Arrmaitee
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Joined 07-29-03, id: 428174
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.

Hey!

I'm just a disgruntled, twenty-something, American fanboy with way too much time on my hands.

I'm totally obsessed with Harry Potter and HP fanfiction, which is why I am writing lots of it. I like most popular slash pairings, though I am not a big fan of MPREG (my suspension of disbelief doesn't extend that far...).

I hope you enjoy my fanfics!

Cheers,

Arrmaitee

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Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hardship of Being Draco Malfoy by V-Gin reviews
A look at Draco's life from the man himself. Set after OoTP some possible spoilers. Will eventually be HPDM slash, but not quite yet, we are getting closer now though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,206 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Cry in the Dark by Daylyn reviews
HPDM SLASH. Draco Malfoy prowled the Forbidden Forest. His vampire skills were honed for the hunt. Under the bleached light of the moon, Draco saw his quarry at the edge of the lake -- Harry Potter. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Our Song by Maia-Eala reviews
Illya, after being forced into a hard life as a love slave, has finally found the master of his dreams. Unfortunately, Hunter, Illya’s master, is often away. How does Illya cope? Well, it’s not easy! (One-Shot Slash, Yaoi, IllyaHunter)
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
I'm not in Denial by mamalazzer reviews
Ron/Draco - After escaping to Hogwarts from Malfoy Manor, Draco Malfoy not only encounters threats of expulsion and disembowelment, but a threat on his masculinity, too. Stupid Gorgeous Weasel! First book in the Denial Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,909 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Yule Ball According to Draco Malfoy by mamalazzer reviews
Well, the name is quite self-explanatory. A prequel to 'I'm Not in Denial'. Slashy thoughts and innuendos. One-sided R/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Hastily Developed Plotlines by tempestuous reviews
Canon Harry wakes up in the scary world of Questionably Written Fanfiction. eek!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2002
The Parody by Rug reviews
If you can't be bothered to trawl through the 10s of 1000s of HP fanfics, but you're worried you might be missing something important, fear not! It all comes down to 10 or 11 basic plotlines, and here they are, combined for the first time in ONE fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2001
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Epilogue reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Reunion reviews
Harry and Draco meet at a Hogwarts reunion and imagine the first date they never had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Troll in the Fandom reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Who's Your Daddies? reviews
This AU, MPREG, RPS, Crossover Parody was written in response to a LiveJournal post where I said that American Idol finalist Anthony Fedorov looked like Harry & Draco's MPREG lovechild. After receiving numerous requests to write the fic, I finally agreed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Very Secret LiveJournals reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
How To Shag Without Thinking A Happy Thought reviews
SLASH! PARODY! The Second War is over. Lord Voldemort has won. Harry and Draco are in the same cell in Azkaban awaiting their execution. How convenient…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Decides To Die reviews
Draco spends his last morning with Harry. This is my belated entry for Switchknife's Dysfunctionalia challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
And Then He Hit Puberty reviews
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Seven Days reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The VamPotter Chronicles reviews
NEW CH. 2! SLASH! PARODY! Vampire!Draco is on the prowl. But will his whooping cough prevent him from seducing The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The War Within reviews
NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry’s seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Aidan Lynch (1)
Daylyn (9)
Maia-Eala (2)
mamalazzer (11)
Naadi (11)
Rug (8)
Sophocles (8)