Author has written 11 stories for Rosario + Vampire, Greek Mythology, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Fairy Tail, Avatar: Last Airbender, Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid, and Psyren.
Let me tell you something about the PJatO Fanfic Archive on this site that I myself experienced. This is known by me as: The Worst Case of Spam.
So know this my fellow writers: spamming isn't cool and should not be done at all. If you agree with me, copy and paste this into your profile.
Sincerely, The German City
Burn of the Century:
Reason why my name is THE German City: because some other jerk out there already HAS the name German City.
If anger is the fire that burns within us, then hatred is the smoke that blinds us.
The only thing worse than a liar is a fool who refuses to listen to the truth.
Vengeance is blind. Justice simply does not discriminate.
Fate is never pitted against Destiny, Fate merely decides which destiny will come out victorious.
Fanfiction. Many "writers" use it as a medium to vent out their "fangasming" to the world in the form of poorly written stories. But there are a few true writers who actually respect it as a form of literature. I am one of those few writers, so copy and paste this into your profile if you agree with me. -The German City
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14.
People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight.
People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.
Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 arent heartless and will.
I am a dedicated abstainer from the use of alcohol and drugs for pleasure, my reason for doing so is such: Drugs will deteriorate your state of health and will also become less effective with every use. Additionally, drugs will also cause you to run out of money you would need for the future as well as make you do things you'd never imagined you'd do to get that same money. Alcoholic drinks are all pretty much the same way, with the addition of deteriorating your mental state and causing you to make bad decisions when you are under the influence. So what are you waiting for? An invitation? Put out that cigarette and pour that can of beer down the drain, make your life a better one!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
The German City
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
I've heard people criticize the Infinite Tsukuyomi because, and I do quote, "For a jutsu with the word 'infinite' in it, it didn't last very long." Well, my retort to that is, it would seem pretty redundant to keep casting the jutsu forever if everyone was already under it.
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