Batta the Beast
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Joined 09-28-12, id: 4279618, Profile Updated: 07-26-13
Author has written 6 stories for Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Fate/stay night, Familiar of Zero, Pacific Rim, Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, and Muv-Luv/マブラヴ.

Who do you think you are? You think you can stand up to Batta the Beast?!?


Joshua: Hmm… I thought you worked for us

Batta: I did… but seriously. You fuckers are fucked up. I’m not gonna work with a fucked up bunch like you. And that hat is supremely gay.

Joshua: Did you…!

Did you just…!

Did you just insult…!

My hat!

YOU’LL PAY!

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A Blade Forged In The Ashes by Soulnight reviews
For Kyoko Sakura finding a strange pendant and the summoning of a Servant in Red and Black was all that was needed to completely change her world. Perhaps through this man she will one day find salvation. A timeline in which Kyoko summons Archer.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 189,939 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 11/24/2020 - EMIYA, Kyoko S.
Louise Summons the Dragon of the West by RainEStar3 reviews
Louise summons General Iroh, the Dragon of the West, as her familiar. Iroh has answered the call of a young girl searching for guidance. Louise quickly finds that her familiar is more than an old man who drinks tea and speaks in riddles. Will this spiritual uncle be able to help the Zero become something greater?
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,955 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 6/30/2020 - Iroh, Louise, Guiche, Siesta
The Apostate by Sigmatic reviews
Upon the execution of the Alliance's leader, Byleth is forced to rethink her decision to support Edelgard in her war against the Church and the Kingdom. Bound by her newfound emotions, the former teacher flees from the Empire and vows to atone for her crimes against Fódlan. Her mission henceforth is to serve King Dimitri and halt Edelgard's invasion.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,232 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 2/8/2020 - [Avatar/Byleth, Dimitri]
Louise Summons the King of Heroes by RainEStar3 reviews
Louise summons Gilgamesh, King of Uruk, as her familiar. Gilgamesh finds himself in a garden that is not his own, with an ignorant girl as his summoner. Halkegenians, be prepared to meet the King of Heroes!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Gilgamesh, Louise
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 63 - Words: 806,316 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/23/2011
Throwing a Brick into the Washing Machine of Fate by AllTheGoodNicknamesWereTaken reviews
Toying with magic and wishes has always been a gamble. Who knew that losing could cause a new player to join the game? A very confused and unwilling player, but one likely to change the rules, nonetheless. Meanwhile, a certain magical girl just might get the help she desperately needs, and a certain baldy might just have the worst month (and a half) of his life.
Crossover - Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,878 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 4/7/2020 - Homura A., Kyubey, Saitama
As N Approaches Infinity by Corisanna reviews
Despairing as yet another timeline goes horribly wrong, Homura wanders into Karakura. There she discovers that while the spiritually-aware people of Karakura were distracted by Ichigo Kurosaki and Xcution, Kyubey contracted the Kurosaki sisters as magical girls. Drawing the attention of the shinigami could be just the advantage Homura needs.
Crossover - Bleach & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 495,688 - Reviews: 2467 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 3/15/2015 - K. Urahara, Karin K., Yuzu K., Homura A.
Dauntless by Allora Gale reviews
Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 704,839 - Reviews: 8839 - Favs: 6,806 - Follows: 6,157 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Lelouch L.
Mass Divergence by hierosian reviews
It was unexpected, to say the least. The Citadel Council, the MSY, Governance - they all faced a new, confusing world. And, for those closest to the expanding shockwave, a very different life... [Crossover of Mass Effect, To the Stars, and Solemnis]
Crossover - Mass Effect & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 139,809 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/20/2016
Swords and Sorcery: All Ore Nothing by Susanoh13 reviews
Book 2 of the Swords and Sorcery series. Shirou and Iris continue on to their second year at Hogwarts with new friends and potential enemies showing that perhaps Shirou is not as far from home as he thinks.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 202,269 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 3,673 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 3/26/2018
The Swordmaster of Ordelia by Soulnight reviews
For Lysithea the existence of her two Crests is both her most frightening and the greatest secret for her to keep. So what does she do now when her second Crest is revealed to everyone upon accidentally wielding Thunderbrand? Nothing good, that was for certain.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,030 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/20/2020 - Published: 1/12/2020 - Lysithea, Avatar/Byleth, Edelgard, Catherine
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 5640 - Favs: 16,889 - Follows: 14,947 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unacceptable Truth by WallabeeJump reviews
In every age, a dazzling hero appears to blind people with their legends. In every age, a sacrifice appears to clean up the "messes" that the masses create. Who the person truly was or what the person truly wished for doesn't matter. The Homura in grail war story that never gets anywhere. Also contains EMIYA to splash up the inevitable Kirei vs Kiritsugu confrontation.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15361 - Favs: 23,886 - Follows: 21,008 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36249 - Favs: 28,353 - Follows: 20,708 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Goddess's Messenger reviews
Louise summons the strongest familiar in the universe, Homura from To the Stars.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Louise, Guiche, Homura A.
Lise vs the Stasis reviews
Lise's life and death were pretty tragic. But Rejoice! For this is an epic tale of her gallantry against the Stasis!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Muv-Luv/マブラヴ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/16/2016
Altering Fate reviews
Fueled by pure malice, Saber Alter arrives at the Fourth Holy Grail War. Chapter 3 now up, featuring Mapo tofu and Unlimited Food Woks!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Shirō E., Saber, Rider
The Blade of Zero reviews
Louise wanted a divine, beautiful, wise, and powerful servant. Divine? eh. Beautiful? Of course. Wise? beyond measure. Powerful? Only the strongest. Uzu Sanageyama has arrived!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014
The Fuyuki City Grand Prix reviews
Shinji is the best racer. With Rider's A plus riding skill, how can he possibly lose?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shinji M., Lancer
Sayaka, the Unsung Heroine reviews
Today, Sayaka is cancelling the apocalypse! R&R!
Crossover - Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sayaka M.