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Joined 09-26-12, id: 4277387, Profile Updated: 04-12-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Hi there! Pixy Chick here! *waves* :) .

Hmm Im a human... and female... and.. alive?...somtimes, althoguth I still think us insomniacs should count as some form of zombie.

So I have got the curage up to post a few of my own storys.. yay me!? My goal as a wrighter is to hopfully make you smile or even laugh. I'm not good at serious and im no Jane Austen but I do enjoy a little fluff, drama, action, suspence, or more then naught a good acward funny situation/story. So yes thats me as an author...As for what I like to read I'm a huge fan of all things written, mainly fiction and fantisy.

I am horribly Dyslexic so please excuse any spelling or gramer error's in coments or work, I do try not to make them!! I will probibly be taken off here soon for crimes against english! If not for that then for crimes of not knowing how to use technoligy.. I am very bad :S who ever said being young ment you knew how to use it was very, VERY wrong...

OHH! (Seeing as I have the atention span of an A.D.D. squirle!) I love to travle! I just got back forma small tour of south east asia. I have been to 5 continents now. Life goals to get to 6 out of 7 befor im 25.. And right now I'm 23. Last trip to be made is South America!! ("It's like America, but south!") For all of you who did not get that quote you NEED to watch up!!

Intrests? Hmm... Well I love music, maily playing guitar and singing.. and music.. People are awsome, and traviling! Art is also fun!...Did I say I love music? Drama is fun to...

I love people. So feel free to write me :).

Hmm thank thats it for now! :P oh well Pixy out!

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The Butterfly by elle6778 reviews
Follow-up to 'The Chrysalis'. Itachi finds himself inexplicably drawn to a certain pink-haired kunoichi and when she fails to present herself as he expects, he decides to take matters into his own hands. Little does he know that his fixation will develop into something so completely out of his comfort zone. Set in a Canon environment with an AU storyline. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,388 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/2 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Spaces Between Stars by rabid behemoth reviews
In a perfect postwar Konoha, Sakura's life is...still missing something. Attempting to discover her destiny, she makes a wish on a shooting star — but it falls on her head instead. When she wakes, the world is a little different than she remembers...[ItaSaku, KakaSaku. Non-triangle]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Chastity Belt by Dotti3 reviews
The male members of Team 7 wish to guard their dear Sakura's virtue from the evils of men. Unfortunately, they make the mistake of assigning Itachi the task in their absence. As it turns out, he's not as asexual as everyone assumed him to be. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,487 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Uchiha Itachi: Heir, Prodigy, Fanboy by dydshark reviews
At twenty years old, Haruno Sakura thought she knew everything there was to know about fanboys. Until the day Uchiha Itachi showed up in front of her door one morning with a rose, a smile, and the unforgettable words: "I'm your number one fanboy." AU, Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
The What Girl? by Perfect Beauty reviews
"Itachi, is this the reason why we never see you with any women and why you go to award shows alone?" Uchiha Itachi, are you gay?" For the first time in a long time, his body moved on autopilot as words began to tumble from his lips.."I already have a girlfriend...her name? Haruno Sakura." Too bad he really didn't have a girlfriend named Sakura..oops A/U
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,354 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lemon Juice by MizukiYukiko reviews
"Do you realize what you're asking, Sasuke?" Sakura retorted with a snort. "You want me to add lemon juice and bleach to your brother's shampoo in order to dye his hair blond. I don't care how much honor he claims to have. Itachi-san would kill me if he ever found out." ItachiXSakura, one-shot. AU Non-massacre. 50 shinobi theme: #41. Rivals
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Astraphobia by MizukiYukiko reviews
Sequel to Lemon Juice. Sometimes pranks go too far, but sometimes it's these situations that help push two people together. Sometimes, a little bit of thunder and lightning is exactly what they needed in the first place. ItachiXSakura. Non-massacre AU. 50 shinobi theme challenge #10 thunderstorms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bloody Hell by Laora reviews
[Fem!Bilbo.] -— When Bilba collapses one day on the road, her face chalk-white and her arms wrapped around her stomach, most of the dwarves fear the worst.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Down the Road by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Itachi didn't die like he wanted. In fact, nothing had gone as he had planned. Instead, he's alive in a world after the war, after the Akatsuki, and after Madara. He's been pardoned and welcomed back to Konoha with opened arms as a hero when he had expected to die a villain. A story of what comes next in the future he never intended to have. M for language and sexuality
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Kakusei Heroism The Hero Without A Name by Strata's Stargazer reviews
Rescued one night after an undercover mission, Sakura finds herself helping the masked vigilante "Crow" look into a conspiracy that could threaten Konoha and the Fire Nation. Modern AU - Now COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,702 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kiss and Tell by ashestoashesanddusttodust reviews
All Kiba had done was ask a simple question.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Kiba I., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Free Falling by ahmandie reviews
Loki x Lucy. Lucy feels like she's falling...for none other than her stellar spirit, Leo. Nah, he can't be "the one." They're partners, after all! Loki, on the other hand, seems awfully determined to make it so. A story of not so unrequited love.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,932 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
When the Time is Right by TayShiorra reviews
AU. After the death of his mother, Akane, Itachi's son has taken a liking to the girl at the day care - Sakura... but Itachi never suspected that she was not so much a girl as a woman... and he clearly underestimated his son's attachment to her! But then he starts to grow just as attached as Setsu is... Cute scenes and fluff! Read and Review! To be reposted to TayMor. See profile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
BAKA! by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Handsome by DecidedlyPositive reviews
After a loony fortuneteller gives Sakura a vague description of her supposed true love, Ino takes it upon herself to discover the man's identity…dragging an unwilling Sakura along in the process. [ItaSaku ][non-massacre]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 141 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Fancy Footwork by silver-footsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Contagious by rabid behemoth reviews
Konoha's citizens are being controlled by a virus, and it falls on Sakura's shoulders to save them. A double agent among the most hostile, unrepentant criminals in the world, she finds herself navigating between competing loyalties in a sea of moral uncertainty. But that's impossible for a faithful Leaf nin like Sakura. Loyalties aren't contagious...right? [Eventual ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,552 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
A Complicated Series of Events by Mustsleep reviews
Chapter 21: Cupcakes. The reason Sasuke came to detest all sweets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,495 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Unbroken by princezsupastar reviews
When Sakura finds herself facing a rogue ninja, she never dreamed that she would end up fourteen years in the past. Trapped in a Konoha where she must hide her true identity, she runs into a familiar face, except he doesn't seem familiar at all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,779 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Missed Connection by rabid behemoth reviews
Sakura misses her train, but meets a man from another lifetime. AU oneshot. [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
What Were You Thinking? by Mustsleep reviews
Sasuke needed someone to watch his cousin and somehow she got volunteered. Oh dear, poor Shisui Shi/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Shisui U., Sakura H. - Complete
Traditions by princezsupastar reviews
Winner of the KakaSaku New Years Contest 2012 - It's the last night of an incredibly trying year, and all Sakura wants to do is say farewell to the days behind her and welcome the oncoming ones with hope. However, she doesn't have to celebrate alone. Not if Kakashi can help it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
This is War by silver-footsteps reviews
It started with blue paint and someone with terrible aim. For Readandreview17.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Mustsleep reviews
He leans in, kissing lips void of all life in hopes of breaking the curse upon her. But not all fairy tales end happily. Non-mass. Sakura-centric. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The One by Angie-san reviews
Uchiha Itachi always believed Haruno Sakura to be beneath his notice. But a chance encounter with the pink haired kunoichi reveals his error and gives him a chance to remedy his mistake in the most unexpected of ways. AU, Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bell Tolls by Nenagh24 reviews
When Hinata dreamt of weddings, she saw the large party, her family happily giving her away, Naruto in an elegant tuxedo. She did not see a drunken escapade after a mission with Kiba. But what happens in the Land of Fire… Kiba/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Giving by nelliel3 reviews
Loke/Lucy fic. One-sided NaLu in the begining. DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL, ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT! THE ONLY THING I OWN IS THE PLOT!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Belongs To Her by Akane Nyx reviews
A little time in the hospital. A little insight into the past. A little bit of compassion. A few little solutions. A little mission. Will it take more than a little for her to realize what belongs to her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,214 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Wrong Perception by theonesakura reviews
"This is going to be perfect for you. The scent of it is going to mesmerise you. You're going to be coming back begging for more. I guarantee you," She said with a sly grin. Non-massacre. NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Blithe Spirits by Spoiled Sweet reviews
"Glorified Nanny" was not the job Sakura had been looking for to make rent, but at the very least smut writer Hatake Kakashi was an interesting fellow. -Obviously AU, Modern Setting, Fluffy possibly citrus-y nonsense-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,065 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Art Of Persuasion by lost in corde meo reviews
"I'll have you know, Uchiha, that I can persuade anyone into giving me anything at any time." In which, Sakura learns of consequences of opening her mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Karakura Thugs by The Quiller reviews
/It was widely acknowledged among the thugs of Karakura that everyone in Kurosaki Ichigo's circle of friends could and would kick your ass./ Arrancar-arc, gen-fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
From Kitten to Lion by Rhov reviews
"One day, my son, you shall inherit my position as the Lion." What if Loke isn't an ancient being, but only as old as he looks? One day he meets a very young Lucy. A promise made in childhood will affect the rest of his life. Chibi Loke. Super cuteness!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/19/2011 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.] Capricorn, Virgo - Complete
Captain for a Week by Totoromo reviews
The lieutenants' and captains' roles are reversed for a week. Humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Shunsui K., Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Her Dark Angel by FallenCrimsonStar reviews
ItaSaku one-shot. Sakura Haruno is left for dead by the enemy and found by Itachi Uchiha. He nurses her back to health and ends up giving her more than just his heart. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/17/2011 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Sick Day by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Twenty-four hours and a million problems: Sakura discovers the perils of attempting to care for one sick, highly delirious Uchiha Itachi. / ItaSaku / non-massacre /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Tales of a Lion and a Mage by 1337kitsune reviews
Every day is filled with stories, and every story is filled with possibilities. Whether it be a redeeming friendship or a forbidden love though is up to those who live the story. Tales however can hold even more possibilities...especially when they speak of a Lion and a Mage.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,718 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo
Liar, Liar by DecidedlyPositive reviews
In which Sakura gets to be the damsel in not-so-much-distress, Itachi plays the hero, and one crazy missing-nin is convinced they're utterly in love. / ItaSaku / non-massacre / one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Storybook by moodiful819 reviews
When Sakura was given her first godmother assignment, she had been expecting a lonely young orphan with evil step-relatives who was friends with mice. What she got instead was a perverted, unmarried, over-the-hill prince. Kakasaku. -Cover by dimisfit-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Consequences of Uchiha by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Sequel to "The Consequences of Snooping". Sakura knew she had fallen from the pan and into the fire this time. She had finally finished her ill-fated date with Itachi, but now she had a three-week long mission to Suna with him. Was there no escaping him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Art of War by lastyearsthing reviews
Entry for the LJ Kakasaku AU contest. Sakura gets stuck following her teacher after a bet with her friends. But his mysterious life is nothing she ever expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,591 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
A Most Unusual Quest by Killaurey reviews
The dragon never gets the girl. Except one time, he does. AU. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,359 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Lieutenant for a Week by Totoromo reviews
To encourage teamwork, each captain gets another captain's lieutenant for a week. Humor. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, G. Ichimaru, Shuuhei H., Nemu K. - Complete
Pure Dumb Luck by DecidedlyPositive reviews
When cornered by an enamored Rock Lee yet again, Sakura makes a desperate attempt to escape his advances… nonmassacre / ItaSaku / oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Friend, Foe, or F…mate by Totoromo reviews
Two of the most mischievous shinigami, Yachiru and Gin, team up to bring a little fun and chaos to the Seireitei by randomly trying to pair up characters as friends, enemies, or love interests. Will they succeed or fail in their challenges?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, Yachiru K.
My Lady Sakura by therealesther reviews
AU. She was told that she had been only four years old when a tall, silver-haired young stranger had been found bleeding and unconscious in the rice field of a Haruno serf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Transcendent by chaotic.souljam reviews
A series of LokeLucy oneshots. "Because forever is meaningless without her."
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Hot Sauce & Handcuffs by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So, Itachi, I've been told you're dating Kisame-sempai. How's the sex?" Itachi never was good at just letting things go. Sakura Haruno was about to learn the hard way how to keep her big mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do I have to take it off? by UNseated4TH reviews
Written pre-364. Just what are Aizen, Gin and Tousen doing inside the barrier? Gin bought poker cards! But he forgot the chips...What to use instead? And when does the barrier disappear? Oh dear. And Yamamoto thought he'd seen it all.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Unaswered Questions by Wysteria Starfyre reviews
A follow up 1 Shot to Wrong Room, because... well, Natsu still has some questions that he is sure that Lucy can answer! Lucy as always wonders 'Why Me' R&R Plz! : very small hint of maybe LucyxLoki sort of, if you want to view it that way
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Lucy H., Loke/Leo, Natsu D. - Complete
Wrong Room by Wysteria Starfyre reviews
My 2nd 1 shot - rather short. Lucy is seeing a doctor to find out why she's sick. The answer she gets is one no one would expect!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Lucy H., Team Natsu, Loke/Leo - Complete
The REAL Reason Sasuke Left Konoha by Orange Sherbet reviews
"I think I love you." "Put the Oreo's down, Sasuke. Just put them down."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by DecidedlyPositive reviews
"Alright, Uchiha. You can either sit here quietly and get your hair cut, or go to Sound, kick Orochimaru's ass, and bring him back to Konoha for trial." In which Mikoto's bad hair-cutting skills and a pair of scissors bring Itachi and Sakura together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Candy by Writing bunny reviews
Why does Ukitake always give Hitsugaya all the candy?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Sister by DecidedlyPositive reviews
"Sasuke-kun! I didn't know you had an older sister!" In which Itachi is thoroughly amused, Sakura is horribly mistaken, and Sasuke wonders if introducing his brother and best friend was the brightest idea. AU / ItaSaku /one-shot/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
With Practice by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stay." Then, "Watch." No full-fledged shinobi had ever let her just watch them practice in plain sight, or instructed her to do so. Snapshots over time; training, growth, and shuriken. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Itachi by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Evil Ribbon by elle6778 reviews
Sequel to The Evil Hair Clip. A strand of ribbon leads to a bit of punching, bruising, stalking, running… and kissing. Sakura can only blame herself for it. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Seven Days to Common Ground by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kuchiki-taichou is acting weird.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The woes of being Uchiha Itachi by primary colours123 reviews
Fugaku Uchiha wants grandchildren. So, what is the big deal? Ask Itachi. Non massacre. Almost CRACK. Ita-Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 2,619 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery by HappeDaez reviews
In which Italy imitates other countries with disastrous results. "Ve, want to become one with Italy?" Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Evolve by LavenderSkies reviews
Sequel to "Searching". Dumped in the living world w/ her memories wiped, Nel was saved from hollows. As our heroes try to solve the mystery, Nel grows attached to her savior: one Kurosaki Ginjo, AKA Grimm. The savior in question, of course, is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,052 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Breaking by Amrun reviews
Things rarely turn out as planned -- or, as it were, NOT planned. Sometimes, playing hooky actually is the answer. Challenge fic for the Kakasaku LJ community. ONE-SHOT. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Snooping by DecidedlyPositive reviews
Non-massacre fic. Sakura had gone in with the intention of finding some way of blackmailing him. So just how did she end up being the one blackmailed into going on a date with him? Damn sneaky geniuses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,699 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pitfalls of the Transportation Justu by alifestylechoice reviews
“What the hell kind of a jutsu was that?” she asked his internal organs. Kakasaku, KakashixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Snapshot by swirlheart reviews
Hitsugaya takes a nap on a couch and Rangiku comes in with a camera. But Hitsugaya is acting very strangely in his sleep. Please read and review!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Perspective by Still Evil Flame reviews
What IS it with Ukitake and his candy? Toshiro hates it, but maybe understands it a little more after a talk with Shunsui and gains a whole new perspective. No yaoi or sexual content at all for that matter.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2009 - J. Ukitake, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Double Dog Dare by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare Under the Mistletoe by Dragonangelx003 reviews
ONESHOT COMPLETE a christmas party and a game of truth or dare turns into one memorable night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Girls by Juniper11 reviews
For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
hair clip by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cabinet Door by lulu42 reviews
It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Assumptions by Pippin's Socks reviews
HitsuKarin. Matsumoto should really get her mind out the gutter. Rated because the gotei thirteen are closet perverts and really shouldn't gamble so much. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K.
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hero by Lanse reviews
Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Disturbia by Lady Silvamord reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged that every action has an equal and opposite reaction - a concept that Itachi never fully understood, prior to this. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,315 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Free Fall by Lady Kaliska reviews
The Great Ninja Wars had ended more than a decade ago. But that wouldn’t stop a country supposedly in a state of peace from searching for greater power to hold over other countries, or even a clan from another. Itachi Uchiha, a cold and calculating ANBU c
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,333 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
ribbon redux by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Thanks to the diligent efforts of a pair of goons, she had somehow ended up as a birthday gift...to the devil himself. A most sensual, seductive...drunk devil. And she had stupidly went and made a deal with him, too. This does not bode well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Cat is Fine Too by drakensis reviews
In the aftermath of the Aizen Debacle, Captain Soi Fon is ordered to root out the remaining traitors in the Gotei-13.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Suì-Fēng - Complete
Magic Tricks by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Ichigo K., Yachiru K. - Complete
ribbon by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She had been subdued, kidnapped, humiliated, and dragged all the way into god knows where just for…this… Him. The kunoichi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hugs and What? by 99feathers reviews
HitsuIchi "You need a HUG." "No, Kurosaki, I do not." Ichigo is given a mission. Oddly enough, it is not to hug Hitsugaya. Crack, slight slash.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Simplicity by canicide reviews
ITASAKU. A curious Sakura tries to unravel the mysteries behind Itachi's constant silence.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Point of Grace by Shadow.of.Illusion reviews
“Why can’t you just leave me be?” A muffled sigh answered her question, and she found her gaze suddenly riveted to Kakashi’s cloth-covered mouth. “That’s a very good question, Sakura.” KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A New Kind of Restoration by avenged reviews
Oneshot, ItaSaku. Bodies in the closet? Baseball? Terribly complicated nicknames? This is what happens when Itachi takes clan restoration into his own hands...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
deep fried vegetables by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Follow up to fiesta. No, Sakura would tell Sasuke a few weeks down the road, I didn't fall in love with your brother because he was an Uchiha. I fell in love with him because he knew how to cook.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
fiesta by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to deep fried vegetables. Sakura comes across someone most unexpected when she finds herself separated from her friends during the summer festival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,716 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
hair dryer by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
The Taste of Repetition by Pen Against Sword reviews
[Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack, Grimmjow Jaggerjack...] Orihime's fixated on the way his name sounds. Orihime can't stop watching him. Orihime's going to get caught.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puppies! by Greenzaku reviews
Komamura has a strange litter of puppies. Their names are Shuuhei,Izuru,Hinamori and Iba.Total crack, and very fluffy. Literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2007 - S. Komamura, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Wasurenai by Empatheia reviews
[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Unbalanced Chivalry by therealesther reviews
Sakura suddenly realised it was probably the sweetest, most chivalrous, if unbalanced thing any man had ever done for her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Missive by Okobo-chan reviews
One Shot: “They were just letters, really. Nothing special.” Kakashi has a bit of a noteworthy dilemma. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Kakashi And Booze, Oh Noes! by The Hooded Menace reviews
When Kakashi accepts a challenge from Gai, he doesn't know that it's a drinking contest. Will poor Sakura survive a drunk Kakashi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Truths: Shunsui and Nanao by schweinsty reviews
Ten truths Shunsui and Nanao didn't know about each other. Fluff warning.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
After Life by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Security Procedures by Honeyfish reviews
A cracky rewrite of chapter 116. Hanatarou exercises his acting skills. Byakuya is not amused.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Byakuya K. - Complete
What's This? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru opens Mayuri’s heart to the spirit of Christmas in her own special way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Letters of Yesterday by kakashidiot reviews
RE-EDITED VERSION! Chapter 5! Will Sakura discover the identity of her penpal before it is too late? In the aftermath of war, love heals the heart. RandR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,373 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Die by FatedtoFall reviews
Trapped in a bad situation, Sakura learns a few new things about Kakashi. Like his taste for floral print. [Kakashi x Sakura] [OneShot] Rated for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Bathtub Mishaps by Kane Shi Megami reviews
All Rukia wanted was some quiet time while she took a bath. But when Ichigo's dad returns early chaos insues. FINISHED. Rukia x Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fox in Boots by Letta reviews
You know that story ‘Puss in Boots’? This isn’t it. It’s better. Besides, that story’s wrong anyway, so you should thank me for writing this the way it’s supposed to be because now you know the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
How in the Hell did I get in this Mess? by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has a tendency to pick up strays.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Fur Fetish by peroxidepest17 reviews
Renji has something he wants to do…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2005
Kakashi's Party by lastyearsthing reviews
Kakashi and his friends have his usual birthday party but something changes this year. slight kakasaku - some language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,445 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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The truth about the chūnin exams reviews
In witch Orochimaru shows his true colors. Sasuke gets a hickey. Sakura is a some what logical fan girl, and Naruto pokes things... And Kakashi, well Kakashi is just plain confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
In wholly martimony reviews
Where simple missions are actually simple... some times, but unfortunately for our lead duo, it is not so for them this day. crack/humor/parody-ish. In wich there are unforseen coplications.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Lighten the mood reviews
It was common that there would be some tension after a near death experience with a comrade, but this... had to be one of the stupidest things Kakashi had ever done! Or.. " Because A kunai to the ass was something no one ever wanted to experience. "
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete