Halfrobotchicken
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Joined 09-30-12, id: 4283553
Author has written 9 stories for Glee, 100, and Wynonna Earp.
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In Echoes, There Are Other Words I've Said by thefooliam reviews
After Senator Bryan Ryan dies, Presidential candidate Will Schuester is sure he has Democratic nomination in the bag. So does his campaign manager Santana Lopez, until she meets a mysterious woman at a motel. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 83,961 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
I Need a Medic by Gorshenin reviews
AU. Army!Brittana. It's wrong on so many levels. It's fraternization, it's unprofessional, it could cost you your rank, your career, and worse-hers; but you can't stay away. You need her and it has nothing to do with the palpitations in your chest.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,959 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Freaking Super by LateInLifeTiburon reviews
AU. The comic books don't tell you everything. Like when to take the mask off, for example. Superhero!Santana, Brittana, Samcedes
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 266,474 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Somewhere in Brooklyn by MartianThoughts reviews
Santana and Brittany have been trying to get pregnant for a year without any luck. What happens when a teenage foster child and positive pregnancy test land in their laps on the same day? A unique journey of motherhood ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 346,944 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Never Touch the Ground by get-higher reviews
She just looks at you. She's staring at your mouth like she's measuring the distance stretched between your lips. But you have rules about this sort of thing: never on the lips; only fingers; no numbers; no names. And she makes you want to break your own rules.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Santana L., Brittany P.
The Knife Thrower's Daughter by themostrandomfandom reviews
In the summer of 1898, Santana Lopez joined the J.P. Adams & Son Traveling Circus & Menagerie as it toured the states of the Upper American Midwest. She also fell in love with the knife thrower's daughter.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 476,070 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Santana L., Brittany P.] [Mercedes J., Sam E.] - Complete
I'll Teach You to Dance by monochromeheartbeat reviews
Three years after graduation, Santana Lopez and her roommates, Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry, attend a dance class in NYC. Follows most of the events in Glee if Brittany had never gone to WMHS.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 386,127 - Reviews: 2709 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L.
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Spray Foam reviews
The spaces between 1.01 to 1.13.
Wynonna Earp - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Complete
The 300 reviews
Clarke just managed to burn 300 of Lexa's finest spruces.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,093 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Clarke G., Lexa - Complete
2859: The Fearsome Foursome reviews
Brittany and Santana attend a very important wedding.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Collision Insurance reviews
Sugar just knows that Santana and Brittany would fall in love...if only she could get them to meet each other.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
2859: Triple Threat reviews
Brittany and Santana are welcoming a new addition, but Santana isn't so welcoming of the additional company that comes with it. Five-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,546 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
2859: The Merry Miles Edition reviews
Santana and Brittany do Christmas with their families. Three-Shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,695 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
So Two Years Ago reviews
Brittany has her eye on the new girl on set. If only she could get rid of Tina first.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Snow Scraper reviews
Santana really screwed up with that whole 'Mine' thing...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
2859 reviews
Santana Lopez is a publicist in New York trying to rein in the biggest ego the city's ever seen. Brittany Pierce is attempting to create the next big thing in Seattle. They're 2859 miles apart, but one wrong number just might change everything.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,404 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 3,229 - Follows: 2,201 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete