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Joined 09-29-12, id: 4281785, Profile Updated: 06-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Night World series, Vampire Academy, and Twilight.

Heyyyy Yall!!(:

Okay..soo..ummm..yeah..

Anyways, for some reason you, my friend, are reading tthis. I don't know the exact reason why, and to be quite honest I don't really care, just the fact that you are reading this is enough. LOL.

So, let me tell you a little about myself..

Full Name: Kaitlyn Marie Carter

Gender: Female, obviously.

Age: 15

Birthday: Why do you want to know? LOL, JK, June 19. (Yes, in just a few two weeks, I will turn 16. I can feel the gray hairs already.)

Hometown: Houston, Texas. (Could you tell by the 'yall'?)

Favorite Authors: L.J. Smith, Sarah Dessen, Richelle Meed, Cassandra Clare and James Patterson.

Favorite Books Series: Night World, Dark Visions, Vampire Diaries (Although I hate the show, sorry for those of yall that love it), Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride and I am starting to like Harry Potter again. (I really do like fiction and superstitious stuff.)

Favorite Book Couples: Ash Redfern and Mary-Lynnette Carter (So cool how we have the last name, where's my Redfern, LOL JK.) from Daugthers of Darkness; Kaitlyn Fairchild and Gabriel Wolfe from Dark Visions (she has my first name); Max and Dylan from Maximun Ride (I know some prefer Fax, but I love Mylan); Rome Hathaway and Christian Ozera (Crack-fic, I know, I still like it!) Jacob Black and Leah Clearwater from Twilight (I seriously think they should have been together); Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger (it's in their House Titles for crying out loud! Slytherin Prince and Gryffindor Princess! Princes and Princesses always end up together!) and I cant think of anymore.

Favorite Color: PINK!!!!!!!! (Yeah, I am kind of girlie.)

Favorite Boy Bands: One Direction (I AM A DEDICATED DIRECTIONER) Justin Bieber (I'm a Belieber at heart!) and Big Time Rush (I'm also a Rusher.)

Favorite Song: Little Things and As Long As You Love Me.


Night World Oath

When I see a girl with Cancer,

I will remember Poppy North.

When I see James Dean,

I will think of James Rasmussen.

When I look up at the stars,

I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.

When I see a lazy cat,

I will remember Ash Redfern.

When I see sibling rivalry,

I will see Blaise and Thea Harman.

When I see an animal,

I will think of Eric Ross.

When I see snow,

I will remember Gillian Harman.

When I think of Heaven,

I will remember Gary (Angel).

When I see something burn black,

I will think of David Blackburn

When I see an orphan,

I will think of Rashel Jordan.

When I see a cold hearted man,

I will remember John Quinn.

When I get déjà vu,

I will think of Hannah Snow.

When I see sadness in someone’s eyes,

I will remember Thierry Descouedres.

When I see fire,

I will see Jezebel Redfern.

When I see someone being cocky,

I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.

When I see someone who's determined,

I will remember Maggie Neely.

When I see royalty,

I will think of Delos Redfern.

When I see a black cat,

I will see Raksha Keller.

When I see a golden Leopard,

I will see Galen Drache.


If you can’t wait for Strange Fate, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile

If you almost cried when Jez got staked, copy and paste this to profile

If you think Ash Redfern is better than Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think John Quinn is better than Jacob Black, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think Rashel X Quinn is better than Alice X jasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (YEAH!)

If you think Hannah X Thierry is better than Rosalie X Emmett, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELL YEAH!)

If you think Rashel Jordan is better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Please, there is no competition here)

If you think that Iliana Dominick could beat Rosalie Hale’s beauty by a mile, Copy and paste this to your Profile

REDFERNS ARE THE BOMB!! Copy and paste if you agree.

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile

"When life hands you The Jonas Brothers, throw them back and yell...
"I WANT ASH REDFERN!"

If you truly believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Delos Redfern or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Edward Cullen copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Jasper Hale, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Jacob Black, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jez Redfern is better than Alice Cullen, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think LJ smith deserves more credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to join Circle Daybreak and meet the Night World characters, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

You’re a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., and then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (Like, trying to bite people like a vampire!! ;D)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favourite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favourite character fictional

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.


If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile. (What would happen if One Direction just magically ended up on my doorstep??)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile (Girls can multi-task)

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (The teacher just finishes yelling at us about being disrespectful and I catch my besties eye and we both burst out laughing…Guess who had detention for a week and a half?? That’s right Me& My Bestie. For Insubordination….)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Night World Vampires are better than Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile (HELLLLLLL TO THE YEAH!!! REDFERNS ALL THE WAY HEY!!)

If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile (Why the hell do they watch it?? It’s rated PG-13?!)

98 per cent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 per cent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds... copy and paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile. (Yes. And I have!)

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 per cent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 per cent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

If you think the government has covered up the existence of extra-terrestrials, paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever talked back to the TV, copy and paste this into your profile!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.

"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have tripped on air!!)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and lost copy and paste this into your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (Why, hello there Mr. Chair!)

Don't worry about the world ending today! It's already tomorrow in Australia!

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

It's always in the last place you look." Well, duh! If you already found it, why would you keep looking?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't help old ladies across the street. Leave them in the middle!

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

If you die on an elevator, make sure you press the up button.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run; he hates that.

Failure isn't an option; it's pretty much a certainty.

We can't all be heroes. Someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Have you ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62,SweetXcandyX NightworldSeeker Accailia, StarrPrincessCupcake21

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this into your profile

If you copy and paste stuff onto your profile just because you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You write fanfictions about the book.

Hey, who said you had to act your age?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favourite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-Mart is lowering their prices every day, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair colour do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again

Curiosity killed the cat, but selflessness killed the dog.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You want to know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When there's a will...I want to be in it.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

If you have just looked at all these and realized you have repeated some, copy and paste this into your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile


(UNDERLINE the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a Wicked Witch
I'm a STAR WARS FAN so I MUST be a geek
I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean
I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL so I MUST be boy crazy or a lesbian
I PLAY THE VIOLA so I MUST be an idiot


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

1. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A mask from New Orleans.

2. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The Walking Dead.

3. Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:23

4. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:45

5. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The TV, advertisement on Febreeze

6. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today, yell at my mom that she’s wasting water.

7 Before you started this survey, what did you look at? People's profiles/fanfics

8. What are you wearing? Koala PJs

9. Did you dream last night? Yup!

10. When did you last laugh? Right Now.

11. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Posters

12. Seen anything weird lately? My Friends

13. What do you think of this quiz? Meh

14. What is the last film you saw? Mean Girls

15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? NIGHT WORLD Series, I mean the books, not ownership or anything like that..

16. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I’m Half Mexican and Half White.

17. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? End World Hunger and make everyone stop thinking One Direction/Justin Bieber are gay.

18. Do you like to dance? YES!

19. George Bush: What about him??

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Allison

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Gabriel or Christian

22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Hell YAH!

23. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? IDK….

24. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 177, and find line 10. “Sure,” he said. “We love reproducing. It’s one of our favorite things.” *City Of Bones, Jace to Clary.

25. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Italy.

26. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Over. This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen.

27. What can you hear right now? As Long As You Love Me by Justin Bieber feat. Big Sean.

28. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. There are no living things in the house….Home Alone….

29. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The Walking Dead.

30. Type your name with your elbow. Majglhn .

31. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. What's the first thing you see? Harry Styles.

32. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Who are they?

33. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I fell off my chair.

34. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

ae35edoapgsfhaghdsalblkuaeleejrol

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAMES NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Mistletoe by Justin Bieber…. I wish it was Christmas…I want cookies!!

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Big Time Rush… well, that’s nice!

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Addicted by Prince Royce… Nope, I will not become addicted to anything…

4. WHAT IS 22?

Do You Remember by Jay Sean ft. Lil Jon and Sean…. Obviously you don’t since you’re asking…

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Born To Be Somebody by Justin Bieber… she was born to be my bestie!

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

On My Mind by Cody Simpson… Yup, he’s constantly on my mind…

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

I Should’ve Kissed You by One Direction, yeahh… I probably should have but oh well….

8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Young, Wild and Free by Snoop Dog and Wiz Khalifa ft. Bruno Mars….. umm… alright, I already said I won’t be an addict..sooo….

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Up All Night by One Direction…. Well… alrighty then… Haha.. OMG, conversations we have had about that… LMFAO ROFL…

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

The Best Damn Thing by Avril Lavigne… Oh Yes!! Haha

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

I’m Yours by Jason Mraz…that song is stuck in my head!!!!!!!!

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Scream by Usher…. Ummm…no comment..

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars.. I do get real lazy sometimes…

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Ai Se Eu Te Pego by Michel Telo….. Well then…

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Superstar by Big Time Rush… Yes! We are all SuperStars!

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

It Will Rain by Bruno Mars… haha… but I love the rain…

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Time Of Our Life by Big Time Rush… well, I’ll die happy… I guess…

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

No Idea by Big Time Rush… I guess I have no idea..lol

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Everything About You by One Direction… hahaha mean!

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Let Me Love You by Mario.. Ummmm… I guess…

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Never Say Never by Justin Bieber ft. Jaden Smith… I take that as a yes..

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

What You Mean To Me by Sterling Knight… I guess my feelings…

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

No One by Alicia Keys… Well, that’s a depressing thought…

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Favorite Girl by Justin Bieber, I guess that I would be his best friend and not Evelyn…ugh I can’t stand her..

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift.. I guess that’s self explanatory..

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Moments by One Direction.. I suppose…


Copy and Paste into your profile, erase my answers, enter yours. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things... nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name? - Kaitlyn

2. A four-letter word - Kiss

3. A boy's name - Kevin

4. A girl's name - Kayla

5. Occupation – Kangaroo Care Taker…

6. Colour – Koala Grey

7. Something you wear - Kapris

8. Beverage - Koolaid

9. Food- Kung Pow Chicken

10. Something found in a bathroom – Knife???


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kaitlyn

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus dizzle): Kaidizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal): Pink Kitty

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maire Tidwell

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Carkarez

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Purple Monster

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Snowflake


Pick the month you were born:
January--I hurt
February--I hit
March--I killed
April--I smacked
May--I licked
June--I punched
July--I kicked
August--I ate
September--I ding dong ditched
October--I scared
November--I pushed
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1--a clown
2--a spider
3--a zombie
4--a bug
5--a vampire
6--a ninja
7--a gangster
8--a monkey
9--a pillow
10--a pumpkin
11--a snickers bar
12--a cheerleader
13--a football player
14--a baby
15--a crunch bar
16--a twix
17--a banana
18--a cyclops
19-- - a monster
20--a skeleton
21--an evil person
22--a piece of candy corn
23--a witch
24--a angry bird
25--a bat
26--Bruno Mars
27--a black cat
28--Frankenstein
29--a spider web
30--a zombie princess
31--Lady Gaga

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--because I was high on candy!
Black--because I'm crazy
Pink--because I do what I do
Red--because I can
Blue--because I wanted to
Green--because the creapy voices said to do it.
Purple--because I am the best person in the world!
Gray--because I myseriously turned back into a 2 year old again
Yellow--because someone gave me a free piece of candy
Orange--because I am a funny person and I do whatever comes to my mind first
Brown--because I'm very chubby
Other--because I'm a cowboy that rides a pony
None--because I like to show off my awesomeness skills!

PM WHAT YOU GOT!!


Me: I hit a clown because I do what I do

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Okay, so while I only have one story, I have so many ideas (I swear, look at my screen, it is covered in sticky notes), most are one shots and short stories, but some are actual stories. Um, I'm an active reader of so many writers here and while I have been reading since I was in the sixth grade, so about roughly four years, I still need help with figuring out everything. So if someone could help give me a little advice, that would be helpful.

I hate when authors post things late and take a really long time so I would tell the readers an idea and then only post one shots until the story has been completed.

So yeah, bye!

-StarrPrincessCupcake21 loves you all very much!

Eat lots of food and love turtles!! (:

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The Blood Letter by Skyselisse reviews
He could not stop thinking about her, Hermione Granger. Draco Malfoy knew it: He was obsessed. He was completely obsessed with her. He didn't know how, when or why, all he knew was that he suddenly felt the need to have her, to possess her. He wanted to keep her as his most precious treasure; he wanted her to belong to him and to him only. She was his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,910 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/27 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dark Lady Rises by cleotheo reviews
When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,205 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/14 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Year, One Life by Wingardium Leviosa 11 reviews
When Draco is forced to live with Hermione Granger for one year as part of a "reintroduction" program after the war, both of their lives get turned upside down. It's up to Hermione to convince the Wizarding World that Draco is not a menace to society... but it's up to Draco to first convince her. Can these two former enemies become friends? Or possibly even more? T, might turn M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,164 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
New Change by MusicIsMyLife1214000 reviews
PLEASE READ THE LAST CHAPTER. IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. Still hurting over the loss of his family, a part of Harry is sent into a different reality. A reality where he is the same age as his parents. As he journeys through Hogwarts again, perhaps he'll learn that true happiness still exists for one Harry Potter, along with pointless humour, Mary-Sues and an easy-to-defeat-Voldy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,517 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Taming Granger by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Soft Mysteries by Kittenshift17 reviews
Still curled up in bed with her face buried beneath her pillows Hermione couldn't help but smile. She was incredibly happy today. In spite of all the odds and the fact that it was insane, she was in a relationship with Draco Malfoy. The blonde haired boy who had tormented her for years was now her boyfriend. "Hermione, did you know that Draco Malfoy is staring at you?" Ginny said.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,473 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Silver Eyes Of Mine by Chels-Chels18 reviews
It was a normal day for Draco Malfoy, but as soon as he stepped out of the fire place and brushed the soot off his robes he knew something was wrong. On his bed was a wicker moses basket stuffed with a bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a baby girl fast asleep. She had nothing with her except a letter addressed to him and a golden necklace he knew too well. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,259 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Late Night Chats and Purple Cats by itsverity reviews
"Oh but that's where you're wrong, my dear Granger. It sounds like there's mischief involved, and if there's mischief I'm always there." He smirked. "So, what sort of trouble are you about to get yourself into?" Hermione runs into Draco one night while trying to play a prank on everyone's favorite caretaker, Mr. Filch. What will happen when the two decide to team up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,084 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alternate Ending to Frostbite by Stephy-Monkey reviews
What if Mason wasn't killed in Spokane. What if the guardians had come in time to save them both. This is what I think would happen if they had.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,503 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Mason A., Rose H.
Arranging Love by Danielle Salvatore reviews
Bonnie, Elena and Meredith are witches who have perfect lives. But it all changes when their people lose the centuries old war with the vampires, and they are forced to become the wives of vampires, creatures that they believe are monsters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,472 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Damon, Bonnie
Feelings by Jaaannn reviews
During times or war, there are enough things to worry about. Feelings are the last on the list and Hermione plans to keep it that way. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Second Life of Bree Tanner by Simply Alexei reviews
What if Bree Tanner had been spared that fateful day in the field? Why had she been spared in the first place? Takes place during the tail end of Eclipse and throughout Breaking Dawn. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,132 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Jasper, Bree - Complete
Night World Online by SmallPrettyLittleWondersInLife reviews
A series of E-mails, Facebook posts, chatrooms, and myspace bulletins between the characters of Night World. Rated T for few swear words.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011
How Harry Ruined Everything by Backward Mind reviews
An adult Harry gets hold of a magical Time-Turner and ends up at Hogwarts, back when he was a student. In attempt to make his school life less hectic, Harry spoils the year's events on the first day of term! (From years one to seven)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Harry P.
Voices in the Night by EmiilyRae96 reviews
7th year at Hogwarts couldn't be worse for both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy but when Dumbledore pushes the two to look out for each other things seem to just explode. Hermione is left wondering why Dumbledore made such a horrible decision. But will Draco really be able to help her? AU. Rated T for now. Don't know how likely that is to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,783 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tainted by the Past by CelticPagan-3 reviews
The Golden Trio have saved the Wizarding World & lived to tell the tale. What will they do with a future they never thought they'd get? The boys escape their last childhood restraints, Hermione finishes her education & tries find a way to escape the future her parents have planned. She develops an unlikely friendship with Draco Malfoy who returns to Hogwarts to escape his own past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 222,280 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hanging Up The Lights by KaramelKat reviews
Embry's out on patrol just before Christmas and comes across something he's never seen before. Originally written as a writing challenge for JBNP Winter Wonderland Picture Prompt contest - 1st place winner in a tie!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Embry, Leah, Paul - Complete
Necessary Evil by WhimsicallyAwkward reviews
They don't get along. They deal with each other because they both love Lissa, and that's how it is. Now they've spent days in a basement in Spokane. They're back - a little more broken then before. Everyone must let themselves fall, before they heal. And they need to fall. With someone who understands. oneshot. Takes place directly after Spokane in Frostbite.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
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Turn To You reviews
*Starts off in Shadow Kissed* Maybe certain people didn't survive the Strigoi attack. With Lissa and Dimitri gone, Rose and Christian lean on each other to deal with the pain. But of course, being them something is bound to happen that people don't expect. So, how do they go from kicking major Strigoi ass to singing Bruno Mars and Justin Bieber? Read to find out!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Rose H., Christian O.
Karaoke Night reviews
When Poppy finds this place for karaoke and all of the Daybreakers and then some are dragged along to go, what happens and what songs does everybody sing? Please feel free to request songs, I need more help to broaden my musical taste.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,517 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Poppy N.
You Never Know reviews
When a supposedly long lost twin sister shows up on Mom's front door step with a lot of information an Outsider is not supposed to have, a lot of questions are raised and a lot of things happen. Drama unfolds, and of course all that other good stuff. But how does she have this information?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Embry, Paul
Want You Back reviews
When a certain Daybreaker is storming around the manison, they get an interesting surprise from the person they least expected to do such a thing... Just a One-Shot but I can continue it if you'd like.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Iliana D., Jezebel R. - Complete