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Joined 09-30-12, id: 4283006, Profile Updated: 12-08-15
Author has written 11 stories for One Piece, Being Human, Hobbit, and Almighty Johnsons.

- Hel isn't my real name, but you should call me that.

- 26

- Italian.

OTP: Zosan/Sanzo.

TV Shows: One Piece, Game Of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Misfits (Series 1-2), Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, The Almighty Johnsons, Being Human UK, Queer as Folk USA, Perception, Vicious, Black Sails, Spaced, Supernatural Will & Grace, My Wife and The Kids, Grey’s Anatomy (series 1 to 7), Friends, Fame, Viva la Bam!, Jackass.

Music: Avenged Sevenfold, H.I.M., Motley Crue, Reckless Love, Falling in Reverse, Wednesday 13, Murderdolls, Avatar, The Darkness, Nightwish, Turisas, The Used, Epica, Versailles, Good Charlotte (Their old stuff), Hardcore Superstar, Within Temptation, Escape The Fate (Ronnie era), My Chemical Romance (Only the first 2 albums), Negative, Crashdiet (Dave and Olli era), Aiden, From First To Last (Sonny era), Hell or Highwater, Queen, The 69 eyes, The Rasmus, Poison, Steel Panther, Skid Row, Def Leppard, Europe, Aerosmith, Journey.

If you read something, please leave a review, I tend to get extremely unmotivated if no one reviews my work, I need to know if it's worth to be keeping it up or not!

My multifandom tumblr: missaristocrat

My One Piece tumblr: marimoyaro

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One Feed by zosanlaw reviews
A fic created on the ideas adapted from BuzzFeed on YouTube. A weird idea, now turning into an experiment... How's it going to affect the lives of our dearest YouTubers? Collab work with ThirdtotheLeft. ZoSan, NaVi, AceBonney.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/13
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Virgin Prince by TurtleFriedRice reviews
On the internet, Sanji could be whoever he wanted and do whatever he pleased on his webcam for his audience. He only wished they'd given him a better name than this.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,871 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Sanji, Zoro]
Tumblr Fame by BlackBarBooks reviews
Prompt: Zoro fap said: "someone write an au where a picture of sanji in drag becomes tumblr famous" -IS THAT A PROMPT? I'D SAY IT IS! IT SMELLS LIKE A PROMPT TO ME. Have a fic. ZoSan. rated M.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,325 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
Always Use Protection by TurtleFriedRice reviews
No one is really safe from the abnormalities of the Grand Line. Zosan, Yaoi, Language, MPREG.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,995 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Sanji, Zoro] - Complete
My Princess by xpiester333x reviews
A short NamixVivi drabble where the two ladies make the most of having a separate bedroom from the boys.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Nami, Vivi - Complete
Misunderstanding by BlackBarBooks reviews
Written for a prompt by masteryoshi88 on tumblr. "Zoro is thinking Sanji is getting too close to Law." (Bonus points if you some how up LawLu in it.) ZoSan. May contain trace amount of LawLu if you look hard enough.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Zoro, Sanji, T. Law - Complete
Brother Stand Beside Me by Lilja Rainheart reviews
I've found I always liked the parts in my stories most where Fíli and Kíli are still quite young... so I decided to write a short story/drabble series with that. Fíli/Kíli. This story contains sibling incest; don't like, don't read. Part 6 - In which Thorin sings a song
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
The Beast Inside by Ketunpentu reviews
Mitchell never wanted to hurt Anders, but he ended up doing so anyway. TW suicidal thoughts.
Crossover - Being Human & Almighty Johnsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anders J./Bragi - Complete
Confessions, Trust and Thrusts by Seven-Bridges reviews
After two years of hard training and hell, Zoro and Sanji finally deepen their relationship. ZoSan, Warning for explicit sex and very light bondage!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Shut up and sleep by KusoCookInHel reviews
Dean has never really been scared of nightmares, but after a particular one, he just can't sleep alone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Pervert by ChibiKanakoNyu reviews
Lust is like a flame, it can burn you alive. And once it reaches your core, you will keep crawling back on hands and knees for more. Something Zoro has to learn the hard way... An AU oneshot inspired by Tiziano Ferro's "Perverso", for GeckoMoriaShadowLord.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
About fights and reconciliations by Ferowyn reviews
Prompt: 5 times Fili and Kili fought over something meaningful and ended up sulking and one time they fought over something stupid and ended up striking up a relationship WARNING: Incest
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] - Complete
Faccende in sospeso by KusoCookInHel reviews
AU. Zoro è un ragazzo riservato e solitario per natura, ma un giorno incontra Sanji. E Sanji... Beh, Sanji è un fantasma. Sembra impossibile, ma questo incontro porterà ad un'amicizia speciale. E magari... a qualcosa di più che Zoro non si sarebbe mai aspettato di provare. ZoSan. Ma ci sarà qualche sorpresa... Rated: T per ora, ma potrebbe variare in futuro.
One Piece - Rated: T - Italian - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Zoro, Sanji
A Day With Mr Baggins by Harlequin Sequins reviews
Bilbo Baggins had finally admitted defeat when it came to understanding the peculiar behaviors of dwarves. Friendship, feelings, and an extra helping of AU.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Sword Plus by WhiteGloves reviews
Sanji went missing in an Island and didn't return even after the log pose set. When he was found by their least expected member, Zoro, an unexpected turn of events set the two farther from each other. Will they be reunited as nakama? /YAOI/
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Stardust Dancers by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Erebor is won and everyone lives; in a kingdom they were told they would never see and everything is going to be perfect now. Except it's not. Because Thorin and Dis tell them that their little romance has to stop. They cannot be together.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] Thorin, Dís - Complete
And all the what-ifs by Ferowyn reviews
What if you could go back in time, and relive one day, one hour, one moment? What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better? WARNING: Incest
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Dirty Talk by Ferowyn reviews
Bilbo walks in on Fili and Kili who are having a very informative conversation.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Dear Zoro by New Neon reviews
Inspired by a letter found on the dear one piece tumblr from Perona to Zoro. One shot
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Blood on my hands by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Fili/Kili: Kili walks in on Fili in bed with someone else. He's absolutely shattered and immediately storms out of the room. However, Fili was actually being raped, and Kili didn't realize it WARNING: Incest, Rape, Violence
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2013 - [Kíli, Fíli] - Complete
A King that is not yet King by St.Alya reviews
His braids showed to whoever wanted to see that he was having a forbidden love affair. Kili's lack of braids concealed their resignation to family and duty.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Linguistic mysteries by St.Alya reviews
Bilbo discovers that he is a curious hobbit after all. It's not his fault that dwarves have a secret language and that Fili and Kili use it all the time. In his defense, he didn't know it would be something so private.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Muffled by WordsintheFrost reviews
Honestly, how do you miss a group of trolls stroll on by and take a couple of horses?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Brothers fight And reconcile by St.Alya reviews
It was natural among siblings. Fighting and reconciling. As the years go by, however, Dis gets worried that her sons are a bit too intense when apologizing to each other.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Argument by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Fili and Kili never fight, well, almost. When there is something strong enough to provoke a serious fight between the two it always ends up a big and loud and terrible and everyone suffers. WARNING: Incest
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Kíli, Fíli] - Complete
The Gift of Knowing You by Seven-Bridges reviews
Good presents are hard to find. When even jealousy enters the equation, will Zoro and Sanji get the Christmas they deserve? (Storyform of a ZoSan doujinshi collab, read description for more information)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
24-hour Spell by Arden Tenjou reviews
Sanji is given the opportunity to give 10 years of his life for 24-hours of true love. Will he take the bargain? What will be Zoro's reaction? ZoSan, zoroxsanji, zoro x sanji.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Riding by Seven-Bridges reviews
Zoro and Sanji have taken the same train home for months and there has always been this weird tension between them. What will happen when Zoro has to take the blonde home one day? AU, ZoSan, WARNING: explicit sex
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Suit up! by Seven-Bridges reviews
Five years after Luffy has become the pirate king, Sanji finally sees Zoro again. How will he react? Zoro/Sanji
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Danse de l'Amour by Resacon1990 reviews
Truth be told, Luffy strange idea of a dance party in the middle of a pub they'd all trekked down to for the purpose of celebrating another victory of some sort - Zoro had lost count of what they were all for, something about multiple marines mixed with an overly adventurous Luffy - had originally made Zoro want to puke.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Delivery Boy by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,863 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
All Soul's Night by NarcissisticNinny reviews
Things take a different turn one night after their usual hangouts. Utter Zoro/Ace/Sanji PWP. Followed by Zoro/Sanji/Zoro PWP. That's how I roll.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Envy vs Jealousy by Seven-Bridges reviews
Summer, bikinis, beautiful women... and Sanji hates it. Zoro/Sanji
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
To Go with the Flow by Seven-Bridges reviews
To get rid of his girlfriend, Sanji has to take desperate measures and grabs the first marimo he sees... Zoro/Sanji, rated M to be safe
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
An Unforgettable, Forgotten Night by Seven-Bridges reviews
Prequel to 'A Kiss in the Dark'. After being left by his girlfriend, Sanji seeks comfort in his childhood rival. Zoro/Sanji, explicit sex.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Kiss in the Dark by Seven-Bridges reviews
During a blackout, Sanji got suddenly kissed by an unknown man. Who was it? ZoSan, modern AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,844 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Marks by InvisibleSpork reviews
They only ever do this on days with a full moon. George/Mitchell
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2012 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
Gunning for Angry by mousetrip reviews
Sanji just wanted a bath, a book and a drink.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
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Spit It Out reviews
Zoro and Sanji had known each other since they were just kids and hadn't left each other's side despite their unusual friendship made of fights and rare moments of tenderness. Once they grow up they decide to start a band. They have a dream: going pro. Will they succeed and be able to handle it all? But most of all Will Zoro and Sanji's friendship develop into something more?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 231,737 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Zoro, Sanji
Their Demons reviews
You can try and flee from your demons but they'll always come back knocking at your door, trying to ruin your life and drag you back to rock bottom. Anders and Mitchell both have their demons to fight, will they be able to defeat or at least bury them in a dark pit, where they'll do less damage? - OGAV sequel, WARNINGS: Slash, sex, violence, language.
Crossover - Being Human & Almighty Johnsons - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anders J./Bragi - Complete
OGAV prompt fills reviews
This is a collection prompt fills on the Of Gods and Vampires verse. Mostly domestic moments between Anders and Mitchell. Warnings: Language, sex, violence.
Crossover - Being Human & Almighty Johnsons - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anders J./Bragi
Flowers of Evil reviews
[...] Everything was lost after Lucy betrayed Mitchell, after the box tunnel 20, the vampire had lost all faith in humanity and just didn't care anymore. The only thing he cared about now was chasing his morality and decency away and finally embrace his darkest side all over again, this time for good. [...] WARNINGS: Slash, evil!Mitchell, evil!Anders, language, sex.
Crossover - Being Human & Almighty Johnsons - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anders J./Bragi - Complete
Their Home reviews
Fili and Kili are very fond of the comfort and privacy of their home and leaving to reclaim Erebor means to leave all of that behind, the quest is frightening and Kili tries really hard to bear with the weight of it all until he breaks down and it's Fili's duty to reassure and soothe him like he always does. WARNINGS: Durincest, don't like don't read.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Of Gods and Vampires reviews
They may be different worlds, those of Norse Gods and Vampires, but they have some things in common: Secrecy and anonymity. And what happens when these two worlds come together? John Mitchell and Anders Johnson might have the answers. Warning: Slash, language, sex, violence.
Crossover - Being Human & Almighty Johnsons - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 88,338 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anders J./Bragi - Complete
Thriller Bark's aftermath reviews
[...] things had got slightly awkward between the two of us, after he faced that Shichibukai bastard. I was the only one who knew what had happened – Well, apart from Brook, of course – and we both knew that we weren't going to tell anybody about it, it needed to be kept a secret, it was a matter of honor... And maybe something else, too. [...]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Drained reviews
Zosan Modern AU. Zoro gets back home from work tired as hell and all he wants to do is rest... Until he sees his boyfriend coming out of the bathroom with a pleasant surprise. WARNINGS: Yaoi, graphic sex, language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Le mie mani nelle tue reviews
Tra due amanti, il genere che si ama davvero e si conosce alla perfezione, le parole non servono. A volte bastano pochi sguardi o, come in questa storia, pochi gesti.
One Piece - Rated: M - Italian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Birthday boy Marimo reviews
It is the night before Zoro's birthday, the first birthday he's going to celebrate after the two years separation from his crew... The problem is that he doesn't want to celebrate. Sanji will do his best to change his mind. WARNINGS: Yaoi, graphic sex, language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Segreto pubblico reviews
[...] Credono davvero che nessuno di noi se ne sia mai accorto, sono convinti che nessuno si sia mai fermato un attimo a controllare perché le loro voci ed il rumore delle loro assurde lotte si spegnessero tutto d'un tratto. Sono loro quelli che non si accorgono di nulla all'infuori di loro due, quando sono così vicini, e quando si perdono nei loro baci e sussurri. [...]
One Piece - Rated: K - Italian - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete