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HI! I’M FA1RYPR1NCESS09, BUT MY BESTIES CALL ME FP.
I ABSOLUELY WUV YUGIOH BUT ONLY DM. LOL ORIGINAL IS THE ONE AND ONLY.

If you think that Writer's Block blows copy and paste this into your profile. (UGH TOTALLY!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (LOL I’M SO RANDOM)
If you've ever had a dream about something you've never seen, seen it the very next day, and thought you were going crazy, copy this into your profile
If you sometimes have a memory span shorter than goldfish's copy and paste this in you...uh what was I saying?
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (ALL THE TIME!)
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (LOL HARDCORE)
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (RANDOM RANDOM RANDOM- OHHH SOMETHING SHINY)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (Ughh I love Yami-kins so much y can’t he b realll?)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (XD ALWAYS)
WARNING: Do not walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk off walls and the occasional cliff. (LOL IM WARNING U NOW)
SlinkyEscalator=endless fun! (OOOooOOH SOUNDS FUN!)
It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn. (GAME ON! LET’S WIN)
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape. (LOL I LOVE DUCK TAPE)
Sometimes i wonder why the Frisbee is getting bigger. Then it hits me (HAHAH BEST JOKE EVAR)
Sometimes jokes can get a sexual undercurrent if you think long and hard about it. (LMAO THINK ABOUT IT ASFSD)
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101
(OMG I DO ALL OF THAT. I’M SUCH A GOOD WRITER!
- If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile (LOL I’M SUCH A BLONDE SOMETIMES)

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally.
12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
(LOL WOW I SHOULD GET MY BESTIES TOGETHER AND TRY THIS! XD)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (WOULDN’T THAT BE SO TRIPPY?)
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (ME? no, oh wait I’m doing it again. Or am I talking to you all... TIME PARADOX
If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile. (Totally!)
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!( LOL YES)
Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (ALWAYS)

If you watched Yugioh or another anime when you were younger and watching it again as a teenager or adult, copy and paste this to your profile. (AND NOW I’M ADDICTED LOL)
If you think Yami Bakura is the Theif King and isn't Zork, copy and paste this to your profile. (UGHH IKR. IT TOTALLY MESSED EVERYTHING UP!)
If you ever wished Atem was a real pharaoh, copy and paste this to your profile. (OMFGADFHdsjak YES!)

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX, 5Ds, or Zexal!)
((Crappy little spin-off shows!!))

NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Mariku.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEMU!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness.
normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game.
normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.
normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (I wonder who the idiot is that said this)
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (It's called freedom of speech people, don't like it fuck off!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Sorry for not wanting to trust every psycho bitch I know!)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (My Bff is like O_O when I tell her I wore pants. Guess what, I'm still a virgin!)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.(Close enough... :))) Though it's still stupid to think that.)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I give my friends advice and it works so uhhh... no!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (...What are you people smoking?)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. (Suck up? Hell no! Nerd? Maybe but if it means making something of my life, I'm proud to be one)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.(Tell that to the girls that do better than the guys in all the sports I've seen them play!)
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a stuck up prick. (THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! OUR RELIGION PREVENTS IT YOU RETARDS!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am a Pretty, Confident, Smart, VIRGIN! WHAT!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I have a friend with straight A's and everyone loves her so shut up!)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. (You see me around my friends and you think that... not entirely true)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (What, it's my own problem if I happen to love the collor pink!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(Couldn't care less about getting attention. I just belive in being yourself.)
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (... By... and so what if I was?!)
I'm a VEGETERIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo or gay.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm CALIFORNIAN so I MUST know how to surf.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm sXe , so I MUST be an ugly Bible worshiping nerd.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at ONE MISTAKE.
I sit with my back straight and chew with my mouth closed, I MUST be posh and stuck up.
I'm OCD so I MUST point out every single little thing that's WRONG and make people fix it.
I sing, so I MUST be a total Diva about it.
I'm a girl WWE fan, so I MUST be either stupid or white trash.
I want to go to college, so I MUST be smart.
I'm bicurious, so I MUST picture everyone naked.
I copied and pasted this into my profile, so I MUST have no life.

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Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi - Complete