Kissing Daisy
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Joined 09-28-12, id: 4279973, Profile Updated: 01-11-13
Author has written 13 stories for Kuroshitsuji.

Hi, thanks for taking time out of your day to check out my profile.

This is primarily a profile for writing yaoi and other lemons, although it appears that my poetry is more popular, so I'll be posting lots more of that in the near future.
A lot of what I do is music-based, especially with my poetry, which often reads like song lyrics (the plan being I'll lyricise them at some point). I'm currently the vocalist for Fiction Made Flesh. We're still writing our first EP, Beyond The Pleasure Principle, and once that's finished I'll give links to a free download. We are a black/death-doom band, think Woods Of Ypres x Burzum x Nile. Depressing and heavy as fuck. I personally am heavily influenced by the following bands. If you don't know any of them, I'd strongly advise you to give them a listen.

Machine Head (LET FREEDOM RING WITH THE SHOTGUN BLAST!)
Pantera
Woods Of Ypres
Slayer
Cannibal Corpse
Suicide Silence
My Dying Bride
Annotations Of An Autopsy
Amon Amarth
Lamb Of God
Dethklok (DETHKLOK!!!!!!!!!!!)
Nile
Paradise Lost
Flayed Disciple
Alestorm (GET DRUNK OR DIE!)
Kyuss
Burzum
Sepultura
Hatebreed
Dead Kennedys
And many, many more, motherfuckers!

Shippings I enjoy:
AloCiel/CielOis
Sebax:Pluto, Grell, Will, (Insert male character here)
Grelliam
Cielx: (Insert male character here)
You get the idea...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

The Haves and Have-Nots have been doing bloody battle for aeons. (Seven Deadly Sins by Corey Taylor)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

A bottle of water.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Kuroshitsuji. (Well, on my laptop.)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9am.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9.06am.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Roots, Bloody Roots by Sepultura.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, to go to lessons.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The profile of someone else who had done this survey.

9. What are you wearing?

My boxers. Hey, fuck you, it's Sunday morning!

10. Did you dream last night?

Of course. I dreamed I was famous... then I woke up and realised that I am famous. And delusional...

11. When did you last laugh?

Ummm... when I was watching Futurama the other day.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters. Many, many posters. Also paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

There was this one thing on PornHub where... NO! BAD! NO! Ummmm, no, not really.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh. (Because having opinions is so mainstream, or some shit like that...)

15. What is the last film you saw?

American Psycho

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would hire someone to make me perfect replicas of every single Slipknot mask there has ever been, I would pre-buy my tickets for Download, Sonisphere, Hellfest, Graspop, Roskilde, Hammerfest, Wacken and Bloodstock festivals for life, I would buy a small amount of Texas and live there in the winter, I would pay off my University loans, and I would buy tons of all the best equipment for my band.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

One of the answers to this questionnaire may be false... (Including that one)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Outlaw all religious beliefs and practices, and impose the death penalty on anyone who broke those laws.

19. Do you like to dance?

You bet! I'm fucking beautiful.

20. Obama:

What do I care? I'm English... Although, he's a Democrat, right? That makes him instantly better than those racist, narrow-minded, homophobic cunts the Republicans seem to churn out year after year...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Alex.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Sebastian.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Only Texas in the winter, as previously discussed.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Well, I think my answer to Question 18 renders this one slightly redundant, don't you?

That quiz was less fun than advertised. I should complain...

I welcome all constructive criticism, and I'm open to suggestions; if you have two charcters you'd like to see shipped, just PM me or put your idea in a review and I'll get back to you.
Always remember the golden rule of yaoi: Don't like, don't read. This is a big site, there's plenty of room for all of us.

See you around,
KD

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The Body Shoppe by robovacation reviews
"You want to work here? Get on your knees." Sebastian owns an adult toy store and hires an unruly college student.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 309,018 - Reviews: 5695 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
the Circus Macabre by 23.OscarWilde reviews
A virgin, a noxious sex beast and the sultry sea breeze of Nice, France. No further summary, M for obvious reasons.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,786 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Just This One Time by YOselena reviews
Smut/lemon between two shortas...No more to say... AloisXCiel slight ClaudeXSebastian.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Bleached Metal by Alex McM reviews
Ichigo aquires a taste for extreme music and so does Rukia. Both dream of becoming metal legends and so they start a band. What follows is a series of strange auditions, weird fans, brutal gigs, riots, accidents, jokes and retardedness. Enjoy and rock on!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,948 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Purr, Kitten, Purr by Cat In My Fridge reviews
-"Cats," Sebastian said, a loose smile around his face that didn't reach his eyes, "have no souls." A Sebastian/Pluto fic that is at heart a Sebastian/Ciel story, and also the most evil thing I've ever written.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sebastian M., Pluto
New Roommate by LunaGoddessOf Foxes reviews
Metalocalypse fanfic...DethKlok is in for a suprise when they find out that their managers daughter is coming to live with them. Will the general carzyness kill her or will she make it to collage
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 218,143 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2007
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Ruined reviews
This is an experiment I did almost by accident. Uke!SebastianxGrell. Closer to gorn than actual erotica. WARNING! Graphic yaoi, torture, rape, GBH, BDSM scenes. Usual rules, don't like - don't read, and no flaming. However, constructive criticism is warmly welcomed. I'm just going to repeat that this is HIGHLY GRAPHIC AND EXPERIMENTAL. Enjoy. (Also featuring Will.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Oh, The Things I'd Do For You reviews
A little poem by Grell for Bassy... Because I can... Enjoy, and hit that lovely little review button!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M.
The Lesser Of Two Evils reviews
What will Ciel do when he is approached by a familiar gentleman offering to free his soul from Sebastian, allowing him to be reunited with his parents in heaven? Rated T for now, later chapters may be M for content. Expect crack, serious OC action, and character death. Oh, and a healthy dose of HEAVY F****N' METAL! Enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,934 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Royal Flesh (Kings & Queens)
A short poem, inspired by the tragedy of Queen Victoria. Enjoy
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Queen Victoria - Complete
Princes In The Tower reviews
A request for Pandatryoshka. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Names On A List (Supporting Cast) reviews
A tribute to the oft-overlooked supporting cast of Kuroshitsuji, in the form of a collection of haiku poems. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
To My Butler (The Last Lament Of Ciel Phantomhive) reviews
The companion poem to "To My Master (The Last Lament Of Sebastian Michaelis)" The Season 1 ending most of us wanted, through Ciel's eyes. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Songs Of The House (Without Number, Without Voice) reviews
My first attempt at a haiku series, dealing with the Phantomhive Manor after its abandonment. Reviews dealing with style would be especially helpful here.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
The Spider
At the head of every organisation throughout history has sat an overlord, who controls everyone and everything beneath him: the Spider. My take on the London criminal underworld.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Lau - Complete
Rebirth (Prison Of Flesh) reviews
Ciel will rise again..
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ciel P. - Complete
On Loves Unreachable reviews
Grell speaks of his feeling for Sebastian. A little OOC deepness from everyone's favourite Grim Reaper. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
To My Master (The Last Lament Of Sebastian Michaelis) reviews
What I imagine Sebastian saying to Ciel before eating him. (Based off the ending most people wanted for Season 1) Different from the usual, but enjoy anyway.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The White Dog Is A Good Dog reviews
Pluto has been acting up lately, and it's up to Sebastian to find out what's wrong with him. WARNING! Graphic yaoi, SebxPluto. Slight OOC weakness from Sebastian. Usual rules, don't like, don't read, and no flaming. However, constructive criticism is warmly welcomed. Enjoy...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sebastian M., Pluto - Complete