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Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Pokémon.

Lets not risk SOPA... Life without fanfiction, fan videos, fanarts, etc... That'll be scary:


Info about me

Real life:-

Name: I'm not telling

What to call me: Feel free to call me anything. If you know my real name, go ahead and use it. If you don't, Hope or Hikari or Bunny or Robot or Peanut Butter or... basically anything is fine. Word of warning: Don't you dare call me Ulffie or Ulffy!

Eyes: Dark brown

Hair: Black

Personality: Usually happy and I hardly ever take things seriously. But I do have a short temper that flares up and goes out like a birthday candle. I stop being angry really quickly though... Unless it's moody week.

Best friend: Weepy Weirdo also known in my head as Hoshi-Neechan.

Age: 15

Religion: Islam.

Hobby: Reading, writing, watching movies, sing, dance. The last two are not for public viewing or hearing. I'm not so good.

Family: I have a family of 6 people including me and excluding my numerous cousins.

Pet: I have chickens as pets. I'm serious.

Dream: To write.

Favourite possessions: My books and my pink stuffed bunny. I've had it since I was 1.

Gender: I'm a girl!!!

Language info: English is not my first language. I grew up learning to write using British English but the way I speak is more towards American English. The words and phrases I use though are a mix. If I mess up something. Seriously, tell me. My first language is Malay. I am bad at writing in it. I can speak standard Malay but it gets mixed in with Bahasa Melayu Baku, the non-standard Malay mostly used in Brunei but if anyone knows Malay and wants to speak to me using Malay or a mix of English and Malay (Bahasa Rojak :P) feel free to do so.

Interesting info: I love screaming. My brain is filled with bunnies, cake, ice cream and food. I run on food.

Random info: I think I should cut my hair again.

Profile Picture: Kymmie (Sparked Imperfection on asianfanfics) I seriously love you right now!!! Thank you!!!!

Penname:Hope is for hope. Hikair is for light. Hope and light. Hikari and Takeru. :p I love Takari! It's my first OTP!

In my brain (also referred to as my OC):-

Name: Light Hope Mizunashi

Eyes: Light green.

Hair: Very light, almost blonde. brown.

Personality: Forever happy and bubbly. Never takes things seriously. Very hyper though not ADHD. Read the fanfic I'm going to put up.

Best friend: Fay Lune (Real name: Caleb Rune, her best friend whom she met during one of her brother's soccer matches.)

Age: ... Changes according to my fancy...

Build: Very short. She looks years younger than she actually is.

Hobby: Singing, dancing, playing instruments, practicing sorcery.

Family: She has papa, her brother, Bright, her almost identical twin, Night, Fay, his sister, Jennifer, his grandfather. Percy's her cousin. Not direct... He's her... Umm... 2nd... 6th... 15th cousin maybe? She's a legacy of Hecate.

Pet: Percy's pets are her pets, she lives in Poseidon Cabin because the Hecate Cabin kicked her out after she blew too much things up.

Dream: To sing professionally.

Favourite possessions: Instruments, ballet shoes, her favourite book, The Undrowned Child, pink stuffed bunny, her key shaped teardrop necklace, her waterdrop and wing earrings.

Instruments: Violin, she used to take piano but she stopped, she was learning the guitar from Marcell but she wasn't good at it.

Dances: Ballet

Songs: Everything except ones with bad words, unless they are Taylor Swift songs.

I am a member of TPPS, The Pinkie Pie Society. Potato Jam 7 thought of it, it is a society devoted to laughter and having fun.

Potato Jam 7 even thought about making http://thepinkiepiesociety.webstarts.com/?r=20130120181816 and http://thepinkiepiesociety.blogspot.com/

So if you want to join you can PM Potato Jam 7.

Some of the things we do:

I) Review everything we read (I am starting now)

II) Leave positive and encouraging reviews with constructive criticism (Which I am not so good at but I will try)

III) Laughing (Obviously)

IV) Making the world a happier and smilier place (YAY!)

Fav. books (not in order/some are left out) :-

1. Percy Jackson & the Olympians & Heroes of Olympus

2. Mist and Frost

3. Harry Potter

4. Kane Chronicles

5. Chronicles of Narnia

6. Books of Beginning

7. A lot more

Fav. songs (like above) :-

1. Wings

2. Hope has Wings

3. You're the Reason

4. For a Moment

5. Morning Grace

6. State of Grace

7. Too many more to type down

Fav. genre (like above) :-

1. Fantasy

2. Humour

3. Adventure

4. Fantasy (I love it that much)

5. Minor Romance

6. Mystery

7. Hmm... Maybe there's more...

Fav. Singers (like above):-

1. Taylor Swift

2. Demi Lovato

3. Selena Gomez

4. Brie Larson

5. April Rose

6. Buono

7. Many more including Suzuka Morita...

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The lake

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date? I'm not going to answer this one coz in my head almost everyone in PJO is like family/cousin etc

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Bianca di Angelo coz she's one of my favourite characters.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Other than the villians? Maybe Ares Cabin to some extent...

5. Your Favorite PJatO book? The Titan's Curse and The Last Olympian this is PJO so HOO doesn't count right?

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Bianca, Thalia and Nico.

(Skipping number 7...)

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do? In real life, ignore him coz I don't know him personally. In my mind, jump on him and say, "HI PERCE!!! DID YOU KNOW THE HUNTERS ARE VISITING AND..." *rambles on*

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Thalia or Bianca if she was alive, or maybe Nico just to see him look at the fans like they were crazy and to torture him. *cue evil laugh*

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy, then us two cousins/cabin mates can swim back to undeserted land. Or maybe Mrs O Leary. Let's shadow travel yay!!!!

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? "I don't get it..." I'm serious I don't get this question...

e12. Favorite PJatO Pairings? Percabeth, Thalico, Tratie, Clarisse/Chris, Beckalina, Hertemis (I don't actually read it though, I just think it's KIND OF cute), I could move on to HOO and other pairings like Sally/Poseidon but I'll spare you,

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? "HI GRANDPA SUSHI!!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY GREAT-UNCLE HADES? MORNING GREAT-UNCLE ZEUS. DID YOU KNOW THAT...?" Yeah... I think I'll get kicked off Olympus.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Annoying Nico and Thalia, sell pictures of Percabeth to Aphrodite Cabin, start prank wars with Travis and Connor, sing with Apollo Cabin, swim, ride Chiron, the posibilities are endless.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote? “With great power, comes great need to take a nap. wake me up later."

16. Favorite Percy Moment? At the Hoover Dam where they go dam snack bar etc.

17. Favorite Nico Moment? "It's green" Remember Titan's Curse. Percy's arm is poisoned and Nico was all hyper.

(Skipping 18...)

19. Favorite Grover Moment? The one where he calls bunnies evil. Even if I'm insulted by that because I like bunnies.

20. Favorite Random Moment? Hyper Nico.

List twelve of your favourite characters from your fandom in no particular order.

1. Nico di Angelo

2. Percy Jackson

3. Piper McLean

4. Annabeth Chase

5. Thalia Grace

6. Sakura Kinomoto

7. Syaoran Li

8. Tomoyo Daidoji

9. Eriol Hiragizawa

10. Artemis Fowl

11. Minerva Paradizo

12. Jason Grace

1.Have you ever read a 6, 11 fic? Do you want to?

Sakura-chan and Minerva!!??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don't think people even write Card Captor Sakura/Artemis Fowl x-overs

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Annabeth? According to Percy yes... I'm a girl... Don't ask me weird questions like this.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Jason and Tomoyo. Before you ask consider my liking of Jasper and Tomoyo/Eriol.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Eriol huh? I recall lots of Eriol/Tomoyo fics so yeah.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Percy and Kura!?!?!? NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well... Maybe... But they're both dense and I like Percabeth and Sakuran too much.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Thalia/Eriol or Thalia/Artemis. Both are equally disturbing. Eriol is much too polite and Artemis is a genius. I think Thali will fry Arty for stating out facts and Eri coz she's not really a polite person.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Syaoran walks in... On... Percy and Jason. I think I'm going to barf. So that's what Syaoran should do.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Piper/Artemis. Okay... So Piper has a cousin named Artemis Fowl who she was really close to then he disappeared after the Time Paradox. The fic'll be bout Piper's feelings during those three years and when Butler calls her to tell her that Artemis is back.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nico and Tomoyo? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!! NU UH!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORGET IT!!!!! They are exact opposites!!! I like opposite pairs but considering Nico... He'll probably scare away Tomo-chan... Or Tomo-chan will just be herself and make Nico run away... Or something...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Syaoran/Jason. Just a title. You'll Choose Right. It's bout Jason not being able to choose between Pipy and Reyna, it drives him crazy and he considered doing horrible things to himself. Then his friend, Syaoran, says that whatever he does the choice won't change and that he'll choose right. I confess. I am horrible at hurt/comfort.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

Piper/Tomoyo? Whoa... I just discovered people wrote CCS/PJO x-overs. No. All my friends'll find that disturbing. UNLESS IT'S FRIENDSHIP!

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

No. Me and Hoshii just discovered Artemis Fowl and she hasn't read that far yet. All my other friends aren't huge fans of reading.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Percy/Annabeth/Thalia. If I beg... She might write a friendship story... We aren't big on Perlia so... If she does it'll be awkward.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Tomoyo. That's easy. Wings from Barbie Swan Lake. I mean why would Tomoyo want to be in Saku's shadow when she has all the potential to be a main character herself.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Nico, Sakura, Jason... It'll be 'This is a very weird friendship fic! It is not a romance!'

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Thalia. Very recently. Maybe a few hours/days ago. I don't know I love Thali fics.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Nico n Syaoran are in a what? Eriol runs off with Syao... Nico... with Minerva... Then with... Saku... Advice from Thalia. Then with Jason...

AHHHH!!!!!!! THALIA YOU GIVE HORRIBLE ADVICE!!!! NIC SHOULD BE WITH YOU INSTEAD!!!! Oh, and I think I'm gonna throw up...

What title would you give this fic?

Read this if you like to puke and don't mind super disturbing couples.


The Fic of Super Horrifying DOOM!!!!

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Syaoran/Tomoyo. Hmmm...

"I'll get the popcorn. What are they fighting about?"-Me

"Tomoyo-chan stalked Syaoran-kun and I on our date again."- Sakura

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Thalia. She's like an older sister to me (I mean my OC). So THAT IS TOTALLY WICKED!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Tomoyo and Minerva.

"What are you two doing."-me.

"Trying to wait for the ducky to squeak"-Tomoyo.

"Min, aren't you supposed to be a genius. Please tell her how to makes rubber duckies squeak!"-Me.

Notices Minerva tied up and gagged. "ERIOL YOUR GIRLFRIEND WENT CRAZY!!!!!!!"

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Percy. I'd complain to Grandpa Sushi, Uncle Triton, Annie, Great Uncle Hades, Aunt Arty, Uncle 'Pollo, Uncle Festus(Hephaetus), Chiron and a bunch of other people. They all like me (When I'm not super hyper).

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Eriol and Piper.

"My cabin is cold. Can I sleep here? Why is the Aphrodite Cabin suddenly so small? I never knew you were a son of Aphrodite Eri."-me.

"Clow Reed was so that makes me one too."-Eriol.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Artemis? That's very OOC of him but I guess I'll just bruise him with my bow then cry and complain about the evil teacher. I have only failed like once in my whole entire life!!! How could he!!!! *wails* Oh and then I'd complain about my friends being mean.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?


26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Annabeth? "What do you want this time? If it's about Percy's birthday then I'm not helping." Then, "Have you been studying the language of flowers? Coz I might be cheeerful but faith is Night. That's her middle name, and my science teacher taught us about human reproduction system last year so I don't really think I'm innocent." (My science teacher thought me that in 2011 which was last year)

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Sakura!!! I NEED THAT HAIR BRUSH!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO BRUSH ANKLE LONG HAIR LIKE MINE!!!!" (That's the length of Light's hair not mine)

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Syaoran, Eriol, and Artemis singing one of Justin Bieber songs. 'Why the Tartarus are they singing the song I hate most in my room/cabin at this time of the night? Oh well at least I get to use the showers first! Ha! Beat that Apollo Campers!!! Yay!!! HOT WATER HERE I COME!!!'

29.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Percy and Minerva. Yay!!! Percy is ADHD so he won't mind if I jump up and down during class to release some of the sugar from my breakfast. Yay!!! Min is a genius and fun most of the time... but... I don't think she'll like it if I release my energy in class... Aww... What a pity...

List twelve of your favourite characters from your SUPER SENTAI fandom in no particular order.

1. Kotoha Hanaori

2. Kaoru Shiba

3. Chiaki Tani

4. Ryuunosuke Ikenami

5. Genta Umemori

6. Mako Shiraishi

7. Takeru Shiba

8. Saki Rouyama

9. Miu Sutou

10. Hiroto Sutou

11. Moune

12. Hyde


1.Have you ever read a 6, 11 fic? Do you want to?

Mako and Moune are both girls. I tend to stay away from yuri and yaoi. However, if it is a friendship fic... WHERE IS IT!?!?! I WANNA SEE IT!!!!!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ryuu-san... I don't know how to answer this question... I don't see people that way baka.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hyde and Miu. No. Just no. HYDE!!!!!!!!!!! MIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU RUIN BOTH MY SHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Miu? Not really. I usually read Shinkenger fics. They're my favourite. But I do recall a few fics with Miu in it...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Kaoru and Mako. Like I said. I. Don't. Read. Yuri. I should have put Genta on six...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Genta/Miu or Genta/Hiroto. MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! MY POOR INNOCENT BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiroto is a boy and I like Miu with Sousuke. (Haha I just realised that Genta got coincidentally paired with both the Sutou siblings :P)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Koto-chan. Hime-sama and Hyde... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Koto-chan... Koto-chan... Koto-chan would SCREAM and have nightmares!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Chiaki/Hiroto. Hmm... I'm assuming that it does not have to be romance (that's awkward for me). So... Hiroto decides to visit Miu who is studying in America and who does he meet but Shinken Green. Classmate to one of Miu's best friends Kotoha (hehe, she's my favourite character). At first Hiroto decides that Chiaki is too reckless to be around Miu but then after observing how protective Chiaki is around Kotoha and by default Miu he decides that Chiaki is a good friend for his dependent sister. (Am I the only one who sees Miu like that? A bit too dependent on her brother and friends...)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Kotoha and Saki... I know that they're both Shinken YELLOW and Go-On YELLOW but isn't that going overboard? The answer is no by the way unless someone wants to write a family fluff about them or something... In that case... Lead me to the fiiiiiiic...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.

Takeru and Hyde. I should have written Alata instead of Hyde. But umm... How about. Fire and Rain? Sounds good ne? Umm... Maybe it's when tono-sama and Hyde are dared to switch places with each other. An 'angel' as a samurai... Hmm... Sounds more humorous than anything.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three/Eight?

I don't think people even write Chiaki/Saki but no. None of my friends read Super Sentai fanfiction. Sadly, only Hoshi-nee watches super sentai but she hasn't watched Shinkenger yet.

12. Does anyone on your friends list, write or draw Eleven?

They don't even know what Moune looks like or which Sentai show she's in!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Kaoru/Ryuu-san/Genta. O.o My ex-ship and my current ship in a love triangle. What a coincidence. But no. We're no good at romance. If Chi does it, someone might die and I do not want to bother N. No, that does not stand for Natural Harmonia Gropius. (pfft...)

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Other than her character song Smile Smile? Maybe Ookiku Naare. You know Yaya Yuiki's character song. It could be about growing up yet still keeping part of her childhood. (aka "When scared or worried, a smile will give you courage, so Smile Smile.")

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Kotoha, Mako, Hyde... Hmm... Warning: Randomness guaranteed. Might contain Mako stomach bugs, old man jokes, clumsiness and tons of broken things.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Genta... I read a fic with Genta in it a few weeks ago... Does that count? It's hard to find a Gen-san centric fic OK!

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Kotoha and Take-chan... Okay. That is acceptable. Miu runs off... MIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you liked weak unfortunate clueless in need of help people!!!! Not people like Takeru-tono!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kotoha then with Moune. Those two are girls... Then with Mako-chan... No offence but I see those two as SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!! Advice received from Gen-chan. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM KOTO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!! Finally Hyde...

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!! KOTO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO THE SUSHI SELLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What title would you give this fic?


or maybe even

Kotoha's Weird Nightmare

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?

Neko-tono and Smile-chan? I'd probably ask Mako-chan or Koto-chan if the fight was because tono-sama didn't want to smile again...

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Genta... Probably:-

Me: Onii-chan gomen! I don't eat raw food!!!

Genta: NANI!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints on the spot*

Other than that it would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Saki and Moune and a duck.

Me: What are you doing in here? Oh wait I know! Let me get my yellow dress and Koto-chan and Youko-chan and Luka-senpai. And then we'll get out of this closet and have a yellow parade with rubber ducky-chan!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way?

Hime-sama how could you? But well hime-sama is really princessy and kind of achronological(?) so maybe she didn't mean it. I'd cry though.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Miu and Chiaki... But Chiaki sleeps on a futon... =.= ...Miu is an ojou-sama (a nice one) so I don't think she'll sleep on a futon unless she's ill or something. But if that does happen...


24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Hiroto? Seriously? Even Saki says that Hiroto is so 'perfect' why would he do such a thing. Well... I guess... I'll come home crying, notice Hiroto and then I'll throw stuff at him while crying, throw him out and run to Miu and Saki and Kotoha to complain and wail... Wait I have a room? Is it blue, yellow or lavender?

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

KOTO-CHAN NO!!!!!!!!!!! Just because you're a little underconfident doesn't mean you can do stuff like this!!!!!!! MOU!!!!!!!!! MAKO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!! KOTO-CHAN IS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT KOTO-CHAN TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Ryuu-san. How many times must I tell you. I will not help you look for a girlfriend or whatever it is you need right now!

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

She can keep it. it's not like I brush my hair anyway. Mako-chan probably needs it more than I do.

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Tono-sama, Ryuu-san and Miu-chan. Singing Gangnam Style and Gentleman. NOO!!!!!!!!! LET US COMMENCE THE STUFFED TOYS WORLD WAR V!!!!!!

29.(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Kaoru and Moune. The serious one and the tomboy. I'm doomed.

Disney taught me to never stop believing in my dreams.

Harry Potter taught me that love and friendship dominates all kind of evil.

Narnia taught me that we must all grow up and leave our childhood behind, but must never forget it.

Percy Jackson taught me that there's a hero in every one of us.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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Whats the last book you read?

History Keepers: The Storm Begins by Damian Dibben.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My baby brother, "What are you watching?"

Where are you?

On a mattress that I enjoy lazing on.

What's your personality like?


What was the last thing you thought?

The sentence above.

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Who's George Bush? I'm not American. Wait he is American right?

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Save most of them and keep the rest to buy more books.

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

The giant teddy bear and the laptop I'm typing on.

What are you eating/drinking right now?


What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

The things I'm currently typing as an answer.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

They seemed to sparkle and shimmer with a thousand emotions at once: excitement, happiness, impatience and wonder. - The History Keepers : The Storm Begins by Damian Dibben.

What's it like being you?

I don't know, I'm just me and I love it.

What are your thoughts on writing?

The greatest hobby ever!! I love it. I really do.

How tall are you?


What book are you currently reading?

Out of books.

What music are you listening to?

Begin Again - Taylor Swift.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?


What was the last thing you cooked?

Lamb burger. Yesterday.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?


Do you know who the governor of your state/province is?

No. I just know the sultan of my country.

Ketchup or Mustard?


How many different programs are on your computer right now?

I don't know.

What is the weather like?


Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

If you change summer to December then yes, I'm visiting my cousin who leaves in another country.

Anything else?

I love cake. My true love is cake. Cake is the greatest thing ever. I can't believe I'm underweight.

What's your favorite article of clothing?

A red long sleeved long dress my cousin gave me recently and skirts. Skirts are cool.

Who is the most special person to you?

Not telling.

Scariest moment of your life?

I don't know. I get scared easily but I guess the scariest I remember is when my cousin put on a picture of a ghost on the computer and I accidentally saw it. I screamed and ran.

One word that would best describe you?


What is your favorite month?

June. I love my birthday

What's your favorite number?

I like them all as long as it isn't in Maths, A. Maths, Physics or Chemistry.

What does your user name mean?

Hope-Hikari. Hope is hope, and Hikari is light, so in short it's just my OC's first name and her defining word.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

I'll waste your time if I tell you (like I'm not already) so I'll just give three. Little Mermaid, all three of them, Tangled and when I finally get a chance to watch it, I'm sure I'll love Brave.

What made you smile today?

That my best friend was freaked out when I called her 'Kaka' which in my language means, older sister. I think it means poop in a different language. But that was not what I meant...

Last thing you said out loud?

I just coughed does that count?

Lailest rainbow you saw?

A few weeks ago. If lailest is actually latest, that is.

Do you want a haircut?

No. Whoever attempts to do so shall be vehemently protested by me.

Have you ever been in a fight?

With my siblings? Frequent occurrence.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Never thought about it yet.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Read above.

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

Thalia Grace from Percy Jackson or maybe Lucy Pevensie from Narnia.

I love to copy and paste things a lot so just scroll over to the bottom now. That's where the stories are.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”


8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.


You talk to yourself a lot

You rant to your friends about all your ideas

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Hot damn! THIS COOKIE IS AN EVIL GENIUS!"

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (I don't like coffee. I like tea.)

You'll check your email every day of the week then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your emails tend to be extremely long and completely random.

When replying to an email, you never actually get to the point of it.

No matter where you are in your room you'll never have to get up to get a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are weaing off.

When you're inspired you'll write NON FREAKING STOP (That can get pretty annoying sometimes. To others that is.)

You constantly start talking in thrid person, past. present, or future, or Shakespearian where you start adding ith to the end of every wordith.

you make lists of things you are going to write about, then start laughing for no apparent reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a looooooooooooong time ago. (My mom doesn't though)

Pop Quiz: (Bold is Light, mixed with me. Normal is me! Or things I just felt like adding!)

What's your name?

Light. U_


Female. Same!


14. 15


Pearl. Same!!!!


Cancer the crab. I am not crabby. Cancer too! Am I crabby? Maybe sometimes... Ahaha...

Astrological Sign?

Isn't this the same as zodiac?


151 cm. I'm short and I'm glad 'bout it. Most of the time.


Underweight. That's all you need to know.

Hair Color?


Are you in love?

Nope. I have a few crushes on anime/manga characters. Do they count?

With who?

No one. Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, Prince Lune, Fei Rune, etc.

Are you lying to me?


Do you have an imaginary friend?

Yeah... A lot.

Do you want an imaginary friend?

I already have some...

Look to your left. What do you see?

Two stacks of books.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?


What was the last thing you yelled?

I don't remember. I yell too much.

Do you believe in magic?

Yup. Sorta...

Do you believe in faeries?

No. But hey maybe there are people who live in a different world who have wings.

Whos your crush?

Don't have one.

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Well... I stumbled down the last few steps. Does that count?

More than once?


What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Don't remember.

Type with your feet.


Was that fun?


Run around the house. How do you feel?


Do you own a credit card?


Do you like to shop?

For books.

What was the last thing you bought?


Do you have any children?

I'm 14... 15

Are you married?

Again I'm 14... 15

Who's your crush?

I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!! SO MAJAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your favorite color?

Silver, yellow/gold & blue. And pink and green.

Favorite Animal?

Kitty, bunny, horsy, fishy, dolphins, etc.

Favorite fruit?


Quick! You have to save the world!

Why are you telling me? If you're a messenger for Percy, he's with Annabeth.

Someone has a knife to your back.

Summon elephant poop to fall on their heads.

Do you swear?

Not telling.

Do your parents know you swear?

See above.

What is open on your computer?

Three fanfic tabs, a google tab on astrology signs, youtube, a microsoft word, a thingy to check the contents of my pendrive and a google chrome window with lotsa tabs for my sis.

Who was the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My sis, "Are you going to school now? So early!".

Where are you?

At home.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

A clock.

What was the last thing you ate?

Chicken nuggets.

Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with?

No one. Fictional characters.

What was the last thing you thought?'

Before or after reading the question?

Do you sleepwalk?

No. YES I ADMIT IT YES!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Not anymore though... I hope...)

Do you sleep talk?

I don't know. Sometimes...

What's the worst dream you've ever had?

Let's just say it wasn't pretty, there is a lot of blood, it's one of the many reasons that I hate vampires.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

A globe can't speak nimrod.

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?


... Serious, that's what the book says.

What can you hear right now?

My baby brother listening to abc's.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing.

Me: Hi sis.

Sis: Bye.

What when you were last using the computer?

Right now. I'm answering this question.

I am the girl...

that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

that people look through when I say something.

that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

that hasn't been asked out in a year.

that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, miyame-chan, Hope-Hikari

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, DanceGirl1031, PointeShoes, Hope-Hikari

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (SO many times... SO MANY TIMES!!!!!!!!!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are jobless and like to copy and paste stuff, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates, DanceGirl1031, PointeShoes, Hope-Hikari.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Quotes I find in random places (books, FF, people's profile etc.):

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up (I'm a girl but there's a slight possibility it applies to me too)

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Wherever there is life there is love

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world to wonder how on earth you managed it.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn... So if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry... But it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle... It makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

Fish are friends but they taste too good to stop eating them. (Light doesn't agree w/ this)

Dogs dogs go away. Let me live another day.

I won't die today.

Tolove for the sake of being loved is human, but to love for the sake of loving is angelic.

Family is everything. - Martha Gasperin, UDC

Legends ring of truth. - Merida

You can only satisfy yourself. - Yuuri (a friend previously referred to as N)

The scarier the better. - Chi (A friend with the initials WC... Mine are MU)

The adventure is just starting.

In my class I am the head. - Sir KOK (My favourite teacher's initials)

Sure or not????? - Ms. PS (Those are her initials. She's one of my favourite teachers too!)

You want to fight kah? Confirm you lose lah! - Ms. PS

Why are we talking about erasers? This is a big achievement. - Yuuri

  • AI!!!!!!!!!! CHI IS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Me
  • Chi has always been mean. - Ai (First two letters of her name)
  • WHAT!?!?!? - Chi
  • She has always been evil. - HM (Initials again. I know. WE HAVE AWESOME INITIALS!!!!!!!!!! Sometimes I call him evil meanie person who calls me a robot.)
  • What!? Say that again! - Chi
  • You have always been nice. - HM
  • If I ever get asked about my ambitions in an oral exam, I'm going to say I want to be a killer. That way, I can threaten the examiner to give me full marks. - CW/WC (They were kidding. It was funny and stress relieving)

    If you ever get higher marks than me, I'm going to gut you. - Chi (She was kidding again. I get higher marks than her a lot. I'm still alive.)

    Oh! Wrong calculation! - me

    How do you do this?/What does this mean? - me (I'm surprised I haven't been branded as stupid yet.)

    Don't check the answer, check the format. - Chi

    I'm not copying, I'm referring. - Me

  • And then you see money on the table. Do you steal it? - me (I was doing a personality quiz. PM me if you want it.)
  • I was expecting porridge. - Snow White (also a friend. She's sometimes referred to as General Knowledge)
  • Do you steal it? - me
  • No because I want porridge. - Snow White
  • *facepalms and continues* You turn around and see a jewel fountain on the ground, do you steal the jewels or not? - me
  • No because I want porridge. Wait.. Fruits taste nicer. I want fruits. - Snow White
  • Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon! - Hermione G.

    Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

    Never use the 'N' word!!! It will slowly kill you, then turn you into ashes and dissolve into thin air :O! - Snow White (The 'N' word is No.)

    I didn't lie! I created fiction with my mouth!

    You go to a haunted tuition??? - me

  • Did you study for the test? - me
  • What!? Got test kan??? - Chi
  • Chemistry... - me
  • NOT MONDAY KAN!!?!?!?!? - Chi
  • Good. You are NOT ready for the test. - Chi


    I'm on a quest to annoy Chi! - me

    High results annoy me. Unless I get higher. - Chi

  • Potassium iodide. What colour is it? - Ms PS
  • Colourless - class
  • White. - Nick (A class mate. His name is common enough. No need to mess with it I guess.)
  • What colour Nick? - Ms. PS
  • Colourless. - Nick
  • Light yellow, dark yellow. It's still yellow isn't it? - Ms. PS

  • You know killing is bad. What for you still want to kill someone? - Ms. PS
  • For fun. - Ziz (Another classmate. We were playing around again.)
  • I can't believe you still remember that. - Chi

  • SSSHHHH!!!!!!!!! - people
  • Can't they like... SHUT UP!? - Chi (she whispered this)
  • GO TO THE TOILET BAH!!!! - Cindy (Another friend with a common name. She's nice.)
  • Bad debts. Debts that smell bad. - Chi

    She doesn't read books. She gobbles them up. - Mr. Crewe

  • I want to go to the toilet. - Chi (The roles were switched. She was the one annoying me.)
  • GO LAH!!!!! What for you want to disturb me so much? - me
  • I'm not disturbing you, I'm just telling you that I want to go to the toilet. - Chi
  • Over three times!!!!!!! It counts as disturbing!!!!!!! - me
  • Hope, I want to tell you something. - Chi (This was a little while later)
  • Okay, I'm going to the toilet. Do your work properly. - Ms PS
  • Never mind. Ms. PS already said what I was going to say. - Chi
  • Hope I want to tell you something. - Chi (This was even more later
  • No! - me
  • It has nothing to do with the toilet. - Chi
  • FINE! - me
  • I want to go to the bathroom. - Chi (Let's just say I was fuming at this point...)
  • I should not have told you that WC stands for Water Cubicle. - Chi

    If you like the toilet so much just go and marry it!!!!!!!!! - me

  • Cher, can I go to the toilet? - Nick
  • What!? You want to go clean the toilet!? - Sir KOK
  • Invite doubt and you invite despair. - Hasho Yoshioka (To Know Oneself. Cat Returns fanfiction by Yarning Chick)

  • You're not allowed to steal any lemons. - me
  • I'm not allowed to sit in a dummy> Of course lah! - Chi
  • Does everyone I know have hearing problems???? - me

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
    After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
    Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
    "Take only ONE . God is watching."
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

    Stupid things I have done:

    1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

    2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

    3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (sitting on it. What's insulting is that I'm underweight. Evil chair.)

    4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (Don't eat/chew gum)

    5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

    6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

    7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

    8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (pocket)

    9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

    10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

    11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

    12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

    13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

    14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

    15. Have gotten gum stuck in your (sister's) hair

    16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

    17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

    18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

    19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name ( I WAS SO NERVOUS I KEPT CALLING ZIM ZIQ!)

    20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

    21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (Good thing I dint do the last one)

    22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

    23. Have run into a closed door

    24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

    25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

    26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

    27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

    28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan brush (Which wouldn't be stupid if it was curly but it's not. It's a cross between straight and wavy)

    29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

    30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

    31. After someone told you that there was gum (chicken poop) on the ground, you stepped in it

    32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

    33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

    34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

    35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I'm starting to doubt my own sanity)

    36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

    37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

    38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

    39. Walked into a pole (wall; the tiang aka thick pole-wall made of cement that I'm not sure what it is supposed to be called)

    40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

    41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (Someone always tells me bout it)

    42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

    43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

    44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

    45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

    46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

    47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

    48. Have poked yourself in the eye

    49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

    50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

    51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

    52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

    53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

    54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

    55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (It is embarrassing)

    56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

    57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

    58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (It is a wonder how many stupid things I do that are left half finished)

    60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

    61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

    62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

    63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

    64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

    65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (The teacher told me of for that in front of the class. It was embarrassing)

    66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

    67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

    68.Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

    69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

    70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

    71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

    72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

    73. Ran into a door jam (What's a door jam?)

    74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

    75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

    76. Have purposely licked playground sand

    77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

    78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on sugar rush when you weren't

    79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (Meh, they'll get used to it)

    80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (to see if it would hurt/leave a red mark)

    81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (It was an accident. My poor hair...)

    82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

    83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

    84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (I never got to use them...)

    85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (It hurts)

    86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

    87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

    88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

    89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

    90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

    91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

    92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

    93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

    94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

    95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

    96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

    97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

    98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

    99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

    100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

    I have done more than 57 stupid things in my life. Some of them were not listed, such as patting my imaginary cat and eating imaginary popcorn.

    Dear bullies,

    See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
    You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
    That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
    See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
    See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
    That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

    Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't
    Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

    In Remembrance to Severus Snape
    A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
    without all the red and gold crap
    In Remembrance to Fred Weasley
    Who fought bravely to the very end
    And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
    And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
    with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
    In Remembrance to Dobby
    Who was more free and full of love
    than any elf, and most humans
    In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
    the last real Marauderer
    who was not just a wonderful father
    a incredible husband and brave hero
    as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf
    In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
    who died for ‘the greater good’
    and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
    In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
    who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
    and scared the crap out of some kids too
    In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
    who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
    but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
    In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
    whose past and wisdom confused us
    whose seeming betrayal shocked us
    but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
    despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
    In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
    because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Bombarda
    She deserved everything she got and more
    In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
    who we really didn’t know too well
    but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
    so he must’ve done something good
    besides stalking Harry
    In Remembrance of Hedwig
    Harry actual first friend
    who lived and died SOARING

    25 Interesting Harry Potter Facts

    25. Harry’s birthday is July 31, 1980. Rowling’s birthday is also July 31 – but in 1966.

    24.The actress who played Moaning Myrtle was 37 years old at the time “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was filmed. She is the oldest actress to ever portray a Hogwarts student.

    23. Ron Weasley’s character originally swore a lot, but Rowling’s publisher wouldn’t let her use that sort of language because it would’ve been inappropriate for young readers.

    22. Rowling’s publisher suggested she use initials rather than her real name, “Joanne Rowling,” in order to appeal to male readers. She chose J.K., borrowing the “K” from her grandmother’s name, Kathleen. However, neither “Kathleen” nor “K” is part of her legal name.

    21. Only Alan Rickman, the actor who played Professor Snape, knew his character’s fate before the release of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” because Rowling told him.

    20. Rowling said the inspiration for the name of Harry’s school in the books, “Hogwarts,” may have unconsciously come from the name of a plant she saw in the Kew Gardens in New York City.

    19. Rupert Grint dressed up like his female drama teacher and rapped about Ron Weasley for his audition tape. His rap began, “Hello, my name is Rupert Grint, I hope you don’t think I stink.”

    18. Contrary to popular belief, the ‘t’ at the end of Voldemort is silent. The name comes from the French words meaning “flight of death.”

    17. J.K. Rowling slightly based 11-year-old Hermione on herself at the same age. She even made Hermione’s patronus her favorite animal, an otter.

    16. An outbreak of lice occurred among the children cast members during the filming of “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.”

    15. Tom Felton auditioned for the roles of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, but was chosen to play Draco Malfoy instead.

    14. The idea for Sirius Black’s tattoos came from those used in Russian prison gangs. The markings identify the person as someone to be feared and respected.

    13. Robbie Coltrane, the actor who played Hagrid in the films, has gotten a mini-fan and a fruit bat stuck in his famous, shaggy beard.

    12. Dementors, the deadly phantoms that guard Azkaban Prison, represent depression and were based on Rowling’s struggle with the disease.

    11. Over 400 million Harry Potter books in 67 languages have been sold worldwide as of 2008.

    10. J.K. Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books.

    9. During the filming of the kissing scene between the horcrux versions of Harry and Hermione in the final film, Rupert Grint was removed from the set for laughing too much.

    8. While filming “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” Tom Felton’s Hogwarts robes had their pockets sewn shut because he kept trying to sneak food onto the set.

    7. One of the flying cars used in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets” was stolen off the set. It was discovered seven months later when an anonymous caller informed police of its whereabouts.

    6. M.O. McGonagall is listed on one of the Quidditch trophies in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Could Professor McGonagall have been a renowned Quidditch player back in the day? It would certainly explain her enthusiasm for the sport.

    5. People had trouble pronouncing Hermione’s name, so Rowling had her sound it out for Viktor Krum in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.”

    4. Forty versions of Salazar Slytherin’s infamous locket had to be created to accommodate Harry and Ron’s failed attempts to destroy it during filming.

    3. When “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban” was released in Great Britain, the publisher asked stores not to sell the book until schools were closed for the day to prevent truancy.

    2. In order to become acquainted with the films’ three main stars, director Alfonso Cuaron had each of them write an essay about their characters. True to their characters, Emma Watson wrote a 16-page essay, Daniel Radcliffe wrote a simple, one-page paper, and Rupert Grint never even turned his in.

    1. The least successful Harry Potter film, “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban,” made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

    Fanfiction is a site for girls who are deperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

    Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

    Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

    Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

    Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch

    Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

    Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

    Different Names (I'm not suicidal enough to use my real name so, I'll use Hope)

    1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Hopizzle (Bunny!)

    2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Yellow Fish

    3. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Yellow Water

    4. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chicken

    5. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fave fruit, and something that can go wrong): Plum Tests

    6. YOUR NICKNAME: (fav chocolate - milk, dark or white and fav season ): Dark Spring...

    7. YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel in your favourite girls name and last letter of your favourite boys name): Hoy (That does not make any sense...)

    8. YOUR SPY NAME: (a word your best friend describes your personality and your worst day of the week): High-Pitched Voice Monday

    9. YOUR FUTURE NAME: (first letter of your name, first vowel of your favourite colour, last letter of your favourite animal, second vowel of your favourite drink, second letter of your first pet, second to last letter of your favourite fruit, last vowel of your favourite season and first letter of your favourite chocolate - milk, white or dark): Hehehuid... (That sounds like a laugh [heheh] mixed with squid)

    2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
    3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
    5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
    6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
    9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
    12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
    (Put it on your page if you didn't laugh at this) XD

    I'm a kinda Hunter of Artemis-ish girl. (I don't mind boys but I don't date, far too early, I like being alone with books, friends, etc {I have lots more reasons, that will become a rant if I list that down} Long story short, I think dating at 14 is stupid unless it is in books or anime because they can make it cute but if it is in live action things I'll rant to my sister about the reasons that I said I won't list down. Don't sue, curse, murder or hate me, some of my friends date, I just don't think it's very wise, that's my opinion) but this is a cute little thing I found on A Little Grace Note's profile so I'll just put it up.

    In The Words Of Rosemarie Urquico:

    Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

    Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.

    She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.

    Buy her another cup of coffee.

    Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.

    It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.

    She has to give it a shot somehow.

    Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.

    Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who read understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.

    Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.

    If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.

    You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.

    You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.

    Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.

    Or better yet, date a girl who writes.

    This section is dedicated to everyone mentioned and some who aren't. You're all wonderful friends!!!!!!!

    (Them. Me speaking or giving reasons. Extra info. Aka is simply other things I call them.)

    First part: Evil meanie faces:-

    1. Hoshi-nee (aka baachama or Fari Fari and Bread)

    She's my best friend!

    Hey did you study for that Arabic test?


    Just kidding!

    2. Chi (aka WC or Water Cubicle or Wan Tan or Chi Chi)

    Another really close friend! I consider her my best friend too. There are a lot of reasons...

    *reading a mythology book, sees a weird picture and squeals and covers it with something*

    Oh come on! It doesn't even show anything!

    That doesn't mean I want to see it!

    How can you be so innocent kan?


    I'm going on a quest to destroy your innocence!

    I think it was more stubbornness in not wanting to see strange things...

    3. Snow White (aka Ippah and General Knowledge and Jelly)

    For this one bold italics is Hoshi-nee

    What does _ mean?

    It is the number of someone in Katekyo Hitman Reborn

    She's so sneaky... Now bold italics is me again...

    What does _ mean?

    *everyone tells her to shush but she tells me without any hesitation*

    She is like an keeper of information... And she does not hesitate to share.

    4. Knife (aka Ejjah and Kiwako... but Knife is the most common)

    I'm moving to MD.

    WHAT!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry everyone, the decision is already finalized.

    5. KurlyCrazyKat (aka Kurly or Kat)

    Just look at her characters. Enough said.

    6. TeamLeoOmega (aka Mira or TLO)

    Same as above. And below.

    7. CenturionWithASonicScrewdriver (aka Cent or Dylan)

    Killing the bunny and letting Serval and Tan eat it. YOU TWO COULD'VE AT LEAST COOKED IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thanks for burying it :)

    8. My Name is Ava (aka Ava and Cake Buddy!)

    Making me want to eat cake when I don't have any. (The thought of cake is very nice though.)

    9. The Silent Book-reader (aka Silent or Nika)

    Umm... Jack not liking snakes...? I don't know... I just felt like it :)

    10. Kymm (aka Kym or Kymmie or K)

    DON'T SHIP ME WITH PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    11. Hana (aka Shiro Hana-hime and Vanilla-Ice-Cream-Whipped-Cream-Princess.

    I rolled my eyes at you. Rolled them. ROLLED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty sure it's not supposed to be cute...


    I may be very blunt at times and I usually speak and type before I think. If I accidentally hurt you with my little comments (I called someone's writing dinosaur scratches before; she encouraged me to be as blunt as possible) please feel free to say so. I usually try to hold back but even then I'm still pretty blunt. Plus, my friends think that bluntness is pretty good so they give me a pretty free reign on my tongue... I don't even realize how hurtful what I say is sometimes... Ahaha... Sorry if I accidentally insult or hurt anyone's feelings...

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    Sight and the Snowboy by IirieCadence reviews
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    Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Elsa, King
    Oh, Nico by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
    A series of drabbles and oneshots about all the times Nico can be kind of ridiculous. We all love him, and know he's amazing and awesome and hot and all that, but when you think about it, Nico's still just a kid, and sometimes he just makes you want to sigh and say, "Oh, Nico." These are some of those times. CHAPTER 39- SPOILERS FOR HOUSE OF HADES. OC SUBMISSIONS NOW CLOSED.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 37,434 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Nico A.
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    When Nico's cousins are turned into little kids, it's a test to see if he can survive them! This next after Mother Thalia, and I would recommend reading that before reading this. It's Rated T just to be safe.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,924 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Nico A. - Complete
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    Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger: Seven Days by SoTiredBlah reviews
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    Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Joe G., Ahim de F. - Complete
    Blue's Clues by Novae Luna reviews
    "...Silver will you stop growling at the TV?" The capturer inquired. The answer was: "No."
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Silver/Rival, Green/Blue (female) - Complete
    100 Ways To Get Out of a Date by bluewindranger reviews
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    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Annabeth C., Thalia G., Piper M.
    just another normal day by alpona reviews
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    Super Sentai - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
    Brats and Delinquents by HecateA reviews
    In which Chiron insists on informing Dionysus about who the brats in their care are. Oneshot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Chiron, Dionysus - Complete
    Children Of The Sea by GaleSynch reviews
    AU: A series of one-shot about Triton/Fem!Percy. The first time they'd met, Triton thinks he's small. The next time they meet, Triton has to say she's grown up well.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [Triton, Percy J.] - Complete
    Breaking The Color Wheel by GraySparkles reviews
    The Pokedex Holders aren't just a group of teenagers, they're a group of close- knit friends. Look at gags, fights, and just all around fun with the Dex Holders. With them, you know there's no peace. So join them with the tough Kanto group, the interesting Johto trio, the arguing Hoenn trio, the downright hilarious Sinnoh trio, and the newbie Unova trio. Get ready for a wild ride!
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Black, White
    Big Kid Business by HecateA reviews
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    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Julia - Complete
    Time Travel to Hogwarts by TheAberrantInkwell reviews
    What really happened on the night of Harry's sorting? Percy Jackson showed up of course! Confusion over half-bloods, location, and time ensues! Who will save Hogwarts from the chaos that is Percy? And who is the other half-blood lurking in Hogwarts? RE-POST FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
    Silly Mortals! by Now.What.O.o reviews
    Teachers were known to help students (but mostly criticize them), but not demigods!
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    Name by Saph-fire reviews
    After the conclusion of the Giant War, Jason is given a very special gift from his father. But Jason has no idea what to name his new pet.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
    Mother Thalia by percabethanpuckabrinaforevs reviews
    Thalia Grace has to take a test- but not the standard one! Hilarity ensues when Percy and Nico are turned into little kids, and Thalia must keep an eye on them. Rated T for absolutely no reason at all.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,625 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Thalia G. - Complete
    Swimming Lessons by Cccrrraaazzzyyy reviews
    My continuation for "Singing Lessons" Percy's Revenge:) Percy is trying to teach Will how to swim...does not go well...
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
    Singing Lessons by Cccrrraaazzzyyy reviews
    Will and Nico are trying to teach Percy how to sing. It does NOT go well.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Will S. - Complete
    The Big Three by Silvershine Moonlight reviews
    Sequel to 'The Little Three'. Athena and Aphrodite have been inspired by their daughters, and decide to have a little fun themselves...:) Plz R&R! And special thanx to 'Percabeth1656' for motivating me for writing this!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Aphrodite, Athena - Complete
    It All Started With A Frisbee by Silvershine Moonlight reviews
    I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. Connor Stoll is babysitting his little sister Cassie. Connor babysitting Cassie is the definition of: Chaos. Second one-shot to my series 'Cassie and Connor'. Another tiny sequel to 'It All Started With a Poke'. Plz R&R! :)
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Connor S. - Complete
    It All Started With A Poke by Silvershine Moonlight reviews
    Connor Stoll. In a car. With his little sister that's a cute devil. Then. She. Poked. Him. And he wanted revenge. One-shot! A tiny sequeal to my story 'Stolls Around the World' Plz R&R! This is the first one-shot of my new one-shot series, 'Cassie & Connor!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Connor S. - Complete
    Kids and Demigods Do Not Mix by bluewindranger reviews
    Five-year-old Thalia plus five-year-old Nico plus Percabeth equals utter chaos. That's all we need to say. Collab with Cinders Ella.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
    Caffeine Rush by I'm having an identity crisis reviews
    Jason has caffeine for the first time. What could go wrong? Crackfic.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Jason G., Percy J.
    Girls' Day Out by Kifo Entiegon reviews
    What happens when a group of Artemis's Hunters stumbles across a concert that Justin Bieber is performing at and a water bottle stand? A disaster... and a few lost brain cells. Find out the truth behind the mystery person who threw a water bottle at the famous singer's head. OC, One-Shot. Please don't flame.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Thalia G., Artemis - Complete
    Nico, Meet Your Papa by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
    "Nico squirmed around until he was able to look up at his father better." "Hades's maniacal onyx eyes pierced into Nico's innocent dark brown." Hades has been worried about holding his son for a short while. That doesn't last too long. COMPLETED!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hades, Nico A. - Complete
    What Is The Best by Rock n' Fuckin' Roll reviews
    "Nico, how could you say that? How is that even possible?" What are Thalia and Nico fighting over? And why is it so important?
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
    It's the Cat's Life for Me by Julianna54321 reviews
    On a random day at Camp Half-Blood, a day like any other. Something mysterious happens to Percy, Annabeth, Travis, Katie, Nico, and Thalia... they get turned into CATS! Thalico, Percabeth, and Tratie! Eventually Pothena too! Who did this... and why?
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,826 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012
    Father's Day by HecateA reviews
    The holiday Sally Jackson the single mother dreads. Taking place before Smelly Gabe came into play. Happy Mother's Day! Oneshot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
    Dinner and a Phone Call by HecateA reviews
    In which Percy answers the phone and Sally is scared half to death. Oneshot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
    Bedtime by HecateA reviews
    It's time for Leo to go to bed... But not just any bed; Beckendorf's bed. Anxious to push buttons and flick switches, the last thing he expects is a blast from the past. Oneshot.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2012 - C. Beckendorf, Silena B. - Complete
    A Hephaestus TV Original Movie: Choir Boys by KibaKibbles reviews
    When Percy was 7-years old he was forced to join an after school event. Unknowingly he was being filmed by Olympus's reality film crew. Join him and other Camp Half Blood Members as they try to win first place in the Choir Olympics! Story is cannon.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Percy J., Pollux - Complete
    Percy Jackson Meets Poseidon! by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
    In the dead of night, Poseidon arrives to visit his newborn son, Perseus. "The tiny eyes opened wide, and the green met the green with great curiosity. There was someone new to each of them." COMPLETED!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
    Once Upon a Time by MidnightRosebud reviews
    Kaizoku sentai Gokaiger. Are fairytales only childhood dreams? After her encounter with the unlikeliest ragtag group of people, Ahim de Famille wondered if reality didn't more closely resemble her adventures of old than she had originally believed.
    Super Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Ahim de F., Joe G. - Complete
    Believe it or Not by Mai Ascot reviews
    He blinked once and held his tiny chubby hands out to me, opening and closing them, and a small smile graced his perfect little face. At that moment I knew I loved my brother, but I would never ever admit it. Oneshot, From Triton's POV about his sibling.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Triton, Percy J. - Complete
    Chocolate Bars by KCitharaAzn16 reviews
    Thalia and Nico spend the day at Central Park... and guess who wants a chocolate bar? A short one shot! Please review!
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Thalia G., Nico A. - Complete
    Looking Past Memories by EriceGen reviews
    A 5 year old Naruto is chased off a playground, and ends up walking around aimlessly. He ends up in a forgotten part of Konoha, and meets a girl who changes his view of the world and the people around him.
    Crossover - Naruto & Aria/アリア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Athena's Eyes by lostandmisplaced reviews
    Ever wonder why Athena's eyes are gray? Read to find out. Very Short.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Athena
    Two Suns over Brooklyn by KibaKibbles reviews
    Spoilers for Throne of Fire. Apollo is making the sun rise as usual when he notices another sun right behind him. Takes place during Chapter 23 of book 2 of the Kane Chronicles.
    Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Apollo, Bast - Complete
    The Sweetest Apology by Crystal Blue Montana reviews
    Post-Act 15. Though the drama with his impostor is over, Chiaki wonders if his friendship with Kotoha was irreparably damaged by the Ayakashi's shenanigans. Chiaki/Kotoha friendship; they don't know that they like each other like that... yet. *wink*
    Super Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Chiaki T., Kotoha H. - Complete
    Haunted House by dramaprincess15 reviews
    In celebration of Halloween, Percy and his friends visit a hanuted house.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Percy J. - Complete
    Sweet Nothings by Crystal Blue Montana reviews
    One-shot ficlet. Kotoha POV. Two friends share something sweet.
    Super Sentai - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Chiaki T., Kotoha H. - Complete
    Seashell Tie by ChildInMe reviews
    It's almost Father's Day, and Percy Jackson sees a seashell patterned necktie. Taken from Titan's Cure, page 97.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
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    Travel Through Time Re-Write reviews
    Sent to the past, the mini big three trio plus one are forced to read PJO TLT with heroes they never imagined they would meet. In a chance to spend more time with the more powerful side of the family, the four find that maybe, just, maybe, their parents might care more than they let on. Rated T just to be safe. Contains 1 OC for practice writing.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., OC
    Our Horrid Luck reviews
    She was such a sweetheart. So why? All her dreams crashed. She was always so kind. I knew... It was just our luck. Blue's pov. Slight AU
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Yellow, Green/Blue (female) - Complete
    Snow White the Fish reviews
    Crystal comes home only to find her little brother, Emerald's babysitter telling him a story. A story of Snow White and the Seven... Ducks? Okay, what is going on here? Slight AU.
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Emerald - Complete
    Travel Through Time reviews
    Sent to the past, the mini big three trio are forced to read the PJO series with heroes they never imagined they would meet. In a chance to spend more time with the more godly side of the family, the three find that maybe, just, maybe, the gods might care more than they let on. Rated T just to be safe. Contains 1 OC. Sorry, but I can't write without her. Temporary hiatus.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,585 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012
    Similar Presents reviews
    It's Father's Day! Need I say more? It's just a super short one-shot. Enjoy.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton - Complete
    Babysitting Problem reviews
    Let's see... It all started in Camp Half-Blood with Lou Ellen, but this story isn't about her. It's about the gods, and their charges who are, in reality, their children. Lou probably should not have made that Toddler Potion. Teens turned demigod babies are not normal but hopefully the gods will have good luck babysitting. Not. Contains 1 OC and it is Post-Giant War.
    Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012