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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4127 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 4,701 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Just a matter of perspective by Kanae-88 reviews
As it turns out, flirting is a matter of perspective; it's just rotten luck Eren doesn't seem to know the first thing about it. — Eren/Annie.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eren Y., Annie L. - Complete
Heartbeat by deathmakesapoet reviews
[ONESHOT] It's Mikasa's first night at the Jaeger household after the tragedy that befell her family. She is troubled by nightmares and wakes up in the middle of the night, cold and frightened. But comfort is there to be found in the form of Eren, her new friend and hero. (No, not THAT kind of comfort. They're just kids. You sick bastard.)WARNING : Slightly graphic nightmare scene.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Mikasa A., Eren Y. - Complete
And Let Go by thundercow reviews
"Aren't you going to wish me 'good luck?" — AU, where Mayaka falls for Houtarou instead of Satoshi in middle school.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Houtarou O., Mayaka I. - Complete
See No Evil by Maddylovesyou reviews
There it is...that sadness in her eyes... it's not that he doesn't know how to deal with sadness, he knows that emotion very well.. it's just he doesn't know how to deal with it in maka's eyes, to see her beautiful eyes glossed over. crona would do all he can till those eyes show nothing but happiness. crona x maka.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,579 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Crona, Maka A.
The darkness isn't silent by Maddylovesyou reviews
women are dieing and the soul eater gang doesn't know why. The only thing the women have in common is the color of their hair, black. Will they be able to stop what ever is doing this before it kill's another? or are they in more danger then they think?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,201 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Maka A., Crona
The Secret of Yuki Nagato by AllenP3989 reviews
It has been a year since the events of "Disappearance". Kyon is doubting his decision, and Yuki is concerned about him, but unsure how to proceed. She fears revealing a dangerous secret, one that could unravel the universe. Sequel to "Perspective of Yuki Nagato". Read and Review, please.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Yuki N., Kyon
Stargazing by xMad.Hatterx007 reviews
In Valhalla, it is considered good maners to watch the Goddess release a Puella Magi, but everyone watches as she brings the oldest of the Magical Girls, Akemi Homura, home.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Sometimes We Keep Secrets by thundercow reviews
She can't keep track of the number of times Houtarou gets on her nerves. So, she keeps track of the times he doesn't. — Mayaka, Houtarou, being eternal enemies is harder than it looks.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Mayaka I., Houtarou O. - Complete
Pink Shirts by Animejessi reviews
Izaya wakes up and finds that all his shirts are pink. There wasn't a black one left. How does someone 'accidentally' dye your black shirts pink? Attempted humor.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Always by ToumaFF reviews
Going to school was always a chore. Going to school with a fever is even worse. Falling delirious while suffering under the fever? Definitely not one of Oreki Houtarou's best days. Luckily there was a rather enchanting angel ready to catch his fall.
Hyouka/氷菓 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Houtarou O., Eru C. - Complete
Izaya's Jacket by Animejessi reviews
Namie has always wondered what it would be like to try on Izaya's jacket just once. What happens when she does?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Pictures by Animejessi reviews
Namie liked to take pictures of the expressions that Izaya didn't show very often. Of course, she took them in secret and kept them hidden, but what happens when someone else sees them? I promise, it's not as creepy as it sounds.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
The Perspective of Yuki Nagato by AllenP3989 reviews
"The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya" from Yuki Nagato's perspective. Rated T for very mild adult themes, and my own paranoia.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
The Hidden Meaning Behind Caring by Animejessi reviews
Izaya discovers that there is a hidden meaning behind his kindness. And Shizuo is kind enough to point it out for him.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
The Izaya Watching Room by XxXSoManyFandoms-.-'XxX reviews
Namie wanted to know what happens when Izaya is left alone. She bugs his phone and puts up cameras and has a room to watch him in. Izaya does some hilarious things when no one is watching. Warning : Izaya's imagination and nasty situations.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Sisterly Love by Liber-T.E.A reviews
Two Big Sisters find each other after many years, and together they rediscover themselves. Shoujo-ai. Big Sister/Big Sister.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Big Sister - Complete
Her Unique Roommate by Racke reviews
Haruhi's POV: After a fight with her parents, she shows up at Yuki's doorstep with a bag.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Haruhi S., Yuki N. - Complete
Valentine's Day Offer by MegaOtaku777 reviews
When Seiji tells Namie over the phone that he's taking Mika and leaving the country, she falls apart. But can Izaya put her back together with a box of chocolates?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Namie Y., Izaya O. - Complete
Surprise! by whereami2012 reviews
Mikado is in for the surprise of his life when he visits Izaya Orihara... Izaya/Namie
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
Captured Rapture by SuzakuSama reviews
Madoka wants to give Homura something special on her birthday. Set during episode 10's timeline. Fill for the kink meme.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Homura A., Madoka K. - Complete
Homework by TheShamanMaster reviews
One afternoon, Tsuruya asks Kyon for help with her homework. But what does it all lead to? Kyon x Tsuruya.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kyon, Tsuruya - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 727 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Comfort by MissLe reviews
Once upon a time there was a boy and a girl who were as opposite as could be. If one were hot, the other would be cold, or if one were day, the other, night. Yet still, as young people do, they found it mattered very little.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hinata H., Deidara - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Death Glare by Nymyrra reviews
When Gaara discovers Matsuri upset about some things she heard some people at school say, he teaches her how to deal with them - i.e., how to scare them witless. One part fluff, one part angst, and one part introspective. Don't mess with Matsuri.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Roomies by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] Their relationship started out as roommates. Shikamaru hated her and Ino thought he just wasn't her type. Certain things happen and brought them together. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,546 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 3,394 - Follows: 581 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete