Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.
Hey Fanfiction lovers this our confusing complicated profile:
Now I am the main face of this account but, sometimes my BFFLAD sometimes goes on here and writes stories. You'll see her later on or read form her. Another thing is I'm Juice the main face and she is Orange together we make OJ hence the name. That's not our actual names those of you who are not the sharpest whatever in the whatever.
Ok now that was complicated so i'll give you a break and make it as simple as Juice can get.
Age: Not going to tell
Name: The first letter is J.
Random Facts: I love reading and writing. I can spend hours on end just reading on here.
yo peeps of fanfiction,
age: why would i tell u?
name: what do u think, cause it very clear that it starts with an o
facts: peeps may say i'm crazy, i love to read, i love Disney world, i think i have a weird middle name, i am nuts though my dad might might say i am a nut in a coconut's but.
also, i'm sarcastic and love playing video games with my big bro.I am not going to be writing a whole lot partly cause i'm lazy and partly cause i can not turn my thoughts into words.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs
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Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
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If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
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If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Everyday)
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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile. (we all have)
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile.
If you ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520, Anna Ride, OJsmybestfriend
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People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie!
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (No Mom. I really don't want to keep Skippy.)
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Woman have to work twice as hard as men to get the same amount of credit. Luckily, this isn't hard. (A quote I saw in my ELA classroom.)
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.
Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened last week.
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.
A man’s room is where he can be alone with his manly things. His razor for instance.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you udnresotod taht werid ppragarh, tahn put it on yuor pofrlie! I DID!
my favorite quote EVER!: when life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Max: Do I ever cross your mind?
Max: Do you like me?
Max: Do you want me?
Max: Would you cry if I left?!?
Max: Would you live for me?
Max: Would you do anything for me? At all?
Max: Okayyy...Choose--me or your life
Fang: My life
Max knees him, glaring, and runs away in pain and anger. Fang runs after her, wincing, and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Max bites her lip and says, "Ohhh...You need some...er...ice?"
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