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Joined 10-01-12, id: 4285163, Profile Updated: 03-27-18
Author has written 2 stories for Half-Life, Doom, and Portal.

I made this account when I was like 13 and obsessed with bad fanfiction. I ran two of the most famous through Google Translate and thought it was a good idea to post them. Sorry about that. Maybe I'll upload a real fanfic here some day. Maybe Not. I do have some ideas, but... motivation, ya see?

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Magnusson's casserole alternative version by Super Fanfic Entertainment reviews
Believe it or not,Gordon can actually choose not to wreck Magnusson's casserole in the break room. The casserole still gets wrecked after the alien accident, so here's a humourous alternative version of how Magnusson gets his casserole wrecked. Now with an added pop quiz!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 9/10/2011 - A. Shephard, A. Magnusson, Gordon F. - Complete
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
101 Ways To Annoy The Witch by BritishWaffleSyrup reviews
*NO LONGER ON HIATUS* Join Brownie and her friends on a quest to hack off the Witch! Kevin, the Smoker who tries to do stuff properly! Adam, the Hunter who gets hurt all the time! Sapphire, Adam's younger sister and Brownie's best friend! Wolf, the 9 and a half foot tall Tank who absolutely hates the surviviors! WHOOP! XD
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Witch
The Last Engineer by HoKaze reviews
What starts as a normal skirmish between RED and BLU evolves into chaos as Dustbowl is destroyed and the RED Engineer finds himself cut off from his team, heavily wounded and desperate to survive as the Respawn system malfunctions...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,751 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Engineer
Pyro Unmasked by C2Vproductions reviews
The cheerful and oblivious Pyro knows nothing outside of Pyroland, so when his mask is knocked off to reveal a world of war, fire, and death, Panic ensues. Can he just go back to Pyroland, with the knowledge that it is all an illusion? Or will he attempt to cope with this terrifying world, and make some friends along the way?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Pyro
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Letters to Noodle by Classicsrule reviews
During the lonely days of Plastic Beach, 2D would write. Not in a diary, or on a blog, but to his dead best friend. 2Nu friendship fic, but can be seen as romance.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - 2D - Complete
The Dummies Guide to: Living With Gorillaz by The Occult Prophecy reviews
Rated T to be safe.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
A Story About Bookstores by Maggot Magnet reviews
After accidentally allowing Scout to accompany him to the bookstore, Engineer is forced to cope with the annoying bastard for a day.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,046 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Unexpected by MinatoTheMessiah reviews
True Story in Left4Dead rated T for swearing
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Misadventures Of The RED Team 2 by ThisStatementIsFalse reviews
Remember those REDs? The ones who were idiots? Yeah, they're not any smarter but they're back for the sequel!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 24,835 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Soldier Tells Us His Methods of Seduction by Maggot Magnet reviews
After buying a typewriter, Soldier writes us a tried-and-true tutorial on how to get the merc you want.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Soldier - Complete
The Doublecross Incident by Bugsketeer reviews
Their superiors aren't responding. Their Medics are scheming. And mercenaries are vanishing. RED and BLU have to put aside their differences if they want to see them again. Pre-MvM. Rated for Scout's language. Act II has begun!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Medic, Miss Pauling
ThatSentry'sASpy's Life by ThatSentrysASpy reviews
So this is based off real events of Team Fortress 2. This is not serious at all. I mean if you want serious on a first post... you've got another thing coming. Rated T for the lolz.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Medic, Sniper
Practicing Medicine by Brazzlegirl reviews
A little scene I wanted to write. Sniper gets hurt and Medic "heals" him up. Mostly for character development. Rated T-because Medic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Medic, Sniper - Complete
Tour by 1V4N3V4N5
Was stuck in the house, freezing outside, and it's rainy. Might add on later.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Words by A Rabid Zombie reviews
A series of small fics based off of random words, loosely connected. Not too serious and written for funsies. Many different pairings and main characters. Rated M for later chapters.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,042 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012
We Go Together, You and I! by Pugnacious Peace reviews
Ellis grinned, bursting into song. "Like the leaves and the breeze..." Nick rolled his eyes, "Fatty food and disease." "And like a sheep and a lamb!" "Like a pig and a ham." "We go together-" "Can I go now? Can I just...-?" "No." "Damn it." (Born out of exhaustion and stress. I apologize for the awful humor here. xD T for language and perverted humor.)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Nick, Ellis
Of Death and Thunder by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The Spy explains his dread of thunder over a glass of Chivas and a cigarette.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Miss Pauling in Wonderland by NukaCola101 reviews
The title says it all: an Alice in Wonderland parody featuring the cast of Team Fortress 2!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Miss Pauling - Complete
TF2 Driving by Rockhover reviews
Each character driving would be funny so that's why i'm making this more than chapter 1, characters come along
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012
Misadventures Of The RED Team by ThisStatementIsFalse reviews
The REDs were idiots and lost their base to the BLU team. Now, they're still idiots, but they want their base back.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
How Blackmailing is Performed in France by Maggot Magnet reviews
THEY SCREW AT THE END
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Whatever Murdoc Says, Goes by The 2D Ninja reviews
The real reason the song "Murdoc is God" never made it onto Demon Days. Rated T for a bit of swearing.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
The Tentaspy: A Nonsensical Tale by NukaCola101 reviews
When the RED Pyro develops a cold and is sick in bed, the Engineer tells the little firebug the heroic tale of the RED Sniper defeating the elusive Tentaspy as only one can: A parody of the Jabberwocky poem from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sniper - Complete
Robot Takeover by Pyrophant reviews
When a newly built Spy robot disables the Respawn system, Gray's robot army takes over the Earth. The BLU and RED team together must take down the robot's control of Earth.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Engineer, Sniper
TF2 Zombie Apocalypse by RainSwift13 reviews
When the REDs seem to be infected with a virus and it spreads like wildfire, how will the BLU cope with it? Will the 9 stragglers be able to survive to constant chase and incessant moaning/screaming? Rated T to be safe. Main characters are Medic, Sniper, and Spy, but I will do chapters on others if requested.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Medic, Sniper
Portal 2 Oneshot: Space by ao mei reviews
Portal 2 oneshot. Follow Wheatley as he ponders to himself and the Space Core as he gets excited about space as they drift along aimlessly. In space. Please read and review! -Axanie
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Heavy Thinking by Jimmy Collins reviews
Thinking isn't the easiest thing to just pick up, especially if you've never done it before.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Wheatley
Only 60 more years? by xana55 reviews
GLaDOS has a surprise present for Chell. Well more like a surprise medical procedure. Well technically a surprise medical experiment. Now the only problem is dealing with the results. Rated T for potentially inappropriate hilarity. Inspired by jagged-snail at deviant art.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Never a dull day by NOODLEBLAST reviews
A bunch of short one shots about the rarely dull daily life of Gorillaz!first fanfic, had to re upload.Please review.
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012
A Series of Aperture Equipment, Metaphorically by Twilight Okami reviews
A series-of-one-shots taking place after 'Portal 2'. Chell discovers that civilisation is in ruins so she returns and stays with the witty, sardonic GLaDOS and her other minions. See how life goes on in a post-apoclyptic, wacky laboratory known as Aperture XD! Mainly focusses on Chell, GLaDOS and Wheatley but others characters have their roles too.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012
Hiding in Plain Sight by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"Listen you stupid AI, if you do not get us out of this room, I will make you wish that you were still in space!" "Okay, okay! Geez, at least SHE couldn't talk, unlike you!" "I have a gun." "...I think the password is AAAAAAA." After twenty five 'peaceful' years of testing, Aperture is going to have to prepare its self for it is about to be invaded by morons and psychos.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
Punishment by tymaca reviews
Wheatley broadcasts a distress call worldwide, trying to get saved, but then Glados has a suprise for him, alot of suprises actually. One-shot
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
The Entirety of Thine Lifetime AfterEffects by lordvonticklebottom reviews
Another fan fiction by Lord von Ticklebottom. This time, he's been playing Half-Life 2! Based on "Half-Life: Full Life Consequences", by squirrelking.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gordon F. - Complete
Doom: The Dire Consequences of Intense Malevolence by lordvonticklebottom reviews
Lord von Ticklebottom, a Victorian gentleman and occasional writer, has discovered a new muse in video games and delights to bring you this charming fan fiction! Based on "Doom: Repercussions of Evil" by Peter Chimaera.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Doomguy - Complete
HALFLIFE: FULLON ACTION by Enig reviews
Gordon Frekman goes off to save the things from the laser aliens and so forth! Squirrelking, you ingenious bastard, you...
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Gordon F.
A Humen's Guide to Fighting Combines by H. M. Lee reviews
Learn how to fight combines in the epic style of John Freeman. Based on squirrelking's Half Life fan fiction series.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
En Route to the Vending Machine by allee-she-sha reviews
En Route to the Vending Machine that I'm Pretty Sure Doesn't Even Exist. Yep. That's all.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2012 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Wolfenstein Nap part deux, Becomeing Wor Begins by Anti-Euphoria reviews
This is story following wolfens nap where he has relations with the parrot from Alden.
Wolfenstein series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011
Heavy's Tiny Picnic Adventure! by TheBiographerStoryteller reviews
When Heavy and Scout go on a picnic, Demoman kidnaps Scout! How will this end?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Heavy, Scout
One Word to Describe by Luimeril reviews
bad title is bad! these are collections of stories, where one word is given to be the basis of the next. rated M for possibilities of smut, but i make no promises! i cannot be held responsible for any craziness that ensues within!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011
I warned you not to drink the water by Super Fanfic Entertainment reviews
A very short but humourous parody.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Complete
The BLU Gift by HellzLittleAngel reviews
Dear RED Spy, I've decided to set our differences aside and send you something. Consider it a, 'Happy Ceasefire' present. I have no use of it, so please keep it. Love, BLU Spy. P.S: Don't send him back. RED!Spy/BLU!Sniper
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
Dear Diary by alexgmich reviews
PWP. As told by Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Medic, Heavy
Left 4 GameBoy by SarahIntheSky reviews
Zoey finds a special surprise in a saferoom. OneShot. T for extremely mild language. I don't own anything but the clothes on my back.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Zoey - Complete
An Encounter With An Entrepreneur of Espionage by Zeug reviews
It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Spy, Scout, Heavy, Soldier - Complete
Our benefactors by Logan T. Huckleberry reviews
Just a start to the first chapter of a possible short story. It seems a little verbose and at times less than free flowing, so I'd really like some constructive criticism on this one please. thanks in advance.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009
Gordon Freechmant Saves the New Orleens! by Spoing reviews
When Gorgon Manfree decides to visit the Orleens of New, can he haz the Martogray that he coverts?
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Freddy's Mission by DevonWargod reviews
Freddy is on of teh good guys and he has a mision to blow up teh bad guys base. Will he success?
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Sometimes, I dream about cheese by PenofDOOMSDAY reviews
Unravel the REAL dream of the cheese with Charlene, a 20 something rebel with an apparent love for... Cheese. "Sometimes, I dream about cheese." Rated T for swearing. Oneshot.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Full Life Consequences 4: TehSteaksRRaised by Waterfelon
Henry and Martin Freeman has to recumber from the humen uprising and conker the second combing of the combines to try and save Freema from exstinktion and live up to Full Life Consequences! The next chapter of the bran new Full Life Consequences saga!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010
Twas the Night Before Battle by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
“Hey, Sniper! Hey, Soldier! Up, Heavy and Scout! Enough of this 'being dead' lazing about!" A TF2 take on a classic poem. T for language. Humor.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Pyro - Complete
Half Life Full Life Consequences 3:A NewBeginning by Waterfelon reviews
The legendary so-bad-it's-good half life series is revived by one of it's most happy fans. Henry Freeman who is John Freeman son has to live up to full life consequences and defeet evil uprining forrest of time.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
HafLuv by Stupidfic reviews
dude some make a gmod movie of this lolololo
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Bonk! by Mr. Zed reviews
Oneshot. When Red Command decides to remove Bonk! Atomic Punch from the vending machine, how far will Scout go to retrieve his precious energy drink? First TF2 Fic, read and review please. PLEEEEEEASE review. seriously. AN: fixed everything being bolded.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Scout - Complete
Zolafraxestra by Kathryn Shadow reviews
I have headcrabs.
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
A New Test by Fonkirby reviews
Chell confronts GLaDOS and is offered to take part in a different test, one that has had GLaDOS curious for a long time.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Freeman eat to fight again now! by Anti-Euphoria reviews
This is a Fan Fiction, I write decisions. My English is not very good. Please enjoy. Thank you.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009
The 7 Hours War by K0HIJIN reviews
This is dedicated to Peter Chimaera and his unique writing style.... ENJOY TEH BEST FANFIC
Half-Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
Gordon Doesn't Get Alyx's Joke by RetroRebel85 reviews
Very short oneshot. Takes place during Lowlife, based on the "Zombine" joke. Gordon doesn't get it, and doesn't think it's very funny, so leaves Alyx alone in the dark.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
GMOD after the Combine by Brighter-Than-A-Thousand-Suns reviews
Life as a "sandboxer" after the Combine invasion can be exciting. Or boring. Or mildly entertaining. Or painful. Depends on who you ask. Try asking The Night Fox. He'll tell you his stories of the GMOD world. There's nothing better to do.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009
Hindsight by randominuyasha reviews
When a horrible attack renders the demoman almost useless, he tries to prove he can still help out, even with his newly aquired disability. Hilarity ensues.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Demoman - Complete
The LagSpy by Mar-the-Fen reviews
Two RED Scouts ran frantically, swinging their bats and belting out long streams of frustrated curses. The source of their discomfort? A RED Spy who appeared to be trapped in a time warp. Silly one-shot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Killing in evil by M. Nelson Christopher S reviews
What not to do!
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Half Life 2 Episode 3 by ihasasteamroller reviews
what will happn in ep 3
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Life of a Spycrab by SpiKrab reviews
This is the tale of one lone Spycrab, a member of an endangered species, who is all alone. He must overcome many challenges if he wants to survive Spycrab hunting season.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
QuarterLife: Origin of Doom by Ozelet reviews
An unofficial interquel meant to tie "Halfway to Destruction" and "Full Life Consequences" together.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
The advenrures of Goredon Freeman by Fistman reviews
Goredon Freeman is opposed by combine, and wants to stop it.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009
HalfFull: Life Infection by TheV101 reviews
Gordon and Barney must save the city from an infection made by the evil boss. A story with the mispelled gag.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Scout's Law: A Team Fortress 2 Story by Innocent Fox reviews
A short one shot of friendship, guns and crying Russians. Rated T for sexual references and humour.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Without a scout by toastwolf117 reviews
A TF2 oneshot... Imagine a TF2 server. Now imagine that every class was selected... Except for one. This is the story of a server... Without a scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Halflife: Hero Beggining by squirrelking reviews
Henry Freeman has to fight Combines and save humen kind
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
John Pyro and the Red Intelligences by stalkerfan2000 reviews
John Pyro must capture the red teams intelligences or he will be destoryed!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Doom: Repercussions of Evil Mark II by Abby Zanella reviews
John Stalvern's story, rewritten.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Satellite Of Love by JJ Rust reviews
HP/MST3K X-Over. What happens when Mike Nelson and his wise-cracking robot buddies get hold of the DVD of "Order of the Phoenix?" It gets the typical Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, of course. A few suggestive mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Matrix Return by Peter Chimaera reviews
Neo, Moerpheus , and Trinity have fo fight
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Morpheus, Trinity - Complete
Is That A Headcrab In Your Pocket? by Pisces reviews
Gordon and Barney set out on an epic journey to fix what they have wronged... and for headcrabs.
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
MST3K: CROW T ROBOT owner's manual by Futuramakid reviews
An owners manual for Crow T. Robot. This is written in the format of several other owner's manuals for characters I've seen. Coming Soon: Tom Servo, Gypsy, and Bender
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Evolving Tradition by SLWalker reviews
Joel tries to read the 'bots 'The Night Before Christmas'. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Goes from the KTMA era through Season 5. Not a MSTing!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Stoneship Journal MST3K by Aitrus5 reviews
Mike and the bots read the Stoneship Age Journal. Yes, you read that right!
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2002
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Doom: Repurcussions of Evil: Even Worse Grammar reviews
Not quite as funny as the last one, but some bits (such as the bit about the United States) are just plain hilarious. Just like last time, I take no credit for the original story, it belongs to Peter Chimera. Made with Google Translate.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Doomguy - Complete
Quarter Life: Halfway To Destruction (Even Worse Grammar) reviews
Thank you, Google translate NOTE: I take no credit for the original Quarter Life: Halfway To Destruction story, I just made it have worse grammar. Enjoy!
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Gordon F. - Complete