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Author has written 1 story for Maximum Ride.

About:

-I am the gender made of sugar, spice, and everything nice

-I like dangos (WATCH CLANNAD)

-My OTP is Max and Fang. Whoever believes in Mylan...NO. Just NO

-I have a thing for funny British YouTubers

-My favorite quote is "Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all." -Lord Tennyson

-I love my wonderful smartphone

-95% of the fanfiction I read is Maximum Ride

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Maximum Ride

The Sisters Grimm

Beautiful Creatures

Hunger Games

Lovely Complex

The Mysterious Benedict Society

Life of Pi

The Exploits of a Relectant (But Extremely Good-Looking) Hero

I, Coriander

The Phantom Tollbooth

Favorite Shows:

Clannad

Clannad Afterstory

Ouran High School Host Club

Baka and Test

School Rumble

Mythbusters

Once Upon a Time

Glee

How I Met Your Mother

Big Bang Theory

Modern Family

Adventure Time

Phineas and Ferb

Angel Beats


YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

Its hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an XBox Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You're in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile alot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as a little kd.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 14


CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

1/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

2/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

1/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

5/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

3/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

3/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

So yeah, I'm apparently a child of Poseidon.


1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

I drew and took the picture myself. Seriously.

3) What's your middle name?

Don't think I should say...

4) Your current relationship status?

Dating

5) Does your crush like you back?

Yes

6) What is your current mood?

Wide-awake, but I'm sure I'm going to crash soon

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Dunno, lemme check...white, I'm boring

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Red

9) Missing something?

Most likely

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

When I wanted to quit karate

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Bird

12) Ever had a near death experience?

No, thankfully

13) Something you do a lot?

Get songs stuck in the minds of my friends

14) The song stuck in your head?

We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My grandmother

17) When was the last time you cried?

Last week

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes, multiple times

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Telekinesis

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Hair

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Iced caramel coffee

22) What's your biggest secret?

Lol, like I'd tell the Internet

23) Favorite color?

Blue

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Depends

25) What are you?

A weakling

26) Do you speak any other language?

Learning Japanese

27) What's your favorite smell?

Life Facts (Don't ask, it's an inside thing)

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Good

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Confidential

30) What are you thinking about right now?

The boyfriend

31) What should you be doing?

Sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

Sister

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Depends

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Giovanni

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Not that much

36) What is your natural hair color?

Black

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My science teacher, because of the stupid grade he gave me


25 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My Boyfriend

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Lol sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Typing a story

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Butterfingers

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Heck no.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Dude!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie Dough

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes. Its yellow

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Bread Pudding

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope

13, The last sporting event you watched?

A high school football game

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter

15, Who is the last person you sent a text/inbox message too?

The boyfriend

16, Ever go camping?

If you call going to a campsite with tons of people, a bathroom 8 minutes away, and a Subway 15 minutes away camping, sure.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Yeah

19, Do you have a tan?

Sure

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

No way. Pizza rules

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Straws make things taste better

22, What did your last text message/inbox say?

“Okay, I’m going to bed now, goodnightJ”

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Hiking

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A hairbrush


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

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Quiet Like The Snow by Victorian Asylum reviews
It started with letters. Then came stalking. A morbid fascination turned into a kidnapping. A serial killer is lusting after Max. Will this time be different, or will she be just another dismembered body dumped in a ditch?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,757 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Over Seas? by No One Is Ever Alone reviews
Max, Ella, and her mum go onto a Carnival Cruise ship. For 3 weeks. Max is dreading the vacation, but what exactly will she think of it when she meets Fang and the rest of the flock? Yes, your favorite pairing, FAX, will be there. I despise Dylan with a burning passion. My first fan fiction :D R&R, flames accepted! Rated T for swearing and the romance. Better safe than sorry!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,147 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Fang, Max
Resident Guardian Demigod by blackfireandredroses reviews
There's a new demigod in camp and Will doesn't like how he keeps looking at Nico and following him around. Nico doesn't like how everyone thinks he can't handle his own. They may know more than he does, though. Will to the rescue! BoO spoilers! Solangelo with background pairings mentioned
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,631 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Age Is Just A Number by LivenLifeUp reviews
Nick Walker: 24 year old English teacher, new to the whole "teaching thing" Maximum Ride: 17 year old senior with an over-protective twin brother and no intention on learning. They fell for one another before year began. And they take the student/teacher relationship to an entirely different level.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,096 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Beauty and the True Beast by iJareth reviews
Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Gaston won, but the Beast (a.k.a Prince Adam) lost? Or so you think.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,878 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Gaston, Maurice
World of My Eyes by 1LuvDragonQueen reviews
Maximus Ride: 18; Osprey Shifter; Leader of Seaside Shifters In this story, she is the newfound leader of a whole community of shifters. She discovers that she now holds a huge amout of responsibility, such as training youngsters, and defending her territory. In comes Fang: A loner, cast from his previous flock, an enemy in the eyes of the Seaside Shifters, and hoplessly in love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,995 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Foolish Pranks by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Takes place after FANG. Dylan and his friends play a prank on Fang that goes way too far, forcing Dylan to go from making a fool of his competition to having to care for him. In one night, Dylan learns some important things about himself and about his least-favorite Flock member, as well as some less important things about water sprinklers and Time Lords. Bromance, not romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Fang, Dylan - Complete
The 7 Week Plan by VampireRide reviews
Max, Lissa, Nudge, Brigid, Angel, Maya, Iggy and Ella are BFF's. But when a new guy comes to town, all that changes with the girls. Six girls want him, and despite the promise they made, it's not counting. Now, Max has a plan for them. But She becomes torn apart into too many pieces, which friend should she help? Which friend should she betray? Promise it's awesomer than sounds!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,371 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The revengeful transformation by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Max was ugly she was fat she was what every girl never wanted to be and every guy never wanted. She was teased and can't take it and goes to live with an aunt for a year and when she returns beautiful as ever she does all she can to get back at everyone
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Max, Fang
Secrets and Sacrifices by MillieKittan reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Of Sun and Moon by makorrashenanigans reviews
"Don't run away from me," he breathed huskily, his free hand coming up to cup her cheek. "I won't let you. Not this time." "Who says I'm running?" she challenged quietly. Max was it for him. She was his forever. And Fang wasn't going to let her go...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,582 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Max, Fang
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
I'm Not Sure How I Feel About You reviews
Max and Fang fighting it out to be Valedictorian. Max thinks she has feelings for Fang, but the competitive voice in her head pushes any boy-related thoughts out of her mind so she can focus on school. Then something supernatural happens, and a new threat proves to be more important than grades. With academics on hold, will Max finally realize her attraction to Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Fang, Max