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I will be doing at least 2 Fallout Fics and maybe one for Mass Effect

If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile.

I don't write slash! If you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, 'If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. At least 120 by now.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. Please don't judge.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. More like manga or anime.

4. Spell check is your best friend. Most annoying friend ever.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. Maybe ...

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. If I do kill one I am hope my fans kill me.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. Um...

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. Never! How dare you even suggest this!

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. Synonyms are often annoying.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. I have this relationship with new ideas and plot points.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. Nope. Just misspell them.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. Only half.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. No.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. But I don't write jokes.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. The list understands!

16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. I have ADHD or something. Just ask my mom. Assuming you can find me, of course.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. I prefer the term monologue.

18. You forget what day it is when you're writing. Always, even when not writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of short story in class, you get carried away. Almost.

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. Yes yes yes.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. Just cant get to the end

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. Trying to avoid those.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. Praise the almighty stash.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. I leave THAT to professionals.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. I might.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. I am in love with WORDS.

27. You dream about your stories. They are my stories.

28. You dream of new stories. See!!!!!!

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. I'd forget if I didn't.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. Also while I'm talking, thinking, eating, playing a game, or anything really.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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Obscure the Waters by CschMan20 reviews
[Post-war AU] [One-shot] At a wedding for their friends, Sakura and Naruto experience some bonding and turmoil. The festivities allow them to push even closer together, and they end up discovering more about one another. NaruxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6h - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
101 Names We Could Have Used by gandalf537 reviews
101 names and the logic behind them that Harry and Ginny could have used, because if there's one thing the fandom agrees on, it's that Albus Severus Potter was a horrible name for Harry's second child. Names are Sirius, serious, and silly. Name suggestions taken and appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/23 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P.
Tuum Fatum by Dragons and Otters reviews
Petunia Evans makes a decision that will change her life — and the course of history — forever. Not canon compliant. Marauder's era AU with a dash of everyone lives AU. Written for the Quills & Parchment creature one shot competition. Werewolves and werewolf mates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/2
CotR White 2: Love & Hate by darkwarrior4742 reviews
Luna and Harry run into each other throughout their time at Hogwarts. One-shot written for the "Colors of the Rainbow" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/30 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost and Found by Yurosoku reviews
Their meeting in Kirkwall...was not their first meeting.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/23 - Merrill, Hawke (M) - Complete
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 280 - Published: 5/14 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 171 - Words: 760,843 - Reviews: 10805 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Other White Sheep by AnotherGirlWithAStory reviews
It was the first time in years that she wrote a letter to Sirius and October 31st was the first time in many years that she received a letter with her real name written on it; and Narcissa Black was yet again the white sheep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Moony by AnotherGirlWithAStory reviews
It had been a full year since he saw the child. Remus assumed that Harry didn't know who he was. And he didn't know what to think about that. Then the boy smiled. His emerald eyes glimmered and he reached his arms forward as he spoke the word that simultaneously broke Remus heart and fixed it. "Moony."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28 - Harry P., Remus L., James P., Petunia D. - Complete
Not Anymore by AnotherGirlWithAStory reviews
Harry didn't know why they were there. He didn't understand that his parents were laying underneath the stone. Petunia vowed that she would one day tell him. She would tell him about his parents; she would tell tales of their bravery, their kindness and their intelligence. She could do whatever she wanted because Vernon no longer controlled her, not anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Uchiha Heiress Remix by JGResidentEvil reviews
They say that you can't expect everything, so what would happen when a crazy secret is revealed? You just have to wait and see! Pairings: Naruto x Hinata x FemSasuke, Neji x Tenten, Lee x Kin, more pairings coming along. Sakura and Civilian Council Bashing. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,064,941 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sasuke U.]
Notice me Sempai by Yojimbra reviews
It was so much easier to ignore her when they were little; back when three years difference meant something. But as she became a woman, it became harder and harder to see her as his little sister. Naruto x Fem Konohamaru! [One-Shot] Proof of concept!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/20 - [Naruto U., Konohamaru S.] - Complete
The Sound of Freedom by Yojimbra reviews
Tayuya's freedom rests on her ability to play the flute and keep the Kyuubi calm. If only the blond idiot that was it's jailor wasn't such an idiot things would go so much smoother. Naruto x Tayuya, Fluffy, Rated M for Tayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/16/2016 - [Naruto U., Tayuya] Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
A Dramatic Reading by White Squirrel reviews
Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,579 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/15 - Harry P. - Complete
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
A Potter in the Making by ashenrenee reviews
"Hermione, why is my mother yelling about contraception charms?" he asked. "Well, I have something I need to tell you," Hermione admitted. One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/23 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Honour Thy Blood by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 307,702 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Finding An Alpha by Yojimbra reviews
The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,096 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] Hinata H., Hana I. - Complete
Welcome to the New Family by TheRev28 reviews
Saren is dead. Shepard is dead. But when she comes back, Ian and I will be waiting. Let's see the Omega 4 relay try to stop us...assuming we even make it that far. Sequel to Welcome to the Family. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 152,175 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Shepard (F), OC] Garrus V., Kaidan A.
The Way Home by Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
Right in Front of Me by ericwinter reviews
After Sasuke once again slips through their fingers, Sakura disappears to be alone. Naruto follows her in worry, and asks a question that makes Sakura doubt her devotion to the Uchiha, and wonder if what she was looking for might actually be right in front of her. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Is Not a Teddy Bear by Yojimbra reviews
Gaara discovers a way to sleep without the ravings of Shukaku and without fear of turning into the demon itself. The only catch is that she needs to be close to Naruto Uzumaki. Fluffy Naruto/Female gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,444 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Naruto U., Gaara] Sakura H., Temari - Complete
All in a Days Work by Silvermoone reviews
Emma Summers is a 9-5 working woman with no real motivation in life. Her one obsession is with the game Dragon Age: Origins. One moment in her life will flip everything around. Emma is about to find out what it means to live in the world of Thedas
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 110 - Words: 180,525 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - OC, The Warden - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6768 - Favs: 11,496 - Follows: 10,596 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 401 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered resolve by Yojimbra reviews
Sakura was in utter bliss as she leaned into kiss Sasuke. They had only been teammates for an hour and suddenly she was kissing him! Her heart was soaring. Only to open her eyes to see the smiling face of Naruto Uzumaki. She fell hard for one of Naruto's stupid pranks. He made fun of her forehead in the worse possible way. One-shot. Fluff-sandwich.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/29/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Sasuke U., Ino Y. - Complete
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 2,430 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
You're my Density by robst reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 6962 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 6,360 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Misadventures in Time Travelling by goldopals reviews
At the final battle, all seems to be lost. Harry and Hermione are among the last of the remaining rebels against Voldemort. They had witnessed their friends and family being murdered and in one last stand run to the Headmistresses, where Hermione had pulled out a Time Turner. She put it around their necks and turned it, hoping that that little advantage would win the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Complete
Into the Darkness by Aurora Nova reviews
Marcus of Whiterun, called "Dragonborn", has defeated Alduin, and now looks forward to settling down to the quiet, peaceful life of the retired adventurer. But as he finds out, the life of an adventurer is seldom peaceful or quiet, as darker forces rise to threaten this newly-adopted world he has come to love. Rated "M" for adult language. Sequel to "Into the Maelstrom."
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 269,661 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 3,955 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Are you alright? by SlyKakashi reviews
When Naruto and Sakura are enjoying lunch at Ichiraku's, Naruto notices Sakura is mistaken him for Ino. Playing along, what will Naruto find out. NaruSaku with some SaiIno (Prequel to "You'll be great")
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2016 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] [Ino Y., Sai] - Complete
Naruto and the women who love him by ThiefCrusher750 reviews
This a nice prologue for Narutos place in my main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/22/2016 - Complete
Biotic Beginnings by 10tonsoffun reviews
Who in their right mind would even consider hiring Jack as a teacher? Right! But somehow, she is the new instructor at Grissom Academy, and she will have to work hard to fit in. Meanwhile, the new kid in class is having some serious issues with his biotics. But Jack finds her own way of helping him. Read 'The Psychotic Biotic' for Jack's backstory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 478,522 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Miranda L., Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
Priorities by dazai-san reviews
Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
The Order Redeems by david.davies.5851 reviews
After Ahsoka Tano leaves the Order, Anakin Skywalker is a mess. Obi-Wan Kenobi decides to do something about it and tells the council some home truths. The results could save everyone. Rated teen due to some unpleasant events being discussed.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 241,417 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K.
Blooming Love by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Cho Chang was shocked when Harry Potter asked her to the Yule Ball. She was even more surprised when he kept asking her out, eventually asking to court her. Harry/Cho. Part of If Wishes Were Upgrades Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 12/10/2015 - [Cho C., Harry P.] OC
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 920 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Weasley in the Tardis by Umbrae Calamitas reviews
Ginny has always been a little odd, even for a Weasley. They never knew where it was she disappeared to for hours or even days on end. Was it too much to ask that the mad alien that whisked her away in the middle of the night got her back before her mum noticed? AU
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2016 - 13th Doctor, Ginny W., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
A Chance at Happiness by Eye Greater Than Three reviews
Rigel Black needed help from one person and one person alone: her brother. Unfortunately, Sirius didn't show up, but James did. Fortunately, James was willing to help. James/Rigel. female!Regulus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [James P., Regulus B.] Sirius B. - Complete
Into the Maelstrom by Aurora Nova reviews
Marcus thinks he's woken up from a really bad hangover, but his nightmare is just beginning. Not-so-short story on a popular theme. Rated M for some mature language. Please read and review. Thank you!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 394,781 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC - Complete
Yssha's Tale I: Dovahkiin by empire1003 reviews
Yssha is the greats-granddaughter of the Champion of Cyrodiil, the first of her Clan and Family to take her adventuring year in Skyrim. She is a trained fighter with a few mage and alchemy skills, and has read as much as she can find about Skyrim, but still has much to learn. Now drifting far from canon. T for safety, could be lower. Re-edited through Ch. 41 so far.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 209,676 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio, OC, Serana - Complete
Pretend by erbkaiser reviews
Faced with the ultimate horror, overly amorous parents, Hermione Granger must do the unthinkable and lie to her parents. But what if they call her bluff? / Written for the QLFC round 13.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,262 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Stuck Like Glue by HarmoniousHerdFan reviews
What happens when Fred and George find a mysterious bracelet in the Room of Requirement? Hilarity and Love! HHR all the way! In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,196 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W.
Fallout 3: Wastelanders Tale by MistressNixOfFerelden reviews
Evelyn lived quietly in Megaton, barely turning 19 until a Vault Boy stumbles into Megaton looking for his dad. Little does she know that he will change her life and the Capital Wasteland forever.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,558 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Lone Wanderer
The Truth by erbkaiser reviews
Compelled to tell the truth, Harry talks about his frustration with Hermione in their sixth year. / Drabble, pre-Harmony / Written for the QFLC Round 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Horace S. - Complete
One Day They'll Understand by Super Saiyan Cyndaquil reviews
Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,051 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] Yang X.L., L. Ren - Complete
Demonic Lust by DeFEcToR115 reviews
This is a story or series about what a mischievous kistune's prank cause unlikely love to flourish throughout Konohana no Saito watch as what started out as vengeful prank turns into an adventure. please have a brain when you see lust expect that the story will have a a few of those Fruits that life gives you. Check profile for more information also I need a Beta reader asap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 236 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.]
Liquid Courage by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Stag and the Swan by White Squirrel reviews
One shot. Harry's Valentine's Day date with Cho goes a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Butterfly Effect by GaleSynch reviews
AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,436 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [OC, Tom R. Sr.] Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
More Than Just a Clone (Not Just a Copy of a Man) by LongLiveTheClones reviews
Commander Bly receives Order 66 and has to make a split-second decision whether to fire. Has Aayla Secura ever seen him as more than just another clone? The two struggle to find their way in a galaxy forever changed as the Republic disappears and the Empire begins to emerge. Can they find a safe haven, or will they be forever hunted as a Jedi and a traitor? Artwork by gloryblaz.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 115,513 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Aayla S., Stormtroopers - Complete
Recursion by erbkaiser reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 191 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Never Use Shadow Clones to do Your Paper Work by gentlemankitsune reviews
Arranged marriage: the concept of being engaged and married to your partner without having known the person beforehand. A concept usually applied only to the lords and ladies of the elemental nations, but not the Ninja. Never the Ninja. Too risky. Too dangerous. Suffice to say, Minato was a very trusting man as he lived. Too trusting. Forced Harem. Yugito Temari Fu Mei Kurotsuchi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 226,939 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teaching by Senrab Nomis reviews
Hinata wants to learn the shadow clone jutsu, and who better to teach her than Naruto? Now if only he could figure out why her clones aren't exact copies. Surely there must be some reason they keep appearing in their underwear? NaruHina, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Time Turned Back by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,462 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Marauders - Complete
Here's To Another Year by TBM1 reviews
It's New Years on the Normandy, and Jack is hating every minute of it. To her, it's just another crappy year, and she's welcoming it alone. Why the hell did Shepard have to make her feel again?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Jack, Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Forest of Dean by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A one shot AU of DH. Ron doesn't reconnect with his friends until three months later. But how much of a difference will THAT make?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Disrobe, It is the Maker's Will by TBM1 reviews
To reach the ashes of blessed Andraste, the Warden and her companions must submit to a rather awkward request in order to cross the flames of the final challenge. Morrigan is less than pleased; but Oghren couldn't be any happier. A parody of the final Andraste challenge, and a sequel to Mating Rituals.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Cousland, Leliana] Morrigan, Oghren - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2265 - Favs: 5,111 - Follows: 2,777 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Throes of Passion by Tonlor reviews
Naruto starts to build a Harem, Will he be able to control all the women or will they over run him? This is a 'M' rated story to stay out if you don't like reading naughtiness. As a note. there is little to no plot in this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,846 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Ino Y., Anko M., Hinata H.] - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by my-patronus-is-a-computer reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Constellations Arranging by DrowningDemons reviews
She's crying. In the rain. Again. Crying, for her entire life is a lie. Hermione Jean Granger never existed, only Iris Brielle Vela Not bad as summary- OC is not related to me!- Dumbledore/Molly/Ron/Ginny bashing- supportive Minerva/Severus/Harry/Pansy Used to be Heads of Hogwarts! Please read, I suck at summaries :(
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Mating Rituals by TBM1 reviews
Morrigan wants nothing more than to enjoy the night in solitude after an exhausting day, but she has several unwanted guests joining her due to the Warden's shockingly open love-life. Parody of Leliana's romance scene from the viewpoint of the other companions.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Cousland, Leliana] Morrigan, Alistair - Complete
Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,993 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 743 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 5,604 - Follows: 1,403 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Of Hearts and Alcohol by Maximus Artilius reviews
I'm sure most of you have seen the ending of Fallout: New Vegas, and I'm sure many of you have seen that in the good ending with Cass, she tries to give the Courier a surprise, but it turns out he gave his room to an NCR soldier, but what would have happened if he didn't?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Courier, Cass
I Chose You by MemberOfDumbledoresArmy reviews
The Next Generation is submitted to a marriage law with a twist. Unbeknownst to the muggle-borns and half-bloods, the purebloods get to choose who they marry. Why did Scorpius choose Rose and will she ever forgive him for doing so?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 160,511 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by Irish216 reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Under Edit
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 453,725 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 4,639 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Marauders' Notes by Esin of Sardis reviews
"Mr. Moony wishes to remind Mr. Padfoot and Mr. Prongs what happened last time they were passing notes in class." Four Marauders, four pieces of bewitched parchment, and a whole schedule of boring classes to fill with something more interesting! 6th and 7th year James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter's version of paying attention doesn't involve much actual attention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 48,309 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Friends And Enemies by TerraZeal reviews
A young orc hunter watches an old human sob over the grave of General Nazgrim, hero of the Horde. Taylor/Nazgrim friendship fic. NO OCs!
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Orc, Human, Thrall, Aggra
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,143 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ten More Minutes by Litfreak89 reviews
What if Harry had waited ten more minutes and said goodbye to the waitress in HP/HBP? Prequel, "What We Had," is now up on my page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,050 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Vampiric Pastries by Waffleasaurus reviews
Lydia is assigned a new Thane, which makes her consider things such as her life, her love, and her bellybutton. Lydia/OC Dragonborn. Rated for blood, gore, sex, alcohol, and large inebriated Nord warriors.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
From The Other Side Of Things by Grace Kay reviews
What would be the concerns of a Regular Joe (or in this case, Joan) who worked on the Normandy? This is her story - brought to you at Diablo Kades' insistence. Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,330 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Shepard (F), Samantha T.] [Liara T'Soni, OC] - Complete
Leave it Unspoken by The Little Anonymous Author reviews
Harry likes Ginny. Ginny likes Dean...but so does Luce. When Dean reciprocates Ginny's feelings, where will this leave the heartbroken duo?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,733 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Love by Melkor44 reviews
Anakin chooses not to attack Padmé when Obi-Wan appears on Mustafar, setting Darth Vader on a different course of action. Whether or not the Skywalker can redeem himself is a question with no true answer, but perhaps the Jedi had simply interpreted the prophecy incorrectly...it was said that the Chosen One would bring balance to the Force, not eliminate the Dark Side. (Oneshot)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Garrus Vakarian: Sharp shooter, not Babysitter by Defii reviews
Short drabbles on Garrus' relationship with Shepard and Kaidan's twin daughters, Riley and Rhiannon. He would never understand humans but a turian never surrenders...Humorous/bits of fluff, all for our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F), Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate Rewritten: Vertigo by Feeloves reviews
**UNDER RENOVATION** Jokes aside, the Mass Effect Universe is dark, scary and dangerous as hell. So what on Earth is a girl to do if she lands smack dab in the middle of it all? Mindoir to end of ME1. Give it a try, it might surprise you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,019 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Shepard (F)
Proper Literature by seimaisin reviews
Isabela's taste in literature gets Bethany into trouble.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Bethany H., Cullen - Complete
Movie Night on the Normandy SR2 by Blackdeer7 reviews
Takes place after ME2 and LotSB. The title says it all. Lakota Shepard's crew watches and reviews various movies. Latest review - Saving Private Ryan 'Nuff said.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011
The Doghouse by reaverattack reviews
Serenity's men get put in the doghouse...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Boy She Loved by js2801 reviews
He knew that it was his bad luck. He fell in love with someone who didn't love him back.-Not original, but I hope you would like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surf Into Mass Effect by BlackCat3978 reviews
2012 Twist in the Mass Effect Universe. Outside of the ME1/ME2/ME3 Timeline. After the death her father, 21 y/o Shea Nelson is pulled into into a universe that will challenge and fulfill her in ways she never expected. When three Asari crash on her beach, her life changes dramatically, while one Asari captures her heart in the process. Sequel now available, titled The Turning Tide.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 149,622 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Aria T'Loak - Complete
Duality Effect by xXWintersDescent reviews
The galaxy is tottering on the brink of destruction from a race of mysterious synthetic beings. The geth are reappearing, their top Spectre has gone rogue, and Ambassador Udina won't stop calling. But the Council can handle all that. What they really weren't expecting...was Zierrah Shepard's shotgun-toting, biotic renegade of a little sister. ParagonShep/Kaidan, RenegadeShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,597 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker
Failout 3 by Ninjaholic reviews
Out of all the man eating abominations, crazy pre war government morons,and techno religious dickheads in the wasteland. Lone Wanderer only truly hated one thing: His stupid name.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Of Gods and Men by sablefalls reviews
She escapes halfway around the world before he catches up to her. A love story of sorts. Azula POV Azula/Aang, Katara/Zuko, Sokka/Suki
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,710 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Aang, Azula - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 6,804 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Dirty Pair of Pantaloons by Shootingstar7123 reviews
When your dog finds a dirty pair of pantaloons on the road, you aren't sure who to give them to. How would each of your party members react to this particular gift?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Dog, Alistair - Complete
Plan B by raynesupreme reviews
Jayne devises two drastic plans to deal with the perplexing problem that is River Tam. One-shot. Post-BDM. Please review.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4112 - Favs: 7,760 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Welcome to The Family by TheRev28 reviews
After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 169,136 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Ashley W., OC] Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Contemplations of a Retired Merc by raynesupreme reviews
Jayne reflects on life, love and his time on Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Interpretation of Dreams by raynesupreme reviews
The requested sequel to "A Matching Set". Post-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Out of Disorder, into Chaos by SAmaster01 reviews
You leave the Vault. Bad. But your not alone. Good. Vaultie steps into the big bad world, with his best friend, and now girlfriend, Amata. It's good to have a buddy with you. Better still to have a second gun.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,815 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 588 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 732 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
One Traffic Light by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 243 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Gently Falling by bronzelord reviews
Naruto has returned home from his training journey with Jiraiya. He expects to fall back into his old habits. But as he is walking through town, a midnight haired beauty catches his eyes, and throws a wrench in his plans. Naruhina Some Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,497 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Devil's Box by bronzelord reviews
A Naruto fan's laptop mysteriously appears in the Forests outside of Konoha. Having never seen anything like it before, Team Seven decides to investigate the strange "box" to see what it is. But what happens when they see their own fan art? Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Warden Born by wisecracknmama reviews
What if Fiona was Alistair's real mother - and she refused to give him up? Oneshot, written in a hurry for a challenge on deviantART.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Alistair, Fiona - Complete
Jiraiya Talks When He is Drunk by nine-orcids reviews
Jiraiya talks when he's drunk, and while on the training trip, naruto finds out many things...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Minato N. - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNz reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 353 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Not a Game Anymore by Demon Spartan reviews
When a teen is taken from his hellish life and thrown into the Mass Effect universe, he'll need to aquire new skills along with his knowledge of the game to stay alive. Problem is...its no longer a game. Shep/Tali OC/Jack
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,882 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 9,029 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Fate's Gambit by robst reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 3,988 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Fox Hidden in the Leaves by MikeJV37 reviews
Naruto returns from his 3 year training mission with Jiraiya changed. This new Naruto will change the course of everyone's life in ways they never imagined. power Naruto, Naru/Hina, Fem Kyuubi, Naru/harem, straight/lez
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 293,434 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 7,834 - Follows: 3,125 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 5,035 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 634 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2610 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If Snape Died by witowsmp reviews
What could've happened if James Potter had been unable to save Snape's life? This story follows what Harry's life could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,791 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006 - James P., Alice L. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 3,544 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry PotterGranger and the Philosopher's Stone by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
AU. Harry is badly beaten by the Dursleys and is sent to an orphanage, where he befriends a girl who shall become his sister in every way that matters... Hermione Granger. How would Harry's school years be affected by this kind act from a good family?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,345 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 400 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lost Memory by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 373 - Published: 6/1/2007 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Moonlight Confessions by Wil Ohmsford reviews
ONESHOT. Unable to sleep and despairing of ever reconciling her feelings for her best friend, Hermione steps out into the moonlight and conjures up a ghost Harry to talk to. But what happens when the real Harry wakes up and investigates?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 86 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5287 - Favs: 8,364 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete