Author has written 18 stories for Hunger Games, Silver Brumby series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Minecraft, Harry Potter, Web Shows, Slender, and RWBY.
Hello good sirs and madams of the internet! I was HarryBrumbyJacksonGames but now I am natstheminion, here for all of your fanfiction needs! My profile contains stuff about me, fandom stuff and random stuff. Enjoy your stay!
So to start the ball rolling, I am obsessed with werewolves and I would love to be one! I think that would be awesome wouldn't you? If I was a werewolf in my wolf form I probably would be tall, well-muscled, long claws and teeth like the wolf on the Lord Loss cover. I would be probably be jet black or a mixture of grey and black with striking yellow eyes.
Hey Pottermore friends, I'm Nettlemoonstone16751 or if you know me on there, I'm Net :) and I'm a Ravenclaw!
I have been riding horses for about 10 years now and I have never wanted to give up. I love horses and I'd love my future job to be based on horses.
I am a serious gamer and if you can't find me at the stables, then I am probably in my room playing on my DS or I'm downstairs playing on the Wii, or the computer, or my iPod playing Minecraft...unless my brother lets me go on his laptop to play the PC version ;)
I love music and I am Grade 4 in piano and I am Grade 5 in flute. My favorite bands are Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Nirvana, Keiser Cheifs, Muse, Blink-182, Paramore, All Time Low and A Day To Remember :). I hate people like JB and 1D. No wait, I loath them.
I am a complete Youtube obsessive and I watch loads of people. Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, RoosterTeeth, Achievement Hunter, TheSlowMoGuys, PewDiePie, CaptainSparklez, SkydoesMinecraft...I can't think of anymore at the moment. I will add on to this list if I have to.
Check out my tumblr: http://natstheminion.tumblr.com/
You know what my motto is? Practice makes perfect but if nobody's perfect then why bother practice? Because I'm a lazy bitch :)
I would love to see what my godly parent would be:
[x] You're smart.
[ ] You want a career in something along the lines of science or architeture.
[x] You're a grammar Nazi.
[x] You have grey eyes (my eyes change quite alot between blue, grey, blue-grey and green-grey. However most of that includes grey. I know, I have retarded eyes)
[x] The first thing you do with a book is smell it.
[x] Everyone knows you're a nerd (kinda. I am constantly reminded of my amazing mind by my good friend Bethany, or ProvidingTheAnswerToTheRiddle)
[ ] Poetry
[ ] You play at least three musical instruments. (I'd love to, but I don't think I would have the time. I would probably go with the clarinet because my mum played it :3)
[x] You're awful at writing poetry yourself.
[ ] You like the sun more than the moon
[x] You annoy everyone by being bubbly (sometimes)
[ ] You feel most at home in water.
[ ] You hate flying
[ ] Everything you wear is blue or green
[ ] You live near a beach
[x] You feel the need to drink gallons of water occasionally
[x] You have a bath/shower everyday
[x] You love the colour black.
[x] You like punk/rock/screamo music.
[x] Death doesn't scare you.
[ ] You love money.
[x] You would like to visit the Underworld.
[ ] You think Thanatos would just be THE best boyfriend. (not really, he's nice but not really the best boyfriend)
Hunter of Artemis
[x] You dislike boys.
[x] You are a fierce feminist. (sort of)
[x] Your best weapon is a bow and arrow. (woo go Katniss...but I actually am really good with a bow)
[x] You like the moon more than the sun.
[ ] You feel comfortable with an eight year old as your leader.
[x] You feel comfortable with Zoe Nightshade/Thalia Grace as your leader. (DEFIANTLY. Who wouldn't?)
[ ] You're a girly girl.
[ ] You're a massive flirt.
[x] You ship Percabeth.
[ ] You are inlove with a lipstick shade.
[ ] You have had multiple boyfriends.
[x] You take an hour plus to get ready in the mornings.
So...I am a daughter of Athena who becomes a Hunter...cool! :) shame I wasn't the daughter of Posiden, (even though I can't swim and I'm a teenager!) but Posiden created HORSES!!! I'd love to hear the thoughts of horses, that would be AMAZING.
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By the way, My Immortal is only on my Favorites list because its SOOOOO FUNNY!!! And really bad. Actually that's why it's funny; because it's so bad. I have a mother who teaches secondary school English. I can't help but either point and laugh at bad writing or try and rip my face off. Metaphorically.
I used characters from the books that were in my old pen name:
12. Bel Bel (I've added the last three just to make it weird, scary and interesting)
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, but that would be...strange
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
OMGS. Brain freeze! A horse and a guy...don't violate my mind!!
4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Um, strangely, no. Actually, scratch that, yes I do remember some fics about 9.
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Definatly not. Peeta is way to soft for Thalia.
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/9 would be weird but I guess it would be better than 5/10 *shudder*
7.) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
UCKY!! That would be the most horrible thing that Harry would ever see. I'm sorry Harry.
8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Gale is hunting alone in the forest of District 12 when he hears the panicked cry of a horse. He rushes towards the cry and finds a thrashing cream stallion caught in one of his traps. He sets the animal free, hoping never to see it again. But he keeps seeing the shadow of The Silver Brumby following him...
9.) Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff?
There could be, and I think it might work.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort.
(ugh great, I'm crap at titles) The Horse that Harry Helped. (Rubbish I know)
And yes, 10, 11 and 12 are all horses. From The Silver Brumby books.
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This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty onto your profile to help him achieve world domination
Other books, films and other crap that I like and that I might write fanfics for one day: How to train you Dragon, the Wereworld series, Pegasus and the Flame series, Doctor Who, I Am Number Four, Shadow of the Dragon, most musiclas such as Phantom of the Opera, Mincraft, Monty Python, the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Van Helsing, The Demonata books, Pokemon, Crash Bandicoot, Divergent triolgy, Red vs Blue, RWBY, Outlast, Five Nights at Freddy's, Fairy Tail...can't think of anymore at this moment in time... I will put up more though when I think of them XD
95% percent of girls would cry their hearts out if Justin Beiber were to jump off a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the 5% who would bring popcorn.
Okay, so me and my friend (who are both Ravenclaws, I might add) started up a heated discussion on the possible theories of the death of planet Earth which ended up as a three quarter hour rant. It suddenly hit me what members of each house would do;
Ravenclaw: Join in the discussion
Gryffindor: Huff and flounce away after a bit
Hufflepuff: Sit and listen quietly, wearing a slightly bemused smile, not really understanding
Slytherin: Shout death threats at the Ravenclaws and themselves, bang their heads against the window and scream 'What?! Dolphins ain't gonna come up from the sea, shoot us all and then create a general global community with killer whales!!!' [something that my Slytherin friend came up with after that genuine submission from my friend Johnny].
I became a fan of RoosterTeeth and Achievement Hunter videos in January 2013. There is a couple of nice stories that I would like to tell. This is the story of how I joined this fandom:
My brother showed me some Things To Do In: Minecraft videos of theirs and I found them really funny. Then I found out that I could find these videos on Youtube, so then I watched some more TTDI videos. By then I knew Gavin and Geoff well and I vaguely knew Ray, Michael and Jack and then I saw something that caught my eye in the suggested videos bit of one of the TTDIs. It was their very first Let's Play Minecraft and I watched it...and found Part 2, then Part 3 etc etc. Now, I have watched all of their Minecraft Let's Plays and follow those videos weekly. I watch most of their other videos as well.
This story is rather funny. This is the story of how I worked out that the Gavin in AH was the same Gavin in SMG:
I went onto the RoosterTeeth website and had a look. I saw the news: "The Slow Mo Guys are now a part of RT" and I was like, "Oh yeah, I remember Bethany showing me those guys on Youtube once at a sleepover during Year 7." Then I watched the next Minecraft Let's Play. Gavin was being his usual self and Ray said something that intrigued me. Ray said, "If you do that I will...unsubscribe from The Slow Mo Guys Youtube channel" and all of the others were like "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!" Then I thought: 'Why would Ray say that if Gavin wasn't part of The Slow Mo Guys? But if Gavin was, then surely when my brother showed me those TTDI videos, I would of recognised his voice. And in one of the Let's Plays, they actually had the exchanging of The Tower of Pimps and Gavin was there so, surely I must of recognised him then?' With all of this confusion, I decided to go back and watch one of The Slow Mo Guys' videos. And I spazzed out. Gavin is one of The Slow Mo Guys. I freaked out and shared this news with Bethany, who often rolls her eyes and sighs every time I talk about Achievement Hunter. She didn't seem that impressed yet she vaguely knew who Gavin actually was. :( And actually I was rewatching some of the Let's Plays and they ACTUALLY MENTIONED GAVIN BEING IN THE SLOW MO GUYS. How did I not realise then? I must of not been paying that much attention at the time XD
Seriously guys. Are you allergic to reviewing or something? For example, The Wolf of Potter's Year, 2 whole chapters and only 1 review, and that was from my friend who is technically one of the OCs in that story like me. This lack is making me sad. And the fact that people actually looked at it but didn't review. C'mon guys! What do you think? Do you love my story, hate it, like it whatever. Please tell me! Give me good points and bad points, give me constructive criticism, give me INFORMATION!! Reviews to me are like Budder to Sky or The Tower of Pimps to the guys in the Achievement Hunter office or Annabeth to Percy or Prim to Katniss or...you get the point.
Okay, rant over :)
In music (Monday 25th March 2013) me and my friends had to write 2 verses that had 4 lines each for a rap song. Yay. We hate rap so we decided to write a rap about how awful it is! And it was sooooooo good, and we were sooooooo proud of our rap, that me and ProvidingTheAnswerToTheRiddle, the writers of this rap, along with our friend Chloe, wish to share the lyrics with you. Enjoy :)
Rap is CRAP! By HarryBrumbyJacksonGames, ProvidingTheAnswerToTheRiddle and our good friend Chloe.
This song - wait, this ain't no song,
It's just words to a beat don't go gettin' it wrong,
It's stupid, it's rubbish, it ain't got a purpose,
It took us 20 seconds to write this verse!
Rap makes classical music sound good,
Rap is the stuff that ruined my childhood,
Don't listen to this, keep your sanity intact,
Rap is crap and it's a common fact!
So what do you think? Pretty good, isn't it? We didn't have the word crap in the original but that was the idea until we thought that our teacher would not approve of us saying crap, so we changed it.
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When I need to be courageous.
I promise to remember Ron
When I feel overshadowed.
I promise to remember Hermione
When I am picked on for being smart.
I promise to remember James and Lily
When someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of greater good.
I promise to remember "I solemley swear that I am up to no good"
For the Marauders, of course.
I promise to remember
Gred and Forge When I need a laugh.
I promise to remember
Moony And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape
When asked the true meaning of love.
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family.
I promise to remember Tonks
When I feel hyper and cheery.
I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to practice constant vigilance
For Moody’s sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid
When someone sees beauty in what others see as ugly.
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Golden Trio
as a whole When a friend says, "Call and I’ll be there."
I promise to remember Ginny
When I must face my fears.
I promise to remember Dobby
When asked the price of freedom.
I promise to remember Luna
When I dare to be different.
I promise to remember Seamus
When things go wrong but I still persevere.
I promise to remember Draco
When I make a bad choice and pay for it later.
I promise to remember Oliver
When I soar to great heights.
I promise to remember the Dursley’s
When my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.
I promise to remember J.K. Rowling
When I value the power of imagination.
Yes, I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irre "">eedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (not much anyway)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I already know what house I am in because of Pottermore, but let's see if this agrees...
[x]You’ve never done illegal drug
[x]You have a lot of friends
[x]You get along with everyone
[ ]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ]You love soccer
[ ]You love baseball
[x]You’re into writing and art
[x]Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[ ]Abortion is wrong
[x]The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ]One of your favorite colors is red or gold
[x]Good grades at school
[ ]One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x]You plan on going to college/university
[ ]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot
[ ]You like to follow trends.
[ ]You love to swim
[ ]Water polo is awesome
[ ]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[ ]Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x]Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ]You’re an optimist.
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ]Hate is completely unneeded.
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ]Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x]Lying is sometimes okay
[x]Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ]Serious is better than funny.
[x]There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ]Basketball is a good sport. (as a netballer, I will obviously disagree to this)
[ ](American) Football is amazing.
[x]Black is a cool colour.
[x]You’ve lied about something serious.
[x]You’re a very deep person.
[x]You have considered suicide.
[ ]You like metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x]You’re scared to grow up.
[ ]You’ve done drugs in the past month.
[x]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[x]Guilty until proven innocent. (again, depends on the circumstance)
According to this I'm a Slytherin...go figure. But I'm disappointed that Gryffindor is the same as Ravenclaw. If you know me and my friend ProvidingTheAnswerToTheRiddle well, you will know that we both hate Gryffindor.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, Sakura2010zz, Southernson, HarryBrumbyJacksonGames
How To Tell if You are Obsessed with Minecraft
(Copy and Paste to Your Profile)
1. You sing Minecraft Parodies
2. When someone says "hiss" you immediately think of Creepers
3. When someone says "Butter" you think of Skydoesminecraft
4. When your teacher teaches about obsidian, you wonder where the portal part is
5. You can have a full out battle because you disagree if gold is called butter
6. In an Easter Egg hunt, you find the golden egg and cheer "The Golden Apple!!"
7. When you hear about slime, you say "Jerry! Ipo!! No!!"
8. You think you're being followed by an Enderman
9. You eat pancakes. With butter and blueberries!
10. When you hear a song, you sing the Minecraft version
11. "Nuke" is a trigger word
12. Truces suck. 'Nuff said
13. In laser tag, you scream "SHOOT HIM!! GET HIM!!"
14. You think you can go to sleep the second you hit the bed
15. You wonder why your skin doesn't heal after you eat
16. You think there are only a limited number of paintings
17. You actually made a bow
18. Your friends think you're crazy talking about butter, silver, slimes, Tekkit war, mining, and everything else
19. You can identify ores in real life
20. YOU READ THIS AND GOT EVERY REFERENCE!!!
I'm going to write out some lists based on my fandoms. I will also be adding on extra points later when I think of them because I know that I have missed stuff out!
You know when you are an 'Achievement Hunter' fan when:
- Even if you love it, you glare at cake warily and mutter angrily "get it away from me"
- Every time you see a rose you think of Ray
- Every fancy dress party that you go to, you dress up as X-Ray or Vav
- You make a small model of the Tower of Pimps and place it in your room
- Every time you hear the words "mother f*ker" in the same sentence you think of Jack
- When you play Minecraft the first thing you do is make sure that you have at least one chest of roses, a gold hoe and a Tower of Pimps in your house
- If you want to build a cool house in Minecraft, you either build one out of dirt or you create a huge one reaching to the top of the world
- Every pig you see you give them names like Richard Phist, Springy, Gammon, Taco, Scout, and Pig/Gip
- Every time you see wet bread you think of Gavin
- You spaz out when you realise that Gavin is one of the Slow Mo Guys
- Every time you see an Enderman you scream "ENDERMAN!" or you say "it's a Frienderman!"
- When guarding something you tell people to call you Mogar
- Every time you see a fish, you shout loudly "FIIIIIIIISH!!"
- When you are about to do something, you shout "LLLLLLLET'S PLAY!!" or "LLLLET'S [insert activity here]"
- Whenever someone mentions flint you say "coal?" Or if they mention coal you say "flint?"
- Every sheep you see you give them names like Toastata, Urine, Orangey, Prinston, Fatiess or Edger 2
- You fangirl when Michael and Gavin are nice to each other or mention Team Nice Dynamite
- When you find a cow in Minecraft, you lead it to your house, place it in a hole and call it Edgar
You know when you are a 'Harry Potter' fan when:
- You narrow your eyes and glare angrily at pictures and poke them, trying to make them move
- When you find out what Hogwarts house you are in, you refer to it all the time in every day life
- In the woods you find sticks of roughly the right length and start waving them around and shouting spells
- When you do something that you are proud of, you give yourself house points
- You fangirl SO MUCH and want to buy everything in the shop at the Harry Potter Studio Tours in London
- When you have a large book that has at least 400 pages in it, you instantly find page 394 and are extremely disappointed when there is nothing about werewolves
- Every time you say "obviously" you say it in Alan Rickman's voice
- You quote lines from the books and the films whenever you possibly can
- When you read the books or watch the films, every time you either cry or become close to crying when a much loved character dies
- A stick is never just a stick
- You know that Dumbledore is the Latin for bumblebee
- Everyone you know with red hair is a Weasley
- When someone mentions Harry Potter everyone in the room turns to look at you
- You'd sooner listen to the soundtrack of the films than pop music
- July 31st and May 2nd hold more importance than your birthday or Christmas
- When you see a double-decker bus, you look up to see whether it has another deck on top
- Whenever you see any kind of black dog, you freak out and start to plan your funeral because you think that you have seen The Grim
- A witch isn't an ugly lady with black robes and a green face with a black cat on a broomstick
- A wizard isn't an old dude with blue robes and hat with stars on
- You know what the Latin on the Hogwarts crest means
- You are disappointed when you don't get your Hogwarts letter at the age of 11
You know when you are a 'Percy Jackson' fan when:
- You say "oh my Gods"
- When someone tells you that they are ADHD or Dyslexic you automatically assume that they are a demigod
- You uncap the lid of a pen and are extremely disappointed when it doesn't morph into a bronze sword
- You act wary around your supply teachers
- When you know that you are going to play 'Capture the Flag' you come up with a detailed battle plan for your team and are confused when someone says that "we don't need swords, shields and armour"
- You are sad when you are not claimed by the age of 11
- When you find/work out who your Godly parent would be, you pretend that your mum/dad is that God/Goddess
- When you see a black horse, you are disappointed when it doesn't have wings
- You happily greet large dogs
- You finish the newest book within 2 or 3 days
- You go to the Empire State building just so you can ask to go to the top floor because you NEED to see the Gods