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Joined 09-30-12, id: 4283535, Profile Updated: 01-29-13
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Inheritance Cycle.

Hello people of Earth! Here's some basic info on me!

Name: It starts with an S...

Age: I forget. :)

Things I love: my family (and friends!), Harry Potter, horses, writing, horses, animals, baking, horses, my iPod, horses, popcorn, Wicked (the musical), Thai food, sparkles, horses, etc.

Things I hate: bananas, spiders, heat, creepy people, war, puppy mills, etc.

(Any thing not mentioned in the two categories above is somewhere in the middle.)

Phone Number: 202-629-9216

Top Ten Harry Potter Characters:

Voldemort (without him there wouldn't be much of a story!)

Ginny Weasely

Fred and George Weasely (I'm counting them as one person)


Buckbeak (what can I say? I'm an animal lover)

Nmyphadora Tonks (no idea if I spelled that correctly!)

Remus Lupin

Draco Malfoy

Hermione Granger

Sirius Black (don't be racist)

Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Apostolic magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Sooo, that's pretty much it! Pleeeeease read and reveiw my stories! And remember to recycle! Thanks and goodnight everybody!

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170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Could Love Ever Save A Life by QuillsAndInk221 reviews
Harry is abused by the Dursleys. Severus Snape rescues him. Severus and OC. Lots of OCs. Warnings: Sevitus, fluffiness, mouthiness, explicit kissing scenes, many, many layers etc. Don't like, don't read Please reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,419 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
CentiStories by princessmelia reviews
My collection of drabbles. Will be a variety, including bromance, humor, friendship, romance, and angst. No slash, but plenty of bromance to suffice. Chapter 985- Percival's whole village burned before him. (Family)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 985 - Words: 132,472 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Reason to Live - Reason to Fight by nurzubesuch reviews
After being saved from suicide by a mysterious woman, Javert's and Valjean's lives get entangled yet again, becoming part of history against their will. Because there's more behind the barricades than just some angry men. Sometimes things are not quite what they seem to be.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,965 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Valjean, Javert, Cosette, Marius - Complete
Draco Revealed by The only mary potter reviews
Draco has been keeping the fact that he is a veela his entire life. Because of his powers, he could have almost any girl he wanted, but the one girl he does want is strangely oblivious to his powers. At first he thinks that she is too smart to fall for his powers, but it turns out that she too has a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sins of the Youth - His father's Son by nurzubesuch reviews
Digging Jack. Jack the Digger. The dirty Jack. No matter what they call him, it always comes down to gruesome and most of all unsolved crimes. A case from Henry's past, one that Shawn barely remembers, but he's determined to solve it, where Henry couldn't. Only this time he might find a truth that's too hard to bear. One that goes down to the very core of his own soul.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Shawn S., Henry S., Juliet oH. - Complete
The Broken Time Turner and the Mended Time Lord by MayaH7 reviews
The Doctor and Rose find a broken Time Turner in Scotland. When they take it into the TARDIS, it takes them to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Some Doctor/Rose, Ron/Hermione, and other shipping may occur. WARNING: Sexual content in some chapters. Not graphically described.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Hermione G., Albus D.
Indispensable by cityoflosthappiness reviews
"He took a deep breath and pulled back the left sleeve of his white shirt. Hermione flinched, seeing the Dark Mark on his arm. . . Draco grimaced. 'Hermione, You-Know-Who is back. And- he's after you.'" Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Obliviate by Fading to Black reviews
No one knew that Professor Lockhart made Harry do anything but address his fan mail when he had detentions with him. Harry's losing himself. Kind of Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Near or Far, Together or Apart by princessmelia reviews
Merlin doesn't return to Camelot until ten years later. And then he has over a thousand years to wait until he can be reunited with his friends. But not all is lost. This is a story of how Merlin deals with his time alone and his time together with and without his friends over the years.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Amor Aeturna by QuillsAndInk221 reviews
A sweet, short, silly little Drapple tale. My first one so please reveiw! Amor aeturna is Latin for the love immortal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Moth to a Flame by blackveins reviews
- One shot - ... This is a peaceful oneshot about Severus Snape. I find it a peaceful heartfelt read. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Hinny Proposal OneShot by cityoflosthappiness reviews
So, basically Harry proposes to Ginny! : HarryxGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Figment of the Imagination by princessmelia reviews
Azula wasn't the only one seeing visions of their mother. A one-shot where Zuko sees his mother and gains insight about himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Zuko, Ursa - Complete
Facebook! by LarryStylisonandWaldez4life1D reviews
Characters from Sisters Grimm and Percy Jackson are all together on Facebook
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,782 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011
Hello World by LakotaOakenshield07 reviews
Because Snape deserves a happy moment. It's Christmas Eve and Snape is wandering London being bitter as usual. When he happens across a lost little girl with a strong faith, things start to change. Christian-based. Don't like, don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Severus S.
Years Past, Memories Forgotten by princessmelia reviews
What would have happened if Arthur and Merlin had met before Merlin came to Camelot? Here's how I think they might have gotten along as children.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nutella Catastrophe by Paper Coffee Cup reviews
Draco Malfoy finds out out the hard way what happens when you mess with Harry Potters' Nutella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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An Eternity Alone reviews
Saphira banishes her Rider to a far off alcove in order to protect him from the twisted ways of Galbatorix. Eragon lives there for twenty years, until he is approached by the only one who can hope to defeat Alagaƫsia's oppressor: the next Rider. {Title is subject to change.}
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Eragon S., Saphira, OC
Finally Falling reviews
This is the true story of Tom Riddle, before he was Voldemort. He falls in love, only to have it torn away from him. This is how he really became evil. (Bad summary, sorry ;)) Please read and review! Also the first chapter is pretty boring, so please just power through it! :D (Title is subject to change)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Harry Gets Contacts reviews
The title says it all in this story! This is Harry's eye doctor adventure extravaganza! I know it's weird, but please read and review! Five reviews and I will write his friends (and enemies) reactions to Harry's super cool mega foxy awesome hot brand new look! Blondie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P.
Fury of the Fight reviews
Harry Potter died to save his friends. He left without saying goodbye, leaving behind a grieving, screwed up world in the hands of a power hungry tyrant. This is the story of Harry's true love after his death. Ginny does the unthinkable to avenge her lost love. Will it be enough to end Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Ginny W., Voldemort