Waking up in the body of a standard Genin, a village invasion on the horizon and a count down until to a full out apocalypse only a few years away, what's a lad to do? There was only one thing he could do, cheat. Thankfully, this game system that instigated all of this in the first place, was quite helpful in that regard. Gamer Insert.

I was chosen because I had thought it through and because I knew what pain and suffering was. Now I have the chance to see if my ideas can help Shepard save the galaxy. SI.

'So, summary. I am in the Naruto world. I have a name that isn't mine and I have a really nerfed version of the Gamer. Is that all? Am I forgetting something?... Right, Inventory.' At that I received yet another disappointment.

I'm not a good person. I've killed, and will continue to. However, here and now I have a chance to be better. To make the galaxy better and I'm going to take it. No matter what I have to go through, what I have to endure. I will help Shepard create a better galaxy, even at the cost of my life I will help create a better galaxy. Maybe this can be my redemption. Completed

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Auror Draco Malfoy's ongoing rivalry with Potter has not ended in the decade or more since the end of the war. It isn't until an accident of time travel, does Draco realise how cursed Potter's life has been. Hopefully, a Death Eater kidnapping the Boy Who Lived won't cause too many problems. Or, perhaps, hopefully, it will. No Paradox, Time Travel!

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Featuring post sequel Han Solo wrecking havoc on the timeline due to the assumptions of the characters he encounters. Where Obi-Wan creates a new doctrine or five, Mace Windu fights of Solo-Skywalker induced headaches, Dooku is unaware he is collecting Dark Side teachings, Plagueis believes he encountered another Sith line, Sidious staves off paranoia-induced enemies, and more.

Tony Stark didn't waste Infinity on a normie's patch job. Unfortunately, simulations didn't lead to the outcomes he was looking for. Tired and depressed on top of dying and losing his family, he almost pulled a Wandavision, which is just terrible. He settled for dumping the problem on his therapist, namely me. That I'm the reformed Emperor of Space Sparta is pure coincidence.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide? (Up for Adoption... if your pen is nice)

Lives are cheap and money is everything. That's how the orphanage made its money - lending out children for human expirementation. L is an old man at the age of fifteen and he knows he doesn't have much time left. All that mattered was getting out, but he soon learns that the world is a lot bigger than Night City. And that the galaxy is a lot bigger than Earth.

Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.

Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert) [COMPLETE... FOR NOW]

A Jedi youngling decides to seek his future out in the wider galaxy, rather than be shipped off to the agri-corps. Years later he decides to post how to videos about the Force on the HoloNet. Not a crack fic. Not an SI.

You all know how these stories go. OC gets inserted into Mass Effect and fights alongside Shepard to save the galaxy. Wait what? What do you mean that it's more complicated than that? What could possibly change? What do you mean "the main character isn't human"? Well, what are they then?

As the USS Voyager becomes embroiled in the war between the Borg & Species 8472, a strange anomaly is detected on the Borg Cube where Captain Janeway is negotiating for the life of her crew and maybe for all life in the Delta Quadrant. Within that anomaly hides a centuries old secret. A being who found that resistance was not futile and will continue to resist till the end.

Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three year old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar craved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords. (multi-povs. Unreliable narrator. AU)

Sequel to "Beacon's Effect 3: Awakening." In our darkest hour, we follow the adventures of Ko'le and Shepard as they attempt to break a cycle that has existed longer than any could imagine, going on seemingly impossible missions against seemingly invincible foes. But for Shepard and Company, that is what they do best. Rated 'M' for violence, language, and 'stuff.'

When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.

The story brought to you by the depressing realization that any realistic SI involving myself can be summed up as: "He died. Horribly." But... death in the Buffyverse is hardly the end. Sometimes it's just a beginning. A pseudo-SI turned vampire story. Rated M for comedic sociopathy.

Third in series, read prequels or be confused. Harry had spent his whole life wishing for magic to be more abundant, and that was precisely what he got. He wasn't even particularly upset about the many serious dangers inherent in such a thing, for what was life without challenge? The irony of ending up in Azeroth after all the references was a bit on the nose, though.

A CYOA Story with a twist, an SI with no knowledge of the setting but the ability to escape anything except his fate.

Join Benjamin Blake as he takes on the marvel universe. Be Very Aware this is Anti Hero and Hero'ish MC I do not own X-men, Marvel or DC properties. This is pure fanfic so let's all just enjoy ourselves and suspend a little disbelief.

The Fates of the MCU have written for Harry Potter to die during a failed Obscurial Transformation. A drunken conversation between the heads of the Marvel verse has changed that and Harry has ended up with Gamer powers among other things. Watch Harry go through Hogwarts, Kamar-Taj, and Xavier's institute as he learns to use his powers and level up. Contains a Flerken. Harem by Arc3

Based on The Galactic War challenge by Belgrath on DZ2's forums. During the Battle at the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter is sent to the Star Wars universe. Arriving two years before Attack of the Clones, this is Harry's story as he grows through the Clone Wars and his return home. An eventual H/Hr, it will develop after harry's return. Not sure which genres to call this one.

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

Fate is a funny thing. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has passed and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry into helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/BSG (now a bit of Stargate in the mix) Major edit 2020/21

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."

SI-OC Naruto fanfiction. Mostly canon until Tsunade becomes Godaime, changes snowball together at some point. MC will do his damn best to become strong enough to survive, while trying to bring some civilization in a world where 12 years old are taught how to kill.

At the end of his first year, Harry's battle with Quirrell goes a little differently. Dumbledore asks for help outside the wizarding world to heal the damage. A HP/Avengers crossover that respects the timelines while throwing in new twists and characters you may not have seen coming. Year 3 is finished, coming up on Year 4. Enjoy!

All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.

How does the wizarding world react when it finds out that it is not the only wizarding world? A young Harry is taken to the home of Dr Stephen Strange, and is far more ready for the challenges he will be made to face

When Harry and Voldemort died at each others hands, Harry awoke in an alley as a ten year old girl. Perplexed at this turn of events but not overly surprised, she is taken to Wool's Orphanage. Now known as Iris Black, she is roomed with Tom Riddle, who she decides to befriend because honestly, why not see how things unfold from the other side? It might be fun.

I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century. Metagaming and Magitech.

All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.

Reincarnation. Lovely. I want to live to age 30, but nooooo; it has to be a fighting anime with Doomsday plan in motion! Kakashi is a Troll, Shisui can't deal, I'm stalked by an eldritch-ish Aburame and Itachi crashes on my couch now. Say bye-bye to canon! SI Kimimaro. No slash pairings. PERMANENTLY RELOCATED TO AO3.

Newly emancipated 15 year old Harry Potter decides to get out of Britain for the summer and head to Vegas for his vacation, bringing along Tonks and Remus to keep him out of trouble. Two days later Harry wakes up in a hotel room in bed with Tonks and two mystery women,Remus is missing, and next to no memory about the last two days. What happened? This story will have a harem.

After the Chamber of Secrets, two unlikely allies bond over their similar backgrounds. Their plans for freedom take them on a different path through Harry's adventures and will bring them together in unexpected ways. HarryxPansy Proactive/Cynical/Independent/Morally Grey Harry

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

A silly tale in which I am inserted into the SW Galaxy. Can I, a middle aged 21st century plebe succeed where a bunch of bodacious badasses failed in not having Anakin go bad? Can I also avoid a shanking from the Legion of Sith friends?

An unassuming Potions Master winds up in the Shinobi continent with no idea how he got there and or even how to get home. Follow his adventures as he opens up a tea shop in Konoha and gets involved with the many shinobi of the new world that he's in.

Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.

Follow the adventures of Michael Liddle as he quite literally falls into the ME universe. A self insert covering the events of the first entry of the series. Follows the story of the Normandy crew and more as they strive to save a changing galaxy.

Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.

Being reincarnated as Harry Potter's fraternal twin sister really puts a new meaning behind "death is but the next great adventure." Grey!OC. -COMPLETED-

Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

The Cycle of the Avatar has held for thousands of years. Other Cycles can stretch far, far longer. An A:tLA/Mass Effect Cross-Over

What if the Dementor attack in 5th year had ended with Harry losing? What if someone had stepped in to save him? And what if Harry ended up in the past with a chance to be more than he ever was before? A story about a forcibly time travelled Harry and its consequences... Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

When the dementor attack presents Harry with an opportunity to begin to fight back he gladly sets himself on the path to have a hand in his future. But as time goes on, it's clear that not all is the same as it once was. Why has his scar stopped hurting? What are these seemingly random objects he's drawn to? How deep does the connection between him and Voldemort truly run? Post GoF

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.

LT Nathan Briggs was on his way to N school before being transferred to Alliance HQ in Vancouver, on guard duty. Commander Shepard was probably one of the last people in the galaxy he wanted to meet. **Femshep** (tags still broken). My take on ME3. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also will contain some major character death.

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done. (Time Traveller!Sakura, ROOT!Sakura, Mokuton!Sakura)

When Qui-Gon Jinn is told to take a new padawan, the Force pushes him towards a certain initiate - but when Qui-Gon is told that Obi-Wan cannot speak, he hesitates. And all the while, Palpatine moves in the shadows... Angst, fluff, adventure, humour. AU JA era. Featuring Mace Windu, Dooku, Tahl, Kit Fisto, and others! Now into Arc 5!

After failing his first genin examination, Naruto finds himself in front of the library. In a sudden bout of inspiration, he decides to enter and find a peculiar scroll. (It's an OP!Naruto story. I repeat it's an OP!Naruto story labelled as HUMOR!) ABANDONED.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Some Self-Inserts in One Piece end up as initial weaklings, but gain power. Most SIs in One Piece end up with the Straw Hat Pirates. This SI is not so lucky. Canon Expansion, doesn't follow the Straw Hat crew. No longer updating on this site. Please go to Ao3 or Spacebattles for additional chapters.

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

Fem!Harry. Heather wants to hide in the bottom of the ocean. Hermione wants to change the world. Draco wants to be seen as himself and not his father. And Luna? Well...she's Luna. An idea starts a chain of events and none of them regret it.

AU OFC. The Genin Corp. It's a place the weak and worthless go. Or it used to be until an orphan from Tsuchi No Kuni decides otherwise. Follow Aioka as she reforms Konoha by building up those who've lost hope.

A soul from our world is thrown into the body of Ron Weasley in the exact moment that Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Teenage hormones, dark lords, and missing memories is a hell of a combination. SI

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.

During the climactic battle with Kaguya, Naruto is transported to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Realizing that no one is coming for him, Naruto sets himself on an odyssey filled with mad gods, powerful tyrants and a few stones to find his way back home.

Most people would have called it "The Worst Day Of Their Lives". But to Naruto It's The start of something wonderful. After all, what's good doesn't have to be pleasant and once you hit rock bottom the only way to go is up, right? Watch as one bad day...saves the world. Naru/Hina. Minor AU.

I die and wake on Omega with a new much improved body, a taste for blood, and a biotically charged attitude. Well I'm alive again, I'm gonna survive come what may. Pre ME2 with an OC told in first person. M rating for violence, language and adult themes. Come and join the fun. Please give it a try and reviews are always welcome.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Written by cyrileom on Spacebattles. When Harry Dresden went on to his final judgment, he was expecting something a little more judgmenty than founding Hogwarts...

If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.

AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.

She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Harry Potter simply wanted to take a break from being everyone's hero. Who'd have thought that being kidnapped by Jaffa out of some lousy Diner would do the trick? Poor SG1. They have no idea how far down the rabbit hole goes. Harry Potter/Stargate Crossover, eventual AU (COMPLETE, if you can believe it!)

Some guy gets reincarnated into a baby in a multi-crossover world. He makes plans, like any reincarnator is bound to. Smallville/BtVS/Harry Potter so far.

I died a stupid death. But I was reborn into a world with no boundaries, where Garp the Hero is my grandfather and my future can be amazing. Until I find that whatever reincarnated me had second guessed that choice, and I now have to battle for every second of my life against a terminal illness. I will not die pitifully again. I will live. Rated M to be safe. Eventual Zoro/OC.

Shepard chose to destroy Sovereign. The Council then declared war on the SA for that betrayal. The Humans tried to fight but it was a losing battle. Subjugation leading to extinction was not acceptable for making the hard military decision so the Humans chose another path and made a deal with the Reapers. The galaxy and the Cycle would never be the same. AU Eternity beckons.

There's something to be said about being too strong. Once you have the ability to do anything you want, you find that you don't really want to do anything.

He was so done with this nonsense. However fate, it seemed, was not done with him. Reborn as Portagas D. Ace, lost son of the Pirate King himself, he is determined to live life HIS way for a change. Especially if it means protecting his loved ones properly this time, like his baby brother Luffy. The World Government has no idea who they're messing with.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

It is said that the measure of a man is much more than skin deep. What makes a person tick then? What motivates them and drives them? Why do people do what they do? Let us look into the mind of the galaxy's most infamous tyrant and find out, shall we?

Instead of attending Hogwarts, Harry Potter was taken as an apprentice by a druid who taught him a more archaic form of magic. Now fully trained in the mystic arts of water and wood, he comes out of isolation to rejoin magical society and wage guerrilla warfare against Voldemort through ritual magic and alliances with the fae creatures of ancient Britain.

The Girl-Who-Lived grew up in a stable household despite Dumbledore's manipulations, as Iris Dursley she lives a perfectly normal life until she and Dudley get a new game system for Christmas. Inspired by their characters the pair soon discover Iris's magic powers, which Dudley quickly declares makes her a Red Mage and he the Paladin that protects her. Now to finish the party...

Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!

You wake up in a world not your own; or is it? It doesn't matter. You've come equipped with a bit of science, some modern ideas, and the plot. You decide to figure it out day to day as you go along. OC SI

After the bell test from hell the three newly named Team Seven have to learn to work together fast or suffer the consequences from their scary sensei. In which Naruto is already inventing his own seals, Sasuke loves explosions, Sakura gets along with a certain snake loving person a bit to well for the rest of Konoha, and two people start getting along to the horror of everyone.

Harry Potter had won the war, it had been bloody, brutal, and in the end almost entirely pointless. Despite his influence nothing changed in their secluded society and eventually he just stopped caring. With Hermione's blessing he eventually decides to perform a ritual that jumps universes, and somehow ends up the caretaker of a female version of himself. Chaos, of course, ensues.

Harry Potter is distraught at the loss of his Godfather and with a little understanding from a blonde friend of his runs though the Veil after him. In Doing so he becomes so lost...but will he find his way home again? What will he discover while gone? If he does return home will he ever be the same? HP/LL ALL CHAPTERS NOW BETA'D... with CH 1-6 reedited for easier reading.

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.

Arya Stark died, then she met Death's granddaughter at the crossroads. Said green eyed woman called herself Lillith, and gave Arya a choice, move on, or become the twin sister of Harry Potter and help him achieve his destiny. In exchange, when they eventually passed on the pair would be reborn as Eddard Stark's children once again, magic powers included. How could she say no?

On the job one night, Crowley discovers a house with a child being abused by a family. He takes the kid in and adopts him as his son. The child is Harry Potter before he ever got his letter to Hogwarts. This is a story of him growing up with Crowley and Gabriel as parental figures with all the obstacles that come with becoming part demon, part wizard, and all kinds of crazy.

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

Harry is entering into a new phase of his life, now all bets are off! Who will be left holding the Deadman's Hand? Edited by the mighty Pazed!

The World of One Piece is a much darker and grittier place then Oda has given it credit. With Pirates, Marines, Sea Monster - OH MY! Guess all it needs to change things up is for someone to be reincarnated and re-evaluate the standards. Hope the familiar faces and worn out places can handle the revolution. (RATING SUBJECTED TO CHANGE, LUFFY AS RE - NOT SI - SO NO OUTSIDE KNOWLEDGE)

After being abandoned in New York by the Dursleys, Harry is found by the Ghostbusters. When he turns 11, he's not quite as eager to go to Hogwarts as one might think... But if nothing else, the year will certainly be interesting. Contains some exploration of magicks and magical American politics. Rated for language.

Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem

Nuking Ra's spaceship as it was about to enter hyperspace was a bad idea, as young Harry Potter is about to find out. Competent Harry, Competent Dumbledore, Political intrigue, magic in space, Sort of Dark Lord Potter but there's no such thing as Dark Magic. Harry out to conquer the magical word for it's own good, then space, just because he can.

1st SI - Power was everywhere in the Naruto world if you knew where to look and are motivated to take it by all mean. Being an abused child with the mind of an adult was all the motivation Arashi Uzumaki needed to use the timeline and the Will of Fire as his plaything to never be weak again. (Dark Minded OC/SI Non-Yin Kyubi Jinchuriki Twin Brother of Naruto - Mostly canon pairings)

Iris Potter finds herself merged with two alternates of herself from different universes and different walk of life. How will she deal with Hogwarts and beyond? Bad summary, I know.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Anakin was a Jedi once. He was also a 45-year-old Sith Lord. Yet now he's nine again and back at the Jedi Temple, determined to change destiny. To do so he just has to juggle preventing Dooku from joining Sidious, starting a personal war against slavery, avoiding Palpatine, and Jedi training to all while maintaining the facade of a child. Too bad that's never been his strong point.

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

A chance encounter with the number one Fuinjutsu master of the elemental nations, Minori Yadokawa, leads Naruto down an entierly different path in life. Where will this new road lead him? To what extent has Minori-chan changed Naruto's life? to what extent has she changed the world?

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?

A/U: My version of the Harry Potter fan traveling to HP universe cliche, where he inhabits Harry's body after Harry dies. Fan is a Mexican-American teen who will bring his perspective to the story. Hopefully the story will be as funny as I think it will be. No planned pairings. No Ginny pairing for sure. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER. JKR HAS THAT HONOR. I SIMPLY PLAY IN HER WORLD

This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.

At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

A Jedi youngling, aged out of the crèche, joins the AgriCorps… twice. First by being sent, then by choosing to stay.

Just how angry was he that his life was not his own, that his future had been irrevocably mapped out and that he was being forced into an unloved machination of a marriage. Well he was angry enough to do the ritual, cast the spell and let his body die... See chapter one for more.

While exploring Slytherin's hidden library, Harry accidently activates a portkey, and finds himself transported to a strange facility housing something called a Stargate.

A man with the memories and skills of a Sith Warrior from a conflict that ended four millenia ago finds himself thrown in the opening weeks of the Clone Wars. He has a mission - deal with the current Sith Lord and his supporters permanently and prepare the galaxy for the eventual arrival of the Vong. This is a SI story.

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

The mirror of Erised was keeping more trapped in it than a red rock, but Lilly's protection cut a deal with it during the battle with Quirrelmort. Now Alice is out, has vowed to assist Harry until he no longer needs her, and has spent nearly a hundred years in the magical world, looking out from her prison and finding ways to make all of her tricks work for real.

Meeting by chance at the crossroads between life and death, Kushina Uzumaki and Lily Potter hatch a daring plan to ensure their sons don't grow up alone.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

Good or bad, most people want to make some sort of difference to what is around them in their lives. Few rarely do, and even fewer are remembered for their attempts. Now, one shall rise a war tempered lord, whose name will ring out loudly for all to know. The world itself is rocked as a result, and a legend is born.

Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

There are many things Harry Potter shouldn't do while ridiculously drunk or high: listening to his equally wasted friend's 'brilliant ideas' is one. Hello past, hello future! Never fear, Wizarding World: Peter Pettigrew, Gilderoy Lockhart and Dolores Umbridge have come to save you! Er, yay? [Mostly HP, some Naruto, Ranma, Twilight, NGE] HP/Multi, R/H, SB/NB Time/dimensional travel

Sucked into an inter-dimensional space-time quantum plot devi- um, rift- Antiheroine's Kara Shepard is inexplicably dropped into canon Mass Effect 2/3 situations. Watch as she reacts, badly. For those of us who wanted to select dialogue option number four. Ep. 7: Inane AI, and the end of all things.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

Warning: Crackfic. What if someone hit the Premiseverse with a happy button, and Ahern was the Spectre that Shepard should have been? Will only make much sense if you are familar with the rest of my series. M mostly for language, and violence. Does not feature angst, conspiracies, or sanity, and it's Saren, Balak and Ahern against an enemy you will die laughing to behold.

End of 4th year and Voldemort's back,but Harrys not waiting for him to make the first move SnowPoint Academy,hidden in the frozen reaches of the Antarctic ocean,is nothing like Hogwarts, but to win this war that may be exactly what Harry needs,but darker things are stirring in the shadows, and nothing is sure.fusion with Heralds of Valdemar(fut. AU)

Sequel to Snow Point. The first true blow in the War for earth has been struck, but true damage may be only to our heroes enemies. Alive, but tossed through time they must find their way home. But Luna's words echo. "its doesn't matter what really happened, in the face of what people THINK happened."

Harry Potter has done it: he has defeated the Dark Lord. Yet this victory has come at a great price: namely, the eradication of the entire human race. Wizards, muggles, and creatures alike perished and now Harry is alone left, cursed with the title of the Master of Death and an extended life. So, Harry does what any wizard with too much time would: he goes "traveling".

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Three Jedi come to Earth on an exploration mission and accidentally land on the Hogwarts front lawn. What happens when some of our favourite students encounter the wonders and terrors of the galaxy.

Brynden Tully wakes up with that worst of all possible curses, an unprepared self-insert. He knows a whole bunch of supernatural nonsense is about to wreck his kingdom. If he wants to do anything about it, he's going to need an army. Self-Insert, SI, no tech uplift or gunpowder

Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.

Doctor, Healer, Wife? Blue Phones, secret marriages and trying to keep everything under the Statute of Secrecy is a juggling match. Still, Janet didn't survive one war to fail in another. [[ Complete - Sequel Pending. ]]

D'Hoffryn isn't happy with the destruction of magic and decides that Faith and Xander are going to be his tools to change things, sending them back to their younger lives in Sunnydale. AU Time travel, Prequel,PeggySue, Language and Violence.

Dying was easy, just close your eyes and there it is. But something has interference and I've been given another chance. This time I'm not going to waste it. Rewrite. SI. OC. Reincarnation. Genre Savvy!Smart!Powerful!Fem!Naruto. Potential Trigger.

AU Harry! Dark! Powerful! Power! He still has his humanity but someone will have to recognize it to make him believe he's still capable of being good. Harry has creature forms and abilities. Watch out when the Magic and Muggle worlds collide. Story will be General. No Slash!

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

AU First Contact War. It was 48 years of endless slaughter and death. And from the pain and suffering of such unprecedented conflict, emerged an unprecedented plot, born of hate, to bring it all to an end...

The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi

In a world with where Harry wasn't sent to his other family due to the jealously might've shown towards his younger brother. He taught himself, trained himself and molded himself into something no one ever expected him to be. (Harry Potter x Stargate x The Dresden Files) Harry x small three person Harem.

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

Uzumaki Naruto didn't receive the time and attention he needed to really shine until after the Chuunin Exam. Hyuuga Hinata was constantly put down and belittled. What would happen if they helped give each other the things they needed most?

Angel Potter, commonly called Harry by the idiots of the magical society, decides to take a gamble with her fate and uses a circle she finds in her mother's journal in hopes of finding her father. She just never expected to find love as well. Now her fate is intertwined with that of the Elric brothers, and she's finding a kindred spirit in the older brother Edward. Can she survive?

Nozomi Kamikaze is the fastest Shinobi Courier in the Elemental Countries. But she leads a double life. Her birth name is Naruko Uzumaki, jinchuriki of he Nine Tailed Fox...and the summoner of the fabled Chaos Sages. But after the Academy Exam, Naruko says is enough is enough and finally leaves her life as Naruko for good. Now Nozomi is taking the Shinobi Continents by storm.

We know that if Hinata goes back in time, her main goal is Naruto's happiness. Now how about a Naruto whose primary reason for being back in time is Hinata? One who doesn't really care to act like his usual dead-last self, and who certainly doesn't have qualms about using makeout sessions as positive reinforcement. NaruHina, time travel.

Just after Harry's 11th birthday he has an unexpected visitor, that turns the future... and the past, on it's head. *ON HIATUS to work on Xanderpocalypse*

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

Naruto discovers a love for Fuuinjutsu and with the help of his new friends, and some spirits they will test the very limits of what a ninja can do. Naruto/harem.

Loosely based on the Warp 11 song of the same name, the USS Redding is not a typical Starfleet vessel. The captain plays by his own rules, the crew looks out for themselves, and the newest crewmember has to decide if he's going crazy or if it's just everyone else.

When a strange device capable of remarkable feats is found in the Martian ruins, the course of humanity's history changes forever. The resulting leaps and bounds in technology leave humanity well prepared to deal with the rest of the galaxy. AU

AT. Twenty five years Post-Reaper War, someone's trying to change history. Two council agents end up in a past that doesn't quite match what they know, where the First Contact War lasted thirty years. Can they still cobble together the crew of the Normandy to stop the Reapers? And stop their parents from killing each other in the process? F!ShepxGarrus M!OCxTali F!OCxNihlus

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

"Life is a chaotic system, change one variable the results become unpredictable" And one fateful encounter with a powerful Librarian has changed all the variables in Naruto's life. Witness the rise, and trip, and rise again, and sit back down because getting up too quickly does weird things to the head, and eventual ascendancy of UZU-flippin'-MAKI NARUTO!

Xander falls through a portal and ends up in a land unlike any he's ever seen before.

Two amnesiacs are found in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. They have no records within the village, or from anywhere else. Cleared by T&I, they are then given permission by the Hokage to raise an orphan. Little bits of who they were slowly leak into who they are though. Don't own anything. 3-way X-over with InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

As they come back from the execution of a deserter, Eddard Stark and his party find a dead stag lying in the snow. Near it is a dead She Direwolf, seven pups and a sleeping dark haired young wizard who just appeared in this world. MoD Harry Absolutely non graphic slash

They were the Leaf's darkest and most sinister secrets. Vampires. Alucard and his mate Seras were hidden deep in the Hidden Leaf, never to see the light of day again after being sealed. However fate has a way of bringing even the most terrifying secrets to light... Naruko Uzumaki will bring back the race of Vampires and uncover what really happened that night with the Kyuubi!

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Every shinobi has a quirk that keeps them more or less insane. It's in the job description. But when a revenge prank on his father takes a life of it's own, Itachi finds that his is a little more...vocal than others. Meet Yoruichi Uchiha, the "illegitimate" daughter of Fugaku. Konoha will have to watch out, because this Uchiha version of the Red Hot Habenaro is here to stay!

A collection of Cerberus documents providing insight into alien history, biology, cultures and military forces of the asari, turians, and salarians. Tied into my alternative universe fics (Of Sheep and Battlechicken) and quite dark. Sort of my take on Renegade Reinterpretations, except more like 'bloodthirsty lunatic reinterpretations with an axe.' M for profanity.

One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

When everything is taken away, how can you have a second chance? This chronicles the story of a SSV Normandy soldier that rejoins after losing everything precious to him . Along the way he earns his keep on the SR2, puts life and limb on the line to stop the Collectors, and finds salvation in the form of a lovely thief. Contains adult and mature themes.

The Great War was a long one, millions made it, more didn't. Frank is an ODST, a human just like us, that has managed to survive the most grueling battles for years. With so much experience under his belt he has some amazing stories to tell. This are the life stories of an immature, not-all-in-there, and talented Marine just living, fighting, and being plain badass during the war.

Blatant, shameless Naruto Self Insert. Written in narrative and with an effort to stay believable in a world of magic. And don't argue with me, chakra is magic; a rose by any other name and all that rot. So this is me, a victim of the Q dropped into Naruto just before the coronation of Namikaze Minato, oh god, how will I survive?

The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

100 years after Shepard destroyed the Mass Relays, one colony world spared the worst of the conflict finally attempts to reach out and reconnect with the galaxy at large. But nothing is ever all that simple...

When Commander Shepard requires a tattoo artist, Jack finds herself stitching together the woman's enigmatic nature and mysterious history. Three Headed Dog (Part 3 of 3) : Atropos, The Illusive Man's story. A Jane 'Foucault' Shepard tale.

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery

In his first academy year, Naruto, got fed up and said, "Fine if you won't teach me any techniques then I'll just make my own. He learns much more and continues with his dream. Not quite sure where this story is going and probably sporadic updates because I really don't have any plans for the story. Just working on it while I'm trying to get my other story working again.

The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development

Naruto's always had big dreams, but unbeknownst to him he's heir to a legacy that dwarfs all of them. Sometimes all it takes is the beat of a butterfly's wings to put you on the path to greatness. With some luck, some help, and a whole lot of hard work, Naruto is going to make the name Uzumaki something to be respected once more. Naru/Haku, probably multi later on.

Cerberus' goal was simple in concept: resurrect Shepard to be precisely the same. They failed. Pushing forward, the result was a powerful, untested cybernetic soldier who doubts his own humanity. Now, he will need to lean on his new crew of unknowns, old friends, a past love, and a new one even more fragile than he. [Many thanks to my fellow authors 'JacksAreWild' and 'Bebus']

Do the traitor legions hold any regrets? This is the prologue to a much larger tale, which is Mrated. If enough people like it, I'll start putting the additional chapters online. Be warned; the full version is a long story currently at 134k wordcount with another 60k to write. Still, I'd appreciate any comments.

During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.

What if Nihlus didn't die on Eden Prime? This is an AU retelling of Mass Effect where the fateful meeting with Saren plays out differently, changing everything.

When Cordelia Chase falls into a coma, it's up to Xander Harris to see to her care. With help from Anya, he finds hope halfway across the world. Meanwhile, Harry Potter is coming to a few realizations about his life, deciding he really doesn't care for them much at all. Het, slash, femslash, bashing, deaths, etc.

Harry's life up to his eleventh birthday was painful and harsh. Dumped in an abusive home by dead parents, running away from that home to take his life into his own hands and then surviving by his wits and his feet. Then a letter came, and opened a whole new world... An AU fiction with hopefully enough action and comedy to entertain.

Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE

Auror Harry Potter has sociopathic tendencies, looks good in leather pants, and can't escape the life he's chosen. Enter Luna Lovegood. Multichapter, HarryLuna.

The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.

They say that history is written by the victor. Harry finds that this is not the case, history is actually written by the manipulative old coot behind the victor, and this Harry is not going to let himself be stepped all over, unless of course Luna tells him to.

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

The Reaper War is finally over. Five years have passed since Commander Shepard was declared K.I.A. after destroying the sentient machines, and the galaxy continues to spin on. But strange events have caused the Citadel Council to form a team to investigate the place where she disappeared. And what they discover may change the galaxy forever...

A rewrite of ME, with a greater focus on storytelling and logical plausibility, rather than gameplay effects. This story concerns a Shepard who is diplomatic, widely travelled and a behind-the-scenes character, rather than a direct interventionist.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

One minute, I'm at home; the next, I'm in a wretched hive of alien criminals. This universe is a death-trap; the apocalypse is coming and the Reapers are going to kill us all. I'm no soldier, I'm a cowardly thinker. To survive, I'll have to think outside the box. But first, I have to survive Omega. To do that, I'll have to cast my lot in with the ruler of this rock, Aria T'Loak.

An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.

When everything you once cared about is dead, what is left to fight for? When John Shepard is reassigned to the Normandy, he is set onto the greatest adventure in his life, facing adversity, an unconquerable darkness, and the fear of losing everything he cherishes. Follow Shepard on his tale of hardship, bravery, and perhaps even love. /Warning: Does not follow canon!/

The Sorting Hat serves more purposes than is apparent. One of them is as a safe guard against abusive families. What changes might be wrought from this? Rated for coarse language and mild violence.

Set post Chosen, but nothing to do with Season Eight; in fact it's set in present time (2009), which would actually make it around Season Thirteen or Fourteen. Xander was always considered the normal one; 100% human, 100% of the time. They have no idea what 100% human means, but they're soon to find out.

The publication of the Precipice Archives Report for the Third Citadel detailing the events since five billion years ago, how the attempt to save life led to its cyclic destruction, and how this affected the galaxy five billion years later.

It was not the beginning of the end. It was not the end of the end. It was simply the end of the beginning.

Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?

HP/N crossover, starts very dark, hence H/C genre, takes off after chapter 2. Funny, eccentric at times and kind of weird at others, basically crack whilst sticking mostly to canon personalities. A/N: I own neither Naruto nor Harry Potter A/N2: REVIEW!

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Unable to find any real documentation on fuinjutsu as an art, Sealmaster Naruto Namikaze, joined by his wife, decides to take this obscure art and turn it into a discipline that will be accorded the same level of importance as the three main ninja arts.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.

Xander is tired of not being able to find anything, sleep or eat. Slayer Central is not is idea of fun. So he leaves.

Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.

An aging Obi-Wan Kenobi undertakes one last quest to discover lost Jedi Lore. Can he learn the most powerful secret the Order ever posessed? A story that answers one of the big questions still left in Star wars mythology!

There are creatures in the multiverse that should not be allowed beyond their own confines. Unfortunately someone has opened a door that should have remained closed. Thousand Shinji sequel/sidestory

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future

Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

YAHF, the only unexplored possibility.

In answer to the Xander Zone's Halloween challenge, what if Xander hadn't dressed as the solider on Halloween? What if he was dressed as the world's greatest detective? and no, I don't mean Batman

WARNING: Character Death Ahead.The final Surviving Scooby falls in battle.

Xander dresses as someone a tad different. Can't say more, or you'll guess who!

Xander encounters Ethan Rayne during 'Band Candy', and afterwards, the events of the 199899 senior year end up happening somewhat differently. [COMPLETE]

Xander in Season Seven... Doing what needs to be done, no matter the cost.

Some good things never come to an end, as someone finds out.

The overlooked can be underestimated. A ROTS AU. Complete.

The SGC may be in the right, but not within the law... Janet's POV.

A night in the dojo leads to looking at some hard truths. Rated for emotional content, some language. Complete.

Late-night laundry leads to a few other people keeping an eye on Cheyenne Mountain... UL, crossover with Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.