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Joined 09-29-12, id: 4281807, Profile Updated: 06-01-15
Author has written 15 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Redwall, Bible, Star Wars, Starlight Express, Hunger Games, Batman, Cats, and Tanz der Vampire.

Hi everyone! My username is Silenthunder, but you can call me Thunder for short. I am 16 years old.

I am a Baptist Christian, and I pray for any other members of this site who are also Christians. If anyone viewing this is one, PM me!


Important notice Regarding Reviews:

Ever since the first honest review from my site acquaintance and instructor, Lightning of the West (go check his stuff out if you haven't already), I would prefer it if anyone who reads my stories would leave honest criticism in their feedback. That means telling me what I need to fix as well as what's good. Thank you.


An Important Announcement:

I am a member of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, an organization dedicated to preserving good fanfiction, good grammar, spelling, canon, and wiping out Mary-Sues. May good writing reign!


Upcoming Stories for Sometime in the Future:

A Tanz der Vampire multi-chapter story on how Koukol came to serve the vampires in the first place, and why he hasn't been bitten by now, etc.

A PPC mission for a Mary Sue Tenth Walker's fanfiction.

Additional chapters to On the Rails, if I ever get past the Writer's Block


Favorite Books and Series on this Site and off it (in no particular order):

Lord of the Rings series, by J.R.R. Tolkien

Redwall series, by Brian Jacques

The Scarlet Pimpernel, by Baroness Emma Orczy

Les Miserables, by Victor Hugo

The Chronicles of Narnia series, by C.S. Lewis

The Hiding Place, by Corrie Ten Boom

The Kingdom series and The Knights of Arrethrae series, by Chuck Black

The Call of the Wild, by Jack London

And many, many more...

And my absolute favorite is: The Bible, by God and other various authors through which He caused it to be written.

Favorite Musicals In No Particular Order,

And My Favorite Characters From Them

Starlight Express - C.B./Red Caboose (one of the best villains I've ever discovered), Papa, Rusty, Electra (kind of)

Wicked - Nessarose, Fiyero (in Act 2), the Wizard (who comes from our world, so he represents Earth's twisted government. Yay!)

CATS - Jemima (her ethereal voice in the film blows me away every time), Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Gus (hail one of England's finest late actors, Sir John Mills - he was 90 and half-blind when doing this part in the film! A true Bachelor Knight.)

The Phantom of the Opera - Meg, Erik (sometimes - it depends on whichever scene he's in), Raoul (again, it depends)

Matilda - Matilda, Ms. Honey, Bruce Bogtrotter, the Big Kids, the Trunchbull (because they have to have a man in a woman's costume play that part. Now that takes guts!)

Oliver! - Fagin (he does magic tricks during his first song! [At least in the one I saw] ), The Artful Dodger (yes, he pickpockets for a living, but when I saw this musical, the boy playing him, Alec Fisher, did so well portraying a hilarious young rogue that you can't help but like him!)

Tanz der Vampire (Dance of the Vampires) - The Count von Krolock (DREW SARICH IS AWESOME IN THE ROLE!) Alfred, Abronsius, the actors' doubles (YOU ARE FANTASTIC AT YOUR JOBS! THE BEST!) Koukol (odd choice, yes, but I feel bad for him. And the actor for him that I saw on a secretly recorded YouTube video of the musical made him into a funny character as he milked his moments for all they were worth.)


My Fanfiction OCs:

Starlight Express:

Cole, a male mineral freight car (and a victim of C.B.'s villainous "hobby")

Maddie, a female medical railway car

Paula, a female parlor car

CATS:

Calypso, a female street cat who's trying to find a better life

Warriors:

Silentflame, a she-cat and member of ShadowClan (my first OC, and unfortunately an Angst Mary-Sue created in my first fanfic that I will forever regret and learn from)

Other Warriors OCs for role-play sites that I've lost count of because of their sheer numbers


Fandom Stats I've Gathered About Myself:

Warriors Clan: ShadowClan personality-wise, ThunderClan geographically-wise

Warrior Cats Rank: Medicine cat apprentice

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Best and Worst Hogwarts Classes: Care of Magical Creatures, and Divination (The only thing I dislike about the series is this class. My beliefs don't align well with the methods that Trelawny uses.)


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Survey time!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Our children, problems at work, national debt, the nuclear war. -Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The black clock on my nightstand.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Two episodes of The Waltons.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:36

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:33

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

I can hear my bedroom fan and someone downstairs.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, because I was going to church.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My email.

9. What are you wearing?

Pajamas.

10. Did you dream last night?

Nope.

11. When did you last laugh?

An hour ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Two posters.


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (not necessarily in my hand, but somewhere just a freaking obvious)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I've called my Mom 'Dad' my Dad 'Mom' and etc.)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard, etc.
39. Walked into a pole, tree, etc
40. Wore two different earrings, shoes, etc by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil or pen
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Stepped on a step that wasn't there
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Results: I bolded 41.

(I accidentally deleted #13: Have gotten gum stuck in your hair. This also happened to me once, even though i do not like nor eat gum at all.)


"All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all who wander are lost.

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring.

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king."

Put this in your profile if you will always be a Lord of the Rings fan!


If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins deaths copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical copy and paste this on your profile.

If yuo've evar furrgoten hauw 2 spel an eezy worrd, copy and payste this inntoo yuor profyle.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.


-27 publishers rejected Dr. Seuss's first book, To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street.

-R. H. Macy failed seven times before his store in New York City caught on.

-Charles Schultz had every cartoon he submitted rejected by his high school yearbook staff. Oh, and Walt Disney wouldn't hire him.


I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,

To help destroy Isildur's Bane,

To soar high upon a dragon's back,

To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,

To take lessons with Professor Dumbledore,

To fight in battles until evil's no more.

All this I wish to do and see,

If I could just escape reality.

-Maethorelen

Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality!


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 9

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 7


In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)


A good friend tells you when you're acting crazy. A best friend will tell you and then join you in your crazy act. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a best friend.

If you don't see how it is possibly possible that someone could not LOVE the Phantom of the Opera as soon as they are introduced to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can not imagine what you did before you knew about Phantom of the Opera and Fanfiction even if it was less than 3 months ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.


How To Be Annoying:

• Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

• Drum on every available surface.

• Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

• Staple papers in the middle of the page.

• Ask 800 operators for dates.

• Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

• Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks & purses.

• Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

• Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

• Specify that your drive-through order is "for here".

• Set all alarms in the house for random times.

• Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

• Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

• Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

• Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. (I have done this. It was fun!)

• Honk and wave to strangers.

• Dress only in clothes colored neon orange.

• Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

• Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

• Wear your pants backwards.

• Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

• Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

• Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music".

• Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-cyrillic-landscape mode.

• ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

• only type in lowercase.

• dont use any punctuation either

• Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

• Pay for your dinner with pennies.

• Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

• Repeat everything someone says, as a question. (And this.)

• Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

• Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." (I tried this once and failed epically.)

• Light road flares on a birthday cake.

• Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

• Leave tips in Bolivian or other random currency.

• Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

• Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

• At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

• When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

• Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".

• As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

• Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

• Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. (I did this with my siblings, except it was Coke rather than beer.)

• Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know it, don't ya?)

• Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

• Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

• Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up", and repeat.

• Drive half a block.

• Name your dog "Dog".

• Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

• Ask people what gender they are.

• Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

• Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

• Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern Drawl.

• Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot".

• Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

• Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

• Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

• While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

• Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

• Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

• Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

• Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

• Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

• Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

• Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

• Wear a LOT of cologne.

• Ask to "interface" with someone.

• Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing".

• Sing along at the opera.

• Mow your lawn with scissors.

• At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

• Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy". (I've done this as well. It was hilarious!)

• Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".

• Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

• Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles".

• Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

• Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".

• Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

• Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

• Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

• Never make eye contact.

• Never break eye contact.

• Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

• Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

• Construct your own pretend "tricorder", and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

• Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal voice.

• Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

• Make appointments for the 31st of September.

• Invite lots of people to other people's parties.


WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

10. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

11. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

12. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

13. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

14. Comment on how handsome/pretty the instructor is looking that day.

15. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

16. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

17. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

18. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

19. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

20. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

21. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

22. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

24. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

25. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

26. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

27. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

28. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

29. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

30. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

31. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

32. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

33. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

34. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

35. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

36. Dress like the professor.

37. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

38. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

If this made you crack up copy and paste!


20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!


Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


Serious Stuff:

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In God's Name.

80 percent of you won't repost this.

Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father."


The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.
Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN (And was balling your eyes out) YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs!

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Starlight Express - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6 - Complete
Glimpses of the Golden Age by WillowDryad reviews
Chapter Six: Ten BRAND NEW glimpses into the Pevensies' reign. Golden Age. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Wind's Harvest by WillowDryad reviews
The High King is left for dead, his beloved torn from his arms, but the winds of destruction carry an even graver threat to all of Narnia. Golden Age. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,213 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/13/2014 - [Peter Pevensie, OC] Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Intransitives by Huinesoron reviews
Not everyone is part of the cultural majority. Series of shorts looking around the edges of the societies of Middle-earth. Spiritual sequel to my story 'Tenth Walkers'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14 - Complete
Broken by Lightning of the West reviews
As long as I am used, I am useful. As long as I am useful, I have purprose. As long as I have purpose, my life has meaning. The day I no longer function to please and obey, I am obsolete. I am broken.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,098 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/9/2013
Three by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
A collection of three-sentence-long Batman drabbles. Characters include Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle, Jonathan Crane, Bruce Wayne, and Victor and Nora Fries.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Rick's New Girlfriend by shadowmaat reviews
Rick has finally found a lady he can charm. There's just one small problem... (Inspired by Stephen Blakley's awesome portrayal or Rick in the Geekenders musical.)
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26 - Adventure Core - Complete
Homecoming by shadowsteed reviews
What if things went differently at the ball and Sarah made it out alive and safe. What decition will she make? Will she stay with Alfred to live the life of peace, or will she return to follow her heart and her destiny?
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25 - Graf von Krolock, Sarah - Complete
White and Black by Guns and Illusions reviews
Victoria performs at the Ball.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15 - Jemima, Mistoffelees/Quaxo, Victoria
Call Me Rusty by Redonkadonk reviews
A little backstory on Rusty before the show's events.
Starlight Express - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8 - Complete
Shopping with Warrior Cats by Goldenwing Likes Chapstick reviews
Warrior cats go shopping! Kroger, Wal- Mart, Toys R Us, the mall, everything! Explore their world of shopping, and take laughs along the way! 100.00 to read. xD Just kidding!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/14/2012
Middle Earth: Its Mental Condition by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The characters in LOTR might be more mentally handicapped than we think. Diagnoses of all our favourite LOTR characters' mental problems. Bonus! Contains cures. (Some parts only make sense if you've seen the extended editions of the films) (And yes, that picture is a little disturbing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 5/14/2014
The Everyday Problems of a Tenth Walker by lycanthrophy-kitsune reviews
These are one-shot drabbles of the everyday, funny problems that a tenth walker would encounter. Just popped into my head and wanted to have some fun. Please mention some problems you would like for me to write in a review. Thanks!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas, OC
Sight Unseen by SueKayBee reviews
Summary: While in the woods searching for Cinderella, Cinderella's Prince comes across his brother, who is now blinded and likewise searching for Rapunzel. Movie based.
Into the Woods - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27 - Cinderella's Prince, Rapunzel's Prince - Complete
A Reasonable Defence by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
Several dislikable characters write a series of papers defending themselves and their actions. Includes good guys as well as bad guys...for anyone who feels like the world doesn't fully appreciate him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,693 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Faramir, Sauron, Grima W., Nazgul
Of Conversations and Sleds by Hathor-Aroha reviews
One day, Anna overhears a conversation between Elsa and her council discussing the comission of a new sled for Kristoff. Originally written for a prompt on Tumblr.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Cold Boot by District Five Tribute reviews
Caroline reflects on her life in Aperture Science on the eve of becoming GLaDOS and unleashing havoc onto the facility.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
New Path by jani11 reviews
What does Sorting Day have in store for young Scorpius Malfoy? (Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Dear Scraggly Haired Boy by YouMayKnowMeAsAngel reviews
Hedwig writes a letter to her owner after her passing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hedwig - Complete
Winter Wonderland by WillowDryad reviews
What was this Christmas surprise the High King had planned? Golden Age.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Peter Pevensie, OC] - Complete
From the Rails by altairattorney
Humans, Wheatley decides, are complicated.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Wheatley - Complete
Christmas Night in Arkham by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
When the laws change to force Arkham asylum to hold a traditional Christmas for it's inmates, Rachel recruits Bruce Wayne to sponsor, and attend, the Arkham Christmas party. What with letters to Santa Claus, loud music, and a butler in a Santa costume, it seems that Christmas this year could not only be ridiculous and chaotic, but also dangerous.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P., J. Crane, Rachel D. - Complete
Murderer by altairattorney reviews
GLaDOS wasn't laughing. Neither was Chell.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
On the wings of the night by shadowsteed reviews
What if Alfred never looked through the keyhole and the count actually managed to bite Sarah in the bath?
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Graf von Krolock, Sarah - Complete
ƬΉΣ PӨIƧӨПΣD ΛПD ƬΉΣ PЦЯΣ by Swyfte reviews
Within PureClan, the poison known as love is forbidden. The Warrior Code abolishes it. It decrees love as a weakness-the penalty for falling under its influence is death. But however much love may be endangered, it is not dead yet.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,821 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Rain by Salomedancing reviews
Hook comes up with a new plan to get to Peter Pan, and it proves to be much more effective than any of his old schemes.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
A Stolen Kiss by Salomedancing reviews
A very short story, hardly more than a drabble, with an alternative end to Peter Pan. Rated for darkness and theme rather than explicitness.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Captain Hook, Wendy D., Peter Pan
Speak by altairattorney reviews
She says it, five times a day at least. She just cannot find the words.
To the Moon - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Johnny W., River W. - Complete
Oh No, It's Cupid by Swyfte reviews
Chaos. Chaos in the form of acorns.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2014
The Fangirl Song by PhantasyPhan13 reviews
We all know we fangirls love our villains. But sadly, nobody has written an official anthem yet for us villain-whitewashing fangirls (and fanboys). About time somebody did, right, ladies? So without further ado, here is a loving spoof and official anthem for us villain lovers...The Fangirl Song! Perfect for scaring your favorite villains out of their wits. Batteries not included.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Complete
Lighthouses by Aeranythe Echosong reviews
But it isn't. They can see all the other lighthouses out there, and they want to talk to them. But they can't, because they're all too far apart to hear what the others are saying. All they can do… is shine their lights from afar. … So that's what they do. They shine their lights at the other lighthouses, and at me.
To the Moon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014
Outside by altairattorney
She didn't even remember what the word actually meant.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Chell - Complete
Your Will, Not Mine by Archangel Samuel reviews
"When the time comes, you will watch. But you will do nothing." The angels struggle to follow their Master's orders, even if it means watching Him be tortured and killed before their very eyes. Young Samuel is tempted to disobey. The Easter Story from the angels' perspective.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Jesus, Michael - Complete
You Are (Not) Alone by Lightning of the West reviews
Get free.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Jayfeather, Briarlight - Complete
Consequences by altairattorney
She was never supposed to awaken someone like that.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
A Morning Visit by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
"Great," thought Erestor. "Now I have my two least favourite people in my room." No slash. Rated for hilarity, violence in the way of pillows and books, vain balrog slayers, abuse of a certain feline, and foul usage of fell language. Warning: Ccgaylord, one of the best literary critics I know, says that this story has "no plot". He is definitely right.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Glorfindel, Erestor, Lindir, Elladan - Complete
A Practical Guide for the Courtship of Elves, by Beren son of Barahir by Nerdy Nell reviews
Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beren, Luthien T. - Complete
He's Broken Every Human Law by Shining Light in the Darkness reviews
Well... the song does say EVERY human law. And Macavity is out with a certain fanfiction author to prove that line true! Idea taken from MyPenquinAteMyHomework's Every Human Law.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Macavity, OC
Trace by altairattorney reviews
The first word is help. After that, she cannot look away.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
His by perrilloux.bf68 reviews
A heart can be many things. A symbol. A metaphor. Emotions. A dreamscape. It's the place where He works the most. In the secret, in the quiet places where no one knows or can truly ever touch. This is my reality and this is my story told from a place that no one has ever seen. Until now. Updates will be sporadic. [9up]
Crossover - Bible & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014
Free by ehlsea reviews
She is free. She is alone. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Chell - Complete
A Pirate Life for Me? by WillowDryad reviews
Every boy wants to be a pirate, doesn't he? For International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Golden Age. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Moonlit Path: Disloyal Hearts by Chocolatedog reviews
It was the perfect name, her mother said. But it wasn't. Rated T ONLY for battles and deaths - it's no worse than the official books.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 72,073 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
Agony and tears by grandvizier527 reviews
Jesus endures great pain on the cross during His crucifixion. And being all-knowing just makes His suffering even worse. Warning: Jesus is portrayed Biblically here. Not a silly shipping fic, or anything like that.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Complete
Spirit's Journey by Vagabond J reviews
Beyond the boundary of my sight something more awaits. Come along for the journey.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014
Dawn by Fox the Writer reviews
The dawn was appreciated by all creatures...save one. Mention of death.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Martin the Warrior, Laterose - Complete
And Here We Say Goodbye by FabulousandDevious reviews
I am legitimately sorry if this breaks your heart. rated T for mild swearing. please review if you like the story. :3
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Portal: Storytime with GLaDOS by iammemyself reviews
Caroline, instructed by the Aperture engineers to bond with GLaDOS prior to her consciousness transfer, decides the easiest way to do it is to read to her. This fic is ongoing until I get bored of it. Suggestions are welcome.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Caroline, GLaDOS
Guardian by Talicor reviews
In a time long forgotten... In an age unrecalled... There is Guardian. One sworn to protect a powerful lineage... Pulled from the pages of his life... This, is Guardian's story, as it was meant to be told.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Complete
How To Survive In Middle Earth When You're A Teenaged Girl by Peppery Mints reviews
When you get dumped into Middle Earth, you start missing things. Little things. You know, like toilets. And hairbrushes. And tampons. And people who speak English. You know what else? Canon is super-easy to mess up. Now the whole world may end and it's all because of me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,101 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, OC
Once a Warrior by Snowy the Sane Fangirl reviews
How does former Abbey warrior Martin react when an old enemy appears on the path in front of the Abbey?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2014
Uncaged by WillowDryad reviews
A haven or a prison? And was I strong enough to free him? Golden Age AU. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Rise Up by Heart Prayer reviews
We need His forgiveness.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Complete
Bruised by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
She made it so easy, the poor thing, and yet he had not grown bored of her. Joker/Harley, one-shot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2014
Why Balrogs Can't Fly by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The truth about Balrogs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
Save Me by Jyoti reviews
A song/prayer that I wrote: Deliver me, Rescue me, Save me, Set me free.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Complete
A Calculating Problem by Kili and Fili Inc reviews
When a calculator falls into Middle-Earth and lands in the middle of the company of thirteen dwarves, and one wizard, and one hobbit, things get interesting...Read if you like to laugh.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Fili, Gandalf, Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
A Wicked Parody by Wickedly Hope Pancake reviews
Basically what the title says: a parody of the musical Wicked. Sorry, I'm not the best at summaries. You have to read it to find out what it's about ;)
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Elphaba T., Glinda U., Fiyero T.
The Capture by Flightstar
A short story I had to do for a lit project.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Complete
A Guide to Your Life Under Lord Sauron by Melkor'sOnlyLieutenant reviews
Hello to all you Middle-earthians! I am a Maia from Mordor Tours who is here to tell you how to survive under Lord Sauron's reign! Read this closely, and you should do just fine! Ignore this and... well, I wouldn't want to be you when Lord Sauron deals with you. Yes, it contains an OC. Please don't run. I've changed the rating; I was too paranoid before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2014 - OC, Sauron - Complete
Hunger by F.E.Lin78 reviews
Why is Count von Krolock, a centuries old vampire, interested in Sarah? He is an educated nobleman, she is a simple village girl. It must be something more, something deeper….
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Graf von Krolock, Sarah
I will always be with you by JohnGilbertVampirehunter reviews
a poem about God
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Jesus - Complete
Chopsticks by heatqueen reviews
Imagine this: Elphaba attempting to use chopsticks.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Witch King of Angmar by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
The Witch King tells the story of the battle of Pellenor Fields like it really happened.Or maybe how it didn't. Never trust a Nazgul! One shot. Contains some very mild gore...if I should rate it T let me know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Eowyn, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Alteration by Zabbie Q reviews
Electra's coach was supposed to have a headache - that's why Pearl was racing with him and why Rusty is now without a partner. But when the jilted component seeks out Rusty, the corroded steamer finds out that there is more going on than just betrayal. (Dead fic.)
Starlight Express - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,329 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010
God's Message by Jyoti reviews
God's message for those who are facing hardships in their life.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Complete
The Escalator of Orthanc by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
Elphaba's Sleepover the Library by Wickedly Hope Pancake reviews
Elphaba gets locked in the library overnight. ONESHOT
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Adrift by Mr. FuhReeRee reviews
One-shot dedicated to the Unnamed Knight that deprived himself of nourishment for Shasta. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Shasta/Cor, Aslan - Complete
Three drabbles by Salomedancing reviews
Three scenes. What one can do when bored in Neverland. A dance. What Captain Hook did when he finally got the upper hand over Peter Pan.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Wendy D., Tootles - Complete
Just Pray by Heart Prayer reviews
For myself, and everyone else.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Complete
The Mirror by Dimpled reviews
Elphaba studies her reflection in the mirror before the dance. A bit dark. ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, SO PLEASE READ!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014
Thankfulness by LucyCrewe11 reviews
A short, one-shot dramatic retelling of Jesus healing the ten lepers. Mostly from the lepers' POV. Written in honor of Nisan 14th.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Jesus - Complete
Awesome by EnduranceInHope reviews
Poem about how awesome God is. Format of an acrostic and meant to read as a spoken word.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Complete
Contrite by WillowDryad reviews
When did Edmund ever do as he was told? Golden Age. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 1,992 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Discrimanation isn't necessary by Seeker-Of-Love reviews
Just a little rant on why we should all come together and stop judging one as a whole by the color of their skin or by the whole race stereotype background.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Complete
Perfect Love by Jyoti reviews
Mary and Joseph reflect on what their life will be like as Jesus grows up.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Mary the Blessed Mother, Joseph the Father of Jesus] Jesus - Complete
Faithfulness by Jyoti reviews
No matter how many miracles we see, we will always need to have faith to believe.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
The True Strength of a Rebel by GreenPearl Atlantic Aries reviews
What does rebellion actually accomplish in Oceania? Who can you really trust? Who is really there for you? WARNING: SPOILERS
1984 - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Complete
No Good Deed by ruumpleteazah reviews
Anna is dead, frozen. Elsa is alive, grieving. When Elsa finds a magical spell that could bring her sister back to life, the queen knows this opportunity is too good let pass by. But, as with any magic, there are always consequences - will Elsa take the risk, even at the cost of her own sanity? [Spoilers; death; heavily inspired by the song "No Good Deed" from Wicked.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Elsa - Complete
Character Guide, The Do's and Don'ts for your OC! by david12341 reviews
Hello, after looking at many SYOT's and other stories with OC's, I realized, the heck is wrong with these tributes? So I decided to make your tribute unique, interesting, and realistic, all while staying true to canon! Impossible you may be saying?If you simply click on the above blue line, you will know otherwise! How to fill out a tribute form, staying canon,and make a good SYOT!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Other tributes, Rory H., Purnia, OC - Complete
Until Our Next Meeting by Raining Silver reviews
On the tenth anniversary of the train crash, Susan writes each of her siblings a letter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Bronze and Gold by altairattorney reviews
It is time to begin again. - Fourteen short drabbles, one for each PSN achievement.
Journey - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Complete
Let it Defy by PersonJe reviews
A little mashup of the lyrics of Let it Go and Defying Gravity.
Crossover - Wicked & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Elphaba T., Elsa
Why I Should Not Have Been The Tenth Walker by Seryan Parks reviews
Explaining to Elrond why I was the wrong choice for the tenth Fellowship member. Humor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond
Ginny and Glinda by Dimpled reviews
My little sister is celebrating her ninth birthday today so she thought she would write you all a story.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Complete
A Complete Idiot's Guide To Writing A Hunger Games Fanfiction by thecatclouder reviews
Welcome to the HG story archives. This is a guide/story on how to write a cliché filled fanfiction which has been done a million times before, so much so that new clichés had to be invented for it. Don't worry, you'll get a lot of reviews. Providing you aren't too original. After all, there are so many stories of the same topic. They must be doing something right... right?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Brutus, Bristel
Tenth Walkers by Huinesoron reviews
'Can a Tenth Walker fanfic be done well' Some scene-length explorations of how it could be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014
Helena's Midsummer Night Dream by kiras-hale reviews
Helena's not sure why she keeps trying at this point, honestly. It seems as though every decision backfires in the worst possible way. Modernized version of the play, in Helena's viewpoint, done for a school project.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
Lord of the Rings Fanfiction Guide by nerdydarkcupcake reviews
Do you want to write a decent Lord of the Rings fanfiction but are sketchy on certain topics? Are you unsure of how to not create the all-too-common Mary-Sue in this fandom or make the canons in-character? Well, this guide will help you overcome these troublesome problems. With the wisdom of experiance on my side, I will try my best to help you.. Okay, ignore the wisdom part XD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012
100 OneShot Book by Prin Pardus reviews
100 One-shots of various themes selected by yours truly, ranging from love to hate to happiness to sorrow to loss, and everything in between. You can still join in if you want, so long as you follow the rules!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 176,385 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/11/2010
My Final Breath by Megan Hahn reviews
A haiku about John's final hours.
To the Moon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Johnny W. - Complete
A Confession by Razo Imprie reviews
While the fairies celebrate the triple wedding, Puck lets slip how Oberon and Titania got together.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
Savior by mollyhinto reviews
Jesus is there in your darkest of times and He loves you.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Jesus
You Can (Not) Redo by Lightning of the West reviews
Do you dare change the past? Or are there just some thing's better left off the way they are? One tom faces that conflicting dilemma, and it's not one that he treads lightly. *Post 'The Last Hope'*
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Graystripe - Complete
Meaning of Life by Bab00maf00 reviews
How people can look at life a little differently.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2013
From a House, To Beyond the Universe by Thomas the Traveler reviews
From a young boy sleeping, to the numerous stars of the sky, our Lord has made them all, and we can trust him.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
In Memoriam by altairattorney reviews
Most of all, they were told, it was a story of love.
Thomas Was Alone - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
You've Got Voicemail! by FrostFire15 reviews
Give the Clans some cell phones and what do you get? Prank calling, horrible ringtones, annoyed toms in Starclan, and a crazy new prophecy that is sure to end the warrior world as we know it - until the appropriate cat saves everyone, of course. Ha, and you thought that AIMS and emails were bad...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Firestar, Bramblestar, Tigerstar, Crowfeather
Before the Dawn by Petals Open to the Moon reviews
It is just before dawn, and Krolock has nothing but his thoughts to entertain him. And thoughts can be such morbid companions, can they not, my friends? One-shot. Krolock/Sarah pairing.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Graf von Krolock, Sarah - Complete
The Redwall Series in 22 Sentences by Shadowed One 19 reviews
ONESHOT: I tell the story of Redwall in 22 sentences.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Complete
Portal: You Monster by iammemyself reviews
Caroline and GLaDOS meet Cave Johnson and give him exactly what he wants...
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2013 - GLaDOS, Caroline, Cave Johnson - Complete
Tea and Toxin by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Jonathan Crane attends a most unusual tea party. Features a Nolanverse interpretation of The Mad Hatter.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2013 - J. Crane
Portal: You Were Busy Back There by iammemyself reviews
GLaDOS must have had a reason for letting Wheatley and Chell 'escape'; she could have killed them at any time. So why didn't she?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - GLaDOS - Complete
It Was A 'Game' by Swyfte reviews
When three kits are enticed into an adventurous game in the middle of their night by their nervous mother, things begin to go lethally wrong.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Bluestar - Complete
Choice by Swyfte reviews
Caught on the edge of two territories, a young she-cat is forced to choose which Clan she will live with. One shot challenge for LeafClan
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Complete
Never Forget by Running Colours reviews
He walked on through the howling wind and swirling snow, head bent against the elements, his whole body aching with tiredness. Suddenly, his foot paw caught on a tree root under the snow, sending him crashing to the icy ground. "Oh, Rose, why did you have to die?" He sobbed, his voice a mere whisper against the volume of the wind. One shot. First fiction, so please be nice!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Martin the Warrior, Laterose] - Complete
Silent Sorrow by WillowDryad reviews
Some griefs are too deep for words. Rated T PLUS. Very dark. Golden Age. No slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,842 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Oreius - Complete
Ashes by ferretWARLORD reviews
A very deep and serious short story I have been wanting to write. I couldn't think of a good summary to compliment it, so please just read it and tell me what you think! Its a story about a huge war fought between the woodlanders and the vermin. Their might be some mistakes, but I really don't care because I'm proud of this!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Complete
Into the West by Lady in black reviews
Two-shot. Frodo sails west and thinks about the things he has lost and others that he was forced to leave behind. Frodo's POV.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Frodo B. - Complete
Martin by Remawerth reviews
Many thoughts occupy a Warrior in his final hours. Oneshot.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Martin the Warrior - Complete
Strike the Bell by Ariyah reviews
"Here stand I, Jadis, the last but true queen. Here I will stay, if for a thousand years, till there come a day I am wakened. Here stand you, pilgrim. Break the spell. Strike the bell." By Ariel of Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Portal: For Science by iammemyself reviews
A different take on what drives GLaDOS to test. Is she in control, or is there something else at work? Kind of a thought experiment.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2013 - GLaDOS - Complete
Portal: Role Model by iammemyself reviews
Sometimes you don't know what you want until it's too late to ask for it. A Wheatley introspective sort of fic. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Wheatley - Complete
Portal: The Tragedy of Perfection by iammemyself reviews
A short fic about what GLaDOS might've been thinking about testing pre-Portal. Maybe she really did want what was best...
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - GLaDOS - Complete
Screaming with Laughter by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
When Jonathan Crane crosses paths with Joker, The Clown Prince takes it upon himself to teach The Master of Fear an unforgettable-and painful-lesson in laughter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2013 - The Joker, Two-Face, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Nessarose's Last Thoughts and Words by fri13girl reviews
A one-shot on what Nessarose might have been thinking as she was being crushed by Dorothy's house.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Nessarose T. - Complete
A Wraith Like Them by Raining Silver reviews
The famous incident with the Nazgûl at Weathertop from 'The Fellowship of the Ring' told through the eyes of Frodo Baggins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Frodo B., Nazgul
Serenity by G.A. AnimeFan4 reviews
She belongs nowhere. She does not belong in the beauty of StarClan. She does not belong in the horrors of the Dark Forest. She simply cannot return and haunt the lake. So...where does she belong?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Hollyleaf, Fallen Leaves] - Complete
A Midsummer Night's DreamParody by bonesbuffyangelfan
My English teacher gave us an assignment to make up a parody from A Midsummer Night's Dream, and I thought I should share it.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Brave New World: Death is Good by Dreams of Florence reviews
John's final thoughts.
Brave New World - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Screwtape on the Other Four by Violets and Lilies reviews
In which Screwtape advises the demons attached to Digory, Polly, Eustace and Jill. A companion piece to "Screwtape on the Pevensies". A prequel and a sequel.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
Ravenwing by Nycro Shears reviews
You can wish for a lot of things. Many wish to grow old and die, but none want to grow old and die alone.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Ravenpaw - Complete
Group Therapy by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Group therapy in Arkham Asylum was never a dull event-but when an incarcerated Dr. Crane presides over a session, the results are predictably catastrophic. Inspired by a prompt from Tumblr.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker, Two-Face, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Lord of the Phones by Gigigue reviews
Frodo inherits the one iPhone and goes on an epic quest to destroy it. Until all the readers realize that it's not so epic. In fact, it's downright stupid. Well, maybe not quite that far. Let's just say, insane, wacko, bizarre, weirdness. If you read, beware of mind-blowing oddity. And crazy parodies of life. That works. Yeah, now read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 36,566 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Gollum by pianobookspolitics reviews
Thief. Liar. Murderer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Gollum, Smeagol - Complete
Pteridophyta by Sugary Snicket reviews
Poison Ivy muses. Just a short little descriptive piece. :)
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Poison Ivy - Complete
Sweet Ophelia by HaKeD
Set after the Get thee to a nunnery scene Hamlet reflects on his feelings about Ophelia. Does he love her or not?
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Complete
Why Should I Run? by Hi10000000 reviews
BloodClan. As an unnamed she-cat runs from the wrath of Scourge, she asks herself: why should I run? DISCLAIMER: ERIN HUNTER OWNS WARRIORS.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Judgement by Hi10000000 reviews
All woodlanders are good. All vermin are evil. Everyone knows that. But is it just? One ferret's thoughts of this prejudice.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Trap, hidden in dreams by Hi10000000 reviews
One night, as they drift to sleep, two kits dream of a strange place. There, a stranger is waiting for them, a stranger with a story. Rated T because of bloody stuff and insanity.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Mapleshade - Complete
Firestar Goes Power Crazy by Sir Wilda Skye reviews
After experiencing an unrelated dream, Firestar starts abusing his power, making ThunderClan unhappy. Rate and review and all that. Rated T for minor sexual themes in chapter 7.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Firestar - Complete
Screwtape on the Pevensies by Violets and Lilies reviews
The Pevensies have just come back from their first trip to Narnia and there are four demons who need Screwtape's advice on handling their considerably changed "patients".
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
To My Companion by jigglysinger reviews
A piece to those who have guided us.
Journey - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Almost At The End by MonochromePrism reviews
Reliving your final moments in the hazardous snow blizzard, some things to be thought about cross your mind... One-Shot. Short fic.
Journey - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Complete
To All Who Wander Beneath The Starry Skies by Lightflame The Warrior reviews
The 10th Anniversary of Warriors is today. This is just a little something to celebrate it.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Firestar, Rock - Complete
My Final Sacrifice by Leafkit1 reviews
My take on Ashfur's final days leading up to the Gathering. Was Ashfur really the cat who wanted to reveal such a terrible secret? Or was he really suffering more than any cat would ever imagine? Ashfur made a mistake, but he couldn't take it back. And what he did was his final sacrifice. - Ashfur's POV.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Ashfur, Squirrelflight - Complete
Do Not Pity Me by Axelgirl14 reviews
Do not pity me, for I was born for this. *Game Spoilers Inside* Rated T for one mild swear word.
Journey - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Complete
I Am Waiting For You by jesusfreakauthorgirl17 reviews
A quick note from God, reminding you how much He loves you and wants you to accept Him.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
In Honorem Cecidit by Fb-PHE13 reviews
Mallory Rodriguez. Crippled fourth grader at Sandy Hook Elementary who reads Warriors to get away from reality, wishing it was true, but her innocence could not save her on that day.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Cinderpelt - Complete
A Narnian Christmas Carol by WillowDryad reviews
Susan has convinced herself that Narnia and Aslan were only make believe. But can the visits of the spirits from her past get her to see the truth she has denied?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Abriged Guide to Original Female Characters by Wingtip reviews
An easy-to-use guide to avoiding the most hated of characters, the Mary Sue. Disclaimer: I can lead a horse to water, but I can't make it drink; I can give you this advice, but it doesn't automatically cure you of all M-Sues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
100 Things to Not Do in ThunderClan by Tara Terra reviews
Never do these.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012
The Cloud that Swallowed the Stars by Lightning of the West reviews
They've taken everything away from me. My Clan, my friends, but most importantly my mate. They've caused me ruin and because of it I will not rest until I have destroyed every last one of them.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,516 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Puck's story by ExperienceComesFromBadJudgment reviews
Puck's story from his point of view in the play A Midsummer Night's Dream. A story I wrote for an assignment in class
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
Tom Bombadil and the Four Travellers by dreamflower02 reviews
A well-known encounter, cast into verse. Written for Marigold's Challenge #27.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Frodo B. - Complete
Sessions with Madness by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
An interview with Dr. Crane is never simple.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Das Korn war golden by Gigantisch Romantisch reviews
Kunze offered only eight lines for the audience to figure out how Krolock's first kill went, so I thought I'd expand on it.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Graf von Krolock - Complete
The Death of the Scarlet Pimpernel by AlpineSheep reviews
What if Chauvelin actually succeeded in killing Sir Percy? Would he be as satisfied as he thinks he will? Character study on Chauvelin. Rated for brief mild language, and some action violence.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Then There Was One by Mr. Quinnt reviews
I was just playing the game when this came to mind, so I just dropped it and typed this up. Please review: Good reviews, Bad reviews. All are welcome. One shot, After all, He's the only one left...
Journey - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Don't Run by TortureMegan reviews
Internal thoughts of one of Blackavar's guards during an unspecified time period.
Watership Down - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Requiem for a Dream:the Teller of Tales by Mychele O'Carrik of Clonmel reviews
This is a memorial to the late James Brian Jacques, who died of anureism in his aorta on Feb. 5 2011. This is through the POV of his lesser known but amazing series Castaways of the Flying Dutchman. Please read and commemorate the timeless dreams he wove and the tales the told, but more than that, to honor this remarkable man.
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Complete
Our Journey by TheWordMasterofFiction reviews
I never thought I would meet someone out here in the desert, but together we embarked on a journey that would change both of our lives forever...
Journey - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
Journey: Beyond the Light by Dreams of Florence reviews
What happens after you reach the light?
Journey - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
Why Hufflepuffs are Secretly Awesome by LunaRowena reviews
Everyone knows that Albus Severus Potter is afraid of winding up in Slytherin instead of Gryffindor. But what if he doesn't wind up in either? What if he winds up in... Hufflepuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Albus S. P.
Redemption by Amber342 reviews
I had loved no one but her. I had hated no one but her. I had killed no one but her. I feared no one… but myself.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,166 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
Echos in The Dark by Wolfgrowl reviews
An echo, a reflection, you can convince yourself that it's another cat. But in the end, you're looking at yourself. Written for The Forest Challenge.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
The Clown In The Moonlight by Sugary Snicket reviews
"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Cheney Sr. Poem experimental , one-shot. No pairings.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Tell Me More by BluePeople reviews
The Count is finally ready to talk about what's wrong. This is a dialog between vK and his therapist - and it's not that cracky, believe it or not.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Graf von Krolock - Complete
A Writer's Guide To: Making a Hunger Games Tribute by Wayward Magyar reviews
Have you ever stumbled upon a terrible tribute? Do you want to make your own tribute for the Hunger Games, but aren't sure where to start? Want to make a few changes or check your existing tribute? Stop inside and find out what makes a good tribute!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Other tributes
A guide to naming your tributes by Saltey reviews
Been working on this a while and wanted to share it, it's a little 'cheat sheet' I put together to help with naming characters from the hunger games universe. Please R and R. x
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Other tributes
The Best of Me by 4RAINYNITE reviews
Dinah and C.B. have lunch together, nothing special just to friends who care about each other... ALOT.Songfic The Best of Me.
Starlight Express - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Firestar's Actual Nine Lives by Skystar of SkyClan reviews
My first story of Warriors. It is about Firestar's 9 lives and how he actually lost them. THE FINAL CHAPTER! *Drum-rolls*
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Firestar - Complete
Waiting for Puck by Drink War reviews
Nothing is wasted while waiting for Puck.
A Midsummer's Night Dream - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
Burn by Queen reviews
It should be a pleasure to burn it all, an honor.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Clones - Complete
The Melancholy of Graystripe the Warrior by Lightning of the West reviews
Welcome to the tragic tale of a cat who thought that some small slice of his poor existence deserved a fraction of happiness. This is the story of Graystripe; a tom who loved and lost, and wallowed in his own self pity as the world listened on. *9/9/13 Edit: formerly known as, And the World Listened 19, apart of a competition by Scarheart of DarkClan*
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Graystripe - Complete
Silence by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
They consider silence and isolation to be punishment. They are wrong. It is a reward. One-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - J. Crane - Complete
Tiger and Tigger by katzsoa reviews
When Shere Khan meets Tigger, only hilarity-and confusion-can ensue! Relatively random oneshot.
Crossover - Winnie-the-Pooh & Jungle Book - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Shere Khan - Complete
Everything Wrong With Twilight by actressen reviews
Warning: there be bashing and ranting ahead. Rated for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
The Joker's Guide to Arkham Asylum by KNO3 reviews
All you ever wanted to know and more about surviving in the world's finest nuthouse! Step right up as your good buddy JOKER explains everything about life in Arkham. FLUFF
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Joker
S H A T T E R E D by Prin Pardus reviews
Shards come together to form a whole, cats come together to create a Clan, lives come together to form a story.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 339,900 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Wormwood's New Patient by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
Wormwood needs advice about a new patient from his uncle Screwtape, but that patient happens to be...Frodo Baggins. How might demons use the One Ring to "win over" a poor hobbit?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Screwtape Letters - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Frodo B., Screwtape, Wormwood - Complete
A Hunger Games Guide To a Mary Sue by Stormbrewer reviews
Yes, this is a guide to help your OC to steer clear of being a Mary Sue. R&R, if you dare.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
How to Spend Eternity by graceofnight reviews
A series of oneshots based on the Austrian musical Tanz der Vampire and the 1967 film Fearless Vampire Killers.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/8/2009
Limits by Elisabeth Harker reviews
Becoming a vampire frees Alfred of many of his personal limits, but there are still some left
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Alfred, Sarah
Dreams we don't Dare to Seek by Elisabeth Harker
How would Sarah and Alfred's relationship have progressed, had Krolock never invited Sarah to the ball? AU.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Alfred, Sarah
The Truth About Warriors by Daydreamer897 reviews
A deeper look into the minds and secrets of the Warriors cats. You might be surprised what you find... Rated T for safety.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,813 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2009
Christmas, 1725 by BluePeople reviews
My take on the pastor's daughter. It'll be four chapters - not a crazy epic like that last thing I posted.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Graf von Krolock
The Devil's Promenade by Lady of Pride reviews
Silently, he screams.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Alfred, Herbert - Complete
The Dos and Don'ts of Writing a Realistic OC by PottedLilies reviews
A guide to keep your OCs from becoming Mary Sues. Includes name, appearance, background, personality, and examples. Based in both Marauders' and Harry's eras. Slightly sarcastic at times, no offence meant. All reviews/suggestions welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/26/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Reflect this light by UnluckyAmulet reviews
Twenty Truths on the enigma of Severus Snape, ranging from dark to light, to expected and unexpected. Which is, in itself, Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Change by fallenjedipadawan reviews
Written for the fall prompt change. Poetry.
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Missing Letter by Ember Nickel reviews
"There weren't ever beginnings, were there?" Lipogram on A.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Little Hints by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Give Us This by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
Rosencrantz is melancholy and philosophical. Guildenstern hypothesizes as to the nature of their situation. Rosencrantz forgets what they were talking about.
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Complete
What the Sorting Hat Said by Bittersweet x reviews
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Prophecy by Dreamsand reviews
Count von Krolock captures a glimpse of the future. Oneshot.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Graf von Krolock, Sarah - Complete
We Prosper by Morgaine Le Faye reviews
In the woods, we lost them; to madly running dogs and lendri with blood-red lips, to hungrily rushing water and the echoing, deafening silence of paralyzing fear that stole the air from our lungs." -- Hazel gives a speech.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
When He Calls Your Name by Morgaine Le Faye reviews
“It’s the strangest… thing… Hazel. The edges are all blurred, and getting darker, but it’s crystal clear. I can’t make sense of it. …Maybe there’s nothing to see…” A short dialogue between Fiver and Hazel, set several years after the events of the book.
Watership Down - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
The Mossflower Mary Sue Showdown by Oreramar reviews
The Sues are back! This show brought to you by Kalyn the squirrel and Aelin the otter. This time: the cliches pile up and there's trouble underground. Last time: it's squirrel vs. squirrel times two , and there's plotting in the shadows.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,759 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
Tigerstar's Redemption by Prin Pardus reviews
StarClan has trusted Tigerstar to be reborn, without any memories of his old life. But when his past lives create a scheme not even StarClan knows of, what path will Tigerkit choose? Ambition, or loyalty?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 98,350 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Tigerstar - Complete
Last Chance to Breathe by Pinefur reviews
More oneshots on cat's deaths. Each chapter is from a cat's point of view before it dies. What were they thinking? Did they regret what they had done? Look up at the sky, and take a last breath. A last chance to live. ...Not on haitus. Sort of.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,166 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/25/2007
The Adder by Prin Pardus reviews
To the other apprentices of ThunderClan, Ravenpaw catching the adder was just luck. But, what if it was more to Ravenpaw? What if that single event helped shape the course of the rest of his life? Oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Ravenpaw - Complete
The Dance of Wild Hearts by Theilian reviews
A little collection of snapshots; a celebration of beauty and darkness and all things vampire.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Just a Ghost Story by Castaway5 reviews
It was night, and they were there. Why not tell them the tale? Besides, they had food. Written for the Castaway's Kingdom October prompt, Ghosts.
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Box Five by Sugary Snicket reviews
A young woman visits the opera and gets quite a scare, courtesy of the Opera Ghost... Short Story, Oc, First Person, no pairings.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Erik - Complete
Krolock's letter by Lila75 reviews
A little scribble about Graf von Krolock's feelings - and a possible explanation why he "disappears" and can't be seen in the finale - something that's always bugged me. This is based on Mathias Edenborn's interpretation of von Krolock in Berlin.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2009
Emerald Fire by Castaway5 reviews
Neb gasped as he realized what he held in his hand. An emerald. Written for the Castaway's Kingdom writing prompt.
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Trapped by kusch reviews
They had locked their fates in a metal box and swallowed the key, and so carelessly. If only they had looked before they leapt. -- Guil assesses their situation. oneshot
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
40 Ways by miss sophie potter reviews
A series of ways to annoy the organizations or people from Harry Potter. Starts with the Order. Rated T for some inneundo and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
The Uniniatiated's Guide to HP Fanfiction by Fitful reviews
A Guide to Reading Harry Potter Fanfiction. I had it on one of my live journals but apparently no one ever read it there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Footnotes by Oreramar reviews
These short stories are the footnotes of the legends of Mossflower Wood. They run the gambit from silly, to serious, to speculative. So when you need a break from all of those epic adventures, here is a place for you.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Rebirth by sick-atxxheart reviews
Voldemort's rebirth in Goblet of Fire, from his point of view. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Intelligent by Wicked.Essence reviews
This songfic is based on off "Popular", but this time it's Elphaba's turn to teach Galinda the ways of the...not so popular.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
A Deep Thought by Castaway5 reviews
What are stars? Set in the 1800's, both Ben and Ned's answer on the topic. Oneshot.
Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
The First Law of the Mithlantil by EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Duty and Desire by BrighidOTheShire reviews
A chance encounter between Grima and Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
101 Things I Won't Do If Dealing With The Joker by Sugary Snicket reviews
NOTE: THIS is the ORIGINAL 101 Things Joker fic. The copy over in the Comics section of FFN is a copy that someone else uploaded and I am allowing it to exist. Once again, the issue has been taken care of, so do not R&R this fic just to say it's not mine.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Putting the Smile Back On by T-c3 reviews
The Joker is forced to speak with a counselor once a week, but this time she has a gift to help motivate him to cooperate.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Finding Aslan by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
Empty. Lonely. Homesick. Peter isn't sure what to think on the trainride back to school after the adventures of PC. But a stranger on the train will show him the truth that he needs in his moment of despair. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Return of the Jedi: Choose Your Own Adventure by Mina1 reviews
The confrontation on the second Death Star could have ended any number of ways. Join ROTJ as Luke meets Palpatine and see where different choices at different times might have driven Luke, Vader and Palpatine. You control their destiny, so choose wisely.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,414 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by Sugary Snicket reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Medication by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
The Joker has no love for medication. Short scene.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - The Joker - Complete
Thinking Outside the Panel by PineappleGrenade reviews
Batman and Joker discuss life as comic book characters.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - The Joker - Complete
In the Heavenly Throneroom: Before the World Began by Fizzing-Whizbee-nz reviews
God didn't just create the world, he planned everything out in detail. here is my idea of a conversation that could have taken place just before the world was made.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Jellicle Cats stay here Tonight by Sirius Blaak reviews
Old Deuteronomy has kept the rumored 'Jellicle Secret' to himself ever since he took up the post of leader. Now, however, he must disclose this secret in order to keep the cats safe. But how will our furry friends react when Old D drops the bomb?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007
Life In a Box by Melannen Halfelven reviews
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. A senseless parody.... pure foolishness. Life Cereal.... in a box! R&R
Tom Stoppard - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Wrong Side Wrong Track by Phoenix of Faith reviews
Starlight Express: CB, Greaseball and Electra got away with sabotaging the Uphill Final for Rusty, but what if the Marshals had found out that CB was to blame?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
PPC: The long way: The ten walkers by meekerbeeker reviews
Assassins Sarah and Alana go after an angsty, attention craving Slytherin witch with a penchant for screwing up both the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings continuums. And when the title isn't even capitalised... they know they're in for it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007
Measure Of Madness by BiteMeTechie reviews
What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - The Joker - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker by Twilight Scribe reviews
Doing business with the Joker is dangerous. It's vital to have just the right thing to close the deal. Who would have guessed the Clown Prince loves bath toys?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Renfield's Insanity by MirrorofDarknessFlame reviews
A monologue from the POV of Renfield. Renfield struggles against his 'trance' to sort himself out. Rated T to be safe. Sort of confusing, as it is complete insanity.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
PPC: An Elf's Love by meekerbeeker reviews
PPC Agents Sarah and Alana are out to kill Rose, a Mary Sue with a ridiculously tragic past, a pet tiger, a prophesy, and special 'Sun Child' powers. How long will they hold out before they strangle her perfect, lovely neck?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Come In by Twinings reviews
I thought watching Batman take down the Joker one night was the most fun I would ever have at work. Boy howdy, was I wrong.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,498 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
The Fate of Mary Sue by faramiriel reviews
The title says it all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Legolas - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Cats by Ekwy reviews
At THIS school, you get to learn about important things that you have to know to write CATS based fanfiction. Who are the teachers? The characters themselves, of course! A Miss Cam approved spinoff. Chap. 33 up.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,825 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Renfield by The Smiling Shadow reviews
He walks the line of life and death and stands upon the edge of madness. He is the Slave of Dracula, the eater of rats, the keeper of lives. It's foolish to believe that the slave of a Vampire was himself not a Vampire. The Life Story of Renfield.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006
Interview With The Red Caboose by Tumblepatch reviews
Ok, really random, but anyway! Find out a few little, random facts about C.B.Once again, you might wanna've seen Starlight Express first! Disclaimer: I DON'T own StEx!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Echoes of Tomorrow by Andi Horton reviews
Susan centric oneshot. A few months after the train crash, Susan spends a night coming to terms with what she has lost.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Captain Hook and the Mary Sue by Salomedancing reviews
Just for fun. No live Mary Sue suffered while this fic was written.
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Complete
The Council of Legolas by Authoressinhiding reviews
Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, and company capture a MSwriter. Chaos ensues. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Four Redwall Parodies by saber-otter reviews
Another parody added after more than a year of silence! Now in addition to your standard Redwall, Salamandastron, and Slave Parodies, prepare to watch the Revenge Tale be mocked as well!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004
How To Speak Like Bucko Bigbones by biacebaolck reviews
You are in a mysterious realm, where imaginary characters come to life, Bucko Bigbones is there to greet you and he'll show you how to speak just like him. Flames accepted and laughed at.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Complete
Cats: The Musical in Ten Minutes by Mystitat reviews
I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Painful Remembrance by BreathingFlames reviews
Vader remembers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Confused Cats by Ekwy reviews
UPDATED: The gorgeous lavender coloured queen Nituna and her human Darlene are up to no good, and our Agents are faced with their most challenging task yet... Part II up.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,009 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Obi-Wan K.
BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Boromir
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
PPC: Linde by meekerbeeker reviews
Assassins Sarah and Alana of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are assigned their first Mary Sue as partners. They must track and kill Linde, the illegitimate, irritatingly perfect daughter of Elrond. Rated for language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Darkest Destiny by Julie Horwitz reviews
Anakin Skywalker, now Darth Vader, looks back upon his life.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Back to Before by oXShadowXo reviews
As he stands above the remains of the Jedi Temple, Lord Vader looks back at his life, and he asks himself, if he had the choice, would he go back?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker
A Trophy, Nothing More by solojones reviews
After killing Obi-Wan Kenobi in 'A New Hope', Darth Vader takes a moment to reflect on what he's done. Vignette, one post.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Reflection by vader-incarnate reviews
A reflection on hatred. What does Lord Vader hate most in the galaxy?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Darth Vader - Complete
The Death of the Warrior by saber-otter reviews
A short, one-shot story about the death of the aged Martin, tying in details from some of the books on the subject. Please read!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
The Dead in the Marshes by Daethule reviews
The Dead in the Dead Marshes are more than just faces. They have their own stories. One shot. What Frodo sees when he falls in.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Frodo B. - Complete
Two Sides To Every Story by Lady Storm reviews
A Redwall parody of Mary Sues. Chapter 8 up - Shrews ain't all dat!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004
Redwall Song Parodies by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
Random songs redwallized into Redwall lyrics. Chapters 5 to 10 are Christmas songs I did last year for the holiday season. Other than those, they're all pretty much random songs I did when the mood took me.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 9/26/2003
Tears by Silverfyshxin reviews
[One-shot]We know three of the monarchs from Narnia's Golden age passed into the True Narnia. But what of the last queen? The one who was left behind.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Complete
Yoda's Grammar Lessons by Sanae reviews
ObiWan's legendary patience is about to be tested by Jedi Master Yoda and the outcome isn't going to be pretty...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
PPC: Mossflower Division by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
(INCOMPLETE)(Updated 7-03-04) You have often heard of the horrifying creature called the Mary-Sue, and how not even the strongest beast in Mossflower may resist her wiles. We, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have made it our quest to destroy her...
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,029 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
Pearl Tears by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
Grath watches an ocean storm...and remembers the Tears of All Oceans and how she lost everything because of them.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/26/2004
No Regrets by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
One-shot fic of Felldoh's last thoughts. Rating is for battle , nothing else. Please R and R, it's my first time with angst
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
Redwall Theatrical Trailers by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
NEW! Check out the new MtW trailer! If Redwall books were movies, not the cartoon, this is what the theatrical trailers should look like. I'll try to get as many up as I can and feedback and suggestions are greatly appreciated!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003
Canon vs Mary Sue by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
My personal Mary-Sue bash. Redwall characters are forced to read the dreaded Mary Sues. What do they think?
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2004
The Prophecy by Jintsuri
StEx- Well, the catagory doesn't fit too well, but hey... The story of an Alien girl, a Starlight actor-nope, sorry, no romance, and the end of the world.
Starlight Express - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
In Biology by Jintsuri reviews
The train of thought has been derailed... At least, in my mind... A Starlight Express fan fic
Starlight Express - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Complete
Redwall Poems dramatized by Warriormaid 3000 reviews
Kind of like my theatrical trailers. I've dramatized Redwall poems.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
PPC: The HP Series by Myf-and-Mag reviews
We are the few, the proud, the purists, the PPC. The Protectors of Plot Continuum enter the world of Harry Potter with one goal: no Mary Sue is to be left alive...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2003
His Father's Eyes by vader-incarnate reviews
A father reflects on his child. Just a short little fatherson cuteness fic. Only drama because there's no sweetness category. grins Another response to a challenge on fanfic boards.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Complete
Pure Starlight Express Drabble by Saffirejewl reviews
Drabble.. just plain and simple... the story of Flat Top's Brick
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2002
Life's Not Fair so says Maccy! by JestaAriadne reviews
CATSfic. It's high time Macavity and I had a chat... crazyfic!
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Complete
Another Short Story about Munk & Dem& Macavity too by JestaAriadne reviews
CATS fic. You could say this is a sweet little piece about how love conquers all. You'd be telling a total lie. Contains one sibling rivralry I GUARANTEE you won't have expected.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Macavity, Munkustrap, Demeter - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 193 - Published: 1/8/2002
No Reprise by howsentimental reviews
Tantomile wanted to be an individual, but everything comes with a price....
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2001 - Complete
And He Never Knew by howsentimental reviews
What happens when attraction goes too far?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2001 - Complete
Apologies by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
A letter of apology to Grizabella....I'm not really sure if this is considered angst or not, but I didn't know what else to put it under.
Cats - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2001 - Grizabella, Jennyanydots - Complete
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What You Desire reviews
They both have secret longings of what they might have, but they both know the price. No slash, I promise!
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25 - Graf von Krolock, Professor Abronsius - Complete
Dream of Immortality reviews
His inner struggle just won't leave him alone, all thanks to one conversation. No slash.
Tanz der Vampire - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1 - Graf von Krolock, Sarah, Alfred
On The Rails reviews
A bunch of one-shots featuring various characters. Some stories are connected and others aren't, some are based off scenes from the musical and others are my own imagination.
Starlight Express - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 1/8
We Need To Talk reviews
The Jellicles have captured a Sue author, and they want to give her an unforgettable lesson. Ideas are very much appreciated.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2014
Philosophy of Fear reviews
An explanation about the reasons behind Scarecrow's motives, from the mouth of Scarecrow himself.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Core reviews
My thoughts as a poem after reading the first book.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Complete
Unseen Master reviews
A short one-shot about a character that remains unseen throughout the whole musical.
Starlight Express - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
A story I was told that gives a new, personal meaning to the crucifixion.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014
Iconoclasm reviews
The thoughts of Watcher X concerning his first mental visit to the Agent.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Imperial A. - Complete
Mercy for the Merciless reviews
Barabbas was the scum of the earth, worthy of death. But he received something much different.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Jesus - Complete
Praise The Holy One reviews
This is a poem/hymn I wrote one night before I went through an important leg surgery the day after. May God bless you, reader.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Complete
Come Away reviews
A drabble about Susan's passing into Heaven. Sequel to Believe in Me.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete
A Warrior's Legacy reviews
The death of Redwall's greatest Warrior, Martin.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Martin the Warrior - Complete
Varanat Augas, Fatoft Pros reviews
We are nearing our goal. The Ring is close. We sense it. Our prey has fled, but we will catch them. We will win tonight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Frodo B., Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Believe In Me reviews
I can hardly believe they're gone, my siblings who believed in that imaginary Narnia. I had thought I had convinced myself that it wasn't real, but the dream tells me otherwise, and now I'm not sure I even believe myself.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete