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List twelve characters from your favorite story, in no particular order.

1. Harry Potter

2. Seamus Finnegan

3. Mad-eye Moody

4. Ginny Weasley

5. Hermione Granger

6. Luna Lovegood

7. Draco Malfoy

8. Lavender Brown

9. Neville Longbottom

10. Theodor Nott

11. Pansy Perkinson

12. Me (I know I’m not a character, but I couldn’t really think of another Female Character)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A Luna/Pansy? Ergh, no, but there may be one.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ginny? Uh, I guess so.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Me and Lavender? Urgh…

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah, there’s some.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Seamus and Luna? O_O

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hermione/ Neville or Hermione/Theodor? Er…

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Draco walked in on Seamus and Me… I dunno, to be honest.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Hmm, let’s see, Mad-eye and Theodor… Uh, maybe like an AU where Mad-eye didn’t die and takes Nott as a trainee for an Auror

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Harry and Lavender? I dunno, but I guess there’s one, let me check… Yep, there’s some.

10. Suggest a title for a Eight/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hmm, Lavender and Me… How ‘bout ‘The Nightmares of our past.’ Or something like that.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Twelve, what song would you choose?

Hmm, a Song-fic about me… The song would be ‘Somebody that you used to know.’

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hmm, a Harry/Luna/Me, it would probably be a T.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hmm, that was this morning

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Harry and Draco are in a happy relationship until Draco runs off with Ginny. Harry, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Pansy and a brief unhappy affair with Me, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Mad-eye.

O_O

15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?

Mad-eye and Draco? Ugh, scarring now.

16. How would 9 react if 11 died?

Neville would probably be happy that Pansy died.

17. Who would most likely join the Order of the Phoenix, 6, 3, 9, or 10?

Luna, Mad-eye, Neville or Nott? Probably all of them, not sure about Nott.

18. Who would most likely become a death eater, 2, 5, 8, or 11?

Seamus, Hermione, Lavender or Pansy? Defiantly Pansy.

19. Who would make a better couple, 6 and 9 or 2 and 4

Hermione/Neville, or Seamus/Ginny. I have no idea, but probably neither.

20. Who would you rather have as a sibling, 3, 6, or 7?

Mad-eye, Luna or Draco? Luna.

21. Who's more likely to watch TV right now, 6, 9, or 11?

Luna, Neville, or Pansy? Probably Luna.

22. Who would you rather marry, 1, 4, 6, 8, or 11?

Harry, Ginny, Luna, Lavender , or Pansy? Why did all of them have to be girls?

23. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.

Hermione had the perfect life with Ron. Neville doesn’t. In Azkaban, he learns about their engagement, and he feels fury rise in him. It should’ve been HIM. One thing’s for certain; he can’t pass a chance for escape. Hmm, actually, that’s a good idea…

24. For a fanfiction about 2 and 8, what would the genre(s) most likely be?

Seamus and Lavender? Romance.

25. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?

Harry kill Seamus, or Neville kill Hermione. I don’t think any of them is possible…

26. Who would make the best Auror, 6, 9, or 3?

Luna, Neville or Mad-eye? Mad-eye.

27. Who's most likely to have more kids than the Weasleys, 4, 6, or 10?

Ginny, Luna, or Nott? I have no idea.

28. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?

Luna or Neville? O_O

29. Would you rather adopt 1, 5, 6, or 12?
Harry, Hermione, Luna or Me? Uh…

30. Which of your answers would make the most sense to 8, that's about them?

I think it might be 23 for some bizarre reason.