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Joined 09-26-12, id: 4277119, Profile Updated: 10-21-13
Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Charles Dickens, Junjō Romantica, Psycho-Pass/サイコパス, Yami no Matsuei, Vampire Knight, and Dragon Age.

UPDATE 10/21/2013: Hey, because is taking away a lot of my stories (which I knew had a strong likelihood of happening) I am posting my stories now to (you HAVE to have the - in there, and you not it is .org not .net/.com/whatever other endings there are. I will not ADD anything more on this site, but I won't take anything else down until/unless it is taken down for me. If you want to continue reading any of my ongoing stories -- Family Connections or New Years Resolutions -- they will be updated on within 24 hours. My username is saranwyn, just like it is here, and all my other stories that I have on Fanfiction will be there too (plus a few they've already taken down). Thank you!

So just removed one of my stories, "To Lose You," for explicit content, which y'all know means they might remove more -- does anyone know another site I can post on, just in case they make me take them all off? just PM me if you do!

Favorite Anime: Oscillating between InuYasha and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood (I can never decide)

Favorite Book: The Count of Monte Cristo

Favorite Movie: Howl's Moving Castle

Favorite Musical: Fiddler on the Roof

Favorite Song: Silver Lining by Hurts

Favorite Artist: Rene Lalique

Haha, found these online: the world's worst analogies...ever (36 is my personal favorite, though it's hard to choose):

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

13. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

14. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

15. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

16. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

17. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

18. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

19. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

20. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

21. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

22. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

23. Even in his last years, Grand pappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

24. He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.

25. She was as easy as the TV Guide crossword.

26. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

27. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

28. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

29. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night.

30. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

31. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

32. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

33. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

34. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.

35. Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.”

36. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

37. The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

38. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

39. Her pants fit her like a glove, well, maybe more like a mitten, actually.

40. Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often.

41. They were as good friends as the people on “Friends.”

42. Oooo, he smells bad, she thought, as bad as Calvin Klein’s Obsession would smell if it were called Enema and was made from spoiled Spamburgers instead of natural floral fragrances.

43. The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

44. He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes woo woo woo.

45. The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

46. Her eyes were shining like two marbles that someone dropped in mucus and then held up to catch the light.

47. The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.

48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

49. She was as unhappy as when someone puts your cake out in the rain, and all the sweet green icing flows down and then you lose the recipe, and on top of that you can’t sing worth a damn.

50. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.

51. It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.

52. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

53. You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.

54. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.

55. Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist.

56. The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.

Love Sickness by Julia Crow reviews
When Misaki ends up in the hospital, how will Usagi-san react? Rated M for angst and smut
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
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Too Late reviews
He waited to tell him his feelings, and now it's too late. Warning: M/M, lemon, Angst
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Maes H., Roy M.
It Isn't a Good Story Unless the Hero Dies
He's gone and neither of them know how to move on, but perhaps they can figure it out together. Warning: M/M, could be considered tragedy, non-explicit but implied sex.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Family Connections reviews
Title sucks. Please ignore. The day InuYasha is born, Sesshoumaru gets a call informing him that his father is dead. The young demon must suddenly take responsibility for the family and reconcile his own feelings about his step mother and her son. Sessh-centric (mostly) Warning: Yaoi! Inucest! Don't like don't read! Summary sucks...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,405 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
New Years Resolutions reviews
Every New Years Day, the Fuhrer hosts a party, and Mustang is required to go. So what does that mean? All his men are too - after all, misery loves company. Edward reluctantly agrees, but what happens when he finds himself alone in a closet with a very drunk Colonel? Warning: Yaoi! Don't like? Don't read! RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,914 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Edward E., Roy M.
Solace reviews
Yami No Matsuei, based after the anime series ends. As Tsuzuki and Hisoka struggle to recover, the other members of the sector try to find where they fit. New (or old?) love is (re?)born, but Love may not always conquer all, especially when a certain silver-haired doctor returns to cause chaos. Secrets are created and hearts hang in the balance. Indefinite Hiatus!
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Y. Watari, Hisoka K., S. Tatsumi, A. Tsuzuki
To Love and Lose reviews
Kaien knew it would end this way. He just never thought it'd end so soon. Implied shounen-ai
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Kaien C., Toga Y. - Complete
The Legend of Atsushi reviews
Collection of One-Shots set WAY before the series starts and going through until after the series ends. Very AU, exploring two characters from my fic "After Fives Days" all characters from the anime/manga are minor/secondary characters. Yaoi! Most sections rated K-T, one or two M for Lemon and/or violence! Individual ratings inside!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Inutaisho, Sesshōmaru
The Darkness Covers the Red reviews
A new girl Enforcer joins Unit 1 and throws everyone off kilter. While they all struggle with their personal goals and fulfillment, the members of the team must adapt to the addition of a new member with a shadowy past who seems set on turning their lives upside-down. Sorry for the sucky summary and title. :) Slight AU, does not follow anime or manga. T for violence and romance
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - S. Kagari, S. Kougami, T. Mazaoka
After Five Days reviews
Sequel to Five Days. Sesshoumaru and InuYasha adjust to lives as mates. Warnings: Yaoi, Mpreg! Inucest! Smut! Don't like don't read. I'm no good at summaries.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,579 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Save Me reviews
Aikawa drags Akihiko to a club to look for "inspiration" but what he finds there is not at all what he was looking for. When he meets a seventeen year old boy that is hiding a dark know what, this summary is failing. AU of Junjo Romantica yaoi, smut, dark themes, violence, non-con, language (possibly), drug abuse (possibly), and general kinkiness.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Dreams of Red reviews
Constrained. Sesshoumaru, Prince of the West, and heir to the Great Dog Demon could be described in that one word. But Sesshoumaru dreams of red. InuYasha has always had a slight obsession with the beautiful, future Lord of the West. He finally meets him and that obsession starts to have a finally purpose. Warning: YAOI! Inucest! InuYasha/teen!Sessh Mpreg! M for future chapters.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
They Said She Was Dangerous reviews
Written for a prompt: "They said she was dangerous, but I couldn't hear them." It's about Madame DeFarge from A Tale of Two Cities. Warning: Violent themes
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
Five Days reviews
InuYasha finds Sesshoumaru bleeding to death in the forest and cannot bring himself to kill his older brother. What happened to the noble demon lord and how? I'm no good with summaries. Warning: Yaoi Inucest Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or any of the characters!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,607 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Distance Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
RoyEd one-shot. Set after the conclusion of Brotherhood, except Edward kept his automail and his alchemy. Mustang has been promoted to Brigadier General and has not seen Ed in a year. In the boy's absence, he discovers some unexpected feelings. On a low, Mustang goes to a bar only to find a certain blond-haired alchemist is back in town. Warning: SLASH! Don't like, don't read!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Silver Linings reviews
Songfic to Silver Linings by Hurts. Roy meets Edward, a new recruit for the army during the War of Ishvalan Extermination. Edward is a troubled, young boy with a dark past. Can the two save each other? RoyEd if you REALLY squint. Rated T for dark themes, innuendo, and a tiny bit of language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete