fuinjutsu: The art of sealing. Senjutsu: the ability to harness the worlds power. Experimenting with the both of them simultaneously is foolish beyond comprehension, as Hashirama and Madara learn. The hard way. Their grievous mistake throws them into a world of Angels, Gods and Demons; which they are pulled into in their attempts to get home.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Rias G., H. Akeno
A Father's Love by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Being a single father with two little girls is hard enough, but when there are monsters trying to kill them everyday, it's even worse. Well, he loves them more than he loves himself, so he would just have to hope for the best and pray to the mothers of his children.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,561 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 3,127 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Naruto U., Annabeth C., Lacy
Reading, A Father's Love by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
The reactions of the other gods, the shock and surprise of the parents, the tears of the children, and the laughter of friends - all are so addicting!
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,038 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Naruto U., Annabeth C., Lacy
Edge of a Coin by bubbajack reviews
"Good and Bad? Light and Dark? I call bantha crap! You can kill someone just as easily with a hurtled rock as you can with lightning!" That is what I told the Jedi Council when they accused me of being a "fallen Jedi" but their opinion doesn't really matter to me. I never really wanted to be a Jedi anyway... BBxHarem begins before the Clone Wars and continues on! Now rated M!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,754 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Beast Boy, Blackfire, Ahsoka T., Aayla Secura]
Ties That Bind by GuardianSoulBlade reviews
Medieval Fic. Sir Garfield Logan had conquered the entire country, overthrowing King Malchior of Steel Kingdom. He returns to Jump Estate with the spoils of war, including Malchior's widow, a sorceress named Raven. BB/Rae, BB/T
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,710 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Beast Boy, Raven]
A Solar Powered Headache by Sir.Butter.Bottoms reviews
Lucy loved all of her spirits, really she did, even the pervy cow and the playboy lion. But this particular light shooting giant was making it real hard for her when he went and caused more destruction than Natsu, Gray and Erza combined. And that was one of his easier traits to love. Rated T for now for pervy jokes and cussing.
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,297 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kizaru, Lucy H.
Keeper of my Heart by NeonZangetsu reviews
Darkness could not seduce him. Lust could not control him. Death could not defeat him. When he left, the world wept. Now, years later, he returns from the void, his true potential realized, in a world he never dreamed existed. A world of might and magic. Of demons and dragons. Mages and templars. And an elf he can't quite seem to shake. NarutoxMerrill Dragon Age Crossover! Fluff!
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,540 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Merrill, Hawke (F)
Son of the Wild by jinx777 reviews
Taken from the village by his father when he was six and left in a forest along for years, what is the purpose of Naruto Uzumaki in the world of Greek gods and terrifying monsters? Can he survive in the wild, and why dose he feel so at home in it? Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013
The Secret Apprentice by pain17ification reviews
Unknown to Konoha, Naruto was taken at a young age by a certain Scorpion. Taught in the art of Puppetry, he returned after 5yrs and kept his teachings a secret. Now, years later Master and Student reunite once again and Naruto sheds the false life he fooled others with for the true life he lives as Sasori's Secret Apprentice! Calm/Smart/Puppeteer Naruto! UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Naruto U., Shizune, Samui, Ryūzetsu] - Complete
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 364,147 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
500 things Ace can not do on the Moby Dick by TheBlackSpirit reviews
Inspired by second division prohibitions. It is a known fact that those with the "D" in their name tend to wreak havoc upon the world, Portgas D Ace was no exception. And that is how, the list was born. These are the five hundred reasons why.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Ace
Rise of a Heavenly Demon by Louis the Gator reviews
Naruto becomes Doflamingo. Starts after the Chunin Exam Preliminaries and takes the Elemental Nations down a different path. Watch as Joker gathers his family and brings about the "New Era". Takes One Piece concepts and defines them with Naruto verse mechanics (no character eats a devil fruit). Rated M for use of real world psychological and scientific theories.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,119 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Doflamingo
The Devil's Own by Cain O'Phelan reviews
When a company of ODSTs drop on New Mombasa to reinforce the ground operations against the Covenant, they are caught in an inter-atmospheric Slipspace jump. Where that jump leads will take those men from notoriety, to legend.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,963 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Shepard (F)
Turnabout by darkling59 reviews
During the zanpakuto rebellion, some shinigami report seeing a strange wolf-like sword spirit amongst the rebels. At first, its appearance is dismissed as belonging to a lower ranked shinigami...until it accidentally knocks Kenpachi Zaraki through a wall. (Starrk-centric)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,356 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - C. Stark
Prince of Darkness by NeonZangetsu reviews
The World Goverment thought that the "Dark King" was dead. They thought he died without an heir. They were wrong. Now, that grievous error is about to bite them in the butt as he takes the center stage in Sabaody. NarutoxHarem! LANGUAGE! HUMOR!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,031 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Boa Hancock
Naruto the Orange Trainer by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Something went wrong when his dad tried to save the whole army from Obito, and Naruto paid the price for it, but what is this new world he is in and why is he a kid again? Naruto Power Trainer, Naruto/Possible Harem
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,893 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Ageless Maelstrom by Dregus reviews
Aizen thought he had everything planned perfectly. That his victory was assured. What if the very thing he thought would bring him victory, had actually had a hand in his defeat, and abandoned him? And what if it eventually came into the hands of one who would need its power most? Naru/harem eventual Uzumakicest There will be bashing, and death.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,858 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Naruto U., Barragan
Locked out of Heaven by NeonZangetsu reviews
My hands are soaked in blood. No matter how hard I try, I can never wash it out. Why? Because I'm Locked out of Heaven. I can never go back, I can never remember, and I can never die. Yes, no matter how hard I try, nor how high I fly, I cannot reach those pearly gates. I am locked out of heaven, and there's nothing I can do. Triple Crossover! Naruto x Fairy Tail x One Piece! Harem!
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Fire & Ash by SoulReaperCrewe reviews
Two hundred years ago he left after having his heart broken by the girl he loved and the man he thought was his friend. With new enemies appearing and old friends and family now being put in danger, Naruto Phenex will return to protect what matters most to him while confronting those of his past. NarutoXMultiple.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,360 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 3,416 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Naruto U., Kuroka, Serafall L., Yasaka
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Naruto the Golden Child by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has brought peace to the World of Ninja, but not it is time for him to return home to where he has truly came from. Now with his old sword by his side, watch as he brings peace to the world where Angels and Devils exist.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,811 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,793 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Twin Tails by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 1 of 2 - Complete
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 172,551 - Reviews: 3316 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Land of Heroes by Harbinger Of Kaos reviews
This is my attempt at Halo cross, please respect the fact that i am not entirely familiar with this universe, in which universe Marvel or DC it begins in is entirely up to me and you, so with that said lets begin, there will be strong language and gore.
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 199,161 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Grim Reaper of Iwa by Uzumaki Crossover reviews
Finding the truth about his parents from the Kyuubi on the Wave Mission brought about a whole new set of events for the ninja world. Naruto's path in life has changed. With new teammates and teachers, he will bring about a change to the lands. The Grim Reaper has returned and like so long ago, he is an Uzumaki. Rated M for lemons, maybe. Naru/Kuro small harem . Haku/Guren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,399 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurotsuchi - Complete
Royal Redemption by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
The Royal Family of Humanity had come to be known as a group of rich and ignorant scum that had no care for their people, and Prince Naruto wanted no part of that. The young heir to the throne wanted more in life than endless pleasure and luxury; he wanted to help his people and make their lives better. Watch as the young prince jump into a world of madness and chaos!
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Naruto U., Mikasa A., Annie L.
Mythical Night by Myrddin le Fay reviews
After Wave, Naruto meets Kyuubi, & gets a new goal in life, but its down to him to become the Hero he wants to be. He'll help others with his bowblade, & become the hero hidden in the night, The Green Arrow. He'll save lives & protect the innocent while punishing the guilty, even if the guilty are of the village of Konoha.
Crossover - Naruto & Arrow - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,644 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Uzumaki Naruto: Birth of the New Demon King by The Engulfing Silence reviews
During the second stage of the Chunin Exams, Orochimaru made a terrible mistake in blocking the seal that held the Kyuubi. He gave birth to a being with more power then Raizen himself. Watch as Uzumaki Naruto takes the world by storm as the New Demon King
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 219,902 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 2,761 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Natural Disaster by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
AU, What if Naruto wasn't an Uzumaki or Namikaze and, was instead a orphan raised in the fires of the Second Shinboi World War. Yet amidst the chaos he's taken in by a certain clan of redheads. Armed with the family he never had, Naruto will take the whole world by storm! Naruto Godlike, Naru/Kushi/FemKyu
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,056 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Missing Anbu Commander by TheDemonKingNaruto reviews
What if Naruto was born before the Rookie 12? What if he was born at Itachi's age and knew who his parents were? What if Naruto sacrfised his life to save his mother and newborn baby sister. In-turn changing his life forever? Powerful Naruto/ Naruto Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,646 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Noble Intentions by Ranschaj reviews
Reach was a disaster, but not all is lost. A team of Spartan's has survived and intends to return to the UNSC, only to find themselves in a strange new world.
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Carter-A259/Noble One, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Naruto: Heir of Whirlpool by Lord Rahl Master of D'Hara reviews
AU.The Uzumaki clan is not dead.They rule of one of the most powerful and influential nations in the world. What will they do when they find out they were lied to about the death of Kushina's child? The heir of whirlpool has been found. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 3,759 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Spartan Protocol by Kamen Rider Gaim reviews
The war is all but over. The Master Chief and Cortana have finished the fight and plan to return to Earth with new Forerunner resources at their disposal. But a slipspace anomaly sends them into a new universe where they will encounter an enemy far older and potentially more dangerous than the Covenant ever were. Master Chief/Tali
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,205 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - [Master Chief/John-117, Tali'Zorah]
Naruto the Ace of Cait Shelter by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto was given a chance to protect everyone he loved... by never seeing them again and going to a new world. A world filled with magic, and he himself now has this magic given to him by... A little girl! How will Naruto handle a world where war is rare and the opponents are strange? Like a boss that's how! Naruto/Harem, Powerful Naruto, Dragon Slayer Naruto with a twist.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,314 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 2,345 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Naruto U., Aries, Virgo, Wendy M.
World of Warcraft Halo by Freedom Guard reviews
As the title states, this is a crossover with WOW and Halo, The Master Chief is now in Azeroth, how will the Alliance and the Horde deal with a warrior from the Stars and his A.I Companion? Story is now being Thawed slowly...
Crossover - Warcraft & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 344,023 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Naruto 'Yami' Uzumaki by Juubi's father reviews
Naruto aka Yami is reborn into the Elemental Nations after hearing about a mortal that plans to revive his adopted son Juubi nd control him. Is the Elemental Nations ready for a God whose in the need of mates. Lets Find Out Godlike Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Naruto U.
A king with no heart by V3n3ficus reviews
Naruto gained a strange power only hours after his birth. How will being king of the heartless change the events of the world? Read and find out! Strong Naruto! Darker Naruto! NarutoxHarem?
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U.
The Rise of the Emperor by The King of Death reviews
AU, What happens when the predetermined path of someone significant in the world is forever changed? The Shinobi world shall no longer be the same when reality hits Uzumaki Naruto head on destroying all he knew and makes him face the cold hard truths. Truths that will forge him into a man, a man that will become a Conqueror, An Emperor. Powerful Mature Naruto, Harem, Godlike later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,318 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Malevolence by HueyHuey reviews
The Villagers taught me how to hate, they showed me the weakest points in the body, and they taught me how to kill. Whether it'll be in the past or present, I, Naruto Uzumaki, will teach them how to fear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,750 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U., Rin
Dragon Age Origins Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
After a hostile takeover of Konoha, Naruto escapes to Ferelden, but he doesn't escape the coming Blight and is soon made a Grey Warden at Ostagar. Join Naruto & DA characters as they fight to stop the Blight. Pairing undecided till later.
Crossover - Naruto & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Tabris
Naruto:Sinister Eyes by fearme80 reviews
Everything is not always as it looks like and many people learn it the hard way. The story of Naruto Uzumaki as he searches his place in the Shinobi world. Naruharem with mostly older woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,927 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Never send a pervert to do a Horseman's job by HavocAlpha reviews
Death: Pale Horseman of the Apocalypse, is sent to Earth by the Charred Council to investigate rumours of Angels and Demons upon the world of the Third Kingdom before the appointed time. The centre of it all? Kuoh Private Academy. Now, the Executioner must deal with those who would disrupt the balance, the burdens of a high school student and a certain lecherous trio.
Crossover - Darksiders & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - H. Issei, Rias G., H. Akeno
The Night The House of Cards Was Built My Version by book lover reader reviews
Done with permission from drakensis. The first two chapters are combined into one. From there it is my work. From technically third chapter on I will conbine with a dimmensional powers idea. Massive crossover, Very Massive harem, Godlike, invincible eventually, Major Badass. NOTE: Please read note at bottom of ch. 2
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Maelstrom Fox: Friend or Foe by Namikaze09 reviews
What do you after you cheat death and enter a different dimension where villains and heroes thrive? For Naruto Uzumaki's answer it's to kick ass, take names, make new friends, and hit it off with a couple of sexy ladies be it human, demon, or alien. Harem, Anti-Hero Naruto and Satsuki Uchiha, Good Ivo and Fem. Superboy.
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Naruto U., Dinah L./Black Canary
Rise of Yami no Naruto by Kami no Uzumaki reviews
AU 'They said I was wrong, that I was a fool, and I opposed them. I waged a War against them, killed some of my own brethren, but in the end I was defeated at the hands of my equal. But in her naivety I will Rise again, and this time I will make no mistakes. I will see to it that my goal is achieved even if I must plunge the Universe into Chaos.' Dark God Naruto Harem Major Deaths
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 57,770 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Legend of the Kōjin no Kōtei by Kami no Uzumaki reviews
AU, What if long ago in the time of the Rikudo lived a Clan who's powers could save or destroy a world? What if from that Clan the Heir a Legendary man vanished from the world. Only to be awakened by one girl? Well now he's awake, and he is going to complete his goal, to find and kill a Traitor of his Clan. By any means...Dark/Grey Naruto, Godlike Naruto, Naruto Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Hellsing in Konoha by V3n3ficus reviews
On his twelfth birthday, Naruto is chased by mob across Konoha and unwittingly into the manor of the hellsing family that has been closed off for centuries. Naruto falls down a flight of stairs into the darkness below in his urgency to escape. What will he find down there? Whatever it is the world better watch out. NarutoxHarem Intelligent!Naruto Darker!Naruto in later chapters.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,858 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Naruto: Emperor of Blades Redux by Akuma Emperor of War reviews
Remixed! Naruto is banished by the connivance of the Civilian Council post-successful-Sauske retrieval. He then heads to the true land of his ancestors, the Land of Blades. Harem, Multi-Crossover, Imperial, OCs, and bashing are all present. However there will be differences from the previous version in many ways.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,537 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Koyuki
Remeber Red isn't always the color of a Devil! by Timothy1988 reviews
Okay this is story was inspired by Infamous Man's challange. A friend Betrayed and sent to a place worse than hell. Aways remember the Devil well come to collect his due. Can the Naruto world pay the price coming their way? Bleach/Naruto crossover. Revenge is sweet. Look out Konoha Narut is back and he brought some friends. NarHin/OC/Nel/Anko/Tia Harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 282 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel
The Green Masked Fox by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
During Naruto's prank on the Hokage mountain he finds something in the 4th's nose. It is the one, the only, the mask. With Naruto being a regular prankster, Kyuubi being a trickster fox, and Loki's mask what chaos will be made? Randomness to the extreme!
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Stanley I./The Mask
Striving For Greatness by Camster3100 reviews
What would happen if Kyuubi no Yoko wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto at birth? Travel along with Naruto as he becomes the strongest ninja since the Sage of the Six Paths. Unchallenged!Naruto. Naruto/HugeAdultHarem. Warning! Multiple Feminized Characters! Fem! Zabuza, Fem! Haku, Fem! Itachi, Fem! Jiraiya, Fem! Kakashi! HUGE Warning! Will contain Lemons and Limes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,613 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Naruto U.
Father of Demi-gods by xxAkuxx reviews
Naruto has done some amazing things during his shinobi career, but when he gets transported to another dimension, Meh. Becoming a Father to a Demi-god, he could deal with it. Becoming the father of 2 demi-children. Oh Shit. Now Naruto had to deal with Gods and Furies while keeping his children safe. Ordinary day for Naruto. Post 4th SW. No Flames. NaruxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,972 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 3,630 - Follows: 3,346 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Naruto U., Percy J.
Shadowmancer by Psudocode Samurai reviews
He fell...fell into darkness, shadow, cold...he never expected it to be the salvation of all that he was, and the key to true happiness and peace. Mage Naruto, dark grey/evil Third, Grey Orochi. Naruto/FF/D&D. Naruto/Shiva-Harem. Testbed story
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,302 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Four Dojutsu: Rewrite by dracohalo117 reviews
The mission to Wave changed the fate of the Shinobi world...the catalyst, a child whose village betrayed him...behold Naruto of the Four Dojutsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,817 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Ningen by Oblitus-Umbrae reviews
What does it mean to be truly human? and why is it that he who has supposed to have lost humanity so long ago still carries a hint of humanity within him. Why is he more human than others? Why? Sometimes I just have to wonder is his kind really the ones who are monsters or is it us who really us who labelled them as so. In the end I only have one question, are we truly human? -AVH
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Naruto U.
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Rising of the Dark by Thanathos reviews
After being betrayed in the VotE, Naruto is summoned into a new world, filled with races and creatures completely foreign. To understand this world, he joins the Light side of an ancient war. But once again, he must learn that not all is as it may seem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,859 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Naruto U.
The Demon of Fairy Tail by titus123 reviews
Made into a weapon at a young age, Naruto finds himself in another world full of magic and wizards. Watch as Naruto finds himself in this new world shinobi style. Parings, main NarutoxLucy, harem. Don't like don't read.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 38,040 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Naruto U.
Icha Icha Resort Paradise! by OrangeBackpack reviews
Leaving Naruto with one of his perverted possessions after his death, Jiraiya made a series of plans to get the blond ninja more into women. So how is an Island with 8 Beautiful women gonna do that? This story is a small parody filled with a bit of Romance, a forbidden Love, Friendship and a crazy Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Naruto: A Common Mistake by xxAkuxx reviews
Everyone knows that Bijuu's are basically evil incarnate but what about the Nine-tails, why is it different? What's its past? What kind of past would a Bijuu have? Experimental Fanfic, Uzumaki-Harem. Read if you want more of this fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,510 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Guardian Deity by The Rage Of Fire reviews
Naruto won the war but at a price: he's now the Hyakubi no Ookami and the Nations have perished. One day, he meets Rangiku and a relationship forms between them. How will Soul Society react to this Deity-type demon? Rating may change later. Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U., R. Matsumoto
King of the Abyss by The Rage Of Fire reviews
When Naruto died he didn't go to heaven or hell but to the Ghost Zone in a place where the weakest ghosts are Pariah's level and becomes their King. When he feels a rift appear in the Ghost Zone he's heading to Amity Park. Rated M just in case. Naruharem.
Crossover - Naruto & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Naruto U.
The Lightning Prince by The Rage Of Fire reviews
The Four Nations have been at war for one hundred years, but what if there was another Nation that the Fire Nation couldn't even conquer during Sozen's Comet: The Lightning Empire. Naruharem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Hope is Still Alive by razorbackmike reviews
He still lives after five thousand years. Now after Palpatine as made his move, will he regain his Hope? Can Aayla help him? Summary sucks sorry. Naruto/Aayla pairing.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Soul of the world by Froggy-slice reviews
Azeroth...it is more than just a name for a planet. It is more than justa title for a world. Elune knows this more than anyone for she was there when the titans locked him away. Now the question remains, How does one recruit the world itself for a war?
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Naruto U.
The Lonely Beast by MetroXLR99 reviews
AU Following the aftermath of "The Beast Within" Beast Boy's struggled with "The Beast", following the Fear and Mistrust of the other Titans compell him to leave the team...but, Raven doesn't want him to leave. BBxRAE, Based on "THE INCREDIBLE HULK"
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,010 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Not a Monster by blueflower1594 reviews
A hunter named Fearo is getting tired of hunting normal animals,so he plans to hunt down something to talk about: A boy who can change into all the animals! Can the Titans protect BeastBoy from him? And will a certain demoness fall for him in the process?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,854 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
The Kunoichi Bride by Psudocode Samurai reviews
A story read to a sick little boy will lead to changes that no one could account for. How will the world deal with one child who is seeking his nameless bride? Pseudo-cross, harem? Taking feedback.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 347 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Painful attachment by Baelparagon reviews
Hanataro finds the 2nd division commander in pain, is there anything he can do to help her? Rated M for a lemon. Changed to a full story, additional pairings needed. HanaxSoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Crimson Sea by Thanathos reviews
In the face of defeat, Madara chose to die by his own hand. However, things don't always go as one expects. How will this new world of devil-fruits, marines and pirates deal with one of the most powerful shinobi of all times thrown into it?
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,078 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Madara U.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 4,296 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
The King Is Back by Foxes-rocks reviews
What would happen when Naruto comes across an ancient summoning contract? One that is even banished from entering makai. Godzilla the king of all monsters is back! Pairings are Naruto/Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,721 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Underestimation by superdupertrooper reviews
Beast Boys has always been the one pushed around--by his enemies and his friends. What will happen when he is pushed over the edge? Who will be there to pick him up? And why is Beast Boy, the ultimate prankster, sad on April Fool's Day? I update ASAP!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,295 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Beast Boy
Why change for them? by luffyxrobin-luffyxnami reviews
Naruto beats Nagato & once done people still see him the way they saw him before like when he was a kid, no matter how many times he saves them they just wont accept him.. but he does.. he accepts it all and unlocks a new power upon the world- mass harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 425 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Farmer Naruto by Froggy-slice reviews
Uzumaki Naruto crumbled under the constant abuse by his so called peers. He gave up on ninjas as a kid in favor of a civilian lifestyle. When Akastuki becomes too big a threat they offer to train him seven years too late. he hates all things ninja Nar/Aya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Killer Bee
The 12 tasks of Hanatarou by Shekron Kaizar reviews
Hanatarou vs the captains of Soul Society. Soifon and Hanatarou have to escape Hueco Mundo and... dun-dun-duuun each other!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,010 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hanatarō Y.
The Changeling King by emeralddragon24 reviews
Beastboy is the last living heir of the Changeling King. So what will happen when said King dies? Thrust into a kingship and life that he doesn't want will he be able to get the one he loves? Or is things not looking so hot for him?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,592 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Beast Boy, Raven
The Trouble With Tabloids by VeelaChic reviews
The lives of movie stars and musicians seem to no longer interest the reporters of Jump City. So what do they write about now? The Teen Titans. Watch as the writers start rumors, take pictures, and twist the truth. BBRAE STAROB CyBee rated for saftey
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,411 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/27/2005
Thawing Heart by gamekid03050 reviews
Welcome Back readers. Real chapter 7 is up. Suna is under attack and people are dying. Can Naruto save them all or will all his friends die? Prepare for the meaning behind Thawing Heart in the next few chapters of the Suna War. Read or Die! [NarutoHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,614 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Naruto U., Temari
Litany by RabulaTasa reviews
Fear is the mind killer. It is the little death that brings total obliteration. When Raven goes too far in punishing Beast Boy, can either one of them be saved from themselves? Apologies to Frank Herbert.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Perfection by Jessemudflap reviews
He had done it as a joke at his own expense. That notebook was only there to make him laugh at those who hurt him. But now, it seems, he's too far broken to be mended.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Color Of Love Is Green? by ShadowKnux reviews
After a failed Get Robin attempt, Kitten, Raven, Starfire and Jinx are all consumed with feelings for...BeastBoy? Watch as the poor Titan finds himself the object of desparate affection for four women. Final pairing is a secret, for now. Please, R&R!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,343 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Beast Boy
Sometimes, Love Just Needs Less by Tammy Tamborine reviews
Everyone knows what happened to the Titans when Raven denied her fears, but what happened to her emotions? Well, it's about to happen again, but with denying a much more powerful emotion... BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Seven Years' Bad Luck in One Day by Demigod reviews
COMPLETE Raven's life has been calm and peaceful recently, until a fateful battle causes her magical mirror to break. How will Raven deal with the problems of a splintered mind, and rogue emotions running all over? BBxRae COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,291 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
I'll Be by Ellivia22 reviews
After the 'Beast incident, Beast Boy has lost all respect from his team, making him almost go over the edge. Can Raven help him get his friends back before things get worse? Rated T for suicide mention. BBxRae. Complete! R&R.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,755 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
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God's Bayonet reviews
They thought they've seen it all. Sacred Gears, Angels, Fallen Angels, Devils, and even Dragons. But nothing could have prepared them for Saint Guillotine.
Crossover - Hellsing & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 3/17 - Alexander
A Noble Mission reviews
A new mission. A new goal. New enemies, allies, technology, and a war not their own. As it has been said, if it were easy, it wouldn't be a Noble mission. This galaxy won't know what hit them.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (F)
The Nidaimes Living Legacy reviews
Naruto grew up as the son of the Second Hokage and surrounded by family and friends who helped him grow. When he is warped from a time of hate and war to an era of relative peace, how will he react? And will the world be able to handle the Nidaimes last living legacy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/6
The Second's Son reviews
Naruto is the Nidaime Hokage's son, transported to the Forbidden Scroll incident. How will the world handle the second's son. Slightly OP or more so Naruto. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,556 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Naruto U.
The Will of the Forgotten-Revamped reviews
He was betrayed. Abandoned by the very village he sought to protect. They forgot about him. Cast with the other dregs of the nations, survival was but a dream for the delusional. but to survive is to endure and prosper. And he has most certainly survived.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Naruto U.
A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Two people who would have never meet in this life or the next find themselves coming face to face on an island after events that should have garunteed their demise. Set sail with Blackbeard as he teaches Naruto how to sail the black flag. NaruHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Naruto U., Edward T./Blackbeard