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well, i dont really think anyone cares about the small details about my life. all you need to know is that i have been REALLY obsessed with South Park lately...its a problem, and its my problem and i love it x)

My OTP is Kyman but i really like others like Candy or Kenric

Basically, I love shipping almost everyone with Cartman. He's my shipping whore

I have ideas for stories, but idk if i have the dedication to write it. i LOVE reading other peoples work though!

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Maybe by nblg6 reviews
"…and maybe, just maybe, I was falling in love with Cartman. With that in mind, I made my decision."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2020 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Tentatively Falling by PrincessDesire reviews
Part Two in the Brother's Keeper Arc. Cartman and Kyle's relationship develops.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/17/2020 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
A Series of Left Turns by Yummykyman reviews
In the town of South Park, things only changed slowly, little by little. Never anything drastic. Of course when Kyle was caught off guard by a drastic change, it had to be because of Eric Cartman. Kyle/Cartman. Kyle POV. Heavy swearing and smut later on.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 184,680 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/6/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
All shall know who and what I truly am by SareBear96 reviews
Kenny McCormick has been keeping secrets her whole life. But what will she do when one of her secrets is revealed by Butters? And how is Cartman involved in her curse? Could this finally be her chance to make everyone believe her, once and for all? Bunny Kyman Stendy Dip One-sided Style Slight Creek Warning- In this Fanfic Kenny is a girl! THIS FIC HAS BEEN ABANDONED, SORRY GUYS.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,407 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M.
It's Me by FireWasp reviews
Cartman, who has always been an unstable person throughout his childhood, is finally beginning to turn a new leaf with the encouragement of his recovering addict of a mother & his friends. But when someone figures out how to manipulate that dwindling instability and use it for their own gain, can Kyle Kenny and Stan help Cartman to fight back and take back control of his own mind?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
According to the Past by KattheKat reviews
Katelynn Lamarr joins South Park Elementary and she meets these four boys that immediately brought back memories from her past and she is willing to reach into the depths of her mind to relive them. At the same time, she must remain careful and vigilent for the sake of the universe, one error or change up will effect her future. Rated T for violence, language, and adult themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,070 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2015 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Complete
Summer of my Vampire by Aqua2Dolphin reviews
KennyxButters Butters is spending the summer at castle in england. Little does he know that Kenny the vampire lives there. They two of them meet and there lives will never be the same again. M for languge and later chapters!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,229 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Nobody Else Like Me by DiamondDragon26 reviews
This story is now fully complete! What will happen after Kyle's dad loses his job, and after graduation Kyle applies to a gay night club? Also, his family has no knowledge of his income, and the person he least expects, also happening to be his lifelong arch nemesis is gay! Oh my gosh, that's a mouthful.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
An Infinite April by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
According to Stan, Kyle is a smart guy, so why is he so fascinated with a man ten years younger than him? When it's the enigmatic, stubborn 18 year old Eric Cartman? Kyman. One-sided Keneric, referenced Style and a dash of Stary. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
You Should Be by PartiPooper reviews
A sad poem from Eric's perspective about his mother and how she sees him and his friends.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Afflictions and Affections by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,178 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Backseat Confession by psychedelicgoolash reviews
It was moments like these he wondered why he let that Jewish son of a bitch ensnare him like he did. How Kyle could just wrap him around his finger as he rolled onto his back, allowing Cartman full access to his unfastened jeans. Aged Up. Kyman. Smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014
Catch Me by empnk reviews
Cartman is being forced to do things for a bully. Kyle saves the day. Pre-Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Wendy's Big Mistake by Tortured-Baby-Cows reviews
After her and Stan break up, Wendy decides to search online for a new boyfriend. She then meets a boy named Mike but she soon comes to find out that Mike isn't who he says he is. I do not own South Park. This fic contains foul language and possible gore in later chapters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Wendy Testaburger
The Smoking Section by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't You Tread on Me by spotlock reviews
Kyle is forced into summer camp, and bunked with the person he least wanted to see. The tension rises to breaking point, while rumours spread like wildfire. Kyle has to wonder, is Cartman hiding something? Slash, kyman. Please R&R!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Flashbacks And Cartman's Mom Smokes Crack by Shadowgate reviews
This story is just plain crazy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Playing Games by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Kenny whooped. "I get to be the doctor!" he called. Cartman immediately began to whine that HE wanted to be the doctor, but was quickly placated by the promise that he could be the head nurse. But then Stan also wanted to be a nurse, so by the time Kyle returned with a bag from his brother's closet, he was the only person left to be a patient. Smut, Stylenric, BDSM. All four. Yes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Everything Changes by TheLyricsAreMyStory reviews
It's five years later, the four friends are at high school but things have changed; Stan is captain of the football team, Kyle is the least intelligent in the class, Cartman no longer has weight issues and Kenny is the rich kid! But through it all, will the group discover there are twists and turns along the way...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,189 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
just date me by gummeybear reviews
i don't own south park Cart men likes Kyle does Kyle feel the same why back
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Protect me by Utsukushiookami reviews
Sequel to Kill me. Kenny desperately wants to see the mourning brother he left behind. To once again live and find a way to get rid of Damien once and for all. The only thing standing between Kenny and his brother is Damien's refusal to help and insistance it can't be done. That is until another option is brought to light...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,037 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Damien, Kenny M.
Face the Truth by INeedCoffeeArghhh reviews
Life in South Park is never simple; when an outside force is added it can become disastrous. As Stan and Kyle struggle to make sense and put into perspective new developments in their lives, Kenny struggles to avoid the cause of all his pain. Worlds will collide as Kenny's toxic 'relationship' threatens to destroy the other boys, without them realising. Stendy Kyman Kenny x trouble
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Addicted by OtakuSushi reviews
Kenny enjoys forcing Kyle to get high. K2 Oneshot, night have a sequel from Kyles POV later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Treehouse by ItsPopularICantLikeItNow reviews
For a long time, Cartman has been keeping a secret in his treehouse. Everything changes once Kyle is determined to find out what it is. Kyman, eventual smut.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Aftermath of a discussion by VicPin reviews
:Drabble:Kyman:Cartyle:Translation of a fic of mine: Cartman and Kyle discussed because of a stupid thing, ending with a horrible sexual tension. How could be ended that? Check it. Dedicated to: emily-thegreat.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Do you know the Enemy? by ActionGal07 reviews
One night, Eric Cartman vanishes into the woods only to be found beaten and with sudden amnesia. Is he faking it or does somebody really want him dead? Kyle helps his rival to remember, but falling for your enemy can be the most deadliest game. R&R! Finished!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 138,295 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Bang Out This Case by Angelic Gemstone reviews
The boys play courtroom. Butters is suing Kyle, and Cartman's the judge. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Butters S., Clyde D. - Complete
Flowers For A Ghost by Silver Bones in a Green Sauce reviews
He had never meant for things to get so bad, not really. It hadn't been a game; it hadn't been on purpose. It was a mistake, one he would always have to live with. Someone else was paying for it though. Kyman, Cutters/Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
I Hate You by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Oneshot- Kyle and Cartman can't stand each other. Not one bit. - Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kyle, "Uke"!Cartman, Sex, slight S&M play, Restraint, use of sex toy, exhibitionism, oral, biting
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Hidden Secrets by LoveSouthParkXKyman4 reviews
Kyle has a secret. He's in love with his worst enemy. Cartman. He's learned to accept it, as long as NO ONE finds out. But something happens, and Kyle is threatened with the possibility of someone finding out. Cartman's acting weird as well. Could he return Kyle's feelings? Or is he just up to something?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Play With Me by avoidantcircle reviews
Cartman is a sore loser when it comes to playing video games. If you win against him, you must be punished. That is the rule of the Cartman household.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love in an Elevator by Angelic Gemstone reviews
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Eat You Alive by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle spends the night with Cartman to play a game. They end up doing more than expected. Oneshot -Warnings: NC-17, S&M play, restraint, biting, breathplay - Kyman, Kyle/Cartman, masochist!Kyle, Sadist!Cartman
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Cartman Finds Love by KennyExxy reviews
The ending and aftermath of the episode "Cartman Finds Love." Oneshot. After getting an unpleasant speech and song from Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski goes to Cartman to get answers. But instead gets something completely unexpected. Kyman Kyle x Cartman . Dont like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Mom by karnival reviews
Though he would never admit it to anyone, Father's Day was always a sensitive holiday for Cartman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
On Flexibility of Faith & Other Strange Mentality by Words of Heresy reviews
Kyle can't see the glass half full anymore and Eric just can't stop burning. Song-fic to 'Love the way you lie' by Eminem ft Rihanna.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
It's all a game by MiniTav reviews
It's Kyle's worst nightmare when he's made Cartman's personal slave and the two have never hated each other more; until an accident that leaves one in hospital has a deep affect on them both.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,054 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kill me by Utsukushiookami reviews
It's been a while since Kenny's died, and Damien misses his favorite plaything. Bad description, some slash, gore, rated M just to be safe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,993 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
Together by Princess-of-Your-Doom95 reviews
Kyle and Cartman get into an argument. Will they get it resolved. No real clue about the title name, first thing I thought of. Rated T for no reason.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Shoebox by xxThe Extra reviews
Cartman needs to stop cussing, tapping his foot, and selling his body. Kyle can't fix everything, but god knows he'll try anyway. Kyman, future fic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Tutor Me by Oxyidiot reviews
After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Pizza by Tishie reviews
Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Understanding by Othello.Syndrome reviews
Kyle is the only one who understands Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sharing by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Kyle is suddenly pressured by his friends for a little more attention that he's willing to try and give them all…Can Kyle have a stable relationship with his three childhood friends, or will the hectic struggle lead him to a mental breakdown? Foursome!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,925 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
For the world by Don'tDieMyLove reviews
Kenny tries to understand Butters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Significant Other by everlasting-luv reviews
Cartman needs to find out exactly where he stands in this world and about Stan's past. What happened to Stan? Crappy summary i know. WARNING: Contains content that may be disturbing to some. COMPLETE! :D
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Obsessed by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Sanity is a fragile thing. And so many ways to break it-obsession, pyromania, being raped, having a look-alike, sharing a bedroom with your rival... Falling in-being pushed into-love. Or hate, whatever this is. Kyman, 'Tophlovski.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Party Killer by LoveHateDrama reviews
Kyle ditched his studying time to go to Stan's party. Little did he know that the so-called 'best party ever' would send his whole life plunging into a dark whirlpool of lies, sorrow, and betrayal that he could never hope to evade...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
No Escape by FonicsMonkey reviews
Cartman didn't know what he had until it was gone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A night of responsible study by Sleeping93 reviews
Whats worse then having homework for the weekend while your folks are away? easy. Having Cartman as a study partner. Will Red survive an evening of study with him? Or will OTHER things happen between them? heavly suggestive themes. more info inside.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
We can make it work by dead-account-out-of-use reviews
After Kyle broke up with Cartman, Cartman got super mad and decided to gather Nazi's to exterminate Jews, and Kyle bursts in to their meeting and is taken prisoner. WARNING: this is a YAOI. and Rated M for a reason… ps i suck at titles T T
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Invisible by oOKermitTheFrogOo reviews
Wendy Testaburger and Stan Marsh are back together, did Kyle have feelings for her? How does Cartman get involved? He lets out a long bottled up speech that tells all. One-Shot. Pure Crap. Rated T for Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
The pain that won't go away by hitman-reborn-0318 reviews
I suck at summaries, so if you want to know what it's about I suggest you read the story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Who's Teacher Now? by TheGirlInTheRedPoofballHat reviews
Eric Cartman is delighted to have been appointed student teacher for the day... and he's determined to make his authoritah known to a certain Jewish classmate. Based on the -tragically too short- classroom scene from the episode "Eek, a Penis!" S12.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Redéfinition de l'individu by Kymanlvr reviews
Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A life without you by AnimeAmie reviews
"Help me!" Butters sobbed as his pitiful cries were left unanswered.- Butters was raped...will Kenny be able to make his pain go away? Rated M for Rape and Death scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Don't Tell Stan by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
A study session brings unexpected events when Kyle offers to help Wendy with revision for a test. Wendy/Kyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Kyle B. - Complete
Scorn by Alcorion reviews
I loved him, he broke my heart. Now he will pay. Onesided KylexCartman, a little CartmanxButters. Dark Slash, NonCon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Running out of Kindness by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Very violent and Graphic: Kenny decides that SOMEONE needs to teach Eric Cartman a lesson, and what better time then to get him when he's alone in a shower room. Rape. I would suggest that you do not read this if you are easily offended and upset. noncon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sleepovers are Gay by the corrupted quiet one reviews
Kenny stays over at Kyle's for the night while his parents are out. But when feelings become evident, one thing leads to another. Aged them to be teenagers Like, late teens more so K2 Smut
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Anesthetize by Thesickone reviews
Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,163 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Leave Me by HeyNowNow reviews
Who needs who in this relationship?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Baby Son by HeyNowNow reviews
Eric is leaving for college soon and Liane looks back on when he was born and whether she raised him well or not - post201 version
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
My lovely by matt9713 reviews
Ok my frist storie on fanfic but iv writen befor so yea sorry about speling Kyle x Kenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Jews Suck Hitler by LabEmerald reviews
Cartman finally gets what he wants for over five years in waiting. Read this one-shot to find out what it is!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Caught In The Act by JasonMyersX reviews
When Cartman agrees to go to Wendy's house to work on an essay that they got as punishment, he catches her in the act of doing something dirty... CANDY LEMON. Definitely rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Hate by Kymanlvr reviews
There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Father's Day by xEmerald Isle reviews
It is the one day of the year Cartman hates and can barely cope with. He wants nothing more than to have a father who could be there for him when he needed him. Cartman doesn't want to go through so much pain anymore... Oneshot. Kyman. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman, I'm Your Boyfriend by cell12 reviews
Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,600 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crazier by xEmerald Isle reviews
Cartman hates his life. He hates the constant name-calling and being laughed at for hurtful reasons. But he found one reason to not kill himself and end his life for good. The reason is love. Kyman. Oneshot. R&R please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Property Of Eric T Cartman by cell12 reviews
Kyle gets angry with Cartman over a birthday gift. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Crashing Down by Kymanlvr reviews
My first story. Kyle only comes to Cartman when his world is crashing down. When Kyle once again shows up on Cartman's doorstep, Cartman doesn't expect that he will discover a friendship that was perhaps always there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bets by Mrs. Belatrix Riddle reviews
Kyle couldn't stop sobbing as he sat there, cold and injured in Eric Cartman's basement, trying to decide what to do. It hurt to move-to breathe and every silent cry sent shocks of pain through his lower body. He shuddered as he heard foot steps upstairs.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fanning the Flame by Beyond The Horizon reviews
After Damien accidentally kills Kenny, he's forced to remember the boy who teased him in grade four. Kenny offers to spend some quality time with Damien in hopes of making amends from fourth grade. Kenny/Damien. Not pointless random fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Stan and Kyle on DeviantART by Shadows-Rose99 reviews
Just a funny thing a made up. What if Stan and Kyle went on DeviantART and looked up their show? Result? Hilarity! WARNING! There is some swearing but c'mon, it's South Park! Oh and there is implies of pairings and slash!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Knock, Knock by aria.mccormick reviews
It was always the same. Always the same f***ing thing. She & Stan would have a fight, another f***ing stupid fight over Kyle or whatever else ticked her off, & by half-past midnight there would be a knock on his door. Lemon Candy, w/ hints of Style & KennyXOC
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
All Fun and Games by sodsta reviews
Cartman has something of Kyle's, but in order to get it back, Kyle has to play the game. warnings for non-con and abuse
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Soliloquy by ketamine.methanol reviews
A demon's love is the most violent kind. Rated MA for many many reasons. Dip. Not really meant for the faint of heart.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Cartman's Silly Sex Crime by Leona Rose reviews
One day in P.E. class leads to a broken nose, disturbing fantasies, and eventual gratification for our favourite Jew. And who's to blame? Cartman, of course.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
A scary rape by LadyMelieka reviews
Kyle is raped by... Mr. Garrison! Yes, Mr. Garrison is stil male in this. Slash, non con, all sorts of nasty stuff
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Kyle B.
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Rumors by Soul Flash reviews
In highschool, rumors spread like wildfire. So when a rather disturbing rumor reaches Eric Cartman's ears, he's determined to find out the truth. What he doesn't realize is...maybe he does not WANT to learn the truth. Kyle/Cartman, Crack.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Savior by CrystalSlashlover reviews
We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
He Noticed by PrincessDesire reviews
First in the Brother's Keeper arc. This is a KylexCartman pairing, my favorite. In this installment, Kyle has been cutting himself and Cartman notices.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
It Broke by Cinvxten reviews
What do you mean it broke?" This had to have been a joke, no way he broke the bikini, right? He couldn't be that big... right? Maybe I'll just go see for myself.... Stan X Kyle oneshot. Rated M for "Mmmm, smut."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman 101 by Tendo Rei reviews
After they left him, Cartman went on to college alone. But he sees one of his old friends one day. What will he say?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dirty Cop by metallicanirvana reviews
Cartman is 30, he has a steady job as a cop but one day everything goes wrong. Cartman kills his partner and his life is suddenly turned upside down as he believes he will get caught very soon. Cartman's new partner is Kenny, who has returned from New Yor
South Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M.
Love is not Ours to Command by TheXYZ reviews
Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Training Kyle by BlackDiceGambit reviews
Eric is determined to punish Kyle to the fullest extent of his law. Kyle has no other choice but to bend to Cartman's will and unfortunately for Kyle, its an ordeal he has no choice but to submit to it or pay the price.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Who Would Have Thought by Trippy Libby reviews
Cartman deals with the loss of Kenny in a not so good way. Until, he finds a book that contains a ressurection spell. Rating for male/male relations.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002