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Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 198,871 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 7,488 - Follows: 8,113 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Embodiment of the Curse of Hatred and Will of Fire by Legend of the Kyuubi reviews
To his eldest, he gifted his powerful eyes and his spiritual energy. To the youngest, he gifted his powerful body and physical energy. Separately, Hagoromo's powers can make a great ninja. Together, these powers can make a powerful ninja. Put in the body of a jinchuriki of the strongest Biju, and it allows one to potentially transcend the human race and become something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,725 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Kushina U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 149,446 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 3,945 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 496,837 - Reviews: 5113 - Favs: 7,293 - Follows: 6,839 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 955,659 - Reviews: 8135 - Favs: 9,355 - Follows: 8,573 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Tails of Naruto Uzumaki by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
An early meeting with Kyuubi, a single event which propelled Naruto's skills in ways he would have never imagined. Although, as Naruto becomes stronger, will he be able to stick to the path that he was destined to follow, or, will he forge a new one, his own path. Naruto-Harem (Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka, Konan, Mei, Samui). Strong Naruto, smart Naruto eventually. First story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/17/2011 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Tayuya, Fuka A.]
A Life of Ramen by Razamataz22 reviews
Deep within Konoha there is a lawless zone, within that lawless zone there is a Ramen Bar, within that Ramen Bar there is a young blonde chef, within that young blonde chef lies a past of carnage and bloodshed. NaruXHinaxTenxSakuxKin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 130,715 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H., Tenten]
Naruto, Blessed by the Goddesses by Kento-hish17 reviews
Mysteriously abandoned by a genjutsu-fooled Kakashi, Naruto nearly dies at the Valley of the End. The goddesses Kami, Shinigami, and Tozi approach and quickly dispatch the at-fault Akatsuki when they attempt to harvest the Kyuubi and gift him with the ultimate doujutsu and send him back to fix the timeline diseased with war and hatred.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Shinju, Hinata H.]
Naruto: Jinchuriki of the Six Paths by X009 reviews
When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 252,319 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 4,865 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [Naruto U., Fū]
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 8,051 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Inheritance by ThrashtillDeath reviews
Iruka takes Mizuki's shuriken to the back in place of Naruto. Thinking Iruka to be dead, Naruto loses control and prepares to unleash the Kyuubi, however before he can tear off the seal, he is stopped by the hand of his hero. The Yondaime Hokage...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,859 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 3,368 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U.
To Sleep for an Eternity by Yuzuru's-Angel reviews
Hisao meets and befriends two girls from his class: Suzu, a narcoleptic who often falls asleep, and Natsume, a girl who suffers from arthritis and has trouble seeing with her right eye. He meets several others and learns of their stories, and, when problems arise for the two girls, he learns valuable lessons in life and love. A little more info inside.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hisao N.
Rikudo Sennin Tensei by Omniczar reviews
Taking Wacko12's Peace Challenge. After the Valley of the End, Naruto is taken by a strange man and the truth about his heritage and who he is is brought to light. With this revelation, Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto, the Rikudo Sennin Reborn, shall rise to bring peace to the shinobi world. As well as give the Akatsuki and Otogakure a hard time along the way. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,429 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Two Halves of the Same Sword by Ooh Adam reviews
What if Tazuna refused to tell Team 7 who was after him and Kakashi was forced to end the mission? What if Naruto didn't want to leave him alone and continues the mission alone? When he is confronted by Zabuza and Haku they take him in as their own and train him in the way of kenjutsu. NarutoxHarem Slight Konoha Bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,457 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U., Haku
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 5,698 - Follows: 4,404 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 610,279 - Reviews: 2540 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,736 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fatal Mistakes by Ferien reviews
Naruto has failed in his duties as Rokudaime. He wishes for Shikamaru, last living Konohan, to go back in time and correct his mistakes. Forced on a path of redemption, the broken ANBU struggles to change a dark past...Time Travel/AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,343 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Rise of the Whirlpool by SennenGoroshi reviews
Naruto is banished by the council after he retrieves Sasuke. So he decides to find out who his parents are. When he does he shifts his goal from being Hokage to making the whirlpool into a village that outshines all of the elemental nations Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,168 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Naruto U.
An Unsealed Heart by RembrantOtaku reviews
The Battle at the Valley of End takes a turn for the worse. Mature take on Naruto. Rated M for violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,203 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Bamf by Take it Easy reviews
A scary situation forces Naruto to unleash something the Ninja world has never seen. Now Naruto has the responsibility of great power. What is a troublemaker to do with the power to appear wherever he wants...Naru/Hin eventually. Read, Review and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,118 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Complete by They-Call-Me-Savior reviews
When the Fourth sealed away the Kyuubi's Yin chakra, he also sealed away part of Naruto. But Orochimaru's Five Pronged Seal returned the Kyuubi's Yin chakra. Now Kurama is complete...And so is Naruto. Watch as Naruto comes to grips with his darker thoughts. Watch as Naruto tries to rediscover himself and his dreams. Watch as Naruto changes the World...Forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,412 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Two Tenants by Spyguy001 reviews
The Yondiame locks himself and Kyuubi both in his son. Uzumaki Naruto way too powerful in reality and way too weak in appearance. read how he deals with his life while being super powered. There's also Hinata's feelings for Naruto. God-like, powerful but hiding it Naruto. Minato and Kurama are friends and Kurama is not that evil. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,413 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Sudden Death Experiment by mumbling mice reviews
The Sniper and the Engineer are the last two surviving members of RED team. To their knowledge, all they have to do is kill the last remaining person on BLU team, and they're home free... but it may be a bit more complicated than that.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Engineer, Sniper - Complete
A Different Jutsu: Part One by Alky Uchiha93 reviews
One small choice, Naruto figured he was no good at shadow clones. So he looked further on the Forbidden Scroll and came upon a jutsu that could push him to whole new heights...Ninja Art: Soul Drain. familial team seven, bit of swearing and could be seen as violent. you've been warned. First fic! NaruxHinaxTenxTayux?, SasuxSakuxAyaxKinx?, KakaxAnko. PART TWO: SEQUEL IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 271,796 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 5,102 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Pathless Sage by Majin Son Goku reviews
Naruto has awoken the Rinnegan after releasing a seal that was placed on him at birth. Through training, perseverance and some guidance from some powerful teachers, Naruto learns to control his new powers. Follow Naruto as he learns of his Destiny and walks the path of the Sage. Semi-God-like Naruto. NaruHina, SasuSaku. Sorry to my fans, this story is discontinued :(
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,927 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Change the Past for the Future by HNaruto reviews
The Fourth Great Ninja war was almost lost with less then 1/10th of the army remaining. The Rokudaime hokage has developed a seal that may send him to the past to change the future. Can he do it? Very Strong Naruto! Some Sakura Bashing. NaruIno!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Harsh Truth by Shadenight123 reviews
There are truths and lies scattered in the shadows of the leaf. Conspiracies and secret meetings, decisions and backstabbings. The plot twists until the point where there is no ally, and no enemy. Only yourself, and your trust. Face the harsh truth: in the midst of the shinobi world, nothing is what it seems. Naruto is born five years prior to canon, and from there...!NidaimeNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 466,581 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trick or Treat? by Team Dragon Star reviews
It's once again that time of year where the lights go out and the ghosts come to play. It's Halloween. Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Chouji and Lee are planning a night of Trick or Treating. Their first target, the Hyuga compound. Of course, there is no way anything could go wrong, was there? Of course not. Halloween Special Quickie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
How Blackmailing is Performed in France by Maggot Magnet reviews
THEY SCREW AT THE END
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sniper, Spy
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3313 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 3,956 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 12,527 - Follows: 11,656 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Arashiodori by Lucifer-Allheart reviews
Orochimaru didn't stop the fight at the Chuunin exams, wanting to see the potential of the young shinobi present. But he had no idea just what kind of effects his decision would have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 294,318 - Reviews: 3397 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 3,521 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
More The Merrier by Razamataz22 reviews
Part 2: Temari, Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Hanabi are all chasing a chance to be on Naruto's team. What dirty tactics will these girls pull. Who will get this golden oppurtunity, or will any of them? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,238 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Again by kimcat reviews
Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14812 - Favs: 8,065 - Follows: 6,080 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
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