His Majesty the Emperor
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Joined 09-30-12, id: 4283861, Profile Updated: 06-09-14
Author has written 21 stories for Star Wars, Red vs. Blue, Married with Children, Batman, Urinetown, and Star Wars Rebels.

Hey, His Majesty the Emperor here. Also known by his reviewer name RKB. What does that mean, you ask? Wouldn't you like to know.

I always enjoy routing for the heroes in the film. But the thing is, I'm not very good at actually writing about heroes. For me, villains are much easier to write. So most of my stories will probably be from the POV of the villain.

My favorite villain is definitely Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars, a great number of my stories will probably end up being about him. Most of what I read and watch is either historical or science fiction in nature.

I really appreciate reviews. I will accept constructive criticisms, but not flames.

If anyone has any ideas for a oneshot involving our favorite Emperor feel free to PM me or something.

I'd like to say thanks a lot to the person/s who have added some of my stories to the Best of the Best and the Senator...Emperor...Sith community pages. It really does my heart a great deal of good to know that other people think that what I write is worthy of being put on these pages. My deepest thanks to whoever you are.

My favorite fanfiction: I only use this profile to write on occasion. I spend most of my time on this site reading and reviewing. I have seen many a fanfic in many a category. I have read oneshots and I have read million word epics. I have read the good, the bad, and the average. And in the years since I started reading fanfiction there has been one series of stories written by an author that has been so good that I am surprised that they haven't published yet. This is hands down in my humble opinion the best long Star Wars fanfic on this site. I am talking of course about that grand epic: The Tarkin's Fist Saga by AshlaTi. Never before have I seen such an epic take on Star Wars before. The author manages to balance a massive cast of characters, most of them OC's and keeps each character consistent, original, three dimensional, and compelling. It is such a well researched and well developed series that I have in the past made it clear that I feel it is on Par with the absolute best Star Wars authors out there. It is that good. I highly recommend it to anyone reading this profile. Go read it! Why are you still here? GO READ IT!!!

My favorite quotes:

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself."-Mark Twain

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.""-Ronald Reagan.

"I may not think much of our profession, but when contrasted with respectability it is comparatively honest."-The Pirate King, The Pirates of Penzance.

"If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress? Or did we just f*ing blow your mind?!?" -John Stewart, America, the Book.

"There will always be a tomorrow if you are tough enough to cling to it."- Caldwell B. Cladwell.

"Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words for they become actions. Watch your actions for they become habits. Watch your habits for they become your character. And watch your character for it becomes your DESTINY. What we think, we become. My father always said that. And I think I am fine." -Margaret Thatcher (as played by Meryl Streep) in the Iron Lady.

"So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, and a whole city that curses the day I was born? That may be a loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down tang, and still frozen pop-tart, get in my car with no upholstry, no gas, and six more payments, to fight traffic, just for the privlage of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head! But I am not a loser. Cause despite it all, me and every other guy, who will never be what he wanted to be, are still out there being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"- The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Al Bundy

"Citizens of the civilized galaxy, on this day we mark a transition. For a thousand years, the Republic stood as the crowning achievement of civilized beings. But there were those who would set us against one another, and we took up arms to defend our way of life against the Separatists. In so doing, we never suspected that the greatest threat came from within.

The Jedi, and some within our own Senate, had conspired to create the shadow of Separatism using one of their own as the enemy's leader. They had hoped to grind the Republic into ruin. But the hatred in their hearts could not be hidden forever. At last, there came a day when our enemies showed their true natures.

The Jedi hoped to unleash their destructive power against the Republic by assassinating the head of government and usurping control of the clone army. But the aims of would-be tyrants were valiantly opposed by those without elitist, dangerous powers. Our loyal clone troopers contained the insurrection within the Jedi Temple and quelled uprisings on a thousand worlds.

The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Separatists have been defeated, and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society, which I assure you will last for ten thousand years. An Empire that will continue to be ruled by this august body and a sovereign ruler chosen for life. An Empire ruled by the majority, ruled by a new constitution!

By bringing the entire galaxy under one law, one language, and the enlightened guidance of one individual, the corruption that plagued the Republic in its later years will never take root. Regional governors will eliminate the bureaucracy that allowed the Separatist movement to grow unchecked. A strong and growing military will ensure the rule of law.

Under the Empire's New Order, our most cherished beliefs will be safeguarded. We will defend our ideals by force of arms. We will give no ground to our enemies and will stand together against attacks from within or without. Let the enemies of the Empire take heed: those who challenge Imperial resolve will be crushed.

We have taken on a task that will be difficult, but the people of the Empire are ready for the challenge. Because of our efforts, the galaxy has traded war for peace and anarchy for stability. Billions of beings now look forward to a secure future. The Empire will grow as more planets feel the call, from the Rim to the wilds of unknown space.

Imperial citizens must do their part. Join our grand star fleet. Become the eyes of the Empire by reporting suspected insurrectionists. Travel to the corners of the galaxy to spread the principles of the New Order to barbarians. Build monuments and technical wonders that will speak of our glory for generations to come.

The clone troopers, now proudly wearing the name of Imperial stormtroopers, have tackled the dangerous work of fighting our enemies on the front lines. Many have died in their devotion to the Empire. Imperial citizens would do well to remember their example.

The New Order of peace has triumphed over the shadowy secrecy of shameful magicians. The direction of our course is clear. I will lead the Empire to glories beyond imagining.

We have been tested, but we have emerged stronger. We move forward as one people: the Imperial citizens of the first Galactic Empire. We will prevail. Ten thousand years of peace begins today." -Emperor Palpatine's Declaration of a New Order.

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Meet the Skywalkers by frodogenic reviews
Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,007 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 4/9
Tarkin's Fist Episode III The Earth Strikes Back by AshlaTi reviews
The third act of the epic Earth-Empire War. Both systems will be brought to their knees. Remember droids don't care if you review but a wookiee will rip your arms off if you don't leave one
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 325,759 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Ahsoka T., Commander Cody
A New Hope: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
The Unauthorized Rewrite saga continues. I tackle the original films in a full-blown alternate universe, beginning with A New Hope as Luke, Leia, and Mara Jade struggle to survive in a galaxy ruled by fear and broken by war.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 7/20
A Song of Ice and Fire Swords by Darthkvzn reviews
The blood of Darth Vader has been defeated, as has the faction he serves. Kylo Ren must complete his training, and the Supreme Leader knows just where to send him. The First Order looms over Westeros, and the Game of Thrones they know and love is about to change. Kinda cracky but not really?, SPOILERS FOR THE FORCE AWAKENS!
Crossover - Star Wars & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/8 - Captain Phasma, General Hux, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Short Stories in a Galaxy Far, Far Away by DarthRuinous reviews
An ongoing and wide-ranging series of short stories, created from challenges and compiled here. Both Legends/Canon and AU possibilities.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 9/2/2015 - E. Palpatine
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 3,981 - Follows: 4,689 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Harry Potter and the Power of the Dark Side by Faykan reviews
Only the strong may rule, this was the way of the Dark Side, and Darth Millennial was about to prove to his master that he was worthy of the title Dark Lord of the Sith, but first a tremor in the Force draws him to the Unknown Regions of space... I do not own the picture
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 53 - Words: 329,639 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
A Night for Opera and Everything Else by DarthRuinous reviews
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine requests Anakin's presence at the Galaxies Opera House to lay his greatest trap yet, but something occurs that was not foreseen, at least not by the Dark Lord of the Sith. AU. Violence warning. PART 1 is complete! 1/9/16
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,239 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
A Spartan in Westeros (Game of Thrones X Halo Crossover) by Agailius reviews
When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeroes. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind-from both humanity's demons... and those beyond.
Crossover - Halo & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,147 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Eddard S., Tyrion L.
Lighting the Path by Michael Weyer reviews
When her Viper explodes, Kara Thrace finds herself recruited to a Corps that can lead to Earth and its special protectors. Crossover with DC Comics.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,322 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 2/8/2009
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32222 - Favs: 19,195 - Follows: 15,670 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bought Out! by JJZ-109 reviews
As well all know, Star Wars was recently bought out by Disney. Now, our favorite heroes and villains from the original trilogy are their property. They are forced to move into Disney World, and find that they don't fit in that well. Luke, Leia, Han, Chewie, Vader, Palpatine and the droids now face life in a child's world. Can Disney and Lucasfilm coexist? For laughs. Re-uploaded.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,469 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Darth Vader, Han S., Luke S., Leia O.
The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,069 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/5/2005
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Reunions are a Deleted by Bob Regent reviews
Name amended due to guidelines. A clash of ideologies will cause widespread death and destruction for two races both alike and strange to the other. SG1nBSG xover
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 349,784 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2007
Revenge of the Sith: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
The conclusion to the long-running Unauthorized Rewrite series is here at last. Anakin struggles against the darkness within himself as Palpatine's schemes come to their final fruition and the Republic crumbles. Violence, mature situations, etc. Comments welcome.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,460 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
Going Forward by Rap541 reviews
Sequel to Going Native. Its a few years later, lets see what happened
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,617 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010
Tarkin's Fist Episode II Dirtside by AshlaTi reviews
The invasion begins. The Empire launches its massive attack on a backwater world. The harsh tale of OC characters set against the backdrop of the Empire-Earth War. Please R&R, 1 free Force Power for every new follower.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 446,749 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
The Journey's Trek by Michael Weyer reviews
Near the end of its five-year mission, the Enterprise meets a fleet needing some help that bears some familiar faces. ST TOS/BSG 2003 crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,115 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009
Keyword: Destiny by Georgina B reviews
Parameters: Six years after the last episode of Invader Zim. Target: Gaz, Tak, and a whole bunch of other people who had no idea that what started with a stolen Game Slave, a shaken-up can of soda, and a showdown in an abandoned lemon factory would end up turning the universe upside-down. Keyword: Destiny.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 208,659 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Gaz, Tak - Complete
Rogues' Gallery by DrMckay reviews
SW X-Wing/nuBSG Crossover: A Post-honeymoon vacation for ace pilot Wedge Antilles and his new wife Iella goes awry as they and their friends end up adrift in the Unknown Regions, and encounter a fleet of humans pursued by an armada of killer droids.
Crossover - Star Wars & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,692 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Wedge A., W. Adama
Attack of the Clones: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
The Rewrite project continues with a novel-form reinvention of Episode II, focusing on the Clone Wars and Anakin's strengthening father/son relationship with Palpatine, as well as his romance with Padme. Grievous and co. assume greater prominence.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,615 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Tarkin's Fist by AshlaTi reviews
We are not alone, and neither are they. Empire vs. Earth, prelude to invasion as two societies clash. Multiple POV seriel. Please read and review for many Bothans died to research this story
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 92 - Words: 235,606 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stormtroopers, OC - Complete
The Phantom Menace: The Unauthorized Rewrite by Veriform reviews
A novel-form rewrite of the first prequel film, focusing not just on the film's protagonists but on Grievous, Dooku and the emergence of the Separatist Alliance. See my profile for notes on differences between in-film universe and my own interpretation.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,815 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Complete
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The Sidious Chronicles reviews
It is said that the measure of a man is much more than skin deep. What makes a person tick then? What motivates them and drives them? Why do people do what they do? Let us look into the mind of the galaxy's most infamous tyrant and find out, shall we?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 73 - Words: 187,696 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 3/15/2013 - E. Palpatine
A Tremor of the Hand reviews
Grand Moff Tarkin is on the warpath. Aresko and Grint are dead. And Minister Maketh Tua finds herself wondering what just happened and what it all means.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Agent Kallus, M. Tua - Complete
A Happy Ending reviews
A happy ending. That was all she really wanted. That was how musicals were supposed to end, wasn't it?
Urinetown - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Little Sally, Lockstock - Complete
The Grand Finale reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to Tim Drake in the three weeks he was held captive by the Joker? Are you brave enough to find out? In this final showdown, neither can live while the other survives. What will the combatants be willing to do to break their opponents? When it comes to the Joker, absolutely anything goes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - The Joker, Timothy D./Red Robin, Bruce W./Batman
A Matter of Time reviews
"This Republic is failing. It is only a matter of time." In the aftermath of The Wrong Jedi hero and villain alike deal with the fallout and wonder what the future has in store.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Barriss O., E. Palpatine, Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Winner reviews
"Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who will never be what he wanted to be, are still out there being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
Married with Children - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Al B. - Complete
The Lawless reviews
The Clone Wars episode "The Lawless" told from Palpatine's point of view. One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
George Lucas Did WHAT! reviews
The Star Wars characters react to the news that George Lucas has sold them to Disney.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - C-3PO - Complete
All too Easy reviews
In a way, the fall of the Jedi Order is the culmination of a thousand year joke. In the end, it really was all too easy.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - E. Palpatine, Yoda - Complete
The Mask reviews
Admiral Piett's thoughts on the Empire he serves.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - F. Piett - Complete
The Tragedy of Darth Tyranus the Fool reviews
Many have heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Others have heard the Tale of Darth Sidious the Sly. Many more have heard of the Tragedy of Darth Vader the Feared. But has anyone given any thought to the Tragedy of Darth Tyranus the Fool?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Count Dooku - Complete
The New Order reviews
In the moments before the Destruction of Alderaan Grand Moff Tarkin pauses to consider the past and the future.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Grand Moff Tarkin - Complete
Of Chancellors and Gungans reviews
Chancellor Palpatine's thoughts on everyone's "favorite" Gungan, Jar Jar Binks. Set during the last year of the Clone Wars.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - E. Palpatine, Jar Jar B. - Complete
Peace is a Lie reviews
This is the bedrock of the philosophy of the Sith. The strong deserve to rule because it is their birthright. The strong prove their strength through conflict and war. It is in the fields of battle, both on the front lines and in the political arena that I and my fellow Sith prove our superiority.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/30/2012 - E. Palpatine, Duchess Satine Kryze - Complete
Twas the Night before Sithmas reviews
Sate Pestage convinced Emperor Palpatine to read the Star Wars version of Twas the Night before Christmas as part of a public relations stunt. The Emperor was not amused by the writer's attempt to rewrite such a classic poem. Mass Fourth Wall Breaking will definitely ensue.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
This is How Liberty Dies reviews
How eloquent. How melodramatic. How incorrect. What you think implies that liberty has just now died while these scatterbrained puppets applaud my coronation as Emperor. Liberty died long ago. It died when you made me Chancellor. It died when you foolishly allowed Binks to be your proxy and he gave me my emergency powers. I am merely ridding myself of all pretenses.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A Minor Inconvenience reviews
Everything I have fought for is about to be destroyed, my ultimate weapon, my fleet, and my Empire. All of it will crumble without me. The Jedi and the Light they serve are finally triumphant. At least, that is what Skywalker surely thinks.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2012 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Musings, Machinations, and Maul reviews
I should be worried. I should be angry. I should be beside myself with homicidal rage for this obvious blunder on my part. But I'm not. The situation is all too amusing.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Triumph reviews
Sidious revels in his triumph.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - E. Palpatine - Complete
The Director reviews
The Director muses on his past
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Director - Complete
Darkness Ascendent reviews
The Darkness looked upon its new dominion, and declared it to be good
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - E. Palpatine - Complete