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Joined 09-27-12, id: 4279014, Profile Updated: 01-20-14
Author has written 15 stories for D.Gray-Man, K, Afterschool Charisma/放課後のカリスマ, and Hakuōki/薄桜鬼.

FIRST ORDER OF IMPORTANCE: I'm a FUJOSHI old enough to read and write what I do, so yup. Learn to deal, yall. Though I’d rather be a homosexual boy than a rotten woman, so I could go have lotsa smexy, kinky sex fit for yaoi fanfics with other boys, preferably the bisexual virgin friend (who I am naow TOTALLY over, proof being that I encouraged his pursuit of this OTHER bisexual guy, hahah).

Yep. Obvious anime/manga fan. Also a zombie fan (Rot and Ruin, anyone? How bout The Enemy? If not, we can always go back to Zombies vs. Unicorns). Major bookworm as well (I can proudly, truthfylly say that I’ve read more than 300 books). Is it that much of a surprise, then, that I’m an aspiring writer/mangaka?

After my fame of being a renowned author of a dozen different novels and manga has died down (hahah, hope imma be able to do that… *siiigh*) I plan to live out my days as a crazy old cat lady. So! Feel free to donate unwanted cats (preferably winged purple cat-rabbits) to me.

If yall feel like it, go find me on other sites (livejournal, wattpad, deviantart, theOtaku, asianfanfics). I’m either “usage-strike” or “ohfausagi,” I think. I don't do much on those other sites. The only one other than fanfiction that I use regularly is deviantart. Though... I'm thinking of a story, about my oppa, Cnu...

I thought I was only ever gonna do DGM fanfics, but I've started one for K Project and am working on the ones for Magi and Summon Night. Anyone want my world skeleton thingy for a Bleach/Shaman King crossover? I surely don’t. Oh, and uh, sorry to disappoint, but... I will never do a collab with anyone. Ever. I tried, with this intriguing writer, but... I obviously didn't have the commitment/enthusiasm for it, and when I told her that, I got really down... she probably did too. So! Never again.

Ah, right. I have a strange thing for redheads and those of Irish descent (i.e. Lavi, Yata, Samon, these two dudes at my school...).

One last fact about me? Well, I'm reaaal interested in meeting that bastard brother of mine...

Naow for the random shit!

The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”

Waking Up: Train – “Drops of Jupiter”

First day of school: Kalafina – “Magia” (hahah, that’s right, cue epic music when I walk through the doors!)

Falling in love: The Killers – “Human” (dancers)

Fighting: Nami Tamaki – “Brightdown”

Breaking up: Shontelle – “Impossible” (wah, really?! :D)

Driving: Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift – “Two is Better than One” (yes, I’m talking bout YOU, psycho in the backseat)

Flashback: David Arhuleta – “Crush” (huh, that matches! :D)

Mental Breakdown: The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”

Getting back together: Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Love the Way You Lie” (we all know it aint gonna last!)

Prom Night: Shayne Ward – “No Promises” (gonna leave me at the door now, are you, fugger!)

Wedding: Matchbox 20 – “Unwell” (hahah, perfect excuse for a divorce, later!)

Birth of a child: He is We – “Happily Ever After” (not with a kid on board…)

Final battle: Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”

Death scene: Ayane – “Arrival of Tears” (coooooooool :D)

Funeral: Matchbox 20 – “Closing Time” (judging from my other epic music, this was a closed-casket funeral >:})

End credits: Secondhand Serenade – “Fall For You” (I’m hopin you mean LITERALLY, since… I don’t quite like my box)

The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer


1. What is your motto?

Far away – Nickelback

2. What do your friends think of you?

Losing my mind – Lee Seung Gi

3. What do you think about most often?

Lost in you – Three Days Grace

4. What is 22?

Romeiro ó lonxe – Vocalodi PRIMA

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Joker – Kamui Gakupo

6. What do you think about the person you like?

Fix a heart – Demi Lovato

7. What is your life story?

Almost Lover – A Fine Frenzy

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Beautiful – Carly Rae Jepsen ft. Justin Bieber

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

More than this – One Direction

10. What do your parents think of you?

It’s time – Imagine Dragons

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

Take a bow - Rihanna

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Melt the snow – Shayne Ward

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Hold me now – Red

14.What is your biggest secret?

The only exception – Paramore

15. What do you think of your friends?

The little things – Colbie Caillat

16. What is the worst thing that could happen?

Hallelujah – Rufus Wainwright

17. How will you die?

A thousand years – Christina Perri

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Sad beautiful tragic – Taylor Swift

19. What makes you laugh?

Jar of hearts – Christina Perri

20. What makes you cry?

Almost lover – A Fine Frenzy

21. Will you ever get married?

There is no love - Gummy

22. What scares you the most?

Yura yura – Hearts Grow

23. Does anyone like you?

Check yes Juliet – We the Kings

24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?

I see the light – Tangled Rapunzel Soundtrack

25. What hurts right now?

So far gone – Thousand Foot Krutch

26. What will you post this as?

Scarborough fair – Simon and Garfunkel

Fanfiction survey

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?

Thirteen, obviously!

Gah, only one is completed...! Fuggers! >.

Which one has the most Reviews?

Flickers of Fireflies, obviously!

Epic total of fifteen, hahah...ha.


Leaching Off the Limelight, obviously!

It’s got ZERO! But then, so do Walker White and Relax, Loosen Up, Shake it Out, Komui's Chocolate Factory, Hakuouki! Wakashudo?, Exorcist Altercation, Afterschool confession...

Which fanfiction has the most words?

Akuma Amalgam, obviously!

It has, like, thirty chapters, after all, and bears the brunt of my long ANs.

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?

Akuma Amalgam, obviously!

It’s my favorite fanfic work... maybe. It's sorta competing against Flickers of Fireflies and Hakuouki! Wakashudo? though.

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?

DGM, obviously!

But... I've branched out, surprisingly enough.

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quantity?

Quality, obviously!

Though... quantity does make me feel good

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?

Dunno, obviously!

What’s that? 8D

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?

Yeah, obviously!

Kidding. I was very surprised and happy when they were, heheh…

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?

Yeah, obviously!

Kidding, again. Was very surprised when I saw those notifications on my email, hahah!

Like, three of the four I’m working on, and one that I planned to end at chapter one but haven’t gotten round to putting that on the thingy yet.

What genre do you most frequently write in?

Romance, obviously!

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?

Yeah, obviously!

I do only the ones before when I thank people for following/favorite’ing/reviewing or when I’ve gone back and changed stuff and want people to know. Other than that… I leave excessively long postscripts that rival the chapter itself in length.

Do you update frequently?

No, obviously!

I try, though. Sorta.

Do you frequently use original characters?

Yeah, obviously!

The main character of three of the four fanfics I’m currently working on is one of my original characters. It’s the same person, for each of those three… She’s not gonna be the main character no more for any new series I’m doing though, so yeah. I think I only have one fanfic where the main character isn't one of my own...

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?

Yeah, obviously!

Life is great inspiration, man!


Boy Girl

“Where have you been all my life?”
“Running away from you.”

“Are you an angel from heaven?”
“No, I’m a vampire from hell.”

“Your place or mine?”
“Both, you go to yours, I go to mine.”

“Your feisty, I like that.”
“Your smelly, go away.”

“My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats.”
“My dad runs that hospital, and that’s where you’ll be if you keep hitting on me.”

“I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages.”
“I have a high kick. And they love to land on…”

"Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"
"Yep. God said I was too evil."

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a female impersonator."

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
"Do not enter."

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"But would you stay there?"

"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
"If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together"
"Really, I'd put f and u together"

"Your eyes they're amazing."
"Seeing your back would be pretty amazing."

"Hey, are you single?"
"No, I have multiple personalities."

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.
Some people are like slinkies, they're good for nothing, but they sure make you laugh when you push 'em down a flight of stairs
Don't be so humble. Your not that great.
And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?
Somewhere, we're depriving a village of it's idiot.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Everyone has a photographic memory, Some people just don't have film
I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.
Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.


People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.
Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!
Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.
Of course I’m out of my mind! It’s dark and scary in there!
If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever
At least 5 inanimate objects hate me
The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.
Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird.
Normal people make good pets.
Yeah! I love wearing straight jackets, too! I get to hug myself!
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. No offence guys.
I am in my own little world but it's okay. They know me here.
A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.
My imaginary friend thinks you have some real problems.
Don't aggravate me, I'm running out of places to put the body's.
I am getting sick and tired of slitting the throats of the people who say I'm a violent psychopath!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"

It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"

It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"

It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"

It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"

It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"

It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"

It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"

It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"

It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"

It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"

It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"

It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"

It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"

It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"

It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku"

If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.

List twelve of your characters from your favorite anime/manga/books, in no particular order.

1. Wisely

2. Tyki Mikk

3. Lavi

4. Kanda Yuu

5. Jasdero

6. Debitto

7. Link

8. Road Kamelot

9. Oz

10. Alice

11. Gilbert

12. Ayanami (07-Ghost)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No, I haven’t, sadly… Doubt there are any in existence. Maybe I should go make one!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Pffft, why wouldn’t I think a Japanese male who can rock a hime cut and long-ass ponytail in this day and age is hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Gaaah, the wonderfully devilish babies they’d make together…!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

None that I’ve read… I restrict myself mainly to DGM with some occasional others.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Naaaah x)

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Ten! Those two would be so idiotically cute together! >w

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He’d probably mistake Ayanami for an older version of Allen (they both do have white hair) and try to separate the two and then get reluctantly pulled into a threesome.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Easy! Lavi-usagi falls into Alice-usagi’s burrow, the two end up in a territorial fight instigated by Alice-usagi, obviously! Hammer versus scythe, which will win? Heh, I think imma do this naow… Arigato!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

NO! Well… maybe, while they’re out buying candy…?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Pffft, as if THAT’S gonna happen…! How bout “Ways to Deal with Insubordination”?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

How bout very-much clichéd “Romeo n Juliet,” Clazziquai Project?

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Bout half a year ago? );

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

“Wisely and Link are in a happy relationship until Link runs off with Kanda Yuu. Wisely, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gilbert and a brief unhappy affair with Ayanami, then follows the wise advice of Jasdero and finds true love with Lavi.”

NANI!?!? Wisely, you had bad taste in picking people who OBVIOUSLY aren’t compatible with you! And GILBERT… How could you, to OZ-SAMA?!

Yay, Dero-sama’s a smarty! Or… maybe he just told them to hook up cuz they make pretty candy cane colors together…

15. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?

Gaaah, um, Kanda wants to return the favor for Wisely having blasted his brains open? But instead, he’s going to… bust his ass using lotsa sex toys?

16. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

God, I sooo do not wanna imagine that…

Name your favorite characters of D.gray man, then answer the questions below:

1. Wisely

2. Lavi

3. Tyki Mikk

4. Jasdero

5. Debitto

6. Kanda Yuu

7. Allen Walker

8. Cross Marian

9. Link

10. Road Kamelot

1. What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? –Snuggle, cuddle, and hope to get LAID! >///

2. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? –Oh my… Wanna help me wash? Kidding, GET OUT, SEXY PERVERT!

3. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? –NO, DERO-SAMA!! Link, you got Walker already! GET AWAY!!

4. Number 5 cooked you dinner? –Er, yum… Ooh, look! *throws out window*

5. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? –Ooohmygosh, take thousands of pictures and then get Lavi or Wisely to come over so I get new inspiration for yaoi fics!

6. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? –So YOU’RE my bastard brother…

7. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? –Which one of your whores did it this time?

8. Number 9 made fun of your friends? –You’re one to talk, pastry chef.

9. Number 10 ignored you all the time? –I DON’T NEED YOU AND YOUR ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CANDY AND TOYS EITHER!

10. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? –Blast their brains open!

11. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does 2 do? –NURSE ME BACK TO HEALTH WITH HIS MEDICINAL SKILLS!

12. It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? –Books. Lotsa and lotsa books. He’s a man who can properly appreciate them.

13. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? –Uh, panic, run around in circles, and faint when he hits a wall.

14. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? –Cackle, call me an idiot, and cheer me on.

15. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction? –Wisely: WHAT?! Me: BAKA, IT’S BECAUSE SHE THREATENED ME AND YOU BOTH!

16. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? –Buy me lotsa lotsa pity food and pig out with me.

17. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? –Bakes me lotsa pastries. To keep up my strength, of course. That strange baked sign in the shape of a heart obviously holds no real meaning…

18. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? –BITCH, GET THE FUCK AWAY. Thought you weren’t TALKIN to me no more!

19. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? –He’d be able to fully understand me. There’d be no weird misunderstandings… well, from his point of view, anyways.

20. Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. –Well… at least you can teach him things! >///

21. You're dating 3 and (s)he introduces you to (her)his parents. Would you get along? –I’ve always wanted to meet zombies! :D

22. Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? –MATTE, DERO-SAMA! Take Debi-sama with you two, then it’ll be good!

26. Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? –Gaaah, no. Debi’d get shanked, or Kanda shot.

27. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? –YUU, HOW COULD YOU!? TIME OUT FOR YOU! NO MORE TOYS! *hides Mugen*

28. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? –I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, OLD MAN.

29. Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him? –You blind? You got, like, HORDES of them!

30. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? –But… what about Lavi and Dero-sama…? Sorry, I love them too!

31. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? –NANI?! PSYCHO BITCH, LEAVE US ALONE ALREADY!!

32. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. –Tyki-pooon… you going pedo naow? >:3 heeehee… *grabs camera*

33. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? –Nope. Absolutely not.

34. Would 2 trust 5? –Naaah… Well, maybe if they became partners in crime.

35. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? –Road gets bitch-slapped by moi, her dead body and blasted brains thrown into some hole in the ground.

36. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? –The art of morbid entertainment.

37. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? –Kanda would probably cut Tyki’s poor balls off...

38. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? –CLOWNS! Well, Link could be a mime…

39. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? –Debi-sama, where’s all your hair…?

40. What 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? –His dead zombie girlfriend Alma.

41. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? –Lavi taught Link good, did the dirty already…!

42. 1 accidentally kicked 10? -Who said it was an accident, hahaaah?

43. 2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? –LOVE RIVAL, stop trying to divert my attention!

44. 5 and 6 did a workout together? –Debi-sama, you seem to be missing a few parts…

45. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? –Thought you wouldn’t wanna come to the Moyashi’s house, man.

46. 7 won the lottery? –Hey, remember that one bet you lost…?

47. 8 had quite a big secret? -*sigh* WOW, I wouldn’t have thought for ONE SECOND that you have STDs…

48. 9 became a singer? –Link. Stick to your pastries.

49. 10 got a daughter? –SUCK THAT, BITCH.

50. What would 1 think of 2? –Everyone loves gingers. Even the annoying ones.

51. How would 3 greet 4? –Tyki: Idiot… *long-suffering sigh* Jasdero: SHUT UP, STUPID TYKI, HII!

52. What would 4 envy about 5? –No needa envy nothing, they’re one and the same.

56. What dream would 5 have about 6? –PAYBACK, BITCH.

57. What do 6 and 7 have in common? –They… are beautiful people who can’t stand one another.

58. What would make 7 angry at 8? –All those debts, obviously.

59. Where would 8 meet 9? –Heaven.

60. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? –You’ve a frightening pedo body, oba-san.

61. What would make 10 scared of 1? –I am not at liberty to disclose this information, heheh.

62. Is 3 Gay? –Hey, whatever’s pleasurable.



3.Tyki Mikk



6.Kanda Yuu

7.Allen Walker

8.Cross Marian


10.Road Kamelot


12.Millennium Earl



15.Aleister Krory

16.Komui Lee

17.Noise Marie

18.Lenalee Lee

19.Timothy Hearst



22.Miranda Lotto

23.Johnny Gil



1.If 7 was a matchmaker, who would they put with 16?

Pffft, even Allen isn’t gonna be able to make Komui give up his sweet Lenalee, but… Miranda, I guess?

2.If 2 was an animal, what would they be?

He’s already an adorable Usagi!

3.If 8 saw 1 and 20 making out, what would they say?

Something bout how Wisely can’t get nothing and has to rely on dolls, heheh...

4.What would 3 say if they saw a dragon?

I’ve finally gone off my rocker…

5.What would 9’s favorite book be?

101 Things to Bake For that Special Someone (totally made that up, hahah)

6.What book would 5 hate?

Pffft, as if he’s even LITERATE enough to read enough to hate them?

7.Does 4/10 make a good pairing?

Nooope Well, maybe a little…?

8.How would you react if 13 asked you out?


9.What song suits 15 best?

Scarborough Fair – Simon and Garfunkel

10.What would 11’s favourite band be?

No band, how bout musicians? Bob Acri!

11.What would 17’s mother say if she found out that they were dating 12?

“Ma dear boy, did that mean white man take advantage of you? Let mama have a go at’im.”

12.How hot is 14?

Hot in a snarky kinda way, hahah. Sorta inapproachable but fun to consider.

14.How would 19 react if they were pregnant?


15.Would 25/18/21 be funny, cool or just plain weird?

Hahah, knew you had a thing for her ever since she saved your ass, Goz! Funny!

16.How mentally innocent is 24?

Unicorns, man. Think unicorns. Ones that fart cotton candy rainbows.

17.Would you like to date 23?

WHAAAAT?? Nooooooooo…

18.Is 6 ugly?

You poor blind beggar…

19.What’s 9’s favourite colour?


20.Would 15 like Shonen or Shojo?

Shoujo! >w

21.Does 18 sleep with cuddly toys?


22.What instrument would 2 play?


23.If 19 proclaimed their undying love for 8, how would 3 react?

And you say I’M the pedophile simply for wanting Allen Walker…

24.If 4 went to high school, what subject would they study?

Art! Lotsa finger paints, nyaaah!

25.Who would 11 most like to sleep with?


26.How sweet would 16 look in a pink dress?

It’s the Big Bad Wolf, guys! Get Kanda!

27.If 24 dreamed about 14, how would you react?

Yay! Too bad for Link, though…

28.How would 15 escape a dodgy question?

Stutter and blush adorably while steadfastly avoiding eye contact.

29.What would make 1 blush?

Reading the trashy novels Sheryl writes, heheh… or even worse, witnessing it first-hand as Tyki’s audience member!

30.Can you imagine 3 reading lemons?

Hah, what else do you think he reads?

31.How would 17 react if 5 died suddenly?

One less discordant voice in the symphony of life.

32.If 21 married 13, how would 6 react?

Say “Che” and walk away to find a rabbit to skin.

33.Would 12 support 22/23?


34.Why might 7 be scared of 18?

She has lotsa fangirl ideas locked up in that head of hers, with the ultimate blackmail on hand.

35.If 3 got pregnant, who would you blame?


36.What’s 20’s favourite plant?

A dandelion, so that she can wish for her and that one guy’s happiness.

37.Would 15 make a good gardener?


38.Is 17 trustworthy?



Pffft, nope!










No… they’d kill each other.




Weird, though I’m pretty sure that’s why Allen’s so traumatized when it comes to him.


spews projectile vomit*


Nope. Definitely not.




Er, I’m pretty sure Millennie’s been hoping for that…




Maybe… if you make it entertaining enough >3O






Please stop talking…


It’d be okay i guess, though I wouldn’t care to read it.






Hm, maybe




Definitely not.


Why the hell you still talking?



.Would you kiss...?




It’s a little kid, so it wouldn’t matter.






YEAH!! But… when he had his Tyki body!!









.Is… cute?


Epitome of cuteness!


Yeah, obviously!! Tricksters are always so adorable!


Old men aren’t cute.














DERO-SAMA!!!! *glomps*

Would… go out with..?


DEAR GOD, NO—well, maybe as an experiment …


Nope. Definitely not.






Er, no…

Would… like you?


Not really…


We both have an interest in goth lolis, so… maybe as friends!


He'd better… *threateningly hides weapon on person*


We’re both girls -.- And… we’d probably be some sorta love rivals.


Hope not… Probably wouldn’t, either.


He’d like me as a pet, maybe…


Naw, he probably thinks imma idiot…


Nope. He’d think I’m just a stupid ignorant human…


Hope so.


Yeah, maybe.

Randomness courtesy of NoName-chan!

40 Secrets about yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1. Have you ever been asked out?
Yeah. I… try to decline, but I just suck too much and sometimes they don’t get it and I hafta keep talking for a while, gather my strength, ya know?

2. Where did you get your default picture?
Somewhere on google. I don’t even know the name of it.

3. What's your middle name?

4. Your current relationship status?
“It’s complicated,” since I was trying to scare off this guy who got his sisters to come ask me if I was single and all that other preliminary crap.

5. Does your crush like you back?
No, they’re all too busy with their smutty yaoi double-lives…. Kidding. I had a crush, but he kept unknowingly shooting me down, so that obviously didn’t go no where.

6. What is your current mood?
Bored and slightly hurried.

7. What color of underwear are you wearing?
Er, black.

8. What color shirt are you wearing?

9. Missing something?
I lost a really cute shoe in this really fast stream at a park…

10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would chaaange… my spending tendencies XD

11. If you must be an animal for one day, what?
Cat-rabbit! Purple!

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Hm. Maybe…

13. Something you do a lot?
Read/write stuff.

14. The song you got stuck in your head right now
Gumi Megpoid – The Defeated Boy

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

16. Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

17. When was the last time you cried?
Last month? Dunno.

18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Not in a while, no.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Ooh, the power to be an immortal that could travel between dimensions, both physical and literary!

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
If they’re tall…? I don’t…

21. What do you usually order from starbucks?
I don’t do Starbucks.

22. What's your biggest secret?
Aw fuggers. I, uh… am really, reaaally sexually frustrated and wish I had a (pair of) bisexual guy(s) to vent on?

23. Favorite color?
Purple. Definitely purple. A deep one. Not one of those light, pinkish things, either.

24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or tv shows?
Kiddy shows, sometimes, since I can’t help but get a glance of what my little brother is watching. And TV shows? HELL YEAH! Reign, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, and hm…

26. What are you?
I am… a dog? Part-time fujoshi, full-time zombie? Horny weirdo? Fanfictioner? Wannabe writer/mangaka/crazy old cat spinster lady?

27. Do you speak any other language?
Hm… there’s English and Hmong…. Knowing a few Japanese words doesn’t count, huh…

28. What's your favorite smell?
Ooh! Candy! Like, that really nice one that seems to be a blend of a whole buttloada them, ya know!?

29. Describe your life in one word what would it be?

31. Have you ever kissed in the rain?

32. What are you thinking about right now?
Whether or not I’m typing quietly enough so as not to disturb my parents…

33. What should you be doing?

34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My parents.

35. How often do u talk to God?
Not that often, since I don’t really believe in him all that much?

36. Do you like working in the yard?
Uuuuum, no…

37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Hm…. How about… Hoshina? Or maybe Hoshino…. The first one is supposed to be all fairy-like and old, but the second one would mean that I’m possible related to DGM’s mangaka…

38. Do you act differently around the person you like?
Uh, yeah, I start getting all… super noticeably awkward ”

39. What is your natural hair color?
Typical Asian black.

40. Who was the last person to make you cry?
My dad.


RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!


1. Perfect? Is anyone?
2. Tall? I wish…
3. In your pajamas? Don’t have any, unless you mean my ugly grey comfort clothes.
4. Left handed? No.


1. Friend you saw: Jello!
2. Last girl/boyfriend: This dude who, unbeknownst to me at the time, did drugs and went by the name of Ricky.
3. Person to text you: My friend (yes, THAT friend).
4. Was today better than yesterday? Hm. Not… really? Well, had to run quite a bit, so yeah, guess it’s a definite nooo for this one.


1. Number: Dunno, 50? That’s what I usually guess, when someone says to guess a number between 1 and 100.
2. Color(s): Purple, black, white, red.
3. Fruit: Pears!
4. Place: My brother’s room.


1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope.
2. Are you happy? Eh.
3. Are you sad? Nope, definitely not.
4. Are you bored? I guess so.

5. Heart-broken? Hah! I wish…
6. Are you nervous? Uhn-uhn. Or maybe I mean uh-uh…

7. Are you excited? For what? This thing to end?
8. Are you tired? Nope!


1. Real name? Ugh, really? What if there’re stalkers here!? Mou… It’s Nou. Pronounced like the word “new,” stalkers, not “now” or “no”.
2. Nick names? Usagi, Usa-chan, Usagi-sama, noudle(e), hm…
3. Eye color? Brooown.
4. Zodiac sign? It looks like a fish. Is it Pisces?
5. Male or female? I DO have all the necessary parts, so… female.
6. Slut? Hah!
7. Smart? Er, hahah, which do ya mean, kind siiir? 8D
8. Hair color? Blaaaaack, as I said before, if you’d been kind enough as to watch and read.
9. Long or short? It’s… to my chest?
10. Sweats or Jeans? I like wearing my comfort clothes pants, which are actually tan, not grey, like the rest of my ensemble, and they’re supposed to be slacks, but I purposely got really big ones, so they look like PJs. I’ve taken to wearing really short shorts at home, though.
11. Phone or Camera? I have a phone, though I’d rather it be a camera…
12. Drink or Smoke? Drink… grape-flavored soda :D
13. Righty or lefty? Righty.


1. First best friend? This white girl whose name I can’t remember.
2. First crush? This white guy called Evan! He was a total wimp who tattled on me to the teacher in first grade because we were playing this game on the playground and I put my hands on either side of his face and said “I’m not letting you go!” and his head went back and hit the pole behind him.
3. First pet? This little grey fish that lost its fin in my care.
4. First big vacation? Vacations? Pfft, as if we could affort that.


1. Eating? Up the word count on this thing.
2. Drinking? The air, so healthy and essential to my pathetic existence.
3. I'm about to: Do stuff.
4. Listening to? The death rattles of this Dell laptop.
5. Plans for today? Eat, do chores, see what’s on TV, write fanfiction, reread manga (Stray Love Hearts! Or maybe Tiara).


1. Shorter or taller? Taller, please!
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Hm… I did something similar to this before. I think I put “Romantic” before, so… romantic!
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive…? I dunno, I’m pretty loud sometimes too…. I tune things out once I get all into whatever I’m doing, though. Strange, innit?
4. Hook-up or relationship? Since I plan to die a crazy old spinster cat lady, I’d say… hook-up. Relationships would be a better route though, since I wanna fall in love and get my heart broken, though that could happen with the other one, as well…


1. Drank bubbles? Soda, right? Yeah.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Don’t own any, so… nope.
3. Ran away from home? Hah, as if... I’ve only thought of it. My brother did, though. Didn’t get far, him.
4. Broken someone's heart? No, and… I dunno if I’d wanna, actually.
5. Been arrested? Hah!


1. Miracles? Okay, I am REAAALLY sure this is similar to something else I did... And to answer your question, I’ll believe it when I see it.
2. Yourself? Hm. Yeah, sometimes. Depends.
3. Heaven? Um... dunno. I don’t know what my vision of the afterlife is. Lemme gather my thoughts and get back to you on that…
4. Santa Claus? As if. Wonder what the real scary Saint Nick was like?
4. Love? Ehhh, sorta? Yeah, maybe. Like I said, I’ll believe it when I see it.
5. Do you like someone? No, not anymore...
6. Do you believe in God? Like I said, reaaally similar... And like I said before and on that other thing, I’ll believe it when I see it. I DO think there might be some strange higher powers out there, though, along with all the creepy supernatural stuff.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? I think so.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yes, my secret stash of yaoi and BL.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? I… actually don’t know if what I feel for them would be so strong as to be classified as hatred. I don’t think so, though.

3) How many houses have you lived in? 2, I think. Wait… 3, since we had an apartment, too.

4) Favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers!

5) Favorite shoes? My heels, the ones with… the big heels.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yeaaaah, my baaad.

7) Least favorite school subject? Photo 2. I like taking pictures and all, but that class is so unproductive most of the time.

8) What can you draw best? Uh, stuff. Definitely not real people, so maybe anime-style people.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? This one time, in third grade, I threw up Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup all over the desk and ruined my favorite minty green sweater thingy.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. BL smut, heehee.

12) Favorite genre of music? Japanese!

13) What is your zodiac sign? I thought I answered this one, too? I’m that fish thing, the Pisces?

14) What time were you born? Dunno, go ask someone who cares.

15) What do you like to do most? Read/write stuff and imagine smutty stuff about that stuff.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? No! My friends did though, argh…!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Dunno, I don’t really buy CDs…?

18) Are you sarcastic? No, I am simply well-versed in the verbal art of irony.

19) What are your favorite colors? Purple, black, red, white!

20) How many watches do you own? None…. My sister has a really cool pocket watch, though.

21) Summer or winter? Ugh, winter, since it gets so muggy, but then I like/don’t like the rain.

23) Favorite color to wear? Sadly, black is the only color that doesn’t look too weird on me...

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. My favorite ever since elementary.

25) What color is your cell phone? BLack.

26) Where is your second home? Home is where the heart is, so… on the cybernetic waves of the internet.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, it was fun.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yeah, we ate too much candy.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One, and that one’s been dead since I was in third grade, so… 2004?

30) How many video games do you own? I don’t really own them...

31) What was your first pet? Okay, I SERIOUSLY answered this one already! Ugh, it was a FRICKIN GREY FISH with ONE FIN! The other got BLASTED OFF by a ROCK I accidentally DROPPED on it.

32) Ever had braces? Noooo, did I answer this one too?

33) Do looks matter? I am SORTA superficial, but… face? So long as you’re not downright ugly. And clothes? My wardrove consists of unfashionable v-necks and those ugly circle-neck short sleeves, so I’m one to talk (the pot, that’s who!).

34) Do you use chapstick? Nope. Don’t like it, cuz I feel like I can’t eat stuff no more.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Ray, Riley, Arredondo (I like him, he’s sarcastic and cool and likes to read books I’ve read too).

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Um… what’s the difference, exactly…?

37) Are you too forgiving? Hah! I can be sooo petty sometimes, though not with my friends. It’s with people who’ve slighted me in some way. Like, playing a stupid, not-funny-at-all prank (really, it wasn’t funny, and she was laughing before it was over) on me and then coming around a second time to do another one? Infantile, you are. Funny, since she’s in my sister’s AP Bio class, and my sister doesn’t like her now (cuz she’s always trying to one-up her).

38) How many children do you want? Children? Same as the number of husbands I want, which is 0.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No. What’s so good about it?

40) Favorite breakfast meal? McMuffins, even though they are SOOO disgustingly UNHEALTHY and CANCEROUS!

41) Ever wished you were dead? Used to, yeah. Not no more. Suicide is just so stupid to me, now.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Nooooo, I don’t think so.

43) When was the last time you cried? Dunno, sometime last month?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Rewatched You’Re Beautiful!

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Er, what’s… the difference?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No…

48) Nicknames? Yes, this had DEFINITELY come up already! From the same source! NoName-chan…! Usa-chan, Usagi-sama, noudle/noudlee, um… dog!

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No, that’s a really OG name now, aint it?

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Never been outside this state.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? What’s that? Sounds familiar...

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Um, no…?

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Hah! Bought this ring for $20 about 2 years back, I seriously thought it was a diamond on there!

56) Are you happy with your life right now? I’m… content. That’s not the same as happy, though, innit.

57) Do you dye your hair? If I did, it’d all get pulled out. In time, though. In time… I shall eventually show you all a picture of it in all its pink pixie glory (and later TOP and Purple/Pink Daraness).

58) Does anyone like you? Uh, yes, that ONE GUY who prompted my fake status of takenness, up there…

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Considering whether or not I should go down that fallopian tube or not.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No. A song is on a really old cassette we own of Shark Tales, though.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Ugh, McDonalds, why do you have Pink Slime!?

63) Do you like yourself? Hah! Depends.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Can I just put “neither” and get on with it?

65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender? Argh, um… dunno! Kiseop’s lips look really nice, but then so do tall guys…! But I reaaally like the willowy, slim guys, too! But then the nerdy, well-educated ones look damn cute as well!

66) Are you afraid of the dark? When I’ve read or watched something scary, yes. Also when I start conjuring up scary stuff I remember.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Um, does bean paste… count?

68) Do you own a webcam? It’s on the laptop screen thingy, so… I guess. Don’t use it, though.

70) Ever broke a bone? No, and I don’t wanna!

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Um… what’s that?

73) Pringles or lays? Pringles? Why don’t you have Ruffles on there?

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Dunno. Maybe not.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Who’s Doug? And weren’t the Rugrats just a figment of some little girl’s drug-addicted imagination?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House… I only know the Korean one, and I dunno what the other thing is, so… Full House.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? She’s really, reaaally nice, so I wonder why she hasn’t gotten married to some other really, reaaally nice guy, and I get sad. Maybe she wants to be a spinster like me, though. If that’s the case, kudos to her!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yeah. I think she does it because she doesn’t wanna be the only fat woman in the house, though. Still…

79) Do you have a birth mark? No…? Ooh, my friend has one, on her hand? It looks like California!

80) Do you own a car? I originally planned to bike everywhere, as a kid…

81) Can you cook? Yeah, sorta. Wish I knew how to bake…. I could make you some tapioca instead, though. Not as good, but… oh wells.

82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. People that point out nonexistent flaws in my work. Yes, I’m not perfect, but neither am I so dumb that I am passed AP Comp and was coerced into AP Lit by teacher A I mentioned up there and cannot answer a college essay prompt asking me how my background impacted my identity and crap (yes, this former friend of mine harshly, out-of-line-ly did that, and I’m not just being a bitch, since other nonbiased editors, one of which was the first teacher R up there, said she was being overly harsh). 2. People that should know me but don’t and people that don’t know me but act as if they do. 3. Me, when I fuck up the words in my head by saying it and making me seem like a total idiot.

83) Do you text message often? Hahah, no.

84) Money or love? Money, since everyone you love is gonna leave you anyways, be it through death or other less savory means.

85) Do you have any scars? Not on the surface, no.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? For the Japanese to create cool devices that’ll let me imprint images in my head onto whatever surface I want, in perfect detail exactly according to what’s in my head so that this mangaka business can get started and finished already.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Scaring myself is fun, yes.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? I haven’t tried any of those brands, but I don’t really eat gum, so...

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yeaaaah.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? The Rock?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Don’t like’em.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Um... lemme get back to you on that one, yah?

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Dunno, one of my parents.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Again, my dad, though to clear it up, no, it was not in a way that mattered. His rant just got me thinking about stuff (not related to his rant) and I got sad.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Jello! Or maybe Riven…

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Riven (yes, THAT friend)…

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Er, Riven…?

100) Who was the last person that called you? Um, my sister?


Imma use my real name, since NoName-chan said to do so (sorta).

1.YOUR NOBODY NAME:(take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Noxu

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): nouizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Cat-Rabbit

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nancy Pontiac

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Leenotha

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Black Sprite

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ueyh_k_

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)):

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Ohfa

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): nloiu


1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, find line 4.

"longed to a stranger. ‘I think you gave her too much of the forkroot.’ "

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The air particles around me.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Revenge, last night, but… Sleepy Hollow is Next!

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:04 PM?

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:03 PM

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Sound of Sleepy Hollow!

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning I was going to school.

8.Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

Um, DarkLittleSecret, I think it was…? I was looking at his profile.

9.What are you wearing?

Ugly worn out blue jeans and a red v-neck.

10.Did you dream last night?

Uh, I dunno…. I think weird stuff was happening.

11.When did you last laugh?

Sometime around 2:40 PM, when school was ending and I was walking with Jello.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A humongous fake Asian fan and a homemade butterfly and a calendar and an Asian sign thingy with dried blood and feathers on it.

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Um, no, not recently…?

14.What do you think of this quiz?

Uh, good for mindlessness, yupyup.

15.What is the last film you saw?

Ooh! Shrek 1! My favorite movie right theeeere!

16.If you became a muli- millionaire over night, what would you buy?

First off? The entire DGM anime soundtrack, and theeen all the volumes for Stray Love Hearts and Heart no Kuni no Alice, and the Porno Superstar (one volume only, nyah…), lotsa Goth Lolitas, an authentic Carneval mask and outfit, plain tickets to Florence just in time for Carneval and the annual lantern festival, camera, um… lotsa lotsa manga, anime, and yaoi!

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Um, hm, how bout… the fact that I’ve got this thing for redheads?

18.If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you change?

I wooould… change it so that all the evil people in the world would get magically deported into this other dimension, one where they all could kill each other to their heart’s content without having to take down good people? Dunno…

19.Do you like to dance?

I can’t dance. Like, AT ALL.

20.George Bush:

Um, okay. Former president. So…?

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?


22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Raoul, though that makes him seem gay. Whatever, I like guys that like guys.

Now for some stuff Lucy Moon-Walker's (she's legit B]) profile gave the idea to do:

Fill Out #s 1-13 D.gray-man character Names In Order:

  1. Wisely
  2. Lavi
  3. Tyki Mikk
  4. Nea Walker
  5. Jasdebi
  6. Howard Link
  7. Arytar Krory
  8. Madarao
  9. Tokusa

10. Millennium Earl

11. Allen Walker

12. Kanda Yuu

13. Road Kamelot

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humorous side or the angsty side?

Er, angsty? I can’t help but think of rape… and this one doujinshi I saw a page of, where Bondomu was… er, raping(?) Krory, who got thrown in this cage, and Tyki appeared and started amking out with Krory, and then Bondomu appeared all evilly in the background, jealous.

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?


3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Hah! No… unfortunately. But this IS the world of fanfiction, fufufu…

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Black order and Noah’s reaction?

Wisely/Allen Walker

Ack, no! Kanda will hate you even more, BakaMoyashi! I mean, taking up with the guy who blasted his brains?!

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Madarao/Road Kamelot or Jasdebi/Howard Link

Ooh, Jasdebi and Link! Jasdebi and Link!!!

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the D.gray-man?

Hm. No… Ugh. Damn it, Japanese people are so pretty (in anime) though…!

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Hah! He wouldn’t want anyone touching his shounen, especially not a servant of his XD

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Lavi/Nea Walker

Hm, how about… “An Abundance of Redheads”? Let’s make it a threesome for that title to work, yah? Who should we add? Hm… how about… Tyki! Yeah, that’d work, maybe!

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Millennium Earl/Wisely

Hm, no, I don’t think so…

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Jasdebi/Road Kamelot

Yeah, probably.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Howard Link/Tokusa

Tokusa tops.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Wisely/Road Kamelot

Yeah. I mean, I thought of something for it already, so why wouldn’t other people?

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Allen Walker/Tyki Mikk

Oh gosh, the plethora of crap for this already XD

Hm, how bout…

Under General Cross’ tutelage, Allen had attained a high tolerance for pain. But with the appearance of a dark, exotic man by the name of Tyki Mikk, what heights will he be taken to now?

Doesn’t sound so good. Ugh, whatever.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Kanda Yuu/Arystar Krory

Well, I guess… we’d know for a fact that Kanda is, indeed, female.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.



16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five and One say as a speech?

Jasdebi: Are the playing like you and me, hii?/Shut up, Jas, we’re supposed to keep it a secret, ‘member?

Wisely: I must’ve addled what little was left of his mind when I blasted his brain open.

And if you’ve made it to this point… Wanna be friends? Feel free to PM me! I won’t think you’re a weird cyber-stalker. Really!

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Kill-and-Seek by cinderrain reviews
The war is over, and Harry can finally relax. But in another part of the country, the Black Order is still in the middle of their own war. When Allen, Kanda, and Lavi are sent on a mission to investigate the Earl's strange new interest in an oddly-named school, things get a lot more complicated for both sides. And is there something wrong with Lavi? No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,448 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Harry P., Lavi
Falling Angel by MercenaryCrime reviews
After a mission goes terribly wrong, Allen's life within the Order takes a drastic turn for the worse. She must hide secrets now with the help of a certain stoic samurai, ones that could ruin the remaining trust the Order has for her! FemAllen, Yullen and one-sided Poker Pair... Rated M for a good reason!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Dinner With a Spider by AlucardLovesSteakCakes reviews
Homra's vanguard and Scepter 4's third-in-command are acting strange as the former's birthday draws nearer. Fushimi's worried and Yata's acting...paranoid? When he suddenly disappears on his birthday, the only clue being his surprisingly disturbing sketchbook, the gang must set out to find their least what's left of him...before the spider finishes his meal...HIATUS
K - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,887 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Beautiful Accidents by ShizukaNe98 reviews
"It was all just an accident, Alice. We can't fall for them." "Oh, God, Why must I suffer..." All of it started with a great mistake, yet it was all by fate. "Meeting them was the greatest mistake of my whole life..." MAY CONTAIN TWISTS! WARNING! MAY NOT END THE WAY YOU THINK IT WOULD.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H., OC
Gaudy as a Butterfly by Amyst reviews
On a rainy day one gets bored pretty easily. But there are plenty of creative ways to work around that boredom, especially when they involve the Noah of Pleasure and a certain red-haired Bookman apprentice.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Another Red King by Dark Chrona reviews
Yuki is the heir to one of the many mafia's in Japan when she receives the Red Kings powers. Then comes in Yata Misaki. A short story about the life of Yuki with Misaki. Misaki X OC
K - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
Shining Star by ShizukaNe98 reviews
We all know how Yata Misaki, the ever-so-brash young man, acts around girls. Especially when he finally decided that he liked someone at first sight. Just how the hell do we expect him to approach her? Drabble. This is a peace offering for a friend of mine who got angry at me for giving her spoilers a while ago. :)) YataxUnnamedOC One-shot Fluffy
K - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Yata M., Kusanagi I. - Complete
Love At The Convenience Store by Haiirookami reviews
Yata was asked to bought daily need for the bar. When he arrived somebody bumped to him, when Yata was going to apologize the person mocked him 'cause his height and Yata was pissed. But somehow, Yata cant stop blushing 'cause of that person.
K - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Changing World by wreathdeathscythe reviews
'A typical girl in a typical world', she says.She decides to just wither away.'Unfortunately',she wakes up to find herself in D.GRAYMAN.She meets Allen Walker in his first mission together with Kanda. Surely her world would start to change. Kanda X OC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 186,993 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kanda Yuu
Dark Seduction by Corianin reviews
Alone on an easy mission for the Order, Allen receives a very unexpected visitor to his room at the inn. How will this game play out?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Allen Walker, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Sadistic Revenge by Hanashi o suru reviews
Bound, blindfolded, and stripped to his boxers, Allen finds himself the unfortunate victim in a certain Noah's revenge. There's no one to save him, and only his sadistic captor to hear his screams. (One-sided Poker Pair -One-shot- Rated: NC-18)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2013 - [Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker] - Complete
Within a Woman's Mind by Corianin reviews
...there can be many dark, forbidden secrets.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Lenalee Lee - Complete
Eternal Midnight by Corianin reviews
Lenalee finds herself in a place she doesn't recognize with a man she doesn't know. No matter how long a night may seem, morning always comes. (Companion piece to Just Tonight, though can be read on its own)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lenalee Lee, Tyki Mikk - Complete
Secrets revealed by Yuu-Pon reviews
My name is Allie. Allie Walker. But everyone calls me Allen, the reason for this is because everyone here at the Black Order thinks I'm a guy. Tonight was just like any night. I woke up to get some food. It was around three, so I didn't bother taping down my breasts like I did everyday. I mean it's three in the morning, who's going to be down in the kitchen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Masquerade of Shadows by Eirian Erisdar reviews
Tyki has always been black and white, but when a girl Exorcist comes into his life, everything changes. Allen struggles to cope with his inner self, and the world at war. What will happen to them? Sequel to A Charade of Flames! Romance, humour, mixed in with violence and angst. Tyki x OC. NEW CHRISTMAS SPECIAL CHAPTER UP!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Tyki Mikk, Allen Walker - Complete
Restraints by Air Condition reviews
One night she felt a little braver than usual. One night she asked him if he wanted to try something different. One night his innocence held her down, and he did his best to please her. AllenXLenalee. Bondage. Lemon.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker - Complete
A Charade of Flames by Eirian Erisdar reviews
Tyki lives as white and black, never mixing his two sides. But what if a girl exorcist were to come into his life? Tyki x OC, plenty of adorable romance mixed in with serious violence. Begins with Tyki trying to find Allen and escalates.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Tyki Mikk - Complete
Insects by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
What was that human phrase again? Insects? Yes - yes, that was it. She gave him insects in his stomach.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
That Which Is White by whenfangirlsattack reviews
On a calm and sunny day in the Black Order, everything seems to be going great, until Allen makes one grave mistake, a mistake that will reverberate through the world for ages to come. That's right, Allen Walker ran his hand through his hair. Yullen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,072 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Unicorn by thexlastxfantasy reviews
While in the park Jasdero and Devit come across a unicorn. A one shot about the amazing twins.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - David/Devitto, Jasdero - Complete
Connotations by Second Sun reviews
Tyki is sick and tired of stupid humans not knowing what they are talking about. Slight OOC Tyki and TykixOC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Tyki Mikk, Road C. - Complete
Fallen by SamTheShortyMan reviews
A young metamorphmega that followed Draco into service with Voldemort, regretting her choice she refused to answer to his summons. One day Draco was sent to retrieve her. On that day, she became whole again. DracoXOC One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
About Pencil Books and Trashy Novels by Malignitas reviews
A terribly bored Wisely tries to find an activity and comes across Sheryl and his erotic novels. After clarifying all the foreign words, Wisely really wants to try something out with Tyki. Pure fluff. TykixWisely
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Tyki Mikk, Wisely - Complete
Silhouettes by darkangelyuna14 reviews
The quiet girl, Ayumi, has always been silent. But how will she react, when the two strange twins ask to be her friends. Will she realize what big trouble is waiting for her, and is she the new exorcist they are searching for? JasderoxOCxDebitto story
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,263 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Jasdero, David/Devitto - Complete
Untouchable by Tsuki no Tennyo reviews
Bride of the Water God: Hoo-ye/Soah/Mui. She was the treasure he could not touch, and he was the replacement desperately waiting for her.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bride of the Water God/하백의 신부 - Complete
Obey the Twisted Fate by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
Everyone, especially Road, thought Allen was stronger than this. What will the Black Order do now that the 14th has taken over the cursed Exorcist? What does Road think when she has Allen's body, but not his soul? Road/14th!Allen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Road C. - Complete
Cockroach Invasion by darkangelyuna14 reviews
The Noah family thought they were going to have a peaceful night, until a little... problem appears. But can the twins, Road and Tyki get all the cockroaches away, before the Earl comes home? Jasdero, Debitto, Road and Tyki oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Jasdero, Road C. - Complete
Curiosity Is For the Brave, the Young, & the Horny by lpdrunknmunky reviews
Curiosity is a wonderful thing. AxLxK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Japanese Art of Kinbaku by lpdrunknmunky reviews
Requested on the dgmkinkmeme, an AU where Lavi gets the shock of his life when his boyfriend Kanda finds his kinky side.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Walkin' the Beat by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker
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Afterschool Confession reviews
Ada has always been told that sinners will burn in the fiery depths of hell forever, but would it be worth it, if she burned with him? Follows (eventually) the arrival of a certain sinner at the church. Hitler x OC x Einstein (muuuch later on in the story), one of which is one-sided
Afterschool Charisma/放課後のカリスマ - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 6/22/2013 - A. Einstein, A. Hitler
Hakuouki! Wakashudou? reviews
Ibuki Ryuunosuke has to suffer not only the humiliation of being dragged back to the Shinsengumi headquarters with a new master in tow but also the sadistic tendencies of said owner, who seems to have more in store for not only the newly-attained dog but for the freshly-reunited comrades as well. Ryuu x OC x Souji AU *THIS IS NOT YAOI, THOUGH IT MAY SEEM IT DUE TO SOME C/OC IDJITS*
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Okita S.
Flickers of Fireflies reviews
With the death of a King comes the rise of another... no one said it had to be a guy, though. Yata x OC x Fushimi (one of which is... not one-sided, and the other... also not so one-sided) This is NOT BL! Straight-forward romance between two straight guys and a girl.
K - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S.
Akuma Amalgam reviews
Fairies are the children of angels and demons, and she isn't your typical akuma-killing "pixie". There seems to be a secret under that cherubic little face... is our heroine a God send, or an abomination? wisely x oc x lavi, one of which is toootally one-sided...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Lavi, Wisely
Sensitivity reviews
Her Sweet Sixteen has passed with her chastity intact, due to the preventative measures of her overprotective brother, and now she's a single seventeen-year-old virgin with a love life so negligent as to be nonexistent. Series of stories featuring Lenalee Lee. Arcs not dependent on the ones that preceded it, though everything's all in the same AU. SMUT and minor YAOI.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13 - Lenalee Lee
Walker White
What could you possibly expect to happen when an innocent, oblivious little girl goes romping around in a forest said to be the final resting place of depressed souls? Surely not an encounter with a tsundere swordsman and moyashi ōkami. didn't know what to put as a summary, actually. Allen x OC x Kanda (one-sided)
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,040 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Recording Studio reviews
When the popularity of DGM slowly drops, what will the characters do to maintain viewers? crack and OOCness, don't like don't read
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013
Almost Lover reviews
BEWARE, YE HOMOPHOIC AND CHASTE OF HEART; HERE BE EROTIC YAOI AND—wait, lemme rephrase that. After the mischievous machinations of a red rabbit, Allen and Kanda end up locked together in a room, with an enticing aphrodisiac smeared across nearly every inch of their body. What will happen, though, between two soon-to-be-lovers who are both…?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Exorcist Altercation
Ailee Luna has been tasked with finding a runaway akuma hybrid. How hard can it be, when she's nearly an angel-turned-demon herself? Pretty bloody hard, actually, especially when ghosts from her past keep coming back to haunt her. Literally. Jasdebi x OC Ties in with Akuma Amalgam.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,810 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Jasdebi
Komui's Chocolate Factory reviews
BEWARE, YE HOMOPHOBIC AND CHASTE OF HEART; HERE BE EROTIC YAOI AND BL. So... Lavi is one of five lucky winners who gets to tour the mysterious Black Order run by the obscure chocolatier—and possible drug lord?—Komui Lee. But... it seems the eccentric man wants to taste something other than sweet chocolate? Strange yaoi pairing.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Komui Lee, Lavi
Still Doll reviews
BEWARE, YE HOMOPHOBIC AND CHASTE OF HEART; HERE BE EROTIC YAOI AND BL. Now then! It is said that, deep within the dark confines of the forest, on the outskirts of town, there is a dilapidated house in which rests a beautifully crafted doll with fiery red hair and a bright emerald green eye...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi, Lala, Deak
Black Order, Home for Orphaned Children reviews
Welcome to the Black Order, Home for Orphaned Children (of a trubld and deeplie distrbd natre), the inhabitants of which consists of the resident torturer, future serial killer, and local nudist. A cross-dressing girl will fit in perfectly fine, surely.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Allen Walker, Lavi, Tyki Mikk
Jasdebi Red reviews
What happens when the idiot twin bounty hunters Jasdero and Debitto are sent to kill a target they can't recognize? Not to mention, how are they even going to get close to said target when there're seven horny hunks guarding her day & night! OC pairing, guys. learn to deal.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jasdebi
Relax, Loosen Up, Shake It Out reviews
BEWARE, YE HOMOPHOBIC AND CHASTE OF HEART; HERE BE EROTIC YAOI AND BL. Well. That's what they all say, right before they shove their cock up your arse.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Lavi, Howard Link - Complete
Leaching Off the Limelight
what would prompt an exorcist to turn someone, much less themselves, into an akuma? lolz, this is a hate story, so if youre looking for a happy ending, this AINT it! read anyways!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,030 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete