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Joined 09-28-12, id: 4279848, Profile Updated: 11-05-14
Author has written 10 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Magic School Bus, Harry Potter, Nightmare Before Christmas, Brave, 2012, How to Train Your Dragon, Card Captor Sakura, and Soul Eater.

Information about self:

Name: Do you really think I'll tell you that?

Age: Dare you ask.

Address: Mind your own beeswax!

Phone number: I don't have one.

Weight: If you dare ask that, I'll stick a knife up your behind blunt end first so you hurt yourself trying to pull it out.!

Height: Why is that important?

Favourite colour: Blood red or Dreamsand Gold

Ethnic Group: There's no one with me at the moment.

Nationality: Check the top of the page.

Sex: About thirty seven times so far.

Gender: Male, and that's all you're gettin' outta me.

Sexual preference: Asexual.

Special abilities: Probably the only person who likes the old Go compare adverts.

Greatest strength: My Asperger syndrome.

Greatest weakness: My epilepsy.

My most prized possession: My last baby tooth.

My favourite publication: The Big Four: The Shadows Rise.

My least favourite publication: The Hogwarts Guardians (I wish I'd never started the bloody thing.)

I wish I was: Sanderson Mansnoozie.

My favourite pairing: Jack Frost x Merida AKA Jarida.

My favourite crush: Merida Dunbroch... followed very closely by Elsa from Frozen.

Favourite food: Bread.

Favourite drink: Coca-Cola.

Favourite movie: Rise of the Guardians.

Favourite book: The Sandman, the story of Sanderson Mansnoozie by William Joyce.

Favourite TV series: Doctor Who followed closely by Qi.

Favourite theatre production: The Lion King (London).

Favourite video game: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Favourite regular game: Cluedo.

Favourite sport: Scuba diving... which I can't do anymore because of my epilepsy ): (

Favourite toy: Tarot cards.

Immediate Family members: Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, 1 Border-collie, 1 Border-terrier.

Favourite holidays: Easter, Christmas, Halloween.

Interesting fact: I've been on television.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (When your watching You've been framed!)

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 2

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Prince of Atlantis by Melting Angels reviews
ATLANTIS AU: Hiccup Haddock is a budding inventor and linguist who works in the boiler room of a museum, and he firmly believes that the legendary city of Atlantis is real, dedicating much of his time to prove it's existence. When the opportunity arises to search for Atlantis, he jumps at the chance. This journey may very well change his life, in more ways than one...(RATED M)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,653 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] - Complete
Voldemort meets DEATH by orangebluethought reviews
In which DEATH realizes the appalling tactics some wizards use to avoid meeting him
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Voldemort, Death - Complete
Learning a new Language by Wolfborn reviews
They've been through so much together. Time for Toothless to teach Hiccup a new language... With their bodies. HiccupXToothless. Yaoi and Feral Toothless. That's right, normal male dragon on male human. If you don't like it, then don't click on it. Any additional items that may cause upset or anger are mentioned in the header of each story they appear in so not to ruin the story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Hiccup, Toothless] Astrid, Stoick - Complete
Bits and Pieces by Asidian reviews
Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
The Gates of Oblivion by AngieHarrison1999 reviews
The Doctor and Rose find themselves in Cyrodiil, where they must face the Prince of Destruction and "close shut the jaws of Oblivion". :
Crossover - Doctor Who & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - 10th Doctor
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The Big Four and the Clow Cards reviews
Whilst poking through North's Library, Jack finds the Clow book and accidentally sets the Clow cards free. To get them back, he, Hiccup, Rapunzel and Merida must travel the width and breadth of the RotBTD multiverse... before Pitch gets the Dark card.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Kero/Cerberus, Clow Cards, Jack Frost
The Big Four: The Darkness takes all reviews
There are four worlds, separated by nothing more than a shadow. On these worlds are four great heroes and together they shall work to save us all. But there is a threat greater than any other. Can Jack Frost, Merida, Hiccup and Rapunzel stand against the Darkness... or will they fall to it's evil and madness like everyone else? [Jarida.]
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,339 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Jack Frost, Merida] Pitch, OC
Atlantis: The Lost Empire reviews
Long ago, the island of Atlantis was swallowed by the sea. Now, a young linguist/cartographer has found the means to find this lost world. That's all you're getting for the time being. AtlantisAU. Hiccup x Jack Frost.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] Pitch
The Hogwarts Guardians reviews
When Harry returns for his fifth year he is surprised to find that five new classes have been added to the time-table. Not only that but a new threat begins to present itself to the world. To defeat both Voldemort and Pitch, Harry must join forces with Guardians to protect all of the worlds children from the dark.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Jack Frost, Sandy
The Guardian of Knowledge reviews
The Frizz joins the Guardians... and Jack has the first lessons he's had for over three hundred years. From a trip across the solar system to entering the body of the Bunny, Jack is having the time of his life. But Pitch has a new trick up his sleeve.
Crossover - Magic School Bus & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - V. Frizzle, Jack Frost
The Big Four on Qi reviews
Jack Frost, Merida Dunbroch, Hiccup Haddock and Rapunzel Fitzherbert feature in this episode of Qi. I am presenting.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
There's a rumor on the Isle of Berk reviews
Hiccup is looking for family in Paris. Jack Frost wants to "help" him out. Pitch wants to destroy the last member of the Lunanoff family. Hiccup x Jack Frost. Anastasia!AU.
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Hiccup, Jack Frost] North, Pitch
Mammy Nature's Boys reviews
Mammy Nature comes to stay with the Guardians. Hilarity follows her every step. Rated M for strong language, adult humor and yaoi. The Icy Reaper sequel.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC]
The Soul of Halloween reviews
While searching for a rouge soul, the Gang find the Halloween holiday door and fall through. Even Black Star finds it hard to hide his fears in the town of Halloween.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Jack S., Death The Kid
The Icy Reaper reviews
The Grim Reaper is recruited by the Guardians to help defeat Pitch. Unfortunately he shows a reluctance even greater then that which Jack showed... and Bunnymund seems to loath him. Changes between 1st and 3rd person. Contains yaoi.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,624 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [OC, Jack Frost] - Complete